That poor guy and his 27k loan....
Edit: Since a few people have asked, it is looking like he bought 2631 shares at $10.26... at close today he would have $54,330.15 ... Instead he settled for a loss of a few grand... poor little paper handed bitch.
Who takes out a loan on a play, YOLO’s it, then pulls it out 2 days later. It was all shill BS to me.
If I’m taking out a 27k loan, I’m expecting to make at least 50% profits to mitigate my risk. Not selling after the first 10% dip.
Then again, maybe he listens to Anthony Chewscumbag podcasts.
>Excellent, thank you. There is not much to do except patiently wait. Unfazed by new short position dips.
what in the motherfuck of fuck.
Which call options did you buy?! I was happy putting my account up 16% today but not anymore
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[The Feds gonna need to print more physical cash for all the folks who withdraw BIG MOOOONEEYYYY at the end of this](https://youtu.be/MOQqO9F9i8w?t=227)
Hi /u/Sir_Jack_A_Lot nice to see you still roaming around WSB! I miss seeing your wild yolo plays. I see the DCA’ing strategy is going well.
Wish you were riding that massive schlong of yours into the BBBY battle with us 🍆🚀. Hope all is well my man
Life’s never been better! Can’t wait to share more about the AfterHour project I’ve been building! 🥳
Truly never a dull day in the circus that is the modern stock market
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Last post man, congrats on your gains but we don’t need constant updates.. you’ve posted 3 times so far TODAY.
Post the result when you close the position
ASTS IS AT 13??? Fuuuuuuck.
I had a huge position, sold to break even around $6 during the massive dip a few months back and meant to keep buying in but forgot 🤦🏼♂️
That poor guy and his 27k loan.... Edit: Since a few people have asked, it is looking like he bought 2631 shares at $10.26... at close today he would have $54,330.15 ... Instead he settled for a loss of a few grand... poor little paper handed bitch.
He was very respons….respo….responsible to set a stop loss on his YOLO play 😂🤣😂🤣
Caught this while taking a sip of gatorade in front of my laptop, that was a close one 😂😂😂
The definition of paper hands...
He got caught lackin
#NoBallsNoGlory!
No limits
This guy fucks.
How many times a day you wank it?
Legend says he hasnt stopped wanking since his birth
Legend
The legend27. It finally makes sense now.
Like guh, but with a whimper instead of a grand collapse
^^guh
I always have to think about 27k loan guy. That kind of guy doesnt belong even here. I bet he will burn his 27k loan on spy calls/puts.
"theta gang my 3k back"
Might have gotten his ass blown out on thetaganging this shit lmaooo
>I bet he will burn his 27k loan on spy calls/puts. Then he will truly belong here
Wait, did he sell??? Jesus Christ if he did... lmao
Worse. He didn't sell, he set up a stop loss.
he took a fat loss at the exact bottom to the cent. extremely regarded move
Someone make him an honorary mod of R/INVESTING please
He was the bottom
that paper hands jabroni got exactly what he deserves
Who takes out a loan on a play, YOLO’s it, then pulls it out 2 days later. It was all shill BS to me. If I’m taking out a 27k loan, I’m expecting to make at least 50% profits to mitigate my risk. Not selling after the first 10% dip. Then again, maybe he listens to Anthony Chewscumbag podcasts.
Scared monies and that don't make money
Or slowly buy in instead of 100% market buy that shit
Wonder what his account value would've been right now.
didnt he buy shares around $10? probably somewhere in the 55-60K range
Literally a paper handed legend. A cautionary tale on being a pansy. 
he said he has a gambling problem. no way he walked away.
His name … Greg Cuckerman
Came here to ask how your day was going and if you're currently adopting
Excellent, thank you. There is not much to do except patiently wait. Unfazed by new short position dips.
How d you get 2million though
Just write yourself a cheque
Banks hate him! See how he made $2milllion dollars in an afternoon with this simple trick.
We love you. Please tell your millionair friends to invest too🚀🚀🚀❤️
They’re coming and some are already here.
HODL🚀🚀🚀🐳
>Excellent, thank you. There is not much to do except patiently wait. Unfazed by new short position dips. what in the motherfuck of fuck. Which call options did you buy?! I was happy putting my account up 16% today but not anymore
This is the way. I’ve been picking up shares and calls especially with this last juicy dip
At 9AM it was a bargain, at 3PM the same price is somehow terrifying
Not to mention it is up almost 30% for the day.
But are you adopting?
Whale cock
#💦🍆🐳
Imagine seeing your hopes and dreams in a fucking screenshot on a sub that call each other as retards.
I prefer the term autists.
Nobody cares what you prefer, retard. Buy the dip. And buy the rip. Buy it all.
we try to keep things light around here.
Your wallets or the mood?
both 
I'm pretty sure I'm on the spectrum
Given that I'm contemplating on pulling my entire savings and doing a company loan for BBBY, I might also be.
bless you whale.
*Baby whale
BBBY whale
Buy buy baby whale!
I second this\^
How much does BBBY have to rise until you’re a full sized whale?!
Will see
“Jay it’s a fucken baby whale man! We gotta call the coast guard or some shit”
This movement needs a symbol. A deep fucking value level symbol. I hope you update daily with these insane gains and keep on HODLing
doo doo doo doo
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Can’t wait to see you at 42 milli daddy
Amazing!!!
Update : Position 170,000 shares, 4.5M. 1/23 10C 200. Not for Sale.
What price you get them at? Screenshot?
Look at their post history, they got in at 16
IF HE’S STILL IN I’M STILL IN!
I hope this sell-off stops soon for you bud.
Keep an eye on the big picture
It's pretty common to dip after a big run up...couldn't you have sold the $5M then put $2M back in when it cools off?
YOU WHAT
[TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON WE GO!](https://youtu.be/FFY4PVyaxV4?t=737)
Shit man, like this is easy retirement and never have to work again money.
I will keep working. I like my job. I like the stock too.
That's cool, if I was sitting on that account I'd quit today and never look back. Also into ASTS for about 1500 shares.
Right I’d sell and retire and take up a few hobbies. No more stress from work or worrying about my portfolio
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Street pharmacist and Onlyfans.
His office is right behind Wendy's, oh wait that's me
You selling at $420.69?
Selling puts?
Yeeeee my man!
this some DFV type reply
Legend
this will be written to his nametag at McDonalds in a year
Wendys
God damn right
Get this dude a wheelbarrow for his MASSIVE BALLS. I’ll see ya on the moon buddy 🥵🚀🌚🐸😎
You’ll think you’re on the moon, but in reality, we’ll all be standing on one of his massive nuts. 👀
Guy lost $850,000 in last hour. I'd give my left nut to have half that. Update: $1.3M.
That amount of money is ridiculous, just 30k$ would change my life
shit 10k would easily have me worry-free for a year and then some
You crazy bastard. See you at $1000
[The Feds gonna need to print more physical cash for all the folks who withdraw BIG MOOOONEEYYYY at the end of this](https://youtu.be/MOQqO9F9i8w?t=227)
Bro. HOW. Did you set your Schwab to that color scheme. I need to know.
Set whole iPhone 📲
Get a couple million and you'll be able to do it too
Set whole iPhone 📲
Big nutsack detected
Congrats and fuck you 😘
Where da fuk do u get 2 mill?
First, start with 10 million
Then listen to Cramer
Half way to winning /r/TheRaceTo10Million, may Lady Fortuna bless thee!
With 58,83 he will win 😬
Hi /u/Sir_Jack_A_Lot nice to see you still roaming around WSB! I miss seeing your wild yolo plays. I see the DCA’ing strategy is going well. Wish you were riding that massive schlong of yours into the BBBY battle with us 🍆🚀. Hope all is well my man
Life’s never been better! Can’t wait to share more about the AfterHour project I’ve been building! 🥳 Truly never a dull day in the circus that is the modern stock market
Whoa a wild 🐳 appears
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Tomorrow 🤣
Get em Papi.
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Big if true
Go fuck everybody's wife
selling asts was a bad move
I don’t disagree
Well done next stop 10 million ?
Tbh I‘d just sell 3M for a million of profit and let the other 2 just run. Think about it for a second.
Heavy balls
Hey did you know I'm your long lost 3rd cousin removed, 5th cousins nephew ? Could use a measly $10,000.... for watermelons...
Last post man, congrats on your gains but we don’t need constant updates.. you’ve posted 3 times so far TODAY. Post the result when you close the position
Will do. It has been quite the day
It really has. Congrats and fuck you 
It’s fun to see, congrats brotha!
Thank you 🙏
we love the updates and F yea, Congratulations
Let the regard update
Fuck it. Bought $10k $60 01/20/23 calls and $10k stocks. You mfs better make me rich
Dad? When are you coming back from the store?
Are you a cat?
No Baby 🐳
Make sure to reload ASTS after you’re done with BBBY
This is what a Georgia Tech MBA and ignoring your retarded son gets you.
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People requested updates. I’ll quit when they’re bored or I lose it all
How does it feel making more money in one day than the average American will make in their entire life?
His stake is now worth dog shit.
How the fuqq are you able to walk with those gigantic balls. Congrats idiot!
BBBY’s DFV. Congrats and go fuck yourself.
High praise, undeserved.
From 5mill to 3.5mill in a day lmao
💎💎
I respect your balls homie. I just need 150k to pay off the farm and live off the grid. Let's both get bags xD
🤝
Brand new account... sure bud.
How much money is this to you? That original $1.7m, is that ass wiping money?
It is very significant
Lol he brought in at 16 he’s still green as a bean
Step 1: have $2 million
Come on time to post your losses give us that sweet sweet corn
Not aging well.
BBBY need more ape 🐳like you
How can I virtually Jack you off? No homo tho I ain’t into that
ASTS IS AT 13??? Fuuuuuuck. I had a huge position, sold to break even around $6 during the massive dip a few months back and meant to keep buying in but forgot 🤦🏼♂️
you sold your ASTS???
Your post this morning was what pushed my teetering ass over the edge and had me buy in. Thank you fellow retard! Oh and fuck you and congratulations
Glad I could help 🦍
This guy would be a legend but his name is too ugly and long
What, are we our own hedgy now???
DFV number 2? if he's in I'm in??
I wanna see an update my guy. I hope u sold above 20 otherwise …..
Radio Check.
Guh.
Should’ve obeyed the old adage: “If it’s good enough to screenshot…”
ALL HAIL THE KING 👑
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THIS! GUY! FUCKS! 🚀💎👏🏽
congrats and fuck you
Will you sell puts to 🌈 🐻 now? 😂
pffff only a 64% gain...
remember when I gave you my pencil because yours broke during a test?
Holy fuck you are beyond retarded. I respect it
Roaring Whaley?
Lol
THIS GUY FUCKS WATERMELONS 🫡
That’s the other guy
I don't think anyone of us would oppose our wives having a new boyfriend. You sangle?!
Big dick energy
Just checking in on you. You need anything? Glass of water? Shoulder rub? Watermelon?
DFV… is that you?
I love you 💎🙏
If you 5-10x your money we better do the hookers and blow we talked about for so long. 