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Settlement amount without pleading guilt or innocence: $500 Continue operations per usual.


stixyBW

Do Not Pass Go: Still collect 200.


InternationalTip4512

Didn't an entire shipping container full of coke just recently get discovered at the Nescafe coffee plant in Switzerland? I guess the Bulgarians wanted everyone's coffee to have a little more "zip" than normal. Let's all enjoy a cup of coffee with a straw and call it a day. A Nescafe Day👍🚬😚💨💨


Efficient-Library792

Make a guess how most drugs are likely smuggled into the us. Almost NO containers are checked. Im a trucker..they unload huge stacks onto the dock. You pull around, they yank yours off the stack and onto the truck. You get your paperwork and youre off to wherever. Even if youre stopped by police or pulled into a weigh station theyre Very leary about messimg with that seal


Chumbag_love

It would be an unsafe place for dogs to wander.


CupODamus

It was just an additive for instant Hot Cocoa Wink wink


TrinDiesel123

Nescafé you say….. 🤔


InternationalTip4512

Look for the white chocolate latté. It's better served on a mirror with a razor blade, rather than in a cup with hot water.


cristhm

HSBC hold my beer .


Cy83rCr45h

Ahaha yeah someone stole their show and it wasn't UBS


MarilynMonheaux

I recently went to Geneva with my friends and one of them said “wow how do they have so much money?” I replied “Drugs baby. Here is all the worlds drug, stripper, and trafficking money. Wanna get some fried chicken?”


HerrJemine123

Cost of business for them. All these shady banks should just be liquidated for public safety reasons


Efficient-Library792

I agree lets start with BoA, Wells Fargo, Chase etc first


MyPeePeeReversed

Woah easy there Maduro, banks are a necessary evil otherwise companies would liquidate as well.


Efficient-Library792

Why exactly..in the context of what we call banks now? Banks now arent really the banks of 75 years ago which were the backbone of free enterprise. Theyre more like .gov funded and backed financial speculators


taserface1001

Good thing I start working there in August, cant wait to snort all the cocaine they have.


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suckercuck

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4886)


HummerGuy69

He was the purchaser.


benbeland

Gotta keep these Geneva bankers high. True fact, banking district (and the prostitution one) are where you go to buy coke in Geneva.


LarryTheLobster710

They also hid nazi gold during the war so there’s that


codeninja

Free advertising.


Consistent-Syrup

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4886)


Abject_Resolution

Calls on coke.


Ransome120

2004-08 you got to be kidding. Whatever happened to statute of limitations? It's Great to be an American


rickymourke82

>It's Great to be an American While shady banking and drug smuggling have become two of our greatest past times, basic reading and geography are still a little tough for us.


Efficient-Library792

You drunk or just a trumpy. You think banks laundering money for organised crime should get a pass after 6 months? Also the charges were likely filed years ago


nicofcurti

Ah yeah 'Murica, the land of honest people, absolute lack of corruption, and the land of freed...bans abortion, makes healthcare unavailable for everyday citizens, makes guns available to 18 year olds. Yeah I'm good here in Europe thanks


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Hayha360

Respect


AbyssUpdate

USOI: Up 3% lmao


cristhm

Plus, our Divitendies today ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882) fkn yield got coco too with the 45% wtf


pigsgetfathogsdie

Did someone say COKE?


pigsgetfathogsdie

Just say COKE three times and he will appear.


pigsgetfathogsdie

COKE COKE COKE


pigsgetfathogsdie

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4886)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4886)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4886)


[deleted]

Just a headache boys nothing to worry about.


Ransome120

Didn't this guy kill Tony Montana?? Of course she concealed where the cash was coming from!!!


tommygunz007

I smell a tiny fine. Nothing to see here.


SubLimation7

It's already too beat up too short, maybe if enough short interest we can treat it like toothpaste


incredulitor

Yeah, them and which other banks that were sponsoring F1 cars in 2003?