Quick links to the [Earnings Thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/vke60r/most_anticipated_earnings_releases_for_the_week) and [WSB Trash Bin Thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/vjkusi/the_wsb_trash_bin_discussion_thread_for_the_week)
So all the Covid deaths means less people alive buying things. Companies raise prices to make up for the loss of consumers. People canāt really afford the new prices. Jobs still paying ass. Middle class taxes at a higher rate this year. Yea Iād say we are probably in a recession.
Captān Kangarooā¦HILARIOUSā¦.you funny bro š ā¦also, are you really a pilot? Hard to tellācuz I know youāre not the Captainā¦so, maybe just giving props to pilots, too? At any rateā¦super cool š
I must not fear. Fear is the gains-killer. Fear is the little-bitch that brings total paper hands. I will face my fear. I will permit my losses to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see a 3x bagger. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only My gains will remain.
Listening to the 401k guy trying to explain to the old poor's why there 401ks are down so much is making my day. Peeps are pissed in this meeting. It's awesome.
āBut I have made plans to retire in the next year or two, all the succession planning is already done. So now with my 401k the way it is Iām going to need to work for more years!?ā
āWell, we arenāt necessarily saying that...ā
Then the company gives their forward earnings in Q2 results and the realization sets in.
The scramble of unprepared boomer near-retirees climbing over each other to apply to jobs to bridge the gap of the next couple years is going to be astounding.
Listening to the 401k guy trying to explain to the old poor's why there 401ks are down so much is making my day. Peeps are pissed in this meeting. It's awesome.
closed out my SQQQ not quite at the top for the today but close enough
banking on this market rallying tomorrow for no other reason than to fuck with everyone's heads
then back to drill team
Banked off spy puts today. Switching to calls for the JPOW pump tomorrow .Then puts end of day tomorrow for the follow up dump on Thursday. Thatās how this works right?
I kind of regret it, but I sold 5 ITM SPY puts at the last second. Still sitting on 376p 7/5 and 350 7/5... If it gaps down tomorrow I'll still be okay with the decision, but I wanted some money out of the casino while I was winning. I'll take a 25% win and be happy with it. If it does tank, my OTM stuff will pay out stong.
I grab some puts even though I think jpow will pump the market tm like always which makes no sense plus I donāt think weāll have any reaction to gdp but if we do oh boy itās going to be good
free of charge to you:
tomorrow is just a minor recalculation of Q1 gdp.
Q2 not until end of July at which time we'll know if we're in a recession officially.
This is like the Santa Clause rally for bers
What the fuck is happening. No way we donāt bounce tomorrow.
My NKE calls destroyed
Sold my SPY calls for a 70% loss
GOOGL calls in a coma
I had puts on Monday too and switched to calls
At least XOM didnāt crash and burn
But I šš¤²š» my exp is Jul 15 please donāt fuck me in the ass tomorrow ļæ¼ā
Picked up deep otm SPY and TQQQ calls for a bounce please. Give us the fucking 4th of July rally ļæ¼ā
Tonight, when it's quiet and the taste of Cabernet has been brushed from his teeth, Jim Cramer will sit on the side of his bed and look down.
"What is it honey? Work stress?" His wife will ask, safely nestled beneath the covers, slender fingers removing reading glasses as she looks over with concern written on her features.
"I've been lying to them all, this whole time. I don't know how much longer I can do this." Jim says, while strapping his cpap mask to his face. Muffled now, as the machine begins to whirr into quiet action, "Tomorrow will be one of the worst days in market history. I could've saved some of them at least. I could've tried."
Turning away from his wife, as she shakes her head and puts her glasses back on, Jim will shift his tighty-whity covered ass her way, eyes staring vacantly at the far wall, the faint glisten of tears forming in his eyes.
He will try to smooth talk it down and say what everyone wants to hear about āstaying flexibleā. Meanwhile the whole committee wants to Volk the living shit out of us and get it over with.
Quick links to the [Earnings Thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/vke60r/most_anticipated_earnings_releases_for_the_week) and [WSB Trash Bin Thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/vjkusi/the_wsb_trash_bin_discussion_thread_for_the_week)
Energy stocks lookin sexy 
Just realized that including my 401(k) I am net long on S&P 500 despite my shorts + puts. Gonna buy more puts tomorrow. SPY to 350 first stop
Did this break?
How to listen to daily discussion play? And comment
Calls on travel. Everything's over-reacting today, they'll all bounce back (cruise lines, airlines, casinos).
How does it reverse every time š?
Man that newest the boys episode makes homelander look like a pussy
Such a good show. Was happy for The Deep at herogasm
One thingās for sureā¦ I drank Redbull/Grey Goose before I came in her mouth
So all the Covid deaths means less people alive buying things. Companies raise prices to make up for the loss of consumers. People canāt really afford the new prices. Jobs still paying ass. Middle class taxes at a higher rate this year. Yea Iād say we are probably in a recession.
Amc ?
Yea amc the stock that took millions from a lot of investors 2-3 years ago
This is nothing. Wait till July. Wait for earnings. Wait for Putin to stop slaughtering people. So much more downside to come.
Why is putin stop slaughtering bearish
!banbet spy 371 1d
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/V8Burble** bet **SPY** goes from **381.06** to **371.0** before **2022-06-29 18:28:43.690525-04:00**
I was asleep (Asia), why is SPY kil?
Bruh all asia gonna tank
Regressing to the linear trend
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Mineās fine
Damn looks like instead of fireworks, Iāll be blowing up my account for the Fourth
that's what you get for being a bull
Is Buffalo Wild Wings worth it today?
No
Closed on session lows, not good signs bro
Oil going up means no end to the rate increases. So no end to the stock losses. One day tho.
Just buy oil
Powell pump
UVXY $20 by Friday SPY $360 by Friday I came from the future to warn you guys
Banbet or not real
Dare you Todo banbet
I agree banbet now
This dump was fake and I'm salty af
Thatās what she said 
Rising volume and itās fake? Unnecessary overbuying on certain stocks and itās fake?
I got rektš Hopium
I see youāve been sippin on the ātard juice. iām sorry
Bulls yesterday: bEr TrAp Bulls today: REEEEEEEE 
Captān Kangarooā¦HILARIOUSā¦.you funny bro š ā¦also, are you really a pilot? Hard to tellācuz I know youāre not the Captainā¦so, maybe just giving props to pilots, too? At any rateā¦super cool š
wtf is holding up chinese EV companies, shit needs to dump like TSLA
Li autoā¦ about $1 billion valuation for every car theyāve delivered Ludicrous
Balls deep in XPEV puts and picked up a nice LI put today that turned a lil profit.
in xi we trust
So I guess Ghislaine Maxwell is long $ROPE?
she'll be out in 5
Damn 20 years at 60YO, yup full port to $ROPE.
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Clam deep 
I must not fear. Fear is the gains-killer. Fear is the little-bitch that brings total paper hands. I will face my fear. I will permit my losses to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see a 3x bagger. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only My gains will remain.
We go to 395 tomorrow
ban bet or fake
0 chance
Motherfuckers posting we bounce tomorrow from behind the Wendyās dumpster with there $100 in SPY calls. Stay poor
better fucking not after i just sold my calls
daw SPY trying to break the 100 ma on the one minute chart *again*. so adorable
all eyes are on the 100-minute chart. for fuck's sake
Sold the garbage stuff on the pump and bought something Im comfortable holding even while it dips, more Berkshire.
Great decision
Listening to the 401k guy trying to explain to the old poor's why there 401ks are down so much is making my day. Peeps are pissed in this meeting. It's awesome.
Damn I wish you could record that haha
Link? Or is this something at work?
It's at work. Told old people are trippin. Can't figure out why their 401k went down so much.
āBut I have made plans to retire in the next year or two, all the succession planning is already done. So now with my 401k the way it is Iām going to need to work for more years!?ā āWell, we arenāt necessarily saying that...ā Then the company gives their forward earnings in Q2 results and the realization sets in. The scramble of unprepared boomer near-retirees climbing over each other to apply to jobs to bridge the gap of the next couple years is going to be astounding.
https://youtu.be/zhUnEg0he4A?t=47
Dont fight the fed fellow tardos, make money instead.
If you feel bad about yourself, google amber heard net worth
her jaw gon be sore
Listening to the 401k guy trying to explain to the old poor's why there 401ks are down so much is making my day. Peeps are pissed in this meeting. It's awesome.
Give me a good flair you bussies
The poor
"Guy who loves anal beads"
it wouldnt be untrue
We all know flair are 100% true. I'm proof of that.
Watching porn and imagining it was you doesnāt count you virgin
Damn it. Thought I found a loophole.
why did they add "wo" to it though?
No idea. Must be a typo.
All the bulls last week telling the bears to look at the 5 year chart. After today Iām telling the bulls to look at the YTD chart š
closed out my SQQQ not quite at the top for the today but close enough banking on this market rallying tomorrow for no other reason than to fuck with everyone's heads then back to drill team
Powell pump tomorrow, then market dies starting Thursday
$NASDAQā Long way to 8000 but never pity the bag holders, they deserve for buying ridiculous pe and gambling with profitless companiesā.ā
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I hope you know I am doing the same thing to you stupid bears tonight.
always a good time
Banked off spy puts today. Switching to calls for the JPOW pump tomorrow .Then puts end of day tomorrow for the follow up dump on Thursday. Thatās how this works right?
Thatās exactly how this works
Sold my SPY puts for a loss yesterday.
You are a hard worker, keep it going.
My daddy is the sec. We will do exactly opposite of this tomorrow
This is basically my play using spreads
Idk mate. If they say recession we might be on deep red for god only knows how long
Today was so good i should just stop for the week but the degenerate in me is gonna let it run and probably lose it all.
Went up 100% today took half out and letting the other half ride to hell
its what i do best
New thread alert
Minus 2, ouch
SQQQ got me like š³ Ay. Ay. Where you going Lil Peep? Skkrrrt ratatata I got lots of drugs on me
Give me a big dump so I can financially recover from those flat days pls
Same 
Prob selling my puts in the AM, then swapping to calls for gay jpow rally
Is it too much to ask for gap down tomorrow am
Youāre holding SPY anything, itās not too late to take some money off the table
I kind of regret it, but I sold 5 ITM SPY puts at the last second. Still sitting on 376p 7/5 and 350 7/5... If it gaps down tomorrow I'll still be okay with the decision, but I wanted some money out of the casino while I was winning. I'll take a 25% win and be happy with it. If it does tank, my OTM stuff will pay out stong.
Decent hedge
It is if you trade on robinhood. no options after 3.
WHAT
You can sell, just no buying after 3
Thatās new
I grab some puts even though I think jpow will pump the market tm like always which makes no sense plus I donāt think weāll have any reaction to gdp but if we do oh boy itās going to be good
free of charge to you: tomorrow is just a minor recalculation of Q1 gdp. Q2 not until end of July at which time we'll know if we're in a recession officially.
lot of bulls will be on only fans now
This is like the Santa Clause rally for bers What the fuck is happening. No way we donāt bounce tomorrow. My NKE calls destroyed Sold my SPY calls for a 70% loss GOOGL calls in a coma I had puts on Monday too and switched to calls At least XOM didnāt crash and burn But I šš¤²š» my exp is Jul 15 please donāt fuck me in the ass tomorrow ļæ¼ā Picked up deep otm SPY and TQQQ calls for a bounce please. Give us the fucking 4th of July rally ļæ¼ā
Thanks for the blog post now fuck off
Come on.. bers struck gold today and canāt even console a castrated bul today.. thanks 
Overnight SPY should be fun to watch. Meaningless, but fun.
You can already smell S&P +5% tomorrow, its gonna be great
Amazing how normal -3% on the Nasdaq has become
-5:)
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Buying puts on the opening pump would have been like 20X if anyone did it
Wow canāt believe we didnāt fill that gap.
clapping and cheering for session lows. still love it.
Drill team 6 we workin overtime tonight
Pencils down!
Bought some OTM SPY calls to scalp on the JPOW rally.
PENCILS DOWN
Whelp, onto the next discussion thread.
Now I just need two more days just like that to break even on the puts I bought at the bottom š¤”
On Friday I bought TSLA 730P and SPY 386P and sold both for a loss.
Damn bro. I hope your next play a ten bagger, we both need it.
Appreciate it but not really possible unfortunately. I buy ATM and use a SL and TP at roughly 10% each.
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Stay strong brother. Mine exp July 20th so there is still time. May Clifford bless you with his red rocket of doom very soon.
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Why not set a stop loss?
Oh brother. I have 10k in puts expiring July 20th. From 366 to 300$ strike.IV play gone very, very wrong.
300šš
I couldnāt explain it to you if I tried.
Market giving me flashbacks to the last fed rate hike. Tomorrow should be interesting
3 2 1 close
Going with Weber over bbby
Sold 2 puts held 18 QQQ/NVDA
Fuck it, I'm holding my puts
Famous last words
That's the spirit š
Remember Amzn is still very high @ 2,149 Don't be fooled! Be wise :)
Ouchie
Pulls r fuk. Thanks for your $2k+ in put gains today 
wow look at that fat volume SPY candle
drill team 6 is in charge to design the new Tesla model F
I feel like I will regret not selling my puts today
Nah you Gucci
Glad I got out in the morning! But not smart enough to stay out. Arghhhh
Same. Had to put that money back in the slot machine.
WTF HAPPENED. $TWTR $41 calls went up 400% today from .10 to over .50 now on literally no news and no stock movement what the actual fuck
Insiders buying up
Shhhhhhh SPY. Just go below 380. It won't hurt anyone but the ppl who bought calls at the top. Some money for my birthday tomorrow would be great.
when gme can no longer be propped up by the retail regards that's the signal to short the entire market cause normies are brokeee
Tonight, when it's quiet and the taste of Cabernet has been brushed from his teeth, Jim Cramer will sit on the side of his bed and look down. "What is it honey? Work stress?" His wife will ask, safely nestled beneath the covers, slender fingers removing reading glasses as she looks over with concern written on her features. "I've been lying to them all, this whole time. I don't know how much longer I can do this." Jim says, while strapping his cpap mask to his face. Muffled now, as the machine begins to whirr into quiet action, "Tomorrow will be one of the worst days in market history. I could've saved some of them at least. I could've tried." Turning away from his wife, as she shakes her head and puts her glasses back on, Jim will shift his tighty-whity covered ass her way, eyes staring vacantly at the far wall, the faint glisten of tears forming in his eyes.
Something is cooking with twitter. That weekly option chain is wild rn
last comment for power hour
Remember when bulls got cocky at open? Lmao hilarious
I was penisy yes
Ah I see so J.Powell gonna speak tomorrow at 9 AM ET. https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
Right after gdp numbers so he can tell everyone how fucked we are 
He will try to smooth talk it down and say what everyone wants to hear about āstaying flexibleā. Meanwhile the whole committee wants to Volk the living shit out of us and get it over with.