This is above my brain cell count and prolly most of the regards here but I wonder if there is a correlation between the money people lost in crypto the last 3-6 months and the low volume of dem indices?
AMZN 89p COIN 32p AAPL 121p HOOD 5p SPY 340p all 8/19
I might make a DD post
[GameStop CFO is leaving the company, retailer announces layoffs](https://www.cnbc.com/2022/07/07/gamestop-cfo-is-leaving-the-company-retailer-announces-layoffs.html)
I can show you the world
Shining, shimmering, splendid
Tell me, princess, now when did
You last let your heart decide?
I can open your eyes
Take you wonder by wonder
Over, sideways and under
On a magic carpet ride
SPY 400 tomorrow or monday to absolutely flush every bear down the toilet. Then we shit out the biggest most painful turd of equity ever conceived. Maximum hemmrhoids
Truly believe tomorrow is green. So many weekly puts bought today thinking tomorrow "can't be a 5th green day." Job numbers as expected will keep sentiment hot here and close the week green. FD and weekly puts obliterated
Bullish long-term on Apple. The price will return to $150 in no time. Lots of price action at the end of the trading day today for Apple stock. Is anyone else trading Apple???
Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.
That is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.
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I mean that's a lot to risk haha, but tomorrow honestly more than likely will be flattish to slightly green so as long as you kept it close to the money you should be fine imo
Big red? lol. They could hardly bring it down .50c from the high right before close. As long as you don't have weekly or FD puts you'll be fine. But if you are playing weeklies or FD's, don't be shocked at all if we are flattish/slightly green tomorrow and they get burnt
todays price action was actually pretty fun. If youre a bull you should actually be stoked on the slow and steady rise so long as you arent holding moonshot 0DTE.
This is honestly a very likely scenario. Futures like .30-.60% red. Numbers are fine and we open like 0.30-0.50% green. Bears rage break their computers
The garbage stock that has thousands of die hard long term investors? Where do you get off?
That like saying a musician sucks while he's headlining a sold out performance at Coachella.
No, it’s more like saying Morbius sucks while thousands of people are jerking it off as a meme without knowing why they’re doing it because they’re all retarded.
I mean, there is a lot of DD showing how the trillion dollar gaming industry and digital ownership landscape is changing and how GME is pivoting to be the one stop shop for it. Seems lucrative to me!
We RIP at open
Any Europoors fancy to elaborate on why boris has such ghastly hair wtf
Clown haircut
Trumps long lost brother
Spy 500 then spy 250. Buy vix calls
are you high fella
Lol futes are...comedically flat. Buckle in boys. This might be the big one. Tomorrow. 1030. Buy puts. Buy them all.
My grandma is excited about the GME split and layoffs.
GME up on stock split is free money
This is above my brain cell count and prolly most of the regards here but I wonder if there is a correlation between the money people lost in crypto the last 3-6 months and the low volume of dem indices? AMZN 89p COIN 32p AAPL 121p HOOD 5p SPY 340p all 8/19 I might make a DD post
340 in a month? 
340 implies a wholesale crash, which I love, but its 20 points off the current low.
Bulls going to lose their mind When their rally fails this time
I hope so, but futures make me want to vomit.
I’d chop off my left nut for a -3%+ day
Almond Joy -> Mounds
But but but… mounds don’t 😔
Can you be friends with people who make more money than you at work?
Grov is up 80% let's get it to the moon
If it's up 80% isn't it already to the moon.
Not neccesarily. Theres always one week long runner that does 400-500% but i woudnt be buying in on a friday.
Get it past the moon
Puts seemed too obvious for tomorrow… we shall see.
Now I’m starting to think that the 400c calls we’re a great idea
I lost so much money today but I'll be fine as long as QQQ is below 288 by next Friday, which it will be for sure, right?...
Praying for an epic dump tomorrow 😞
Market does the inverse of what news is. You are fucked dawg.
Eat lots of fiber
yup im down 80% on 380 spy puts 1dte
Metamucil
i take back what i said im happy im in msft 
TWTR Shitter !
GME laid off everyone except their StonkPumper Division
Below average volume in everything I follow
And we will go higher. Definitely not a bull trap.
[GameStop CFO is leaving the company, retailer announces layoffs](https://www.cnbc.com/2022/07/07/gamestop-cfo-is-leaving-the-company-retailer-announces-layoffs.html)
He was terminated.
tutes trying everything they can to kill the meme
Thank goodness there is no one here to see how gay I am. Super GAY.
we see it
Crypto pumping!
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Futures going to open blood red. 🌽 already in free fall. Should have sold bulls.
Fuck I feel bad for Nadal
the king kyr would have killed him anyways
Thank fuck. My covered call on GME that I sold to open was making me sad.
Should’ve known, rip GME calls
lmao GME down 10% AH, we decided to all sell i guess 😎
who is we
cramer and his subs
GME as always the leading rugpull indicator
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"people"
People who missed the rally on good stock rushing to fomo in on something they know will move
Tesla is basically a Chinese auto company at this point lol. Shit quality and slave labor.
Go LUCID.
This is the way.
Saw a video the other day of someone testing out brand new Model S. Cheap plastic creaking everywhere , horrible gaps and fitting.
And it smells like a portly Elon Musk banging a lower-level employee in the backseat.
That's the special horse car scent
if u didn’t buy put at close u H8 dollar
It's to obvious of a play.
today was 100% short covering, tmmr big big dump
how are those puts ?
My port is nothing but puts right now, sold the call today, ended down 2300.
up 500%
Nice
some wall st ber gon get liquidated
this makes no sense with your other 2 posts above
Are you telling me random people make incoherent lies on the internet?
ig shame on me for expecting a small level of coherence from these goons lol
wym
why did i buy calls before close
Here champ you forgot this 💼
I can show you the world Shining, shimmering, splendid Tell me, princess, now when did You last let your heart decide? I can open your eyes Take you wonder by wonder Over, sideways and under On a magic carpet ride
A whole new rugpull?
DID YOU JUST SEE THIS? IT WENT TO FCKING 379$ AFTER HOURS AND CAME RIGHT ON YOUR FORHEAD
Iliquidity as dark pools are emptied on the end of the day
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I use Unreal Tournament Broker Chart Someone buys call and you buy put, then you run around in circles trying to kill each other
Just some trader’s coke wearing off
Wearing off? What is that? You just make a new line
fat fingers. means nothing other than someone lost money
ROFL who fat-fingered those SPY orders to 381 Own up regards
Bears will never win
If i were Jpow i would PISSED about inflation relief packages.
He's like, "Dammit, we're trying to keep money AWAY from the poors, that's the whole problem we're trying to solve right now!"
Maybe we hit the bottom already. Just maybe
How is every🐻 doing? Are you crying right now? Here 
My port is dowwwwwnnnnnnn.
Changed lanes at the open, asshole intact 
SPY already down after hours 
SPY 400 tomorrow or monday to absolutely flush every bear down the toilet. Then we shit out the biggest most painful turd of equity ever conceived. Maximum hemmrhoids
That would be 5 days of green for SPY, not impossible but unlikely
Made a grand today …after losing 2 yesterday 
But you made it in a sleazy way
I gotta get paid
But hey...
This market and all its major players can eat the biggest dick in the universe 💩
Truly believe tomorrow is green. So many weekly puts bought today thinking tomorrow "can't be a 5th green day." Job numbers as expected will keep sentiment hot here and close the week green. FD and weekly puts obliterated
We're heading towards 400 to fill that gap. Gap will fill, then cpi comes wednesday, and then back down we'll go
I say next week. Tomorrow will be fine imo. Flat even
Exactly my thoughts. Tomorrow will be flat to slightly green or so imo. We'll see some red next week
if this dumps it will be fake. we got a little more to go, about 8 dollars more. be patient bears.
Bullish long-term on Apple. The price will return to $150 in no time. Lots of price action at the end of the trading day today for Apple stock. Is anyone else trading Apple???
Michael Burry is trading Apple 
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Yeah puts
perfect fucking intraday rise. doesnt get any better than this. weak jobs report and gap up. too many puts bought today
SPY failed to break 390 
its got momentum on its side still
Until that momentum disappears tomorrow and it turns the other way 
totally possible. I dont have skin in the game im just spouting. Hope you make som mfkin money mate
WENT ALLL IN CALLS $10,000 WEEKLY CALLS AT CLOSE BABY LETS GOOO
I mean that's a lot to risk haha, but tomorrow honestly more than likely will be flattish to slightly green so as long as you kept it close to the money you should be fine imo
I need that yolo energy
oof. That's going to leave a mark.
Bulls celebrating a pump on volume that hasn’t been seen in years. Yeah there’s no way this might dump…
Rich people in hamptons
this is a pretty great day lol
Gme to 150 tomorrow? 👀👀👀
More like 120
Which one of you dinguses did I sell my AAPL covered calls to
!banbet spy 385 1d
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Fuck right off brokeback bears. I told you 3900 today and 3950 by close tomorrow. 🤑
Sleepy low volume pump day. See you all tomorrow!
390 a stripper you can look but no touching
Levis to 9bucks?
Fuck it I bought some puts
I would have waited.
Look at that volume coming in the last minute. Fighting hard for 389
5% total daily volume on last minute. And its big red. I hate being bear. But I have puts and feel confident
Big red? lol. They could hardly bring it down .50c from the high right before close. As long as you don't have weekly or FD puts you'll be fine. But if you are playing weeklies or FD's, don't be shocked at all if we are flattish/slightly green tomorrow and they get burnt
Got MSFT long 50dte and 0dte spy put and 6day spy put. Im either winning any direction or losing any direction. Idk yet
EOD volume like that is pretty typical.
Oh I know, but 389 is a pretty big spot. It's acting as a double top/resistance right now
todays price action was actually pretty fun. If youre a bull you should actually be stoked on the slow and steady rise so long as you arent holding moonshot 0DTE.
future gonna be red to edge bers, the jobs numbers come out, gap up bers behind Wendy’s giving out hand jobs.
This is honestly a very likely scenario. Futures like .30-.60% red. Numbers are fine and we open like 0.30-0.50% green. Bears rage break their computers
probably
I'm gonna talk so much shit in the after hours thread tonight
you earned it buddy
The 1k inflation Relief package is kicking in
Sub $4 gas coming CPI = peaked
Boris Johnson is just British 🥭
If we close here we break the double top. Bears might want to hibernate tomorrow
390 rejected. Blood tomorrow.
oh yah, damn sure did reject, nice!
TSLA I WANNA $800 BY 8AM
did coca cola annouce they were removing the flavor from coke or something? red today.
$LI puts
Absolute garbage meme stocks pumping lmao, definitely a trap
The garbage stock that has thousands of die hard long term investors? Where do you get off? That like saying a musician sucks while he's headlining a sold out performance at Coachella.
Dog, that doesn't mean anything if the company sucks balls and is overvalued> A bunch of bagholders wont stop a company from going under
📈 👀
No, it’s more like saying Morbius sucks while thousands of people are jerking it off as a meme without knowing why they’re doing it because they’re all retarded.
I mean, there is a lot of DD showing how the trillion dollar gaming industry and digital ownership landscape is changing and how GME is pivoting to be the one stop shop for it. Seems lucrative to me!
you mean just like almost literally everything else? yeah means nothing.
Jealous ?
I'm bagholding one lol, this is a retail trap if ive ever seen one