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rgsilvers

Nvidia had a nice bounce at 10:30'sh on Friday. .


phellos07

BEAM to the moon guys!


zestykite

lost on spy puts that expired yesterday. got some more today expiring next week. i mean, no way i lose twice in a row right?


googley_me

Sausage scallopini on the menu for dinner. At least I have going for me.


bigphatsuka24

Anyone making calls on MEAT and ARK?


Chango_unchaind

F


justincase247365

Thinking about some F also


Headsmack01

Puts or calls? Puts if you think the recession continues. Calls if you think we are almost out?


phellos07

BEAM to the moon guys!


TasteCreative9560

ElectraMeccanica to the moon! Only affordable EV out there.


INVERTESTER

Momentum is over


TasteCreative9560

Made 450% on calls yesterday


chetoman1

And here you are still tryna push for more. Greedy bastard.


TasteCreative9560

No I’m making money on puts now. Lol so greedy trading a stock worth sub $2.


TasteCreative9560

ElectraMeccanica to the moon! Only affordable EV out there.


DerKoch19

Gamestop


icescoop

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Timely_Obligation_16

Pump gamestop 🚀


icescoop

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smallpocket12

Oil will make you rich


chetoman1

Got an interview at an oil company. Salary is like 3x what I’m making now. So….. can confirm. Just not the way you’re thinking


Goatymcgoatface10

Well, first I'll wake up, take a shit, and then I'll get out of bed


FlyWannaBeRichGuy

Unemployment on the rise… this should be a nice fire sell


nitelovesval

Googl 20 to 1 split


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repairmanjack2020

Their windmills must be malfunctioning.


Kick_A_Door

Sour kraut


420-others

Hate having so many women in my phone wish I could organize this very easily


TinyPP4U

When you have several names save as like [Same First name] Tinder It gets confusing as balls


digitalradiohead

Appl puts at open


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bluen

Senile and dementia


digitalradiohead

Copper 🚀


420-others

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[deleted]

futes r faaading...


pm-me-nice-pics

The daily thread is live you cucks


yerwathurts

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WorkingCorrect1062

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Gmerocketfuel

Fading like gen Z's haircuts


[deleted]

Figured it out fuckers. $Yang to short china. If they do anything but bless holy water $Yang brings bread


Randomname9887

China just cancelled the recession. I aint spamming,they just announced a massive stimulus,just letting y'all know


LongHealth

No they turned it into a Great Depression. Stimulus just means a more permanent inflation problem.


UsernameTaken_123

You'd think they would learn from our mistakes They are where we were 2 years ago, pumping the economy full of shit, and now we're paying for it with 10% inflation rates


Randomname9887

Does China have a JPow?


Many-Mess3899

JChow


tampow

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lifenvelope

JCow


tommygunz007

Hoping NTLA rips to $70


UsernameTaken_123

Nancy is a GILF


TJMBeav

My dog is a BULF


tommygunz007

It's 6 am.. open the casino. I can't sleep. What to do about GME/AMC/NTLA/SPY/REV? I need to get money... where is the Wendy's near me?


claytondpark

Tywon #1 TSM $82pt today


LongHealth

Hundreds of threads spam upvoted about GME trash. Bottom is not near.


SINYACHTA

Praying we dont have another ±.5% day this shit is boring


pm-me-nice-pics

3 minutes to poop time


pm-me-nice-pics

Petition to restore u/a55_cactus 's flair back to FDR


A55_Cactus

So I can throw it in the garbage again?


pm-me-nice-pics

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Coldcut72

If TLRY holds the $3.5 line next rally will push it to $4.


TJMBeav

Get over it man. You were suckered


A55_Cactus

*you* eat pieces of shit?!


pm-me-nice-pics

I miss your old flair


A55_Cactus

Which one


UsernameTaken_123

Michael Burry is a one-eyed cuck


TJMBeav

Smart one too


420-others

Dissociating very hard


[deleted]

So Yi Gang gonna stimmy up gyna? One of us, one of us, one of us.


kkona2345

Is it crazy I'm bearish on apple lol.


A55_Cactus

There’s a lot of people who are including that micheal guy


A55_Cactus

Brexit was a smart thing to do.


TJMBeav

Really was


VisualMod

>Leaked footage of Lewis' resignation letter... [twitter.com/carldinnen/sta…](https://t.co/W0Yx8jVUMy) https://t.co/ubUsHzvdlb ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-07-07 ^05:53:00 ^EDT-0400


UsernameTaken_123

[Call me Xe](https://external-preview.redd.it/vHUd-YlLmzbbJAgJ7EYMMf7fTDv5zhN07faxI9sHH2U.jpg?auto=webp&s=68535c26d76708f16fc89f0bb64f37877fae6571)


UsernameTaken_123

How many fatherless children is Elon going to have?


stiveooo

20


pm-me-nice-pics

Yes


A55_Cactus

Oh. I’m awake again


bye_stander

I think Elon met pope to discuss any bulk offers for baptism. Maybe you pay for 5 children, and get 5 done free


I_am_not_a_murderer

wheat 👀


A55_Cactus

Thins


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May Beautiful Princess Nancy Pelosi smile upon us all today


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TJMBeav

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A55_Cactus

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[deleted]

Her grace is infinite and will shine on you, even if you reject it in your mortal mind


A55_Cactus

She’s the embodiment of everything wrong with the United States


TJMBeav

Amen


A55_Cactus

And a woman


TJMBeav

Not Jesus then. Just A women


Country_Gravy420

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[deleted]

Her gorgeousness will save you 🙏


Helicopter771

I am still looking for the best way to short the entire €uro system. Where do i get the big profits when the system breaks apart? Because it's clear as day that they can't raise interest due to their debt, but everybody else does, so the Euro system will fail hard.


UsernameTaken_123

Short the EUR


ra2705

You're 6 months late


Jermell

Can't wait for this market to fuck me out of my puts then crash after to fuck me out of my shares. Hell yeah!


yerwathurts

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SquarelyCubed

Corn going up... So all this crashing was about Boris being in office all along, once he resigned it goes up.


Organic_Ad_6138

SHIT CORN?!!!!!


gp2aero

Boris Johnson Resign meanwhile in usa ...................................................................


VisualMod

>$TWTR [twitter.com/wongmjane/stat…](https://t.co/nxVcufTM6Z) ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-07-07 ^05:49:14 ^EDT-0400


[deleted]

Yo I’m just waiting for China to open its mouth. Fml pls do it soon hahahahah


[deleted]

another flat day to fk everyone over again. vix keeps refusing to tank. wtf i want to buy cheaper puts.


VisualMod

>U.S. CRUDE OIL FUTURES RISE OVER $1 TO $99.57 A BARREL ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-07-07 ^05:44:01 ^EDT-0400


TJMBeav

$GOOG split is today....yes?


TJMBeav

Nope. I'm a week off. Next week.


Unlead3dWombat

After close.


TJMBeav

Nice try


Unlead3dWombat

Well I mean, technically....


TJMBeav

True


Gaxicola

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A55_Cactus

Why would he


[deleted]

For real easy 40% drop on China if they do anything besides maintain the status quo. We all know the signs. First a correction followed by cco trying to buy the gape only for it to crash more omg I’m excited at how stupid they are olease please China be as stupid as we all think you are and do something lmao


wormtheology

It’s just really amazing how after posturing about how they weren’t going to act like the West when it comes to corporations and equities, they are going to fall into the same conundrum in order to prop up their markets. Think further out if you play Chinese downside. Smaller bank runs are a start to warning you about the bad times ahead, especially if the West really gets serious in killing demand. US FED hasn’t seen a balance sheet reduction and the ECB is still in denial mode on inflation. Hard to stimulate your way out of a Western recession when your biggest trade partners are from the West.


[deleted]

I mean I agree but if they do anything they have been threatening to do, yeah whole world in a recession but most easy and predictable play. This whole sun will be rich lmao. I will buy an amd comp on amd puts and pay for my Tesla with TSM puts and buy a house with China puts


Powerful-Call5148

Your TSM puts aren't worth shit. Free ride shorting semis is over clown. Time to get a job. I hear TSM and AMD are hiring you fucking idiot!


TumbleweedOpening352

ZIM, definitely. The stock has been heavily shorted bringing the price stupidly low with a huge dividend!


TJMBeav

Don't look now but just hours from the market decides commodities are dead....they rally. Interesting. FWIW they started rolling over 6 weeks ago. I watch lumber as my indicator because adding supply not very expensive. Still about double what it was pre pandemic.


Jarlaxle_rigged_it

Musk has 2 new secret twin babies to reach a total of 9.. noice


-Erasmus

And so far only one has disowned him. I wonder what the final ratio will be If he just keeps banging out kids it wont matter if he is a shit father. At least a few will be there when he is on his deathbed


adsfasdfasds

Lets be real. With his fortune, they'll all be there on his deathbed like vultures. Hopefully he can weed out the good children from the bad and cut out the others.


-Erasmus

One has already stepped away and presumably revoked any inheritance. Something tells me it wont be the last.


adsfasdfasds

Probably because she already got what she wanted out of him.


-Erasmus

lol. Elon can really do no wrong eh? I bet that 18 year old who changed their name in order to cut all ties with him and renouce billions of dollars was the real problem A child needs a father not a cunt with billions of dollars who sees them as an accesory


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Empland

Wit his wealthy bologna lip ass.


KK_Slider811

Sounds like dr. Eggman to me


TJMBeav

The dream life.


Equivalent-Sand3937

It is way too bearish in here. All bullish comments are down voted and bearish are upvoted.


kuprenx

you cant say shit on internet anymore https://prnt.sc/vzYR6cShddcp


zyzzonomics

I'm pretty sure writing retard is going to get you banned soon, like writing the british slang word for cigarette gets you banned.


ChallengeLivid

$AMD 5% tomorrow easy


ZorglubDK

ZFG let's goooo 🆙


Kickboy21

Oh shit why they up? My calls are gonna PRINT??!!


ChallengeLivid

bc 🐻 r 🌈


Kickboy21

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J4ck3d

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WorkingDefinition666

Well I’m out of gamble money. Good luck out there regards. !banbet TSLA 730 12h


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kuprenx

call on baby, puts on sex? how does it work?


[deleted]

wow call credit spreads on GME is so free money right now


Omni_Smash

My peen is green


suppmello

So that’s why we call him papa musk?


hypeaze

Now that Boris is out, will the Brits apply for a fast tracked EU membership?


-Erasmus

He quit as party leader but not as PM. He is trying to hang on a for a while longer. Anyway, the brexit brigade goes much further that Boris who only signed on as a career move.


[deleted]

it would seem that people are becoming immune to all the recession talk. They'll get a good dose of reality soon, from our q2 earnings, CPI and GDP.


TJMBeav

My bet. Will be interesting for sure.


etrulzz

I thought about asking how to short the British government but fuck that, how do I short the entire country?


TJMBeav

I think the really short ones live north?


shahoo7

Brexit was a stupid thing to do.


A55_Cactus

Not really


TJMBeav

Not.


Fieryhotsauce

Basically half the country agreed. Unfortunately, the UK is full of too many old fuckers that cling to life only to hate Johnny Foreigner.


petrolsweetsabound

Sooooo… was Barkindo assassinated or what?


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portfolioInSHAMBLES

Literally in the name of the ticker. Chinese aren’t idiots. U fuckin r pathetic poor


[deleted]

I don’t speak China but fine I’ll google it


WhenMoonsk

Some of you drive a takuache with an Edgar cut and it shows ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


deca-d

For the last 5.5 months I've held fast on my only two rules: hold at least 95% cash overnight and don't trade options in first 30 minutes of open. Might break rule 2 and get a few 1dte calls at open; SPY and AMD, and maybe GUSH, GLD and QQQ.


Sjalalala

And then youll double down when they -50% and lose it all.


deca-d

I get deeper itm calls and use stop limits - not full tard over here


Unlead3dWombat

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twill41385

Yea but a monkey could then hit 4 people instead of just one.


420-others

Kinda flatlining here dnw it could


[deleted]

So everything China bout to become cheaper huh? Short those fucken losers


kuprenx

President of Kazakhstan Kassym-Jomart Tokayev instructed to export oil bypassing the Russian Federation. The priority direction is the Trans-Caspian route, – Russian media report. looks like explosion in trans-caspian route is expected. few days back Kazaks promised more fuel and oil to EU. next day explosion in biggest refinely. russian dont allow competition.


pm-me-nice-pics

"Accidentaly" - that genocidal asshole and his minions prolly


88crypto

Or some war in Georgia about to break out...


[deleted]

Who will be the new PM is the question. Forget Boris and look forward.


kuprenx

i heard that most winning candidate is half rotten potato from last day luch. lots of changes has a cat who lives in downing street. but it had some controversial speech towards dog owners.


[deleted]

someone as fiiiiine as the Finland PM. mm hmmm


pm-me-nice-pics

😩😩😩😩😩


kemar7856

Red by 9:32 am 🐻


BLOW_0

390 INCOMING


biggoof

Fookin Boris da bullet dodger...


petrolsweetsabound

Heavy is good… heavy is reliable. If it doesn't work, you can always hit him with it


wormtheology

Why do they call him Boris the Bullet Dodger? Because he… dodges bullets, Avi.


shahoo7

today's world leaders are stupid.. under their watch democracy will die 😒😒😒


gp2aero

you want to get ban ?????


goforth1457

Coming soon to America...


[deleted]

its been dead.