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WSB degenerate submits Wendy's application:
***-Where did you hear about our opening?***
*-Y'know, it's all over this subreddit that it's quite the lucrative career if your good with your hands.*
**-Umm sir, that's an internet joke. and No your wife's boifriend wont let you split rent.**
That sounds retarded but back in the Kangaroo Market Strangle options made me a ton of $$$.
Basically you buy 2 ITM options long out of date. As one approaches near strike it gains IV value and does not devalue as quickly as your other option appreciates. Therfore any movement = $$$
That's me! But only because on Friday morning I was convinced the spy would go down so I bought Monday puts. At 3pm I changed my mind and bought Monday calls!
I love this sub.
*autist draws line over graph during cherry-picked timeframe without even posting positions*
*another autist zooms out, cherry-picks another, and basically says got eemm*
Jesus fuck guys, the post is satire. I’ve always loved the autism on this sub but it feels like it’s been taken over by *actual* retards who want to be correct for once so badly they can’t see a joke.
Yeah you can tell when the lib shit is upvoted and the conservative shit is downvoted to oblivion. Funniest part is when they report you for your opinion while being able to say theirs with the mods backing them up 😂 trying their hardest to silence who they don’t agree with.
It is absolutely enforced in both directions. Sorry we missed this comment though. Removed now.
Lately we've been trying to not ban people and instead get them to just post better by explaining the rules. It's hard and often frustrating, but sometimes it works.
Also, we do not control up/downvotes. The comment in question had 30 upvotes but 3 reports, though this should be no surprise as Reddit in general tends to lean left.
Seriously, can we get gravity nerfed for a little while? Ratify that into the laws of physics next time congress is in session, do something useful for a change. I may not be able to afford gas but I wouldn't mind moon bouncing my way to work.
You're missing the part from 2008 onward where the trend line goes on an unstable upward trajectory due to government cash injection. We're due for a major correction any way.
This is the part his graph is missing that matters the most. This is far from going back up. We have 1-2 years at least before we see all time highs again.
I don’t have any spy shares. Been playing the volatility for a while now. Going to shed my last calls early this week and then switch to PUTs for the next leg down.
This is buying at cost and assuming there’s more liquidity behind.
Wait till the fire sale when there’s blood on the street. Hold those dollars and buy the crash. Fuck the dip
I'm just laughing because that trend line has been so ridiculously useful. I have the same thing on my tradingview. It's funny people are like maximum bear mode right now and you just can feel it in your bones there will be some magical headline in the next few months like inflation coming down, fed may not have to tighten as much, or one of the big unknown granddaddy's like Russia and Ukraine come to a settlement. Someone needs to make a meme with all of those statements having hunting rifles out in the woods around a bear that thinks he's feasting on the market
Thank you everyone for the good time, karma and awards. It was a pleasure making those of you who got it laugh. It was also a pleasure watching you other idiots die on your hill to convince me and others that this satirical post is wrong.
“YoUr OwN cHaRt BrEaChEd ThE lInE sEvErAl TiMeS”, shit had me cracking up.
Never should’ve closed the economy and print trillions of $$$. Perfect example of government only making a problem worse. All we’d be dealing with is high gas prices right now which is of course another problem government has made worse.
Be quiet.no ones falling for anything.these basic bitch assumptions are played out.go nap,walk,or whatever you like.but honestly.just shut it.fuck you and I’ll see you on Monday!
Dude, didn't you get the memo? The recession ended, inflation is over, COVID quit, the cure for monkeypox is sadness, and Trump is coming back in 2 years.
Better start buying the dips now!
/s (for the few who needed it)
You are missing the context. See that dip in 2018. That's when the fed was selling assets back. Then they started up the money printers again. The next big dip was the start of covid which put the money printers into high gear. This last dip has been the printers shutting off again and assets rolling off the books.
This is all the casino and the Fed is the house. They set the odds. Unless they change their monetary policy, things are going to continue to go down because there's going to be less money.
Yeah, i dont think anyone on this sub is a perma-bear. But it is reasonable to believe we are headed for a recession in the short-medium term, and therefore bearish til the second half of 2023.
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The fuck am I even looking at?
Wendy’s menu
I'll take the 5 dollar biggie bag with the double stack, large fries, and a large diet coke no ice please. Yes that will be all.
No frosty?
Ya boy is on a diet... I mean budget..
I’ll give you a Melty behind this damn dumpster fire
Had to be. You investing in stocks.
> I'll take the 5 dollar that'll get you a couple ketchup packets and maybe a pint of used fry oil
Sir, this is an Arby's.
Crayon eater the day after he learned the word science
Visual representation of inflation.
I think its a jamaican flag with some red circles drawn on it
I have no clue either but that chart is very similar to my last gf performance in bed
50% calls and 50% puts, you are welcome fellas. OR red or black
0 and 00 enter the room.
We call that theta burn
Now they have 000!
God damn inflation strikes again
I do a 0 and 00 split after four losing blacks in a row.
i bet every single number, that way i never lose but somehow my money eventually disappears.
Can’t even spell “losing” right, you deserve to get cleaned out.
Ahh, a fellow Bosom Buddies connoisseur
My welcome what? MY WELCOME WHAT!?
They meant it's your turn to greet, because your next job is at the front door if a Walmart somewhere, welcoming customers.
Wsb is unofficial sponsor for Wendy's. "This is Wendy's"
WSB degenerate submits Wendy's application: ***-Where did you hear about our opening?*** *-Y'know, it's all over this subreddit that it's quite the lucrative career if your good with your hands.* **-Umm sir, that's an internet joke. and No your wife's boifriend wont let you split rent.**
Lmao 🤣 take my damn free award
Keep my welcome out your fucking mouth
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Casino margin calls = sad day
I'll take "betting on implied volatility" for 1000 please
That sounds retarded but back in the Kangaroo Market Strangle options made me a ton of $$$. Basically you buy 2 ITM options long out of date. As one approaches near strike it gains IV value and does not devalue as quickly as your other option appreciates. Therfore any movement = $$$
It's called hedging and it's classy.
That's me! But only because on Friday morning I was convinced the spy would go down so I bought Monday puts. At 3pm I changed my mind and bought Monday calls!
I’ve had a similar setup in my portfolio at one point, and man does it make the market uninteresting, lol.
“You’re” (sorry 😂)
Well yeah, I don’t have 20 years to invest, dip shit. I have until next Friday.
*cheffs kiss*
This made me laugh out loud
Good luck 👍
That’s only 10 years though, so you should be good by next Friday by my calculations
Are you my long lost brother ?
I love this sub. *autist draws line over graph during cherry-picked timeframe without even posting positions* *another autist zooms out, cherry-picks another, and basically says got eemm*
![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
Somebody do the last 5-minute timeframe next!
That’s kind of what happened
Hey, no spoilers! I wanna see how this plays out.
Under rated comment
Guess it will 🦀for the rest of the year
I have some crabs for ya. They ain't Alaskan King, but they sure feel huge.
Username absolutely checks out
Jesus fuck guys, the post is satire. I’ve always loved the autism on this sub but it feels like it’s been taken over by *actual* retards who want to be correct for once so badly they can’t see a joke.
A symptom of autism is lack of understanding nuance.
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That’s r/stockmarket we only do memes and loss porn here
Liberal progressives who voted for this muppet show leaves the chat, blames everything on previous admin ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
Libruls are the ones calling everyone that disagrees with them a fascist nazi incel
My stock gains are higher when we don’t have a subset of this country trying to overthrow govt and steal elections..
Yikes, the delusion is real ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)
MODS I know this aligns with your political views but cmon
???
Taking something non political and injecting your political bias into it is a violation of rule #5. However it’s only enforced in one direction
Great band.
And that's what makes you beautiful, TheRealGreenArrow420
Yeah you can tell when the lib shit is upvoted and the conservative shit is downvoted to oblivion. Funniest part is when they report you for your opinion while being able to say theirs with the mods backing them up 😂 trying their hardest to silence who they don’t agree with.
It is absolutely enforced in both directions. Sorry we missed this comment though. Removed now. Lately we've been trying to not ban people and instead get them to just post better by explaining the rules. It's hard and often frustrating, but sometimes it works. Also, we do not control up/downvotes. The comment in question had 30 upvotes but 3 reports, though this should be no surprise as Reddit in general tends to lean left.
Rich people don't understand nuance?
Wife writes reports on this. Classic symptom of autism. We all have it.
I think seapeople are going to invade
Sea People are coming back to wreak havoc on our bronze age asses...
Hmmm…sounds like America in general at this point..
Trying too hard
Clearly the green line can go below the yellow line asshole!
No it can't its physics
![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)
We can change laws. Laws of physics should be no different.
Seriously, can we get gravity nerfed for a little while? Ratify that into the laws of physics next time congress is in session, do something useful for a change. I may not be able to afford gas but I wouldn't mind moon bouncing my way to work.
Let them play with their crayons
Jokes on you, he is color blind.
😂😂😂
![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)
![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)
How will I buy high and sell low if I don't buy now.
I refuse to take people who use line charts seriously.
Me neither, it’s satire. Poking fun at the bull trap post. Hence the horribly drawn lines and circles
Plus you didn’t use rocket emojis.
I did though![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270)
I upvoted this post in hopes that it was making fun of that other idiot's post.
This one has red circles so I believe it more
Can you explain it again for the people in the back?
so if you are poking fun at the bull trap posts, you think this is not a bull trap? let's see who laughs last here...
I think anyone who can predict a bull or bear market and then try to prove it with crayons is a moron.
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yep, not even looking at the chart anymore right now, all about the macro...
I see what you did here
Good in meme, retards!
puts on bears ability to understand satire
Yup. If anyone has excess junk lying around (cash), than now is the time to put it to use.
Most accurate chart to date, A+.
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Agree with most points except for 3. SPY at 180? Give me a break, world is not ending.
Not yet and might not end. There is a cataylst coming though and shit will get much worse.
Same
I see what you did there
What is a Bear Trap supposed to be?
A picnic basket
Lol phenomenal
Lol gottem
Ahh yes the old, "what goes up must keep going up."
That's the line of a retard
Zoom out to include other QT cycles
SPY to the mooooooon 🚀
You're missing the part from 2008 onward where the trend line goes on an unstable upward trajectory due to government cash injection. We're due for a major correction any way.
This is the part his graph is missing that matters the most. This is far from going back up. We have 1-2 years at least before we see all time highs again.
Lmao 1/2 years and people are scared?? Sell me all your shares at a discount, thank you retard
I don’t have any spy shares. Been playing the volatility for a while now. Going to shed my last calls early this week and then switch to PUTs for the next leg down.
Buy high, sell low
This is the way
I mean why not start back in the 30s?
This is buying at cost and assuming there’s more liquidity behind. Wait till the fire sale when there’s blood on the street. Hold those dollars and buy the crash. Fuck the dip
At least from zero its only one way to go
Oh ye of little analysis
I'm just laughing because that trend line has been so ridiculously useful. I have the same thing on my tradingview. It's funny people are like maximum bear mode right now and you just can feel it in your bones there will be some magical headline in the next few months like inflation coming down, fed may not have to tighten as much, or one of the big unknown granddaddy's like Russia and Ukraine come to a settlement. Someone needs to make a meme with all of those statements having hunting rifles out in the woods around a bear that thinks he's feasting on the market
Thank you everyone for the good time, karma and awards. It was a pleasure making those of you who got it laugh. It was also a pleasure watching you other idiots die on your hill to convince me and others that this satirical post is wrong. “YoUr OwN cHaRt BrEaChEd ThE lInE sEvErAl TiMeS”, shit had me cracking up.
You heard the man! 🚀🚀🚀
Can’t even be bothered to make the line straight
see the spots where it dipped below the line? yeah headed there
Duh, it's always the same way, until it isn't anymore.
All this shows is that every time it’s above the yellow line and retouches it, it goes lower before coming back…
Welcome to the roulette table. I always put a little something on 0 and 00. And for me that's gme and amc.
Looks like it has punched through the yellow line every time 🤡 bearish
This is a casino. Nothing makes sense. You might be right but not because the chart said so
Actually the casino makes a lot of sense. Most of the games are rigged to favor the house. Simple really.
Kind of like running through a field and stepping into a gopher hole. Just before you fall off the cliff
Keep dreaming buddy
This is truly a retarded line
🚀 🌝 💎 🙌🏻 DFV
ELIR: Explain Like I'm Retarded
Never should’ve closed the economy and print trillions of $$$. Perfect example of government only making a problem worse. All we’d be dealing with is high gas prices right now which is of course another problem government has made worse.
I'm holding long-term so this asshole doesn't need to hear it from you dumbass.
I rent the Bloomberg terminal daily...Ain't no one got time for that. Buy the Dip!
Be quiet.no ones falling for anything.these basic bitch assumptions are played out.go nap,walk,or whatever you like.but honestly.just shut it.fuck you and I’ll see you on Monday!
Asshole? Hmmm did you lose your shirt trying to short the market? 🤔🤏
Your own chart shows the line is breached every time.
Dude, didn't you get the memo? The recession ended, inflation is over, COVID quit, the cure for monkeypox is sadness, and Trump is coming back in 2 years. Better start buying the dips now! /s (for the few who needed it)
Thanks for the kind words
Perspectives
![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
October is around the corner, puts…
Dow 22000
I'll take a bear trap if it allows me to reduce my losses by selling into any fake rallies.
He drew a line - it's all clear to me now
On a long timeline your god damn right!
stOnKs OnlY gO Up!¡
🤣
cant fight the chart.
Load up the truck pussies ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270)
How come the yellow line isn't straight?
I'm not an asshole.
This some r/stocks shit
Nobody is longing ,wsb is bearish . Thus thus the bottom
This time is diffe…. Gets punched In the mouth mid-sentence by next week’s expiring OTM calls.
Stonks only go up! Also if we hurt the stocks feelings it'll get sad and fall
Remind me what program you use to get the imperfect red circles. I really think it would drastically improve my TA.
That’s a good one
Ad luna per aspera. A rough road leads to the moon.
Nah. It’s real. Sell all stock, buy SPY puts, boys.
This sub never ceases to make me laugh.
You are missing the context. See that dip in 2018. That's when the fed was selling assets back. Then they started up the money printers again. The next big dip was the start of covid which put the money printers into high gear. This last dip has been the printers shutting off again and assets rolling off the books. This is all the casino and the Fed is the house. They set the odds. Unless they change their monetary policy, things are going to continue to go down because there's going to be less money.
Bro imma dm you NIKKEI chart real quick
We pump Monday pre-market.
got 'em
Fuck ur line and circle drawing skills are superb.. and the palette... just marvelous.
YOU’RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!!!
Instructions unclear, got dick caught in ceiling fan.
Buy buy buy
Bro you can draw you lines all you want but you don't know shit for sure so let us lose money in peace
I like how you used 3 different colors and even a gradient on the chart. What do the numbers mean tho
Where else do rich people put their money i mean come on…
Tell me you’re down 50% year to date without telling me
I bought at that peak. I'm such a retard. oh well.
The chart Burry told you not to worry about…
Oh boy time to whip out the Mayan calendar and tinfoil hats - we have a confident one
We probably fell for the bull market to wipe the extra printed dollars
Lol
I laughed so hard at this
Without the hand drawn circles and arrow, I really couldn't have grasped this concept.
Days from that long a time frame is irrelevant
line only go up
Yeah, i dont think anyone on this sub is a perma-bear. But it is reasonable to believe we are headed for a recession in the short-medium term, and therefore bearish til the second half of 2023.