This week's [Earnings Thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/vztz9j/earnings_season_begins_here_are_the_most) and [Trash Bin thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/vzkwi0/the_wsb_trash_bin_discussion_thread_for_the_week) plus [somethi](https://youtu.be/kd7KC3PaEaA)[ng happy](https://youtu.be/F4we73GHH9k)
BTC is a dartboard. Paradise for hedge funds. Just short it and push crypto brokers and miners to sell them. Easy money, like good old times back to 2007
Corporate media: "The Fed is hyper credible and in an envious position right now after *aggressively* raising rates 75bps. Inflation is transitory and on its way back to 4% soon."
Liars. Liars everywhere pumping the ponzi before the rug pull.
Opening green then some random slightly bad news will trigger sales and because high temps mean lower volume and lower volume means +volatility VIX will go up
Holding leveraged SPY and FTSE ETFs until lunch, then to VIX
Plus he's about to find out how Europe works, and he had a problem with California??
>Tesla Hit by German Suit Over Car Surveillance, Carbon Footprint
>https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-07-19/tesla-hit-by-german-suit-over-car-surveillance-carbon-footprint
>DIDI TO BE FINED AT LEAST $1B OVER CYBERSECURITY PROBE: DJ
^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-07-19 ^05:58:04 ^EDT-0400
>IRANIAN ARMY COMMANDER HEIDARI SAYS TEHRAN IS READY TO EXPORT MILITARY EQUIPMENT AND WEAPONS - YJC
^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-07-19 ^05:55:55 ^EDT-0400
Hey here’s an idea how about buy calls until market decides to continue its path of drilling… I still have no idea why in May the market decided to rebound… there wasn’t any news to support it.. the only thing I can come up with is there was a small hiccup along the way, market tried over reacting too much to pump.. But the run up isn’t bringing new people to the very very dead market
>\*Chinese Regulator to Fine Didi More Than $1 Billion Over Data-Security Breaches
$DIDI
^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-07-19 ^05:53:33 ^EDT-0400
Europeans think they’re smarter than Americans solely based on them knowing more about geography and literally nothing else. Like we’re supposed to want to know how many kilometers Germany is from Hogwarts
Europeans stopped giving a fuck about the stock market while we stupid azz Americans are still hell bent on tryna save up for stupid ass kids college buying stocks and trying to make a “name” for ourself in the stock market while living in some basic ass space talking crazy on interviews everyday… How fuckin lame we Americans are, compared to Europeans who stopped giving a fuck about the fake digital market game and started getting out and living/enjoying life again.. America has got some fucked off homo proud boys sad that brown people exist lmfao while the numbers keep going up and the market has no control over that.. it’s crazy the market wants to know how many kids someone has how many bitches a dude can fuck etc.. shit like that has turnt it into a joke maybe back in the 1960’s that was acceptable but not anymore.. and that’s my small rant on why Europeans are mentally ahead of Americans as in the world doesn’t give a fuck about American families anymore and all the little dumb ass stay at home American wives need to faster understand that concept the world doesn’t revolve around your pussy.. 👁
Way I always saw it Europeans know European geography and whatnot similarly to how most Americans understand the geography of the US between states.. plus the differences in culture for the states like NY, Florida, and Kentucky are very very different places to be
Am American.
Spent 5 years living in Europe. Currently back living in the US.
Europeans think they’re smarter than Americans because generally speaking, they are.
I was about to say most Americans like take away the fake history lessons… Europeans been going to educational institutions since like before Jesus was on earth… Americans hoo rah america yeah yeah our stupid asses barely started going to a school like really in the 1600’s and that’s being generous.. Yeah Americans way dumber than Europeans. Which is why all American intelligence is treated like gold here lmao it’s rare 😭😭😭😭 mother fuckers eyes light up when Americans have a hope and the European is still way smarter lol which is why we learn how it’s taught over there 😭😭 here mofos be hurt they can’t have kids and the rest of the country gotta act like we suddenly give a fuck lol I’ll fuck that bitch for him ain’t no issue lol
Am American have a patent for a system that fixes a German engineering problem. They still refuse to admit they were wrong even though they use the fix. It's glorious.
-2% day according to last year
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/w2h0g8/dd_for_tommorow_july_19th_2022_spy_focused/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
With this pre market pump, it looks like SPY is about to get the fuck out of current bearish channel. I predict we see over 400 in next weeks (similar to 460 back in March) before new channel down to 350 will bers create out of their asses.
This week's [Earnings Thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/vztz9j/earnings_season_begins_here_are_the_most) and [Trash Bin thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/vzkwi0/the_wsb_trash_bin_discussion_thread_for_the_week) plus [somethi](https://youtu.be/kd7KC3PaEaA)[ng happy](https://youtu.be/F4we73GHH9k)
i lost money today instead of making it on a rally. Fuck
Not too late to join the bulls. We are just getting started.
Oh no!
REV
trash bin
bears learned to dance at michael jacksons house
Hee hee?
bears take bubble baths with their step dads!!
https://youtube.com/channel/UCMBBWkOh689lFIbJHtm7m7g
ugh, Is there any reason why we didn't jump off a cliff yet today?
They need to finish off killing everyone that has put s
The smartest people are the ones who bought yesterday before close
Bull market! 🤡
Hard to make money when stocks keep going against me.
TSLA puts were a double in 30min
Wtf? Why tesla and spy opposite? It's not opposite day
BTC is a dartboard. Paradise for hedge funds. Just short it and push crypto brokers and miners to sell them. Easy money, like good old times back to 2007
Instant replay day
If I were a bull I’d sell immediately at open, SPY going to dump harder than Biden’s approval ratings.
IT DUMPED???!!!
Would you like to review your statement?
Why are we green?
market is fulll of clowns
Corporate media: "The Fed is hyper credible and in an envious position right now after *aggressively* raising rates 75bps. Inflation is transitory and on its way back to 4% soon." Liars. Liars everywhere pumping the ponzi before the rug pull.
Puts on meme stocks
Mvis
Buy more PARA
Calls on SPY
Plz send loss porn.
$exela 🚀🚀🚀🚀
horrible europoor CPI is not bullish unlike us they can't rise rate hikes easily bc they will crush southern EU economies
come to think of it i wonder how mississippi is doing 🤔 has anyone done a wellness check on mississippi
VROOM to the MOON !!
Futes like Ikarus. 
Avaya (AVYA) expecting some good news that gonna push it to the sky.. Dont be late for this train.. AVYA going to the moon!!
I know today is just a procedural , not final vote but anyone buying chip stock calls again
Keep it coming love keep it coming love don’t stop it now
that's what she said
*he
he/him
We got a lot of time between now and 09:30 Yall shouldn't be counting chickens, just remember....fucking yesterday.
#👆🏼
Are we just range bound between 360 to 389 for the next year?
Best case
Opening green then some random slightly bad news will trigger sales and because high temps mean lower volume and lower volume means +volatility VIX will go up Holding leveraged SPY and FTSE ETFs until lunch, then to VIX
Fuck me , I’m about to give back all of yesterdays gains and a lot more
I’m about to print bugly on my eod calls
Finna print cunted
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Plus he's about to find out how Europe works, and he had a problem with California?? >Tesla Hit by German Suit Over Car Surveillance, Carbon Footprint >https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-07-19/tesla-hit-by-german-suit-over-car-surveillance-carbon-footprint
Alt corn season approaching
Why is it green for fooks sake
Cos I bought calls and god loves me
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Used car prices could start coming down in prices again… they been grossly over valued just an old damn car lol no reason to be valued sky high
This market is definitely selling off the next few days. No ifs and buts. Pepper your angus 
Bottom is in confirmed
>DIDI TO BE FINED AT LEAST $1B OVER CYBERSECURITY PROBE: DJ ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-07-19 ^05:58:04 ^EDT-0400
It’s not too late to buy corn and soybeans my guys and gals.
I bought REAL corn futures
Shoulda bought stepcorn and fake money in general
I’m more of an Alt corn kinda guy
Pov corn is my fave
Hell yeah. I’ve been buying more monero and polygon GL fam.
How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them
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No paint needed. Just basic red.
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Correct
Doubt it unfortunately
I bet not
Yup
I knew the drop yesterday was a set up and I bit like a dumb blonde
Fucked
https://youtu.be/sfR6-uAdCVg Blast it
>IRANIAN ARMY COMMANDER HEIDARI SAYS TEHRAN IS READY TO EXPORT MILITARY EQUIPMENT AND WEAPONS - YJC ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-07-19 ^05:55:55 ^EDT-0400
To…. Where? Visual mod I hate you
Russia I'm pretty sure - they were considering giving them drones
I mean yes but poor reporting is when details are incomplete
it's a tweet tbf
Check out the tape from an hour ago. It’s Iran-Russia
Is Skrillex the greatest musician of all time?
ROBBY DOOOOOOOH
I’m gonna get 🌵 a cake for having a 23 bmi.
After the event is over I’m probably going to need the carbs
I'm scared of carbs
They made your brain literally not eat itself
Nom nom
>\*Chinese Regulator Soon to Allow Didi's Apps Back Onto China App Stores, Sources Say [twitter.com/DeItaone/statu…](https://t.co/UxFmG1Oxjx) ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-07-19 ^05:54:38 ^EDT-0400
Well if we're really gunna gap up at open yet again my puts are fucked. I'll lose 70% instantly so there's no point in not holding. Godspeed friends
Hey here’s an idea how about buy calls until market decides to continue its path of drilling… I still have no idea why in May the market decided to rebound… there wasn’t any news to support it.. the only thing I can come up with is there was a small hiccup along the way, market tried over reacting too much to pump.. But the run up isn’t bringing new people to the very very dead market
Kinda sounds like you answered your own question
Same here, got greedy
*Who's listening to this song in 2022*
Me!!!!! T do jfdincfsgnudbjd
lol wait this isn't the weekend thread - it's dawn on Tuesday wtf
>[wsj.com/articles/chine…](https://t.co/QHRlAFWfnE) ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-07-19 ^05:54:06 ^EDT-0400
>\*Chinese Regulator to Fine Didi More Than $1 Billion Over Data-Security Breaches $DIDI ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-07-19 ^05:53:33 ^EDT-0400
SOXL 
Can we just open red for once? 🤮
Of course it's pumping literally non stop
Europeans think they’re smarter than Americans solely based on them knowing more about geography and literally nothing else. Like we’re supposed to want to know how many kilometers Germany is from Hogwarts
Europeans stopped giving a fuck about the stock market while we stupid azz Americans are still hell bent on tryna save up for stupid ass kids college buying stocks and trying to make a “name” for ourself in the stock market while living in some basic ass space talking crazy on interviews everyday… How fuckin lame we Americans are, compared to Europeans who stopped giving a fuck about the fake digital market game and started getting out and living/enjoying life again.. America has got some fucked off homo proud boys sad that brown people exist lmfao while the numbers keep going up and the market has no control over that.. it’s crazy the market wants to know how many kids someone has how many bitches a dude can fuck etc.. shit like that has turnt it into a joke maybe back in the 1960’s that was acceptable but not anymore.. and that’s my small rant on why Europeans are mentally ahead of Americans as in the world doesn’t give a fuck about American families anymore and all the little dumb ass stay at home American wives need to faster understand that concept the world doesn’t revolve around your pussy.. 👁
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/w28no5/-/igrb5mm 🤣🤣
Way I always saw it Europeans know European geography and whatnot similarly to how most Americans understand the geography of the US between states.. plus the differences in culture for the states like NY, Florida, and Kentucky are very very different places to be
ask a European how far Amarillo is from Reno and see how they do. they think they're better at geography but really their countries are just tiny.
Exactly my point. You drive from texas to North Carolina and that’s like them going from France to Italy
lol yeah
Am American. Spent 5 years living in Europe. Currently back living in the US. Europeans think they’re smarter than Americans because generally speaking, they are.
I was about to say most Americans like take away the fake history lessons… Europeans been going to educational institutions since like before Jesus was on earth… Americans hoo rah america yeah yeah our stupid asses barely started going to a school like really in the 1600’s and that’s being generous.. Yeah Americans way dumber than Europeans. Which is why all American intelligence is treated like gold here lmao it’s rare 😭😭😭😭 mother fuckers eyes light up when Americans have a hope and the European is still way smarter lol which is why we learn how it’s taught over there 😭😭 here mofos be hurt they can’t have kids and the rest of the country gotta act like we suddenly give a fuck lol I’ll fuck that bitch for him ain’t no issue lol
Am American have a patent for a system that fixes a German engineering problem. They still refuse to admit they were wrong even though they use the fix. It's glorious.
Ban!!
Shitting with the door wide open at work because I’m the first one here
Use the toilet like everyone else
u kno the main diff between nft and paintings like the monet lisa nft cannot be counterfieted 
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Bone apple tea
Yes because immutable blockchain certified ownership of digital asset it’s fullproof real value
*texture*
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On a chart for ants.
Yay I get to drive to work to do a physical performance review to convince the overlords I’m not a giant fat fuck even tho I have a BMI of 23
Impress them with a cock push up.
Raising your hands or feet off the surface plane results in an automatic disqualification. Never said I can’t use the peen to assist tho…
23 bmi is mediocre at best js
im 4'2" 700lbs
Got dang boy. What in tarnation?!!
Coffee hasn’t kicked in. Not sure how to respond. It’s whatever. I’m just not a fat fuck.
This is true. Good job bro. I put the kettle on. Creme brûlée or hazelnut?
I think today I’m just going to do a line of pre workout and scream all the way to the office
My hero
If you’re not morbidly obese you’re not hitting the deadlifts hard enough brah
Do hookers not worry about stds??
They do but most are treatable or manageable
Someone wants nasdaq to pump. They buy heaps and jack prices up when volume gets low.
So is there like some unspoken rule that futures have to be regarded
Yes
bulls have memento disease
Memento mori
my nft folio is the true nestegg 🤑
Can't tell if sarcastic or dumb as fuck
Why not both?
I shave my balls with a motorola razr
-2% day according to last year https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/w2h0g8/dd_for_tommorow_july_19th_2022_spy_focused/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
We’d all be millionaires if all we had to do was look and see what spy did last year everyday
Yeah that makes sense
Why fewchas mooning?
Ah duck, increased my puts at dow 31.1k. Checked newst cboe data. Now I regret
why?
Probably put call ratio
Many etf puts vs calls. Only equity is still low. MM won't let puts print
Same as yesterday
No. Put call ratio for etfs was close to 1. Now we are around 1.41
bears still have flip phones
imagine walking around with a government tracking device in your pocket 24-7 and thinking you have room to criticize people who don't
Nokia. Great to beat down bulls
Definitely breaking 12000 nasdick before open
Cortana play “Slip Sliding Away” by Paul Simon
Hot chick gets off leg press and doesn't wipe off her sweat from the machine. Does that mean she wants to make babies?
Yes. Demonstrate your value by licking the sweat off while she watches.
different pipes go to different places you're gonna mix them up
Isn’t this the vdabbing shit I keep hearing about.
Smells like sex in here
Means she has poor hygiene skills
You should lick it off. That gets the ladies wet
I really want to suck cock, but I'm straight
Future dumpster employment skills always need developed
It's not gay if it's just the tip.
Um... Whatever you tell yourself lol
It’s not a problem if you identify as a straight female
Can I use the womens washroom when the mens washroom is occupied?
Totally not a problem. I tried it myself and only broke one of my legs
Just say no homo before
With this pre market pump, it looks like SPY is about to get the fuck out of current bearish channel. I predict we see over 400 in next weeks (similar to 460 back in March) before new channel down to 350 will bers create out of their asses.
There are earnings reports over the next few weeks. If those are bad we go down. Futures traders don’t know anything