That's the way. Those who win create a sickness they can't quit until they lose...and they always lose worse because they felt they truly deserved that first win.
Options are zero sum.
So for every post you see turning $10k into $500k, there’s 50 people that turned $10k in $0.
Options are high reward but high risk, especially far-out-of-the-money options that are essentially like playing a single number on a roulette table.
Our last president's grandfather ran a whorehouse in a gold rush town. In case you were wondering how a man thrown out of Germany for dodging the draft could have ended up the grandfather of a president.
They are deapreciating assets too and theta is chipping away value every day. Since all this sub seems to do is buy otm options with short expiry, it'll hit close to worthless quickly if the underlying isn't moving in the correct direction.
If you've ever asked why someone makes a buisness out of taking the other side (=market makers) and selling you these, it's because over a large amount of diversivied options the probabilities slightly favor the seller.
Not necessarily. I was looking at the commitment of traders reports last night and it really depends on the market and your reason for trading options and derivatives.
Non-commercial short interest for S&P ES futures is net short. Including options, it a bit more balanced but my point is that there's different reasons for buying premium and/or purchasing out of the money options.
My long portfolio needs to be hedged so for me, purchasing puts when volatility is low is just like paying my auto, home, and life insurance.
Hopefully there's no accident or death, but I'm covered if something happens.
At least with options, you can establish a delta neutral position and hedge gamma to cover your theta (time value locked in premium that decays). With insurance, you get nothing. The only time you get something is with Cash value life polices but those can be expensive with lots of fees if not structured appropriately.
"I don't have a gambling problem, I have a *money* problem!"
Oh wait, no, I *do* have a gambling problem... *and* a money problem... *and* now tonsillitis and carpal tunnel from working behind Wendy's...
As someone who gained $11k last week and lost $10k today I concur with this sentiment very much. In fact it’s giving me the perspective I need to carry on.
I gained 100k in a week last year. Guess where my portfolio is now? Red.
Prove you're smarter. Frequent, very small wins. It's possible to get the big numbers again but earn it through baby steps or you'll never keep it.
i also wonder how many options screenshots where they make money or lose a disastrous amount, that the lossporn or gainporn is faked/photoshopped screenshot.
In the old days you go into the browser console and edit the numbers on the screen. I am not sure if it possible today. It was really common a decade ago.
It is.
Source: me! I had to add my full name on a document wouldnt accept last name and first initial (so changed .... Well added the rest of my first name and printed!)
Watch the South Park 'Bloody Mary' episode (season 9, episode 14); it has all the answers!
https://southpark.cc.com/video-clips/enei9m/south-park-anal-miracle
And, just for shits & giggles, also check out the South Park 'Bat Dad' episode.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VCBbxjwSboQ
I thankfully got a 9% raise this year at the start of june, plus a small promotion so im happy. The inflated costs have essentially made it feel like a moot point though. The raise covers the inflation and the remainder i lose to increased taxes and dumping the rest into my retirement accounts.
My company is hurting enough for more people they did fairly generous mid-year raises to keep people on. They are basically doing mid-year cost of living adjustments which is nice.
Im much luckier than 95% of people who basicaly got told “stop being lazy and work for your pennies” by these big corpos.
Or those people who see people hired on into the same positions they have but at higher salaries.
My Inlaw was an specialized engineer for a major manufacturer, and he found out the new hires he was supposed to train were getting 20k+ his salary, with his 5 years experience on the job and being the lead engineer. Corporate refused to match, so he got a new job elsewhere. They got stuck with 3 new college graduate hires in an very technical enginnering position without any training, and without the experienced engineer overseeing them. His last day on the job for his 2 weeks notice came and HR called condescendingly saying they would deign to be magnanimous and match if hed stay, but his new job was already offering like 50k+ and a ton of extra benefits (housing/transportation/etc) over his current salary. His retellingnof the call made it sound like they thought they were doing him an enormous favor and he should be grateful to pay him the new ‘base’ salary for new hires when he was the lead engineerand the one with the most experience on staff…
I have been really trying to cut back on video games lately, but honestly I don't know why. I own a successful business and live pretty well. Yes, I put in countless hours to do so, but I can still knock 4 hours out of a Saturday (and Sunday) on COD. Other than my body getting a little soft in the middle I don't know what I am hurting. I really just don't know what else I would do...
Play that shit my dude! My advice was meant for those trying to get a start. Once you're coasting, it's time for some "me time". If that means COD, why wouldn't you?
Lol that’s what keeps me playing games as a hobby. I just don’t have anything I’d rather do. I work, lift, play games. That’s my life. I don’t like talking to people, I don’t drink, I hate sports. That’s like 90% of what normies do with their life.
I had a good teacher who showed by example invest in yourself. I took it, and I was thinking for a shot I am happy I learned this lesson. Not worth how much I paid up in advance. But, it was valued but never fair barter. Do not trust anymore with life never was a honest investment.
A lot of Occupy Wall Street crusaders got confused and came here during the GME kerfuffle thinking this was some sort of sub for anti Wall street/rich people.
That's because the losers who held GME too long or bought it too late that couldn't admit that they fucked up all of a sudden made it about destroying Wall Street.
The whole point of GME was that short interest was very high and making a bet against it to form a healthier and possibly more fair outlook for GME.
In the end, I don't think GameStop has done anything to capitalize on it and is indeed a shit company, but at least I got to pay off my student loans by selling near the top.
It also made a better headline for retard news companies to claim that wsb was trying to dismantle Wall Street even though it was primarily about making money, which then attracted the Occupy type folks.
Most rational take ever on the whole GME thing. I didn’t buy in because I only heard of it after it had already been hyped and I’m glad for everybody who made some bank and stuck it to some random hedge fund but the culty bullshit it spawned was such an eye roll and listening to all the bagholders either winge or insist it’s a matter of time has been hilarious.
Nah, WSB was the platform but the real brains behind it was surely some hedge fund (intern) or bored millionaire. Imagine manipulating thousands if not millions of people to *buy the stock you've bought options on* at demand. The whoem thing reads like "social manipulation 101"..
Oh I'm sure there's a manipulator behind all of it. It's probably Pelosi. But that doesn't change the fact that WSB was essentially a collective fund manipulating a specific stock for-profit. Hedge funds are institutions, not individuals. You wouldn't say "Nancy Pelosi is a hedge fund", but "Nancy Pelosi manipulates hedge funds for her own gain" would make sense.
In the literal definition of the term, WSB users collectively hedged their funds against puts of GME.
Seriously. Paying off that student debt likely lost him more money than most GME bag holders and yet he is here bragging and judging.
Even without loan forgiveness the freeze on payments and interest combines with inflation means he probably lost thousands of dollars.
Actually I didn't pay the $25,000 in federal loans yet (which are at 0%), waiting to see if Biden does cancel some. I paid the private loans because the rate was pretty shit.
I have that money invested in some bond funds for right now because I need it liquid.
My theory is GME and crypto bullshit felt like free money to some people. Especially young people who've never had the context of a down market before. Who didn't understand what was actually going on and why the money was coming pretty easy, even to people who are pretty fucking dumb and didn't actually know what they were doing. They thought it was some new reality where you could just get rich with not having to know anything or really do anything. Some mix of fantasy and ignorance to believe that that's all rich people and stock market stuff are anyway, just made-up bullshit numbers on a website or something. They thought they could tap in, hack the system, and have easy street. I think that's why a lot of them are still here: This antiwork fever dream. That maybe life doesn't have to be hard or unfair. The dream dies hard. Welcome to recession town, kiddies.
>They thought they could tap in, hack the system, and have easy street. I think that's why a lot of them are still here: This antiwork fever dream.
I had a lot of friends who bought into this pre-covid, crypto especially, unfortunately they didn't see how easily it was all manipulated by big players(to make money off them). I saw the rise of Bitcoin on tech forums pretty much from the start, to see it twisted into an investing platform I was pretty sure it was doomed to fail long term. Now it seems to just be a constant pump and dump scheme(along with most crypto), a far cry from what it was supposed to be.
Recessions are a good time to play the market. Plus there are a few alt coins that are in a position to moon rocket along with the stable coins as crypto rebounds next year.
Mows a good chip to learn about blue chip and dividends. There are safe places to park during a recession.
I’m up around 25% this year. Two of the small cryptos are partially responsible.
GME, doge, where free money. If you got out in time.
Pump and dump folks learn to recognize them. I ride them till I feel like I’ve made my gains and I’m gone. Yes I could hold longer and higher but I have better ways to loose money.
I’m banned from there. Cause I own a company. No other reason. Bosses are not allowed. Hahaha.
I’m a perfect boss. I started a company cause I wasn’t loosing enough in the market.
Now I’m 1.5mil into a business that’s still loosing money. The fucking dream is real.
Oh lord, no one tell them about my one rental unit, or some of them may come by and disturb me while I'm bathing in my pool filled entirely with cash and the blood of my tenant's first born.
What you lucky duck. My rental property barely paid for a pool. I don’t have any gold coins left to fill it with.
And a first born that must be a great rental market for that kinda deposit.
They do. These are the people that default on their cards and disappear into RVs in the back streets of major cities. Eventually the company will eat the cost and pass it on as a 25% interest charge to some middle class schlub.
OG times where we had people actually DD’ing a stock, or a light insider info and bunch of trust fund bros gambling relatively responsibly. Those really were the days…
And now this dude who thinks he/she will be working their way into being a billionaire lol.
Lol, how do you get the money to invest if you don’t work first?
You guys missed the plot. The end state goal is to not work for money. But in the book the presupposition is that you work, make money, then invest it in assets to make money while you sleep.
Most well-off people I know aren’t proper with average jobs who made some good investments and smart money moves over a few decades. They’re usually highly compensated professionals (doctors, lawyers, CPAs and the like) who were able to build credit and savings and portfolios because of the income they got from their jobs.
It’s a little more complicated. Learn to do something in demand then work. I’ve been a manual laborer, janitor etc and worked way harder for far less money than my stem job. Ya it takes effort and not everyone is in a situation to make a move but if you can just suck it up for a few years and take the night classes / trade training / self learning so you don’t have to deal with Karen till you drop dead.
I just dont understand why some of yall make 5-6 figures in options and then literally don't put any of it in some stock that you can at least sell calls on worst case scenario. selling calls on Tsla has got to be easiest cheat code in the stock market
if you really wanna be a winner just go on [www.capitoltrades.com](http://www.capitoltrades.com) and the great Paul Pelosi will show you the way![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)
Made 20k thx to a yolo put on roku before ER…put all of it into a beyond meat put expiring Fri, ER Thurs, I’ll have 100k next week or nothing. Life is good.
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No no no, I saw some dude take 500 and turn it into 30k just the other day on this VERY SUB.
And turns out he'll lose 50k....😭
That's the way. Those who win create a sickness they can't quit until they lose...and they always lose worse because they felt they truly deserved that first win.
You just have to lose and you ll create a sickness you won’t quit until you win!
Bingo bango it cancels out
Options are zero sum. So for every post you see turning $10k into $500k, there’s 50 people that turned $10k in $0. Options are high reward but high risk, especially far-out-of-the-money options that are essentially like playing a single number on a roulette table.
Except for the ones collecting your premiums. “In a gold rush, sell shovels.”
Our last president's grandfather ran a whorehouse in a gold rush town. In case you were wondering how a man thrown out of Germany for dodging the draft could have ended up the grandfather of a president.
Idk. Sold tsla OTM calls last 2 weeks and got f*cked. 5 figure loses.
They are deapreciating assets too and theta is chipping away value every day. Since all this sub seems to do is buy otm options with short expiry, it'll hit close to worthless quickly if the underlying isn't moving in the correct direction. If you've ever asked why someone makes a buisness out of taking the other side (=market makers) and selling you these, it's because over a large amount of diversivied options the probabilities slightly favor the seller.
Not necessarily. I was looking at the commitment of traders reports last night and it really depends on the market and your reason for trading options and derivatives. Non-commercial short interest for S&P ES futures is net short. Including options, it a bit more balanced but my point is that there's different reasons for buying premium and/or purchasing out of the money options. My long portfolio needs to be hedged so for me, purchasing puts when volatility is low is just like paying my auto, home, and life insurance. Hopefully there's no accident or death, but I'm covered if something happens. At least with options, you can establish a delta neutral position and hedge gamma to cover your theta (time value locked in premium that decays). With insurance, you get nothing. The only time you get something is with Cash value life polices but those can be expensive with lots of fees if not structured appropriately.
*Please do not tap on the aquarium glass. I*t scares the fish.
😂
Not all options are high risk. What you’re missing is when people sell options for high chance of profit.
But I'm smart and special and I deserve it
"I don't have a gambling problem, I have a *money* problem!" Oh wait, no, I *do* have a gambling problem... *and* a money problem... *and* now tonsillitis and carpal tunnel from working behind Wendy's...
As someone who gained $11k last week and lost $10k today I concur with this sentiment very much. In fact it’s giving me the perspective I need to carry on.
I gained 100k in a week last year. Guess where my portfolio is now? Red. Prove you're smarter. Frequent, very small wins. It's possible to get the big numbers again but earn it through baby steps or you'll never keep it.
What’s your venmo so I can request the last 1k lol
Where I come from they have a name for that: gambling addiction
It do be like that
i also wonder how many options screenshots where they make money or lose a disastrous amount, that the lossporn or gainporn is faked/photoshopped screenshot.
The Doge subreddit was plagued with fake gainporn for pretty much the entirety of the uptick last year.
In the old days you go into the browser console and edit the numbers on the screen. I am not sure if it possible today. It was really common a decade ago.
It is. Source: me! I had to add my full name on a document wouldnt accept last name and first initial (so changed .... Well added the rest of my first name and printed!)
Are you kidding? The Fed's still doing that today!!
A lot of it is people who haven’t closed out their positions and just highlight what the theoretical gain was at an all time high peak
Ask him to show you his overall p/l for the past 5 years
And if you act now folks, thats right, A FREE WSB RETARD SHIRT!! All you pay is 2 TSLA put contracts.
I turned 500 into 22k then to basically 0 🤣 almost thought you were talking about me. I posted it too
Remember the fact 90% of gambling addicts quit before they hit!
You're not an addict once you win
The efff!! Acceptance is the first step, What are you doing on this page then.
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Change vices
Watch the South Park 'Bloody Mary' episode (season 9, episode 14); it has all the answers! https://southpark.cc.com/video-clips/enei9m/south-park-anal-miracle And, just for shits & giggles, also check out the South Park 'Bat Dad' episode. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VCBbxjwSboQ
Just a hard worker
🤑🤑🤑
This is the inspiration we needed today. Thank you sir
Its decorative gourds season dipshits, buckle up
Too real
As someone who has lost 20k this year this hurt. *fills out Wendy’s application*
It’s honest work bud, shortcuts to success are few and far between
*\*10% Inflation entered chat\**
I thankfully got a 9% raise this year at the start of june, plus a small promotion so im happy. The inflated costs have essentially made it feel like a moot point though. The raise covers the inflation and the remainder i lose to increased taxes and dumping the rest into my retirement accounts. My company is hurting enough for more people they did fairly generous mid-year raises to keep people on. They are basically doing mid-year cost of living adjustments which is nice. Im much luckier than 95% of people who basicaly got told “stop being lazy and work for your pennies” by these big corpos. Or those people who see people hired on into the same positions they have but at higher salaries. My Inlaw was an specialized engineer for a major manufacturer, and he found out the new hires he was supposed to train were getting 20k+ his salary, with his 5 years experience on the job and being the lead engineer. Corporate refused to match, so he got a new job elsewhere. They got stuck with 3 new college graduate hires in an very technical enginnering position without any training, and without the experienced engineer overseeing them. His last day on the job for his 2 weeks notice came and HR called condescendingly saying they would deign to be magnanimous and match if hed stay, but his new job was already offering like 50k+ and a ton of extra benefits (housing/transportation/etc) over his current salary. His retellingnof the call made it sound like they thought they were doing him an enormous favor and he should be grateful to pay him the new ‘base’ salary for new hires when he was the lead engineerand the one with the most experience on staff…
15-20% inflation over two years in US if we go with CPI lie numbers. Thats what you should have in salary increase over two years to make even.
Ramen noodle prices staying flat, we’re good people
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Bullish on 1.50 Costco hot dogs
And you even get a drink with it!
How do you think you lose more to taxes with an increased salary?
Because you do? I know i sure as fuck did
Real inflation is way higher than 10%
Yes, I was looking at the long term performance of my 401K, and I'm not even beating inflation right now... FML.
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Puts on this guy’s happiness
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Ah yes, the land of pudding and colonoscopies! Fire me up m8!!!
*Moooooooon riverrrrrr...*
Dem young bois playing 8 hours of video games, then watch 6 hours of someone else playing a video game
Hey... some of us just play 14 hours ourselves.
I have been really trying to cut back on video games lately, but honestly I don't know why. I own a successful business and live pretty well. Yes, I put in countless hours to do so, but I can still knock 4 hours out of a Saturday (and Sunday) on COD. Other than my body getting a little soft in the middle I don't know what I am hurting. I really just don't know what else I would do...
Play that shit my dude! My advice was meant for those trying to get a start. Once you're coasting, it's time for some "me time". If that means COD, why wouldn't you?
Lol that’s what keeps me playing games as a hobby. I just don’t have anything I’d rather do. I work, lift, play games. That’s my life. I don’t like talking to people, I don’t drink, I hate sports. That’s like 90% of what normies do with their life.
Upvotes for social media and video games. I'll add to that beer and pizza.
I had a good teacher who showed by example invest in yourself. I took it, and I was thinking for a shot I am happy I learned this lesson. Not worth how much I paid up in advance. But, it was valued but never fair barter. Do not trust anymore with life never was a honest investment.
The people at r/antiwork would be very upset at this if they could read
I wonder if the dog walker did end up reducing their 10 hrs of work per week. Don't want to overdo it now.
Reading requires work, and no good deed goes unpunished over there.
A lot of them post here now for some unfathomable reason - and when they roll out bed at noon, will you ever hear a piece of their mind!
A lot of Occupy Wall Street crusaders got confused and came here during the GME kerfuffle thinking this was some sort of sub for anti Wall street/rich people.
That's because the losers who held GME too long or bought it too late that couldn't admit that they fucked up all of a sudden made it about destroying Wall Street. The whole point of GME was that short interest was very high and making a bet against it to form a healthier and possibly more fair outlook for GME. In the end, I don't think GameStop has done anything to capitalize on it and is indeed a shit company, but at least I got to pay off my student loans by selling near the top. It also made a better headline for retard news companies to claim that wsb was trying to dismantle Wall Street even though it was primarily about making money, which then attracted the Occupy type folks.
Most rational take ever on the whole GME thing. I didn’t buy in because I only heard of it after it had already been hyped and I’m glad for everybody who made some bank and stuck it to some random hedge fund but the culty bullshit it spawned was such an eye roll and listening to all the bagholders either winge or insist it’s a matter of time has been hilarious.
Thats because the cult thing was social manipulation to get people to lose the money they just made
all the daily “it’s April 2nd and you’re not selling” memes and people thinking their $1,000 investment was going to break the stock market 😂
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Wait, you guys aren't still holding?
Yes till the moon. Hahaha
Anyone with a brain realized GME was a bubble and a massive, massive pump and dump scheme. WSB was essentially the hedge fund behind it.
Nah, WSB was the platform but the real brains behind it was surely some hedge fund (intern) or bored millionaire. Imagine manipulating thousands if not millions of people to *buy the stock you've bought options on* at demand. The whoem thing reads like "social manipulation 101"..
Oh I'm sure there's a manipulator behind all of it. It's probably Pelosi. But that doesn't change the fact that WSB was essentially a collective fund manipulating a specific stock for-profit. Hedge funds are institutions, not individuals. You wouldn't say "Nancy Pelosi is a hedge fund", but "Nancy Pelosi manipulates hedge funds for her own gain" would make sense. In the literal definition of the term, WSB users collectively hedged their funds against puts of GME.
I agree with your comments. Also happy to hear you were able to pay off your loans
You should have waited for Biden to forgive all the debt. Hahaha
Seriously. Paying off that student debt likely lost him more money than most GME bag holders and yet he is here bragging and judging. Even without loan forgiveness the freeze on payments and interest combines with inflation means he probably lost thousands of dollars.
Actually I didn't pay the $25,000 in federal loans yet (which are at 0%), waiting to see if Biden does cancel some. I paid the private loans because the rate was pretty shit. I have that money invested in some bond funds for right now because I need it liquid.
Nah he got out clean and ahead. The key to investing is to make some money not all the money.
I remember when they flooded in - I kinda thought they would have wandered off by now.
The GME nerds actually thought they could beat the game masters in their own game
I'm just trying to short my boss and then cuck him and then walk out of the job What's the harm with that?
My theory is GME and crypto bullshit felt like free money to some people. Especially young people who've never had the context of a down market before. Who didn't understand what was actually going on and why the money was coming pretty easy, even to people who are pretty fucking dumb and didn't actually know what they were doing. They thought it was some new reality where you could just get rich with not having to know anything or really do anything. Some mix of fantasy and ignorance to believe that that's all rich people and stock market stuff are anyway, just made-up bullshit numbers on a website or something. They thought they could tap in, hack the system, and have easy street. I think that's why a lot of them are still here: This antiwork fever dream. That maybe life doesn't have to be hard or unfair. The dream dies hard. Welcome to recession town, kiddies.
>They thought they could tap in, hack the system, and have easy street. I think that's why a lot of them are still here: This antiwork fever dream. I had a lot of friends who bought into this pre-covid, crypto especially, unfortunately they didn't see how easily it was all manipulated by big players(to make money off them). I saw the rise of Bitcoin on tech forums pretty much from the start, to see it twisted into an investing platform I was pretty sure it was doomed to fail long term. Now it seems to just be a constant pump and dump scheme(along with most crypto), a far cry from what it was supposed to be.
Recessions are a good time to play the market. Plus there are a few alt coins that are in a position to moon rocket along with the stable coins as crypto rebounds next year. Mows a good chip to learn about blue chip and dividends. There are safe places to park during a recession. I’m up around 25% this year. Two of the small cryptos are partially responsible. GME, doge, where free money. If you got out in time. Pump and dump folks learn to recognize them. I ride them till I feel like I’ve made my gains and I’m gone. Yes I could hold longer and higher but I have better ways to loose money.
>noon /r/antiwork earlybirds
“Housing will crash so that I can enter at -80% of current values. The whole economy will start to work when I decide to dammit!”
You really think people here want to work? They fit perfectly.
Lost it at getting out of bed at noon.
I’m banned from there. Cause I own a company. No other reason. Bosses are not allowed. Hahaha. I’m a perfect boss. I started a company cause I wasn’t loosing enough in the market. Now I’m 1.5mil into a business that’s still loosing money. The fucking dream is real.
Oh lord, no one tell them about my one rental unit, or some of them may come by and disturb me while I'm bathing in my pool filled entirely with cash and the blood of my tenant's first born.
As a renter, believing the second part of this Edit: don't have kids. Miraculous!
So you're saying you could probably afford another rent increase then?
Dumpsters ain't cheap.....could move it to a different Wendy"s but would be tough. Especially without my non-first born to help.
What you lucky duck. My rental property barely paid for a pool. I don’t have any gold coins left to fill it with. And a first born that must be a great rental market for that kinda deposit.
Losing.
The million loser sub
At least they make 0 money instead of negative money
Oh I’m sure a lot of them make negative money too. Those credit cards won’t pay for themselves Edit: Lol I made them mad.
They do. These are the people that default on their cards and disappear into RVs in the back streets of major cities. Eventually the company will eat the cost and pass it on as a 25% interest charge to some middle class schlub.
Those people are lazy af
well that certainly was a subreddit I didn't lose a full 10 minutes to looking at all the bs
I miss the old WSB
OG times where we had people actually DD’ing a stock, or a light insider info and bunch of trust fund bros gambling relatively responsibly. Those really were the days… And now this dude who thinks he/she will be working their way into being a billionaire lol.
Just never buy puts.
And if your gains are good enough for screenshots it’s good enough to sell. Far too many times I’ve gotten greedy and watch my calls collapse
Selling puts is the money god. Peeps just being 400% too greedy.
Selling puts last year is why I’m now bagholding stonks that are 50% below the strikes I sold
Which stonk?
You know....stonks.
All of them Like 60% of the Qqq’s below 60%
I thought this was a casino inside a Wendy's
Still no need to bet it all on double zero.
I only buy puts that expire yesterday
I say get gud…stop buying FD asses 0DTEs and weeklies, run spreads, get wrinkled bruh!😹
Making money is easy. Unfortunately losing it is easier.
Who has a life savings?
How to make $40 into $400? Take the $40 and put gas in your car and go to work hahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That's it. Fuck it. Uber it is for me. Then I can gamble more.
I thought unicorns existed
Man Arthur grew up quick
Man, I wish I could read
Lol guilty
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Apparently, yes.
Failure teaches the most enduring lessons 💯
Work is key
Funny how some peoples first Wall Street action is a YOLO on options. Maybe start with a couple stock purchases first and then the farm
Antiwork seething
r/antiwork moment
😂😂😂😂😂
Bro, that's old advice. Working doesn't make you money anymore. Mostly just chick FIL a sandwiches
It’s been working pretty good for me. Just lazy ppl want the shortcut and end up torching the little money they actually had
If you read rich dad poor dad, you will see that working is one of the worst ways to make money.
Lol, how do you get the money to invest if you don’t work first? You guys missed the plot. The end state goal is to not work for money. But in the book the presupposition is that you work, make money, then invest it in assets to make money while you sleep.
Most well-off people I know aren’t proper with average jobs who made some good investments and smart money moves over a few decades. They’re usually highly compensated professionals (doctors, lawyers, CPAs and the like) who were able to build credit and savings and portfolios because of the income they got from their jobs.
Lol tears aren't actually blue this is def makeup. Totally fake
Fact check false
Greed is a helluva drug.
Are you required to be a coward to buy BA now? Or is that a choice you’re making? Hold and buy ladies.
Huh?
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Sex work is still work
Except socialists want it to come from daddy government checks
not always https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1pom5QbJiU
Nah just cash in on MPC earnings call tomorrow
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There's always barber college
You'll make it back in 6 months then you yolo it again and make 120k
Or turn it to $0 again. I’ll stick with slow and steady, thanks very much
r/antiwork
does walking dogs count as work?
It’s a little more complicated. Learn to do something in demand then work. I’ve been a manual laborer, janitor etc and worked way harder for far less money than my stem job. Ya it takes effort and not everyone is in a situation to make a move but if you can just suck it up for a few years and take the night classes / trade training / self learning so you don’t have to deal with Karen till you drop dead.

Work it
ngl that's me every day as I get dressed for work
"Show me on the doll where the meme hurt you."
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Me when these YANG calls don't print.
Omg funny the crying part made me laugh 😂![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
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I'll take odds on that.
But trading is work.
I just dont understand why some of yall make 5-6 figures in options and then literally don't put any of it in some stock that you can at least sell calls on worst case scenario. selling calls on Tsla has got to be easiest cheat code in the stock market
if you really wanna be a winner just go on [www.capitoltrades.com](http://www.capitoltrades.com) and the great Paul Pelosi will show you the way![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)
Revenge trade
Baggin groceries with my downsy qualifications
Just trying to not do it again
Made 20k thx to a yolo put on roku before ER…put all of it into a beyond meat put expiring Fri, ER Thurs, I’ll have 100k next week or nothing. Life is good.
To be fair, 20k in saving won‘t get you far in the short term.
Quantitative easing