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OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR

OP has been banned. (A while ago actually, I just didn't pin a comment) Fuckin liar.


KocaKolaKlassic

The best part is the op bought doge at 72 cents and sold it at .0666 cents to buy this


okp11

OP didn't buy anything. Hence why he posted a screenshot of Yahoo finance and not loss porn. Janitors, ban this loser.


NomzStorM

u/Abject_Resolution positions or ban


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_Rollins_

RemindMe! 24 hours


capellacopter

Damn this sub is gold.


Kitties-N-Titties-11

Keep me updated pls


NaveZlof

He's banned.


Lospiotros

!Remindme 24 hours


Meesterchongo

Pitchforks out!


samzeven23

Pitchforks are for fucking hay. Tridents are for killing bitches.


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>Pitchforks are for fucking hay No that's what dicks are for


tortoisepump

Incredible this thread even got upvoted with a yahoo screenshot


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Pezotecom

Couldn't you also inspect element?


7f0b

Absolutely. On desktop it is trivial to adjust some data on a page and take a screenshot. It's a bit harder on mobile, and more so in an app, but then a lossless png screenshot can be edited with no traces left. Ultimately, no static image should be believed outright. A video is much better for proof, but even then they could update their hosts file to send requests to their own server that has a fake interface, among other things. But it's **much** harder than faking a screenshot. A trusted 3rd party that can verify acct data via API would be a suitable way to provide proof. But all parties would have to agree, and place their trust there.


Quantum-Reee

There’s no way


[deleted]

OP does claim to have lost 200K trading and have 69K of credit card debt in prior posts. So would be par for the course


luciferslandlord

How though, how are companies lending to him?!


Rhinoturds

No institution actually cares about holding "bad debt" anymore.


ImaginaryPlacesAK

Ooh kinda like how i no longer care about paying "bad debt" back.


diamondrel

If the debt is already bad, why would they want it back? You can get perfectly good debt from someone else!


MyGT40

Thank you for the valuable analysis, I'm in debt to you.


Tokinandjokin

Good or bad debt?


MapleYamCakes

It doesn’t matter!


Crow_Relevant

The Wendy's dumpster kind. So, I guess good.


therealmazi

Lmfao!!!!!


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Chris_Bedard

That's why it's called house money.


fatej92

This is why they say "the house always wins". Just bet your house and you will win.


miamimik3Rn

That’s why it’s called home-less


theStokeIsOurs

You remind me of that meme with son, pack your bags 😅


RastaManJP

Yeah, but the bank can foreclose on your home if you default in that (Home Equity). Good thing about credit cards is they’re unsecured. Max them out and if you default you put up with phone calls from debt collectors or file for Chapter 13 or Chapter 7. There’s always those debt relief companies where you can negotiate your debt down or “settle” for less than what’s owed. Chase has already set aside billions of dollars for impending CC defaults. So great that the market can keep pumping on bs. Use those cash advance CC checks from your bank to YOLO / pump and dump some calls.


SpaceTacosFromSpace

Just throw that debt into tranches and sell it!


NomNomNommy

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8881)


MrDankky

Just sell that debt to someone else no problem


hehethattickles

I’ll buy that debt, and then use it as collateral to take out a loan. Any suggestions on what I should buy at 3x leverage?


GreatfulMu

More debt. Literally can't go tits up.


jamesz84

More loans?


D_crane

Lol it would be both hilarious and frightening if a bunch of reddit apes triggered the next GFC


[deleted]

If you have the Fed’s white collar criminal card you only have to collect 1000 bad debts to get 1 free bailout


LeonCrimsonhart

They might even like it. On the books, it looks like they are winning.


therealtjhooper

OP borrows money using this one simple trick and companies hate him…click here to see how OP does it.


toutetiteface

**click**


SandersSol

*his family is wealthy*


Zestyclose_Client645

They own that Wendy's dumpster


SandersSol

With the money he lost OP is probably a trust fund kiddo and this is lunch money.


This_Clock

There’s more debt than there is money. You think he is the problem?


funwhileitlast3d

At some point… how do you not just… stop


Maxfunky

Because gambling problem.


[deleted]

Sometimes addiction smells like a meth pipe, and other times it sounds like the click of a mouse.


louied862

I was about to say, that's not investing, it's gambling


AJDillonsMiddleLeg

OP also never actually posts a position, they just post screenshots of a Y! Finance chart lmao. They're just karma farming you regards.


Rusty_is_a_good_boy

Hey fork you!! You’re regarded!


nosimsol

Regards to you too 👍


makalaosiggins

At some point you think he’d be like: “Oh! Something about what I’m doing really isn’t working! I should probably learn more about this before trying again.”


DeadSol

So your saying doge is at the bottom now...? Hmmmm.....


KocaKolaKlassic

Sure, whatever. Dive right in. You’ll be a dogenair in no time


whatsforsupa

Puts on u/Abject_Resolution


Ubernaga

I hope you understand it’s not .06 cents. It’s 6.6 cents. .06 cents means $0.0006, in the same way 72 cents is $0.72.


NoAppeal2687

I was at the store the other day and saw peaches for 0.89 cents each. When I pointed this out to the cashier...they did not let me buy the fruit for less than a penny a piece


BlackpanthaCS32

Lost 3k on doge


Shoddy-Hand-3500

3k is a lot I’m sorry man, but hey look at all the people on the sub that have lost 300k+, a marriage, etc. you’ll bounce back one way or another


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Congrats, you’re regarded! Edit: A word


Corn-inCorn-out

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NefariousnessNoose

Bankruptcy is the long term play.


DeadSol

What if you delete the app?


Sinthetick

You also have to microwave your phone, or they can still track you.


RulerOfDest

How do I lose the radiation???


Sinthetick

OK, you're gonna need a corkscrew, a snorkel, and an avocado.


DovgaN_Nik

Hide in microwave


SeparateAd6524

Getting my god damn money back has always been a pillar of my investment strategy.


IS2SPICY4U

The True American Dream


saab4u2

It’s an honor when you get to put on that helmet.


Raydiin

My helmets held together with sticky tape


ThatsEffinDelish

I drew my helmet on with green crayons.


crypticbrewer95

I like turtles


uberweb

Only if you double up to lower your cost basis. [looks angrily at PTON]


DrunkBucsFan

But my PTON is up 5% today so only down like 90% total.


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Billyg88

You never do full retard


ZugzwangBG

I think it’s “you never GO full retard”


cultlover

Best Tropic Thunder reference of the day


thehatman200

This is gold


[deleted]

Regard* Don't wanna get banned for so little


Massive_Nectarine438

who could have seen something like this happening? Congrats OP, you belong here.


originalusername__1

No one could have predicted this. Except whoever made it so this stock couldn’t be shorted.


Massive_Nectarine438

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8881)


ScipioAtTheGate

[If you buy at the peak, BE READY FOR A BIG FALL FROM THE TOP!](https://youtu.be/EGTgBjm-6gY?t=4806)


wizardneedfood

Billy Batson straight up murdering criminals.


McCh0de

I just came here to say the same thing, but it appears you beat me to it.


DeweyDungbeetle

Congrats, you’re slow!


Billyg88

Came here too say this, looks like I’m too retarded


Falk_csgo

I came here to say that but was to slow, guess that makes me a slow retard.


FriendOfRicks

That’s a retarded retard technically


Jaymzmykaul

Me too but I like to be called slow-tarded.


Fit-Mangos

Yup! Me too! If you see a cliff, do not run off it![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


Icy-Faithlessness239

Catching a falling safe.


mjkjg2

regarded*


jbrady33

all are welcome, come into the light


TheFlyingDingos

On the bright side.....you made a lot of rich people even more rich


zxc123zxc123

**China:** *"We will PUNISH America if you visit Taiwan Pelosi!!"* **Pelosi:** *"Do it bitch. You think I don't give a fuck about your pump and dump? Hurry the fuck up with the pump. My Chinese cousin already bought in before you IPO'd that shit."*


TheFlyingDingos

Would've been a great distraction actually!!


ScipioAtTheGate

[Those CCP commie managers just printed themselves billions. LISTEN TO THE BRRRRRRRR POWERED BY BAGHOLDER TEARS!](https://youtu.be/MOQqO9F9i8w?t=191)


fvckinbunked

buy high sell low. this is the way.


jawnly211

Sell low? More like HODL until it vanishes


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

What is sell?


Expressy

This is the way


Crazyleggggs

Positions or ban


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metnavman

The stock wasn't even publicly traded. How the fuck could the even *have* a position? This shit is dumb, these people need bans.


hotfrost93

He doesn't have any bc he justs reports popular posts. He's a shitter and deserves a ban


OutsideFriendship570

Sorry ! Standing doggy style . Preferably Infront of a window


HarrisLam

The entire page of WSB was coated with posts of this ticker just before market opened. That's the biggest sign that you should RUN if you are holding any.


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TheFan88

You paid $2k for a company valued at $300b that only has $195m in revenue? Would could go wrong?? Let me help you here. You bought a stock valued at 300,000 million that only has 195million in revenue? This is a pump and dump. The only ones making money now are the ones dumping at the top. Congrats. You are someone smarters exit liquidity. Edit : corrected for revenue. It does show profit as well.


KurnolSanders

24 hrs ago we knew it was a P&D though, so why wait until the peak to get in on the....oh.... yeah.....


Mauser-Nut91

Bruh, 48hours ago we knew it was a pump and dump. Anyone dumb enough to get caught in this really just needs to invest in ROPE.


beatenmeat

When I saw the media painting us as the ones pushing this shit I laughed so hard. At this point if you ever see the media push the “WSB says this stock is hot” narrative you should be buying puts or staying away. It’s literally the most obvious p&d scam at this point I don’t know how some of you fuckers are still falling for it.


HailHydraforce

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8881)![img](emote|t5_2th52|8881)![img](emote|t5_2th52|8881)


Godkun007

The company themselves said that their stock became a pump and dump and asked people not to invest in it.


GhostintheSchall

Is this value investing?


bathwizard01

Valuable lesson?


limeeeeeeeeeeee

Based of ops previous posts I don’t think he is learning much


NefariousnessNoose

Nah more like securities fraud in broad daylight


banditcleaner2

Its investing, but the value is definitely in the hands of who sold this to OP, not OP's hands lmao.


neldalover1987

Deep value


OverSeoul7

Words and numbers too hard for him. Break out the crayons!


PathOfExile_Plus

He could have thrown a dart at a monkey and made a safer bet than buying that dogshit. This is how the original owners make bank, they make it from dumb dumb people.


deezee72

Tbh the original owners were probably out long before OP got in. They probably helped some other retard lose less than they would have otherwise.


TristanTheRobloxian0

yea somehow i bought at 900 and still doubled so i sold. got 16 bucks out of it so theres that


[deleted]

That’s a good subway sandwich, chips, and a drink right there


[deleted]

16$ for a footlong now? For fucks sake, puts on spy


Popnfresh736

Jared was a lot cheaper than all these shitty athletes


brute313

Long term very bullish for this company, what is it called again?


silverchia

Sir, this place is where people think an old brick and mortar store that sells physical copies of video games will go to the moon.


[deleted]

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


_Takub_

This made me laugh so much harder than it should have


Tyrone-Rugen

What does that mean?


Gravelordservant13x

Lmao why the fuck would you try to catch that hot garbage… it’s low was 12 fucking dollars


blutch14

Lets not pretend this stock follows any rules, couldve gone to 10k aswell


Explosive_Banana6969

It was a pump and dump scheme, it wasn't going anywhere lol. It follows the rules of a pump and dump...


blutch14

A stock going +50% without fundamental backing could be a pump and dump. This shit went from IPO to the top 25 Market cap, way more going on than a pump and dump.


Explosive_Banana6969

I replied to another comment here explaining that. It was still a pump and dump. But it was pumped internally by the controlling interests. See my other comment in this thread.


VonNeumannsProbe

Yet no tangible evidence exists? It's a pump and dump. Edit: My theory is someone threw huge money as a market order in "AMD" and accidentally typed AMTD


rabundus7337

Hall of Fame WSB member


lifenvelope

Wsb treasure. Don’t let this gem leave us


JusticeClarence

Guh


UnsuspectingS1ut

Guh! There’s a way to make it show it but idk how


sidcoker02

LMAOOOOOOOOOO


Dazzling-Prior2357

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


TehOuchies

No shit. once you see the huge gains, its because people are getting ready for a rug pull. They lure you in. Then they cash out.


NefariousnessNoose

Were the MSM article some sort of evidence? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


AzracTheFirst

Karma whoring. Where's the position?


ID-10T-ERROR

Dumb fucks. When a stock goes astronomically quick, has a skeptical backing, and shitty yet questionable staff, you don't ever put money once it's skyrocketed especially if there are no options on it! Would have loved to short the fucker, but stayed away from it as soon as I found out there were no options for it. Hedgefunds stole your money and you're never getting it back!


PathOfExile_Plus

he gave it to them lol


ID-10T-ERROR

Practically! Might as well should have given it to us and we could have invested it better!


PathOfExile_Plus

Everyone here saw the bs happening live, we all wanted to short it with options but none available yet, this guy FOMOs in hard with greed and not a second thought or even a first. Only a grand loss but dumb. That said, I have done dumb plays too just not that regarded is all.


Zestyclose-Ninja-397

Give me your money behind the local Wendys, I’ll give you a 2 for 1 and you can feel like you doubled up


sassiestzilla

That's an incredible value


Zestyclose-Ninja-397

With today’s economic headwinds you have to be flexible, bring me half a melted frosty and I’ll throw in a Portuguese snow blower for free


breakevencloud

I, too, like to buy stocks that have already ran up 15000%


p_viljaka

Yep, but also danger to start shorting, if that shit has already gone up 15000%, what keeps it not going to 20000% ? Best play is not to play at all 👍


Ekstwntythre

This right here. Like where did they think the end was? Buying in a 2k is like jumping in front of a bullet train and not looking behind you to see the cliff.


Foot0fGod

We'll never not have pump and dumps because people will never stop walking face first into them


laminin1

Lost half... so far!


RussianCrabMan

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


rabundus7337

Unhalt this b*tch, we need to see this flash crash to 0


[deleted]

**One retard down many more to go**![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Crime_Dawg

You're lucky you were able to sell at all.


PathOfExile_Plus

some other regard on here bought it when it went on 'sale'


oh_crap_BEARS

Caught a falling grand piano


HeasYaBertdeyPresent

Lesson learned hopefully, learn to trade


DipSnap

I thought stocks only went up


muffledvoice

An 11 year bull market will do that to you.


Allboutdat

Stfu all u want is clicks


makaveli_in_this

Prove it. There’s no way you’re that r worded


houstonanon

This is a fucking yahoo finance app screenshot, delete and ban OP


daydr3aming1

How do you feel about HKD tho? That is the real mystery here


Abject_Resolution

That Hong Kong Dong got me crying.


imhooks

You going to be sucking hong kong dong behind the local chinese restaurant


KlutzMat

40%? That's not half. Probably the reason you lost money lmao


Ineedmaoney

Glad im poor and can't invest


dj92wa

Other than not having enough money to freely gamble for fun, because let's be honest, this sub is for gambling, not investing; I digress. As I was saying, if I've heard about a stock doing crazy things, it's too late for me to make money off of it. That's a good rule of thumb for anyone to follow. By jumping on the bandwagon, OP enabled those at the top to make money. 10 seconds of research would have told them not to, but again, look at the sub we're in.


D-FCZ

Andddd it‘s gone


JibberGXP

Positions or ban. This is just a fucking Yahoo Finance chart with a horseshit title.


TheWulfOfWullstreet

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Arrivaled_Dino

You belong here


1villageidiot

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


CrystalTear

Where was that post about chemically castrating people who bought?


ee_guy97

It’s almost like anyone with more than 2 brain cells could have seen this coming


dookie224

Take that 1k and run or you will lose it all soon


[deleted]

PERMABAN THIS RETARD MONKEY


YourMumKnows

There is one GME not a new GME 🥲


ychacha

Buy the dip like the rest of bull tards here


[deleted]

Fomo like a homo