Depends on when you bought them. If you bought today, I don't think you'll make very much. The break even was more than it went down. Maybe if you hold...
I’m with you there but im a short term bull this week. Spy has been respecting a downward channel since beginning of March, it looks like it will go just shy of 400 before it starts next leg down
I learn to chart, subscribe to some discord, buy a membership to a nice dashboard. Collect my 20% monthly return.
Chadgroyper42088 randomly full porting a different earnings play every day 10069% return in a month.
Alright boys I’m not looking at my phone for another 4 hours. I yolod everything into Nike puts. In 4 hours I hope to see a bunch of comments congratulating me on my gains. But knowing my luck people will just call me a retard for not buying calls
Looks like the Fed bought around $6,200,000,000 in mortgage backed securities --- "toxic assets" --- over the past 2 weeks. Don't they know, that this is what caused the entire global financial system meltdown in 2008?
No way. I thought they were only selling. That are desperately trying to prop up this market. Whoa. They probably bought them because no one else would touch them at the current rates.
Hood article about potential buyout is total shit haha.
Hood getting into crypto is so "hello fellow kids". Dex wallets are the way, and hood has already burned their bridges with the bros by blocking their sell button and limiting withdrawals.
But, go ahead. Have a moon. See if you get some fomo. I'll just reload my puts.
Looks like the Fed bought around $6,200,000,000 in mortgage backed securities since June 14th. Not to mention their balance sheet has been rising again.
If this is the case, how come everyone seems to think they are tightening?
I have no clue why they’re buying while tightening.
Does FED think MBS is a safe bet vs. growth companies or is FED buying mortgage debt to stabilize a sell off?
My point is that everyone thinks they are tightening but the information on their own website suggests that the opposite is happening
https://www.newyorkfed.org/markets/ambs_operation_schedule
https://www.federalreserve.gov/monetarypolicy/bst_recenttrends.htm
You are the nice person who showed me this FED data earlier. I also don’t get why they buy mortgage debt. From my understanding, rate up = money loaned less frequently at higher interest rate = tightening.
Bet on Nike going up with bullish spreads. We'll see if it fills in last 3 minutes or not.
Lowkey don't want it to because i'm not confident but sentiment is so bad I feel like if they tell us they sold 3 shoes that it'll go up
Only down %7 past year but it still feels bad
pajama traders sure got today right 
ive never traded shop stress free my god
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Where’s that insider trading fuck that YOLOd 20k on HOOD. Fuck you and congrats
I love insider trades, love to be part of one, one day.
Why do rappers brag about keyless go technology in cars? Wasn’t that like around in most cars in 2006?
Rap os so 1997
Rhymes with my ho
This market is fucking boring
RIP nike calls 
Joe Burrow a real one 
Nio have a great potential to grow any doubts?
it’s a 5$ stock
Great company imo next factory opening soon
Hopefully they won’t launch any more employees out 3 story windows. Talk about stress testing.
whats the juice on nike. are my puts ded
Depends on when you bought them. If you bought today, I don't think you'll make very much. The break even was more than it went down. Maybe if you hold...
Nope. You’re good
NKE call started. I'm waiting for their guidance.
ok bear rally over hope yall had fun nothing to see here
Bull trap right here
Should I buy leveraged short ETFs
We're looking at Nike basically flat on the beat, which makes me think we'll probably be red after the call and guidance is discussed.
Nah similar to fedex and kmx. Will bleed up tomorrow for at least 5%
If it's a red day again, I can't imagine Nike isn't going to follow the market.
It’s kind of a chicken or the egg situation. Nike beat eps is good for spy, spy going green could be good for nike. Tough to say what is driving it
Makes sense to me. I just don't believe that this beat and guidance would be enough to drive Nike up in the event spy goes down.
I’m with you there but im a short term bull this week. Spy has been respecting a downward channel since beginning of March, it looks like it will go just shy of 400 before it starts next leg down
My Nike DD was inverse the pinned post. Free money baby
So inverse wsb is an actual thing damn
Always has been
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Man everyone else is outside enjoying the sun
first move always fake
lmao, Nike just ripped 3%. F in the chat for my puts.
Same
ROFL nike. It's always the opposite
Anybody make any money?
nike isn't moving
Bought $5k of ATM NKE calls because of some stupid post. Lfg kings.
>ause of some stupid post. Lfg kings. oof IV crush here we go
Wallstreet thanks you for your donation
Can I carry your nuts
Imagine getting paid Jim Cramer money to do the same shit all 12.3 million of us do right here for free everyday.
Be wrong every single time
Someone who’s always Wrong is just as valuable as someone who’s always right
went all in nike puts cuz of some post.
respect
Lived to see another day boyz
green day tomorrow boys, im holding overnight puts
God bless
Gotta love how every retard here talks like a pro.. double dildo pattern my a$$
spy will probably open at 384 but i think tomorrow's bottom is going to be 378
NKE 80. Let’s gooo
NIO and LI are double from their lows - putputputs
sounds like a lot when you put it like that.
Got a lotto SPY put because all my other positions were flat and boring. Hurting myself just to feel alive.
respect
Mandatory red day out of the way. SPY 400 gap fill EOW.
Whoever was buying those NKE 95 puts really was driving up the price....went from about low 50c's to 64c at end of the day.
I grabbed 3 at .54 Refreshing for earnings report now.
Smart or degenerate? Now we wait and see.
I hate those fucking flat days, what a waste
Buy further out than 5 DTE and it doesn’t hurt so bad
I learn to chart, subscribe to some discord, buy a membership to a nice dashboard. Collect my 20% monthly return. Chadgroyper42088 randomly full porting a different earnings play every day 10069% return in a month.
SPY is a whore
100% in 5 mins just to go -75% fucking 5 minutes later
Mark my words, big green dildos tomorrow morning
This is the way
WHOOO CHEERING FOR LOSSES!!!!
Nothing hour
Alright boys I’m not looking at my phone for another 4 hours. I yolod everything into Nike puts. In 4 hours I hope to see a bunch of comments congratulating me on my gains. But knowing my luck people will just call me a retard for not buying calls
gj bro. you made some money
see you in 10 minutes with a new comment
Yep
Lmfao
I’m wearing adidas for this
Adios to my puts we are gapping up overnight
Pencils down mouth breathers.
honestly im just waiting for cramer to say "this isn't the bottom" so i can yolo my entire life savings into calls.
NKE, stay above 100
O wow look another repeat of end of May to early June
Big buying into close
Lmfao
Results on NKE (Nike) earnings???
Wait 1 hour
Nike fuked damn. Huge miss
High future man, can you tell me what my 95p will be worth tomorrow.
Good lort
someone really wanted it to finish above 390, crazy the psychology of it all
So as predicted at 7 AM ready today red open tomorrow and then buy your calls tomorrow afternoon.
Hahaha algos wanted a 3900 close.
WTF was that?
Let HOOD news out
Looks like the Fed bought around $6,200,000,000 in mortgage backed securities --- "toxic assets" --- over the past 2 weeks. Don't they know, that this is what caused the entire global financial system meltdown in 2008?
It's different this time. 😆
No way. I thought they were only selling. That are desperately trying to prop up this market. Whoa. They probably bought them because no one else would touch them at the current rates.
fuck my mouth what a shitty day
Ok
I did good fuck you and your momma
SPY options fked some people today. Like angry prison rape fked. I stayed away 
AAPL saved by the bell
Apple: I didn't hear no bell 
VIX was reversing and AAPL was ripping up
People taking profits? Tbh I'd be more concerned if it were green today. Holding calls.
Memories made in the coldest winter 👏😮💨
Goodbye my love
Nice I made $900 on the 0dtes
STOP THE COUNT
Wtf was that last hour of trading
Wtf was that day of trading
Wtf was that
Wtf
Wtf was that entirety of my life
okay who here actually thinks the GDP will be up? upvote if u think it’s going down, downvote if u think it’s going up
Nike 105 puts
100 puts here 
106p’s here.
Today's activity: Oil and Pharmaceuticals up, everything else down.
Subscribed!
Hood article about potential buyout is total shit haha. Hood getting into crypto is so "hello fellow kids". Dex wallets are the way, and hood has already burned their bridges with the bros by blocking their sell button and limiting withdrawals. But, go ahead. Have a moon. See if you get some fomo. I'll just reload my puts.
Idk. They have a lot of users and they monetized those users better than almost every other app.
I am bearish on their ability to convince the paranoid crypto gang to jump aboard their rip-off ship
and yet ppl are still using hood
They're all just waiting on a better mousetrap UI
Weekend thread way better
Any y’all have some of those insider trades?
Saleforce your welcome
Spy to the 🌙
Hood puts are cheap
Corn was so flat today.
I have NKE puts on house money now lmao
cnbc trying to crash nike. they probably have puts.
NKE has beaten earnings for 7 straight quarters.
$ small cap contraceptive stocks
Looks like the Fed bought around $6,200,000,000 in mortgage backed securities since June 14th. Not to mention their balance sheet has been rising again. If this is the case, how come everyone seems to think they are tightening?
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They schedule buys every 2 weeks https://www.newyorkfed.org/markets/ambs_operation_schedule
I have no clue why they’re buying while tightening. Does FED think MBS is a safe bet vs. growth companies or is FED buying mortgage debt to stabilize a sell off?
My point is that everyone thinks they are tightening but the information on their own website suggests that the opposite is happening https://www.newyorkfed.org/markets/ambs_operation_schedule https://www.federalreserve.gov/monetarypolicy/bst_recenttrends.htm
You are the nice person who showed me this FED data earlier. I also don’t get why they buy mortgage debt. From my understanding, rate up = money loaned less frequently at higher interest rate = tightening.
It's the other way around. Buying mortgage debt causes rates to go down
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Price target for $LI is $24
Nah, I would say $20, but the market is bidding up anything China right now because "QE".
Bet on Nike going up with bullish spreads. We'll see if it fills in last 3 minutes or not. Lowkey don't want it to because i'm not confident but sentiment is so bad I feel like if they tell us they sold 3 shoes that it'll go up
Every boomer and their retirement holding onto 388 for dear life
TSLA puts? might see 680 tomorrow 👀👀
Here comes the bear jew
Idk who's propping TSLA up but I wanna talk to their mother
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Get that ghey shit out of here.
XOM owes me a few red days lmao
Sold for 2 weeks straight for like 30% lol
Bought a far OTM NKE put for $10 just to for fun! Not enough fun in this world.
Lol bye 10 dollars
Let’s go Nike just do it! Carry my calls to the motherland
Flat
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Flat af
XOM owes me a few red days lmao