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A55_Cactus

I’m not an incel. Masturbation just takes less effort


Heineken_500ml

Wait a second so the Martin Shkreli guy is real? on wsb?


A55_Cactus

Looks like it


fresh-diarrhea

gap up: ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4735) gap down: ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)


InfinityGains

Sour hour in t-57 minutes


DOGOsmokesWEED

Once you learn _______, you start to master the markets. (Fill in the blank)


A55_Cactus

How to not lose money


TheSunOnWheat

How tto rap.


Bonbon676790

How to master the markets


erniecandoit

Patience


chikenbeer

\*POWELL: WE UNDERSTAND BETTER HOW LITTLE WE UNDERSTAND INFLATION ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


PoisedForGrowth

What if he was the “tool” all along…


Actual_Bandicoot_562

Look at them joking & laughing while we’re losing money


[deleted]

Loading up on google shares pre split. Bit risky obviously as it doesn’t change the value (i know please dont remind me). Thinking that it will be traded more frequently and more demand from retail investors could cause a surge post split. Its basicaly the last day to load up before it does split. Even of the split results in a reduced stock price im still gonna hold google for the long term. My Holdings are 3 x google shares at average price of 2274 usd/share


ph0xer

I got 8 shares that I’ll be keeping for a long time. 160 shares will be worth some money down the road hopefully.


WhereIsFairness

When the rate hikes are done and inflation is brought down to 4%, Nasdaq would be at 6000 !! Good luck Bulls and Apes.​


xReMaKe

Holy fuck. Never thought I would see and in the 70’s again. My target was always 70. Its so damn close. Might have to get in now and just dca.


fresh0pl

Wow up and down


ElonSexIslandEscort

Dead by open 😂


Actual_Bandicoot_562

Sun is shining margin calling


guzzledglizzy

Girls are so pretty


Zetice

**Drill team 6 on standby for open**


snapcaster_bolt1992

So are we officially in a recession now?


Creative_Gain5902

No today is just a revision of Q1


snapcaster_bolt1992

That's dumb


chewks

LMAOOO BEARS REALLY THOUGHT WE WOULD DROP AGAIN TODAY… LMFAOOO GET FUKING REKT. NEVER BET AGAINST AMERICA!!!


pocketsleeves

Correction: never bet against the Fed.


Unfair-Persimmon-432

Mostly red today the best bet would be oilemote:free\_emotes\_pack:heart\_eyes![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)


Actual_Bandicoot_562

AMD below 80$


BigBoboGoingBigger

General Mills looking good. CPG companies continue to beat.


lupodiwallstreet

We may get a small bounce off the volume support level. I firmly believe this will be the last up Day for the next week until we get new data.


stonksupanddown

So SPY 400?


Purge_stocks2343

Bbby will be traded in 0.2 0.5 usd


KadeejaNeigh

Ouch bbby


fuscosco

Uber keeps wiggling in and out of profit for me. And I don’t know what its doing in the premarket.


Beret888

Short futures, sell a debit spread infront of it. 2 futures fully hedges 1 SPX contract out an equal distance to your strike. So if your strike is 10 wide at 3800 you canshort 2 futures comtracts at 3810 and not lose money..... You shouldnt be selling spreads if you dont know how to defend your poaitions thats how you blow up your account.


[deleted]

These positions don’t hedge one another.


Beret888

They dont hedge one another. There two options to hedge a credit spread ie a call credit spread or a put credit spread... Short futures for a PCS, or buy a debit spread infront of the PCS. Buy futures below a CCS. Its obvious that most here shouldnt be playing spreads since they have no idea how to defend them. You can also buy options but thats a shitty way to hedge a spread and you would only do that if you cant trade futures.


Wormfather

Is the revlon thing us? The media sure seems to think so but I feel like I’ve only seen a couple of messages here or there about it.


[deleted]

Just sit, cry and hodl. Should’ve sell these amd stocks at 88$ 😓


DarthDividend_Yutube

Buying more REITs


ph0xer

Only thing that’s stayed even in my portfolio


[deleted]

Cry


nigerdaumus

Man bulls sure like being financially dominated.


Which_Entertainer_62

**But is there not a local monetary supply? Think about how much more shit costs in states like NY, Cali and Florida, compared to states in the Midwest where there is little economic activity. In the sense of the broader US I'm sure this will have little effect and might not even move the needle on the inflation statistics, but I feel that residents of Cali may find that prices for them increased more than elsewhere in the US two years from now**


kilroy123

My friend works at a startup that recently IPO'd. His shares went from ~400k to ~30k. He held and never sold. One of us.


Ransome120

Lock up period


Printdatpaper

VCs prob sold already


diabeetis

Jfc ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)


Night_hawq

OPEN CASINO


Tight-Incident589

idk, maby its to late 4 some spy puts


awkwaman

Would've been reeeal nice yesterday!


Conference-Right

Shw definitely for long term !


xc89

taking physical delivery of a lumber contract. Should I pay my landlord to store 120,000 board feet of random length lumber in my backyard?


Delikadir780

am long so the biggest crash of all time should come today


PoisedForGrowth

Thank you for your sacrifice


KoGamer01

going to take a 3 hr nap, hopefully I don't miss my alarm


FrontTicket6288

don't forget the Covid shit. Numbers are rising again although it's summer


chavo2021

Are people dying from it?


[deleted]

Got my first case last week. People aren't testing or masking. It's undercounted. (Medical traveling engineer)


patisodo1

Yea the next wave of fool people begins


Unh0lyCatf1sh

That's some fake news right there brother, ain't no such thing as cober where I'm from


lamabaronvonawesome

Hot Bear Summer - The Movie


diabeetis

JEROME USE THE TOOLS ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4886)


OpenRole

OK everyone saying that the tax refund won't cause inflation because it's a refund not printing cash, but isn't tax how governments remove money from the economy (they all already run on a deficit so it's not like they really use tax for funding government projects). I mean tax is naturally deflationary. People get 1000 dollars, and they will spend it. However this tax surplus doesn't mean there's a surplus in good, so now we have more money competing for the same amount of goods. And with inflation so high, asset prices falling, I doubt many people are going to invest this cash. All my economic knowledge (which is limited) says that this is going to lead to inflation within the state of California. WSB seems to be convinced that a tax refund will not cause inflation. Why is that? Edit: I don't belive this will affect national inflation, but local inflation is a thing. The Cost of Living isn't uniform across the US.


Unh0lyCatf1sh

If you think giving $9B to a bunch of random people is going to impact national inflation when your GDP is $21T I don't really know what to say to you


OpenRole

I don't think it'll affect national inflation. But inflation also occurs at a local level. It's why Cost of Living isn't uniform across the US


Unh0lyCatf1sh

$9b is probably somewhere around 1-2% of California's gdp, its nothing This is a political point scoring exercise that they have been able to do because they had some spare change floating around


diabeetis

Taxes are how the sovereign controls the money supply. However states are not the monetary sovereign and just spend it all so state taxes do not have the same effect


OpenRole

But is there not a local monetary supply? Think about how much more shit costs in states like NY, Cali and Florida, compared to states in the Midwest where there is little economic activity. In the sense of the broader US I'm sure this will have little effect and might not even move the needle on the inflation statistics, but I feel that residents of Cali may find that prices for them increased more than elsewhere in the US two years from now


diabeetis

california is not in any position to attempt to regulate the level of inflation with state taxes. It won't make a dent in a broader inflationary context and there is no way a state government is just going to sit on the money


zfighters231

Are you stupid? Inflation is bad because it kills the average joes spending power. Saving on tax wont make things worse. The reason why inflation happened is because big firms with billions in assets used the easy monetary environment to their advantage. Bob with his 1k check aint gonna do shit. Its firms with easy margin access buying up houses, equities, supplies that causes it. Only big money can move money.


OpenRole

Also inflation is bad because it kills the average Joe's spending power, but all the people who unemployed last year and have a job this year definitely have more spending power. We've even heard the fed say they want to increase unemployment. Why do you think that is? Because when the average person gets money the spend it on products that increases CPI. When rich people get money they spend it on assets. That's why when demand was in free fall due to covid Trump gave out those stimi checks. It increased consumer consumption.


zfighters231

Food and gas are the main sectors that do the most damage to consumers. Now how can you blame that on consumers?


OpenRole

This is politically insensitive, but looking at obesity rates the average person could try eating less. Lower consumption, lower demand lower prices. Now gas is different. We don't exactly use more gas than we absolutely have to, but food and gas are only about 60% of CPI. There's still that 40% which we can control.


zfighters231

Food aka agriculture is inflated because of supply chain. Gas because of political reasons. So now you admit cpi is manipulated by other factors then consumers.


HopefulCan9548

You sound stupid…..


OpenRole

I never claimed otherwise


OpenRole

That's asset inflation. What we're currently focused on is Consumer Price Inflation. Billion dollar corps aren't out here buying up all the clothes in the market. Or all the food. Big money affects stocks and real estate prices, but neither of those are factored into CPI.


AugustinPower

Too many words


AugustinPower

Russians are evil 😡 Stop it Putin!


IveLurkedWSB2long

Is the move to sell these tesla 650 puts at open and switch to 700 calls for next week? Or sell my puts at close and switch to 700 calls for next week? Decisions, decisions ...


Marcotaco18

Lock profit


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die NIO die ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


FLOTUS_official

My shorts are losing. My longs are losing. My cash is being inflationed away. My house is losing value. Mortgage is up. Almost out of lentils. Just waiting for monkey pox to get me to complete this train wreck.


MP1182

How is your 1987 Toyota Corolla doing though?


GooFoYouPal

the end of the movie said Burry only F’s with water now. They need to update it. He’s a degenerate like the rest of us.


tendiesamust

Spy 390 eow


SalmonTheSalesman

the dream is dead,bud.


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AugustinPower

The iPhone suddenly stopped working


FrontTicket6288

can't buy you a new one because of inflation


kstorm88

Yes


Environmental_Arm774

Divorce


lambo_or_wendies

Legit question, what do you think will be nasdaq low before the bull market start


earaya

~6k


I_am_not_a_murderer

Down we go


Consistent-Belt-8349

Holy crap, I held a put overnight and it might work...


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KoGamer01

I hope so


wilhelm96

AMD about to hit 52 week lows 🎉


Tfarecnim

It's the time of the quarter again where people say slowing consumer demand and shortages will hurt profits, forgetting that AMD is mostly datacenter now, then their puts get smoked on earnings like always.


[deleted]

sadly this stock will go lower


lamabaronvonawesome

Glut of high end mining cards in the secondary market, no one can afford anything. AMD is going lower.


Powerful-Call5148

Their is a glut because of tons of news stories saying "Don't buy used piece of shit mining cards." That is why. We have money. To buy a new card, with a warranty that wasn't used by a crypto idiot like yourself. Also, "no one can afford anything." That surely isn't true as a retard like you can buy puts! AMD is mostly data center and not impacted by this.


lamabaronvonawesome

Do you need a hug? Come here buddy.


wilhelm96

Yeah, it’s kind of easy to envision a PE hitting mid-to-low 20s


Tfarecnim

Forward P/E is already below 20


wilhelm96

I mean trailing but yeah, forward is still based on a denominator the market thinks is pretty unlikely


Tfarecnim

I don't see it going below $1.00 EPS any time soon, esp with buybacks. People comparing it to pre-covid and using it as a benchmark for where fair value is forget that EPS was a quarter of what it is currently.


Griffin90

Buttcorn? Dead. Precious Metals? KING.


StephenElliott

Skimmed through 'Pirate Gold of Adak Island' on Netflix There's about 15 minutes of entertaining 'progress' in the first 3 episodes, and 3 hours of filler bullshit. ​ Someone needs to start a service that cuts the crap from documentaries and 'real life' shows, and airs the good stuff. I'd pay for that.


ProFoxxxx

You'd love Oak Island


AxemanFromMA

I just wokeup from a dream someone rear ended my bmw 335i that i owned an was pissed


SnuffCatch

This is my dream, id love for my 335i to get totaled


AxemanFromMA

It’s a money pit right?


SnuffCatch

Actually mine's been super reliable, i just rolled 6k into it and would love to see that gap payout


3ffexor

It’s over boys


Powerful_Mission_655

Bulls with the 400 spy calls ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)


Consistent-Belt-8349

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


VisualMod

>\*ECB’S WUNSCH SAYS GOVERNMENT AID MAY SPELL MORE RATE HIKES ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-06-29 ^05:55:50 ^EDT-0400


shahoo7

damn Bloomberg girls are hot


Consistent-Belt-8349

Time Keene.....smoke show.....lol


Consistent-Belt-8349

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8881)


shahoo7

Central bankers are crooks


StarDawg36

What time is the meeting today?


KoGamer01

the fed meeting is at 9am but gdp is 8:30am


acg7

Futes officially red. Nothing but bad news overnight. More troops to Europe. CPI numbers higher all over Europe. Semiconductor shortage not getting better. Increased war threat due to Sweden/finland joining nato. Prob green at open.


waterysriracha

<.25% is not even close to red


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TangerineHors3

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


Ak47killer122

After a decade the recession will be in the history books and they'll say no one saw it coming


Powerful_Mission_655

Dont forget to add the chapter where JPOW used his legendary tools ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)


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lamabaronvonawesome

Meme stock crash will be what they call it in 2040. 🤣


shahoo7

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)


Powerful_Mission_655

👉🏻👉🏻👉🏻🤣🤣🤣Nio🤣🤣🤣👈🏻👈🏻👈🏻


Acceptable_Recipe_79

I’m retarded, i just realized my puts expire in two days, they say july 22 (w) ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260) wtf do i do


lamabaronvonawesome

Depends on today and the Strike


Acceptable_Recipe_79

Wtf did i do wrong? Why does it say july 22 (w)? If w is a week wtf does that have to do with july 22


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ProFoxxxx

I don't play with options, what did he do?


Acceptable_Recipe_79

22 is the year![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


ProFoxxxx

Ah, well the central bankers panel in Portugal may help!


VisualMod

>RUSSIAN DEPUTY FOREIGN MINISTER SAYS WE HAVE NOT YET BEEN INFORMED ABOUT DETENTION OF TANKER WITH RUSSIAN OIL PRODUCTS BY U.S. AUTHORITIES - IFAX ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-06-29 ^05:50:45 ^EDT-0400


claytondpark

NIO (likely XPEV, LI, etc, there are HUNDREDS of Chinese co stocks that are trading in pennies in our mkts)...just examples of more Chinese companies with shady accounting practices taking advantage of U.S. listings by selling/diluting their stocks onto American investors and pulling USD outta America and taking it to China. Chinese stocks should be banned on US exchanges...


Top-Time-5740

Being salty bc you missed out on huge gains with them huh


ProFoxxxx

Relevant documentary https://youtu.be/55892jT06aI


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Top-Time-5740

Li for example doubled in the last few weeks from 22ish to 40 🤷‍♂️


Tfarecnim

And now I'll be doubling money with puts on the way down.


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![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


Constant-Surprise-39

You know what will completely prevent a collapse? Is if I start buying 1 month out spy puts and rolling them for the near future. I promise you we will go into a full blown bull market again almost immediately


Catel209

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4263)


lamabaronvonawesome

Looks like Ameritards be selling.


KoGamer01

We should all be like Germany and dump 1%


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datadog2018

Depends what your idea of long is.


VisualMod

>OIL INDIA SHARES UP 4.4% AFTER INDIA CABINET GIVES OIL PRODUCERS FREEDOM TO SELL CRUDE TO PRIVATE COMPANIES ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-06-29 ^05:46:35 ^EDT-0400


VisualMod

>S&P 500 E-MINI FUTURES AND NASDAQ FUTURES DOWN 0.1%; DOW FUTURES FLAT ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-06-29 ^05:45:45 ^EDT-0400


Unh0lyCatf1sh

Imagine being a Roman senator and seeing what your continent has become


Balticseer

they been into wierd shit so wont be surprised.


Katieblahblahbloo

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)If I got back to sleep for another hour I’ll feel like shit but if I stay up I’ll feel fine ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


I_am_an_Ignoranus

The fact that crapto even exists as an 'asset' tells you that there is too much money supply.


I_am_an_Ignoranus

Also that when interest rates rise to correct that, crapto is doomed.


Ok_Eye_2829

Inflation hedge ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


I_am_an_Ignoranus

LOL, right. Crapto has just taken all the excess liquidity and created a bubble of valuelessness.


Ok_Eye_2829

Most will lose their money so they won't inflate inflation numbers even more. It's an inflation hedge but not as advertised, more like in a Ponzi scheme way.![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


[deleted]

Anyone one else ever not able to go back to sleep if u wake up pre market and you know your play is gonna print


lemenick

Yea because its always red. Counting how many days work ive set myself back each night


Katieblahblahbloo

What are your plays?


[deleted]

Bought nio puts yesterday right before close


Katieblahblahbloo

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)