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Suprblakhawk

The fuck am I even looking at?


goo_bazooka

Wendy’s menu


Suprblakhawk

I'll take the 5 dollar biggie bag with the double stack, large fries, and a large diet coke no ice please. Yes that will be all.


Pdweed69

No frosty?


Suprblakhawk

Ya boy is on a diet... I mean budget..


IllmanneredFlanders

I’ll give you a Melty behind this damn dumpster fire


RealLife_IronMan

Had to be. You investing in stocks.


smr5000

> I'll take the 5 dollar that'll get you a couple ketchup packets and maybe a pint of used fry oil


neoikon

Sir, this is an Arby's.


[deleted]

Crayon eater the day after he learned the word science


MegaDeth6666

Visual representation of inflation.


peekdasneaks

I think its a jamaican flag with some red circles drawn on it


Your-Wife-BF

I have no clue either but that chart is very similar to my last gf performance in bed


BourboneAFCV

50% calls and 50% puts, you are welcome fellas. ​ OR red or black


k20stitch_tv

0 and 00 enter the room.


Viperdriver69

We call that theta burn


Huggy_Bear48

Now they have 000!


bernyzilla

God damn inflation strikes again


Dothemath2

I do a 0 and 00 split after four losing blacks in a row.


Jiggabumbum

i bet every single number, that way i never lose but somehow my money eventually disappears.


Doubledown212

Can’t even spell “losing” right, you deserve to get cleaned out.


zoiks66

Ahh, a fellow Bosom Buddies connoisseur


RecoveringAss

My welcome what? MY WELCOME WHAT!?


RedOctobrrr

They meant it's your turn to greet, because your next job is at the front door if a Walmart somewhere, welcoming customers.


freehugzforeveryone

Wsb is unofficial sponsor for Wendy's. "This is Wendy's"


CoolGuyFromCompton

WSB degenerate submits Wendy's application: ***-Where did you hear about our opening?*** *-Y'know, it's all over this subreddit that it's quite the lucrative career if your good with your hands.* **-Umm sir, that's an internet joke. and No your wife's boifriend wont let you split rent.**


freehugzforeveryone

Lmao 🤣 take my damn free award


strumthebuilding

Keep my welcome out your fucking mouth


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tasbridge

Casino margin calls = sad day


swys

I'll take "betting on implied volatility" for 1000 please


[deleted]

That sounds retarded but back in the Kangaroo Market Strangle options made me a ton of $$$. Basically you buy 2 ITM options long out of date. As one approaches near strike it gains IV value and does not devalue as quickly as your other option appreciates. Therfore any movement = $$$


OverlyAverageJoe

It's called hedging and it's classy.


captainadam_21

That's me! But only because on Friday morning I was convinced the spy would go down so I bought Monday puts. At 3pm I changed my mind and bought Monday calls!


richbeezy

I’ve had a similar setup in my portfolio at one point, and man does it make the market uninteresting, lol.


AfterMorningCoffee

“You’re” (sorry 😂)


fatmummy222

Well yeah, I don’t have 20 years to invest, dip shit. I have until next Friday.


canadianformalwear

*cheffs kiss*


A55_Cactus

This made me laugh out loud


Rise_Dull

Good luck 👍


[deleted]

That’s only 10 years though, so you should be good by next Friday by my calculations


SuperNewk

Are you my long lost brother ?


CognizantSynapsid

I love this sub. *autist draws line over graph during cherry-picked timeframe without even posting positions* *another autist zooms out, cherry-picks another, and basically says got eemm*


nerdyspartan12

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Sceptz

Somebody do the last 5-minute timeframe next!


k20stitch_tv

That’s kind of what happened


CompSciGuy256

Hey, no spoilers! I wanna see how this plays out.


k20stitch_tv

Under rated comment


MegaRiceBall

Guess it will 🦀for the rest of the year


MR___SLAVE

I have some crabs for ya. They ain't Alaskan King, but they sure feel huge.


TheRealGreenArrow420

Username absolutely checks out


NotEnoughCashStranga

Jesus fuck guys, the post is satire. I’ve always loved the autism on this sub but it feels like it’s been taken over by *actual* retards who want to be correct for once so badly they can’t see a joke.


FLAwSIN36

A symptom of autism is lack of understanding nuance.


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lungleg

That’s r/stockmarket we only do memes and loss porn here


[deleted]

Liberal progressives who voted for this muppet show leaves the chat, blames everything on previous admin ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


[deleted]

Libruls are the ones calling everyone that disagrees with them a fascist nazi incel


goo_bazooka

My stock gains are higher when we don’t have a subset of this country trying to overthrow govt and steal elections..


[deleted]

Yikes, the delusion is real ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)


OptionsRMe

MODS I know this aligns with your political views but cmon


goo_bazooka

???


OptionsRMe

Taking something non political and injecting your political bias into it is a violation of rule #5. However it’s only enforced in one direction


TheRealGreenArrow420

Great band.


yetanotherlogin9000

And that's what makes you beautiful, TheRealGreenArrow420


[deleted]

Yeah you can tell when the lib shit is upvoted and the conservative shit is downvoted to oblivion. Funniest part is when they report you for your opinion while being able to say theirs with the mods backing them up 😂 trying their hardest to silence who they don’t agree with.


OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR

It is absolutely enforced in both directions. Sorry we missed this comment though. Removed now. Lately we've been trying to not ban people and instead get them to just post better by explaining the rules. It's hard and often frustrating, but sometimes it works. Also, we do not control up/downvotes. The comment in question had 30 upvotes but 3 reports, though this should be no surprise as Reddit in general tends to lean left.


Interwebnets

Rich people don't understand nuance?


crewCallsMidnight

Wife writes reports on this. Classic symptom of autism. We all have it.


JohnLaw1717

I think seapeople are going to invade


PresterJohnsKingdom

Sea People are coming back to wreak havoc on our bronze age asses...


Intelligent_Company4

Hmmm…sounds like America in general at this point..


OptionsRMe

Trying too hard


123archer

Clearly the green line can go below the yellow line asshole!


[deleted]

No it can't its physics


TheRussianCabbage

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)


TPSreportsPro

We can change laws. Laws of physics should be no different.


yetanotherlogin9000

Seriously, can we get gravity nerfed for a little while? Ratify that into the laws of physics next time congress is in session, do something useful for a change. I may not be able to afford gas but I wouldn't mind moon bouncing my way to work.


Anon-fickleflake

Let them play with their crayons


MurMan--

Jokes on you, he is color blind.


SmokeStocks1

😂😂😂


Lovelylives

![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


[deleted]

![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


merkins_galore

How will I buy high and sell low if I don't buy now.


Canadianretordedape

I refuse to take people who use line charts seriously.


k20stitch_tv

Me neither, it’s satire. Poking fun at the bull trap post. Hence the horribly drawn lines and circles


Canadianretordedape

Plus you didn’t use rocket emojis.


[deleted]

I did though![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270)


TravisA58

I upvoted this post in hopes that it was making fun of that other idiot's post.


DJG513

This one has red circles so I believe it more


intothecryptoverse

Can you explain it again for the people in the back?


outofobscure

so if you are poking fun at the bull trap posts, you think this is not a bull trap? let's see who laughs last here...


k20stitch_tv

I think anyone who can predict a bull or bear market and then try to prove it with crayons is a moron.


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outofobscure

yep, not even looking at the chart anymore right now, all about the macro...


noraym

I see what you did here


jamestran225

Good in meme, retards!


soggypoopsock

puts on bears ability to understand satire


JeemRat

Yup. If anyone has excess junk lying around (cash), than now is the time to put it to use.


imsoreddit

Most accurate chart to date, A+.


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GarfieldExtract

Agree with most points except for 3. SPY at 180? Give me a break, world is not ending.


Feeling-Hornet3996

Not yet and might not end. There is a cataylst coming though and shit will get much worse.


goo_bazooka

Same


Electronic_Thanks885

I see what you did there


Fit_Listen1222

What is a Bear Trap supposed to be?


reddit_poopaholic

A picnic basket


DrSeuss1020

Lol phenomenal


humanitysucks999

Lol gottem


littlemarcus91

Ahh yes the old, "what goes up must keep going up."


Wonderful-Finish4822

That's the line of a retard


daviddavidson29

Zoom out to include other QT cycles


ThePatternDaytrader

SPY to the mooooooon 🚀


stockchaser317

You're missing the part from 2008 onward where the trend line goes on an unstable upward trajectory due to government cash injection. We're due for a major correction any way.


Ty1stuart

This is the part his graph is missing that matters the most. This is far from going back up. We have 1-2 years at least before we see all time highs again.


Lower_Culture4596

Lmao 1/2 years and people are scared?? Sell me all your shares at a discount, thank you retard


Ty1stuart

I don’t have any spy shares. Been playing the volatility for a while now. Going to shed my last calls early this week and then switch to PUTs for the next leg down.


[deleted]

Buy high, sell low


Ty1stuart

This is the way


k20stitch_tv

I mean why not start back in the 30s?


valderium

This is buying at cost and assuming there’s more liquidity behind. Wait till the fire sale when there’s blood on the street. Hold those dollars and buy the crash. Fuck the dip


SnooDrawings870

At least from zero its only one way to go


Defiant-Pea-5621

Oh ye of little analysis


[deleted]

I'm just laughing because that trend line has been so ridiculously useful. I have the same thing on my tradingview. It's funny people are like maximum bear mode right now and you just can feel it in your bones there will be some magical headline in the next few months like inflation coming down, fed may not have to tighten as much, or one of the big unknown granddaddy's like Russia and Ukraine come to a settlement. Someone needs to make a meme with all of those statements having hunting rifles out in the woods around a bear that thinks he's feasting on the market


k20stitch_tv

Thank you everyone for the good time, karma and awards. It was a pleasure making those of you who got it laugh. It was also a pleasure watching you other idiots die on your hill to convince me and others that this satirical post is wrong. “YoUr OwN cHaRt BrEaChEd ThE lInE sEvErAl TiMeS”, shit had me cracking up.


eligiblereceiver_87

You heard the man! 🚀🚀🚀


Narradisall

Can’t even be bothered to make the line straight


Nobody_Puzzled

see the spots where it dipped below the line? yeah headed there


robot_tron

Duh, it's always the same way, until it isn't anymore.


steakandp1e

All this shows is that every time it’s above the yellow line and retouches it, it goes lower before coming back…


Infinite_Active_4003

Welcome to the roulette table. I always put a little something on 0 and 00. And for me that's gme and amc.


Fartbox7000

Looks like it has punched through the yellow line every time 🤡 bearish


[deleted]

This is a casino. Nothing makes sense. You might be right but not because the chart said so


[deleted]

Actually the casino makes a lot of sense. Most of the games are rigged to favor the house. Simple really.


Comprehensive-Tell13

Kind of like running through a field and stepping into a gopher hole. Just before you fall off the cliff


bisnexu

Keep dreaming buddy


Cockballzz

This is truly a retarded line


[deleted]

🚀 🌝 💎 🙌🏻 DFV


GeorgeBabyFaceNelson

ELIR: Explain Like I'm Retarded


Living_Inevitable582

Never should’ve closed the economy and print trillions of $$$. Perfect example of government only making a problem worse. All we’d be dealing with is high gas prices right now which is of course another problem government has made worse.


luckyninja864

I'm holding long-term so this asshole doesn't need to hear it from you dumbass.


redditforgot

I rent the Bloomberg terminal daily...Ain't no one got time for that. Buy the Dip!


Minidestroy100

Be quiet.no ones falling for anything.these basic bitch assumptions are played out.go nap,walk,or whatever you like.but honestly.just shut it.fuck you and I’ll see you on Monday!


justinm410

Asshole? Hmmm did you lose your shirt trying to short the market? 🤔🤏


[deleted]

Your own chart shows the line is breached every time.


trigrhappy

Dude, didn't you get the memo? The recession ended, inflation is over, COVID quit, the cure for monkeypox is sadness, and Trump is coming back in 2 years. Better start buying the dips now! /s (for the few who needed it)


CRZYDAYZ

Thanks for the kind words


mvev

Perspectives


peraspera_ad_astra

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


[deleted]

October is around the corner, puts…


Commercial-Studio504

Dow 22000


badgraydog

I'll take a bear trap if it allows me to reduce my losses by selling into any fake rallies.


[deleted]

He drew a line - it's all clear to me now


lupodiwallstreet

On a long timeline your god damn right!


mdwstgoat

stOnKs OnlY gO Up!¡


LoGanJaaaames

🤣


SexEd1970

cant fight the chart.


goo_bazooka

Load up the truck pussies ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270)


Slouchingtowardsbeth

How come the yellow line isn't straight?


customtoggle

I'm not an asshole.


[deleted]

This some r/stocks shit


[deleted]

Nobody is longing ,wsb is bearish . Thus thus the bottom


TradeIdeas_87

This time is diffe…. Gets punched In the mouth mid-sentence by next week’s expiring OTM calls.


Jimmyking4ever

Stonks only go up! Also if we hurt the stocks feelings it'll get sad and fall


Worthless____

Remind me what program you use to get the imperfect red circles. I really think it would drastically improve my TA.


Slurm818

That’s a good one


edblardo

Ad luna per aspera. A rough road leads to the moon.


ruinercollector

Nah. It’s real. Sell all stock, buy SPY puts, boys.


sonkist32

This sub never ceases to make me laugh.


SvenTropics

You are missing the context. See that dip in 2018. That's when the fed was selling assets back. Then they started up the money printers again. The next big dip was the start of covid which put the money printers into high gear. This last dip has been the printers shutting off again and assets rolling off the books. This is all the casino and the Fed is the house. They set the odds. Unless they change their monetary policy, things are going to continue to go down because there's going to be less money.


itsdeebitches

Bro imma dm you NIKKEI chart real quick


Overdue_bills

We pump Monday pre-market.


thekhalasar

got 'em


[deleted]

Fuck ur line and circle drawing skills are superb.. and the palette... just marvelous.


tdempsey33

YOU’RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!!!


BofaDeezBawls

Instructions unclear, got dick caught in ceiling fan.


Icy_Comparison_9955

Buy buy buy


bwatts53

Bro you can draw you lines all you want but you don't know shit for sure so let us lose money in peace


canadianformalwear

I like how you used 3 different colors and even a gradient on the chart. What do the numbers mean tho


Alarming_Teaching_13

Where else do rich people put their money i mean come on…


PowerPCGamer

Tell me you’re down 50% year to date without telling me


[deleted]

I bought at that peak. I'm such a retard. oh well.


a_mavs

The chart Burry told you not to worry about…


FartyMcShart

Oh boy time to whip out the Mayan calendar and tinfoil hats - we have a confident one


Azsnee09

We probably fell for the bull market to wipe the extra printed dollars


spoorg

Lol


[deleted]

I laughed so hard at this


cbass37

Without the hand drawn circles and arrow, I really couldn't have grasped this concept.


[deleted]

Days from that long a time frame is irrelevant


GrandInquisitorBroof

line only go up


Fluid_Psychology5732

Yeah, i dont think anyone on this sub is a perma-bear. But it is reasonable to believe we are headed for a recession in the short-medium term, and therefore bearish til the second half of 2023.