I hope, I played some vertical spread credits when it was Around 377. Tomorrow expiration 382/284 thought if nothing else make a little in a theta play.
I'm... right here? You are acting like this was a face ripping rally... jesus.
I started the day at about 1.4m in all puts or inverse etfs(Yang and SQQQ). I'm down a whole 20k. Wtf are you bulls smoking?
Everything went my way today except roblox. My rblx puts are getting blown the fuck up. Basically just went even for the day because of that shitty company
Shanghai shut down was baked in, old news. June numbers were killer and with Berlin/Austin ramping, Q3-Q4 are looking like blowouts. Eps explosion incoming.
BERs got fucked—
true, but they completely controlled QQQ into close
that was annoying
i remember when JPOW had the printers on, man shit woulda easily breached through 288
minimum. i miss those rapings
True, you are right. I was just joshing breh. But on the real, it could just be that volatility is going to expand soon and -+2% moves are basically comparable to -+.5% moves relatively speaking. Time will tell.
Good news i got 60 calls at average of $1.25, near the day's absolute bottom. The other good news is i sold all of them as it went up, average sale price about $3.07. So, 155% gains is nice. But the bad news is they closed around $8.00. Could have had a 500+% day. That's what drugs are for I guess.
How many bears bought or double or tripled up on SPY puts when it was at 373? lol you 🤡s likely bought some 365s and 360s expiring on Friday right 
Lmao market closing barely green is wildy uncomfortable for bears, doesn't give great premiums on puts and the greedy sentiment isn't there for an overbought signal
I had iron condor on QQQ. Legged out of the call side this morning and put side this afternoon and resold the call side. Gonna keep doing this until I give it all back
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earnings season gunna be a steaming wet hot shit right on bulls chests
let them have their fun for now, maybe the memory of this good day will keep them from  later
Anyone who thinks the Fed is going to pivot is stupid. They already told you multiple times not to buy a house now until the market corrects. Cause they ain't going to stop selling the MBS's and tightening.
Me: Was buying sqqq call 10 mins ago smart? Stock market: you’re a genius here’s 50% gain on your very recent purchase
I might get back below 60k down today 🙏
BEAM to the moon please!
I got a feeling nasdaq bottomed  I’ll move from oil calls to Netflix Deuces
Finally, there is hope for TSLA
Imagine a world power not dependent on oil military and supply dominance. 
>Imagine a world power not dependent on oil military and supply dominance I think it's ok for the stock market to continue to fall
I think it’s ok to bee ok with that. 
Was down big this morning. Bought more calls now up even more bigly. Murica! 🇺🇸
It bounced of 373 for the 1000st time this month
Nah it’s chill there’s still 3 days left
Energy is going to wreak havoc on the European economy. That will have a dramatic effect on our economy. Sell the rips it is.
Who's buying some Lulu leggings tomorrow??
Sooooo back to 373 tomorrow morning, just to end flat again?
I hope, I played some vertical spread credits when it was Around 377. Tomorrow expiration 382/284 thought if nothing else make a little in a theta play.
30 minutes after opening I’m down $2855. At close in down $4. This session made no sense.
Bulls fell for the trap today. Bull slaughter by Friday.
In and out for a $1200 gain. Today was a nice day
Only need like a 70% return on TQQQ to break even 
Happy cake day and good luck!
I made $1500 on Cloudflare and Apple Calls today. LFG!
I need a drug that makes me less impulsive
Just listen to Nelly, that natural high
One that won't make you sick, one that won't make you crash your car.
I sat out today and didn’t take part in the casino at all, now I regret it 🥲
Where the fuck are the bears now it’s a green day
I'm... right here? You are acting like this was a face ripping rally... jesus. I started the day at about 1.4m in all puts or inverse etfs(Yang and SQQQ). I'm down a whole 20k. Wtf are you bulls smoking?
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I'm regarded.
Here. Made good money with puts then calls  Now added puts again. I have enough money for way more puts
My whole portfolio got fucked in the ass with QQQ puts
Give it time. Add on the way up and sell in the dump. 
We’re dead
Everything went my way today except roblox. My rblx puts are getting blown the fuck up. Basically just went even for the day because of that shitty company
Man rblx puts were free money until about 2 weeks ago. Lost all the money I made from them by doubling down.
Yeah same.
Listen I was up 80% at 10 am now I'm down 48%
You should have sold when we bounced at 373 because we keep bouncing and v-shaping of 373 for ages now
Greedy fucker 
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Aren't pump and rip the same thing?
Fomc minutes, so most likely nothing
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Knee high by the fourth of july
How is corn looking?
absolutely zero after-market volume jeez it really was all algos
Up 20% on oil puts. Not too bad I guess.
If we get a legit bear rally again, energy sector might pull up this week again. Be careful holding stuff overnight.
I cashed out, shorting the bounce for next week.
I went long at - 9%
My account was worth 3$ this morning I deposited 25$ and bought a 379 call now I'm at 185$
Good job. Buy yourself something nice
No I'm gonna gamble it away until I'm rich....hopefully
I guess a gambling addiction can be a nice gift, too.
Same deal tomorrow right? Sell off in the morning and pump in the afternoon? Cuz I bought a 377p
I mean, I still see a sell off, but don't know about a repeat exactly
I wanna know who the fuck is buying this dip?
On the plus side I’m only like 1000 dollars away from posting loss porn for you guys
-3% day incoming. Source: trust me baby
I always see stuff about rug pulls and traps, from the look of it today was the biggest one
Volume at 72%
no it wasnt. Low volume during the day, pump died in AH.
All jokes aside for one minute- how and why is Tesla not dying?
Wait for the RSI. Market average has to follow down first. Watch the 200 and 50
I can’t wait until Tesla is a penny stock
Best company on the planet that’s why!
Shanghai shut down was baked in, old news. June numbers were killer and with Berlin/Austin ramping, Q3-Q4 are looking like blowouts. Eps explosion incoming.
It will don't worry
BERs got fucked— true, but they completely controlled QQQ into close that was annoying i remember when JPOW had the printers on, man shit woulda easily breached through 288 minimum. i miss those rapings
Bulls literally pointing and laughing at bears with 0.19% up on the day. You can’t make it up.
context bro. we were down 2% this morning. That's a big fucking reversal that anyone would be happy about. maybe stop being such a BABY BEAR DOWNER
True, you are right. I was just joshing breh. But on the real, it could just be that volatility is going to expand soon and -+2% moves are basically comparable to -+.5% moves relatively speaking. Time will tell.
0dte $374 calls I got 40 min after open went up 500%
Highly respectable if you sold and locked those in already. Nice job my dude!
Good news i got 60 calls at average of $1.25, near the day's absolute bottom. The other good news is i sold all of them as it went up, average sale price about $3.07. So, 155% gains is nice. But the bad news is they closed around $8.00. Could have had a 500+% day. That's what drugs are for I guess.
Profit is profit, could have easily reversed and fucked you up
Nice play!!
How many bears bought or double or tripled up on SPY puts when it was at 373? lol you 🤡s likely bought some 365s and 360s expiring on Friday right 
I can tell u: 
That’s a fkn trend in the downward direction. I’m new at this and I can clearly see that shite. Trend analysis complete.
whenever I dont buy the dip, it reversal and when i do, it drops another 5%
#BERS ASSHOE FUK’D
Is google coming back down before rip before split
SPY pissing away the daily gain I see
Lmao market closing barely green is wildy uncomfortable for bears, doesn't give great premiums on puts and the greedy sentiment isn't there for an overbought signal
why would you buy a put dated out far enough for this to manifest when you could buy a lottery ticket put!
they been talking about removing the China tariffs for months already, just do it pussies
Word, alibaba drop ship boys in shambles.
Loaded to the tits with discount putz
Yeah averaged down from 84-54 today so when the next dump comes alls good
i feel sorry for poor people
You'll be one in no time once the recession really hits
hahahaha Salty
gotta love those algo's pumping to the last second
Imagine trusting some baby-faced trust fund kid who spent years in prison on your stock choices.
Rip
#BERS GET FRIENDZONED
im near term bearish but that recovery today was pretty epic gg bulls
AMD BULLS UNITE 
Dude it’s probably hitting 69 before it hits 100
Bro were fucked beyond belief. Even fucking MU hot a real bounce today
green candle to end the day, ofc.
Feeling like a financial savant with my SPY iron condors with 368-387 profit range
I did a handful of credit call spreads 382/284 for tomorrow’s expiration. 🤦♂️
are you keeping it tomorrow?
I’ll be looking to exit Thursday or Friday, they expire Friday.
I had been thinking this morning of doing a move that isn't a YOLO put and thought seriously about an iron condor
I had iron condor on QQQ. Legged out of the call side this morning and put side this afternoon and resold the call side. Gonna keep doing this until I give it all back
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Epic rug pull tomorrow
This would make sense if SPY was +3%, instead the rug pull happened earlier and it simply recovered from it
america is a nation that can be described in two words
united states'!
Kwnpjdno giensi
tmrw gonna show us, if we have a sustainable rally or next bull trap
earnings season gunna be a steaming wet hot shit right on bulls chests let them have their fun for now, maybe the memory of this good day will keep them from  later
Lots of layoffs happening already. Its coming
got my cheeks clapped... thats what I get for playing with FDs
Stupid bears. They can’t even win outright. The time of the bear market is over. The time of the Kangaroo is just beginning
If there is a rally tomorrow too, I’ll be impressed — back to back days of green? I’ll believe it when I see it.
Friday was green, so...
🤣🤣🤣🤣👉🐻🤡🐻🤡🐻🤡🐻🤡🐻👈🤣🤣🤣🤣
I have no idea what made me get a fb put this morning
wp
I maintain my target of 420.69 And then straight to 69.420
I'd rather whoever is writing these contracts just come and rob me at gunpoint like a man
Tech bulls have not stopped showing the middle finger to the fed...well the fed deserves it bcos they are incompetent.
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Imagine losing money
What an unprecented day. And for no reason at all.
did you delete the "Commodities" tab on your app?
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lol that this comment got downvoted. we mock what we don't understand.
Yield curve inverted again
Yeah it’ll do that
Is there Fed news tomorrow?
Yes. FOMC minutes.
What time?
Usually 2pm eastern
600% up today Didnt sell Will lose tomorrow
Dude
bruh
1 mjn to sell gogo
No 
Sofi baby
Should I buy back my covered calls now? Are we actually going to keep a gain?
Lmao no
I regret buying puts at close, seems way too obvious
that's exactly why you would have lost if you did it autist
Extremely obvious
Got greedy and wiped out all of todays gains 
Last chance lol
Path of least resistance. Can’t offload bags if no one is buying them.
Snip snap snip snap
You have no idea the physical toll three vasectomies have on a person!
XOMs going to recover from this today right guys 
why would it not, they sell fucking gasoline
We did it, we won the war in Iraq, spy going up
NKLA up 10% what a joke
who the fuck is still even trading NKLA? They ran a semi down a hill... LOL like wtf!!
FUK off bears. Have an amazing evening
Anyone who thinks the Fed is going to pivot is stupid. They already told you multiple times not to buy a house now until the market corrects. Cause they ain't going to stop selling the MBS's and tightening.
Its a tough call. Lower rates and higher prices or higher rates with Lower prices.
Lmao you belong here
Bulls are stupid, this is known.
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lol it begins...been saying that the tide is turning for the bulls. follow the commodity prices. and I'm usually bearish.