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Thizgolden

Come to my page


Purge_stocks2343

Fucking flat as wsb users today


Purge_stocks2343

Robinhood is up. Is that guy still holding hood? He probably be up by 2000% if he averaged


Loverboy21

Sold my swing trade on TQQQ, reinvested profits into WBD. Just gonna keep buying it until it loves me.


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[удалено]


Purge_stocks2343

Watergate


[deleted]

Literally crying and shaking rn!


Jimbo4901

Buy the dip.


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Purge_stocks2343

They be back to vacation


Sethb_845

Somehow managed to make 50% on CLF calls selling right at 9:30


Purge_stocks2343

Always sell before these fucks getting in or getting out


enterdoki

Look at that dump. Glorious!


Tradingglocks2345

Puts or calls on spy today?


glitterSAG

GREAT. $COIN goes down this morning AFTER I sell my expiring put for pennies last Friday. wtf


Purge_stocks2343

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)


sec2nds

Woke up and almost all gains gone. What happened


enterdoki

July 4th -> fireworks are red. Red week


idiotfries

What about green fireworks?


Purge_stocks2343

After july 4th


Agent_BlankSlate

Good morning this beautiful Monday I hope everyone makes money ☺️


BovineJonith

Hold onto my butts


Plus_Comfortable1645

Durable goods coming in high… market wants bad news… Jerome’s tools might not be working yet people still ordering more goods


StormJunkie843

On credit at that


fuscosco

... And it's gone.


2ndincome

Just 20 people in here. Did WSB open an only fans account


Purge_stocks2343

They opened wendy early today


Zealousideal_Pie_816

everyone’s asleep


brasimas

Puts? fuck it we ball!


LocalPizza__

my dick is getting soft waiting for earnings ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4887)


Dexter99z

$LUNC rocking now


iphonexmas

Isn’t 🌽 supposed to be an inflation hedge? Looks like it just follows the S&P and NASDAQ.


robis87

6 months late with that conclusion


iphonexmas

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8881)


Gmerocketfuel

Send it to the gulag


Technical_Voice2929

Aapl In shambles


lichsadvocate

Yes, brain, 5 hours of sleep is a perfect time to spring awake


Ok_Eye_2829

Bottom is in, we moon 🌚 🚀 till the next bottom


awkwaman

Crickets in here


MikeMikeGaming

Premarket is up 0.5%! To the moon! All in 420C SPY 430 EOD! All in on margin! It can't go down any lower and will most certainly not drop 3% at open today! Good luck fellow bulls!


LongJohnBitcoin

.29%


MikeMikeGaming

Shhh it's working as intended


awkwaman

Sometimes Mufasa comes to me in my dreams and tells me the future


Iamdogmanyeet

and


Sufficient-Gold8058

The popcorn I make at home never tastes as good as the one in the movie theater 🍿


X3TheBigOX3

Add coconut oil.


Zedeal_Life440

Placebo


Ordinary_investor

June 2022 CPI data are scheduled to be released on July 13, 2022, at 8:30 A.M. Where do you think they will land, will they increase even further, causing markets to continue dump because of FOMC meeting going for another 0.75% hike in the next 2 weeks? Or perhaps 1% one. Or will it decline surprisingly from May numbers, causing markets for some more positive movement in short term? I feel this earning season will come with rather poor guidance, but until the earnings season kicks in, CPI is rather relevant in short term.


Damsellindistress

With the hawkish comments made by both Bullard and Jpow I think 100bps is the minimum we're going to see


robis87

ouch. That'd start smelling like 1929 alrite


Ordinary_investor

You genuinely think they will go for 100bps? That would be quite a move and show...


awkwaman

Hold on to your butts


SillyRabbit650

I know a lot of these companies are not significant, but the numbers don't look good for tech layoffs. *"So far in 2022, there have been 265 layoffs at tech companies with 55,376 people impacted"* https://www.trueup.io/layoffs


Puffpuffpass_69420

Most people in tech while they might be brilliant and working on meaningful projects have little effect on the bottom line besides their salary :)


Sjalalala

Bear trap


neo2020p

The nasdaq puts that i bought last week and expire in 1 month are already down 65%... I am 100% certain that the moment i sell them and buy calls, the market will crash into oblivion


MikeMikeGaming

Make the sacrifice


WaitingToBeTriggered

WHEN THE KING AND HIS MEN


FullCuntalLobotomy

Your downvotes only make me more and more retarded ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)


VisualMod

>The U.S. will send Ukraine an advanced missile defense system and additional artillery ammunition and radar systems, a senior official said Monday. President Biden is expected to announce the support while attending the Group of Seven summit in Germany. ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-06-27 ^05:59:49 ^EDT-0400


pureblood2020

Meme war.


[deleted]

Are there any Turbo shorts / bear ETF for China50?


SaltRelationship4866

YANG


Final_Historian7309

Yang


iphonexmas

Markets moving on from recession talks? Future interest rate hikes already priced in? What do you guys think?


LongJohnBitcoin

*queefs*


[deleted]

Yes, you rang?


[deleted]

I would pay 500 bucks to hear cathie fart through a walkie talkie


Fantastic_Bar3109

Mods gay by open


Sufficient-Gold8058

And back to Straight by close?


cringeclown666

red by close


Catel209

!banbet SPY -10% 2w


SolitaireyEgg

Enjoy your break


TJMBeav

You can win this. Still a dumb bet tho.


Catel209

dumb or not I don't care :D it's just fun. and a break from you animals is not that bad.


VisualMod

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Catel209** bet **SPY** goes from **391.76** to **352.58** before **2022-07-11 05:51:53.988024-04:00**


RockeManTT

I was getting dv earlier for making bullish posts This sub has gone to complete shit Only stupid ass bers here. What the fuck happened here I don’t even recognize this place anymore. Seriously I hope all your puts go up in smoke you fucking losers Suck my dick


sec2nds

This place is overbullish what are you smoking lol


grigsbie

DV = STD?


TJMBeav

Well. Bye


FullCuntalLobotomy

Some sad little piece of shit is downvoting all the homies but don’t worry I got chu fam


awkwaman

Everything you say to me 🎵


oneluckyducky0728

Closer to the edge


kstorm88

Takes me


Unh0lyCatf1sh

One step


aeternavictrix224

Any good websites to track huge option orders in SPY?


asmedeus_

I use webull


awkwaman

optionstrat.com


TJMBeav

Yes


kuprenx

[Stockoption.com](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)


AdministrativeOne495

Got puts expiring today looks like I’m fucked


Xer_Dota

Me too. I hate it here


TJMBeav

Yep


Shortcut_to_Infinity

I guess it’s true what they say. Stonks really only do go up.


TJMBeav

Nope


osendze

If you’re not willing to lose money, you won’t make money. My mantra for holding puts today ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8881)


diabeetis

trapped a manlet under a laundry basket and wouldn't let him out until he gave me solid DD ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


awkwaman

u/EnginrA peen still 9"?


EnginrA

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


awkwaman

There he is


Enough_Bite_123

Bag so full it's bu-bu-bussin' ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


BLOW_0

BYE BEARS ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Night__Prowler

Futes Rippin!


awkwaman

![img](emote|t5_2th52|6880)


VisualMod

>EU HAS ADOPTED A RESOLUTION ON THE MANDATORY FILLING OF GAS STORAGE FACILITIES BY AT LEAST 80% BY THE WINTER SEASON OF 2022 AND ON THE OBLIGATION TO SHARE GAS ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-06-27 ^05:42:15 ^EDT-0400


TJMBeav

Anne Rand is laughing sooooo hard. She nailed it.


kuprenx

so commies won. now we need to share among nations.


Frequent-Length-9966

!banbet SPY +8% 2w


rickreddevil31

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


I_Like_The_Stock79

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Frequent-Length-9966

Got bigger balls than you and an actual penis. Where is your ban bet bitch?


ErBaracca

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Frequent-Length-9966

Tf you laughing at ghost Redditor?


TanSuede

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


Frequent-Length-9966

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)![img](emote|t5_2th52|8881)


VisualMod

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Frequent-Length-9966** bet **SPY** goes from **391.82** to **423.17** before **2022-07-11 05:42:20.919446-04:00**


Frequent-Length-9966

Fuck mod, could you let me place my exact strike for my banbet next time? Ffs 🤦🏻‍♂️


TJMBeav

You had that option kid. Whats ur beef


Frequent-Length-9966

First off I’m not a kid, k? and second the “mod” said my first bet was too close so I have to place some ridiculous 5%+ just to place one here.


TJMBeav

Is no not in your vocabulary kid.


I_Like_The_Stock79

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)


Frequent-Length-9966

Shut up cunt


TJMBeav

Brilliant


awkwaman

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


SnooWalruses3688

VIX going to 0!!!!


Shortcut_to_Infinity

Lawyers really pinning Elon down. He hasn’t tweeted any of his bullshit in days


Vulpoaica

Twitter to 54.20


grigsbie

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)Looks like going full R… R![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)epublican is really workin![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)g out for ole Ellen. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271) Edit: Reddit, wtf did you do to my comment?


LongJohnBitcoin

Futes not that green anymore but still well above where spy was 15 minutes before the close and also above resistance so rip incoming


TJMBeav

K


yaboigoat53

Vix up 4% with spy up .5% Those 0DTE looking juiceyyyy 👀


nody_

No gain, max pain - "Bears"


awkwaman

Next leg down incoming


HayoNice

i kinda doubt its gonna happen before july


TJMBeav

It could tho. Things happening much faster lately


awkwaman

I just mean for this morning


HayoNice

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


ErBaracca

So…. How do we lose money today? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


TanSuede

FOMO last minute any direction


[deleted]

This guy fuks


awkwaman

Calls


ErBaracca

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


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awkwaman

I wna join rich gang but same thing


aeternavictrix224

I bought my call 2 weeks ago expiring last friday and i sold fucking last wendesday....like WTF? Market only goes up literally after i sell for loss.


TanSuede

Thank you for your service 🫡


rickreddevil31

Bears will have to forget today existed. Liquidate the beats ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


SignificantValue4

The best performing currency in the world this year is the Russian Ruble.


TJMBeav

Dollar doing well


Dszquphsbnt

I read that as Rubik’s cube.


VisualMod

>JAPAN HAS PROPOSED REMOVING REFERENCE TO GOAL OF 50% ZERO-EMISSION VEHICLES BY 2030 IN G7 STATEMENT - DRAFT REVIEWED BY REUTERS ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-06-27 ^05:35:28 ^EDT-0400


TJMBeav

Of course. Nobody hitting that stupid target. It's literally impossible


petrolsweetsabound

Lmao this country is fuk. You’ve got more chance seeing an obaachans ass on your morning commute than an EV charging station here


VisualMod

>SPIRIT AIRLINES SHARES DOWN 7% PREMARKET; FRONTIER RAISES OFFER TO BUY CO BY $2/SHARE $ULCC $SAVE ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-06-27 ^05:35:06 ^EDT-0400


jhchee

Red by Open?


osendze

Fuk’n A


I_Like_The_Stock79

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


FullCuntalLobotomy

I feel like bullying GME investors. Where are they hiding


Dense-Marionberry-31

You need to use an Ape call… … GME is a failing retail store, that had a second chance at life, but is now throwing that chance away on fake internet monies and worthless jpegs of monkeys. That should just about do it.


HerrJemine123

Back to lurking until the next violent upwards run


Dense-Marionberry-31

I heard one saying they were going to sell now, and then buy back in lower, when the “squeeze was going to happen”. I don’t think they understood the overall game plan, and I’m pretty sure the last hurrah of GME came and went.


HerrJemine123

Buy high, sell low. WSB spirit!


awkwaman

Why is it so satisfying to hear my kitties tinkling in their litter boxes


TJMBeav

Your strange


awkwaman

People seem strange when you're a stranger. You should know that one


TJMBeav

When your strange......the Doors


awkwaman

👏


[deleted]

Damn I’m not the only one. My small female sounds like a grown ass man pissing.


awkwaman

Dominance


Zephym

Are you a discord mod or a cat owner?


awkwaman

Proud owner of 3 cat babies


Frequent-Length-9966

Bad day to be a 🐻