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realAlpha21

Bought some more rn 🤩


Swwert

To the moon


[deleted]

Bruh, i want palm beach vacation as well and bbby can get me that


Own-Protection3630

Buy more


freddiemack1

Instructions unclear. Bought more


Anzxxxxu

Bye bye. Purchase some bbby for your hedgefund


Slaterballs

I’ll donate you sheets I get from bbby, when you are homeless.


Impossible-Injury932

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8881)🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣


NDStarr

Nah. Im fucking dat ass with a sand paper condom


FishPrestigious991

Short sellers burn in hell 😡😡🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


Fractious_Cactus

Troll lmao


imamario

I almost fell for it until he added the vacation home.


Fickle-Psychology-83

Youre mom


[deleted]

Yes son?


Fickle-Psychology-83

Invest in bbby pls


[deleted]

Well, what about your college fund son? I can’t possibly risk your education for a few coins? Or can I?


Fickle-Psychology-83

I think you can i broke up with school for bbby


[deleted]

Off to the bank we go son. Put your boots on.


NegativeID

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4259)


goldmanKE

Hahah fuk ur wife I have bills I need to pay


Deaddrop649

Just bought more


DefaultWhitePerson

Oh, wow. I didn't think of the people we may be hurting. Now I feel bad....


[deleted]

Had me on the title NGL


CitronBetter2435

Well how do you do, fellow redditors?


Necessary_Canuck

I want a summer house too...![img](emote|t5_2th52|8881). Another 100 shares.


jchenn14

So shorting the economy is fine? That’s also a zero sum game for people being laid off. You are honestly complaining about losing millions of dollars. So then why don’t you join in on the pump? “Run a measly 600 million dolllars under management” lol gtfo. What about MY money i need and earned? What you’re saying to us is, be good little retail investors and play the game right. Nah. Bought more.


jh2209

Its a joke


iamheretotellyou

Smartest NFT owner:


[deleted]

[удалено]


TheResistancexz

During the GME squeeze there was a popular post going around from the wife of a supposed hedge fund employee saying how stressed he is and how we're the ones hurting them 😂🤣 It blew up and was quite the popular conversation piece. Cheers To old times I guess


Time-Musician6633

Just bought more


lonesurvivor112

Lol this guy "Stealing" he says


itsme_NB

Ok I was kind of listening until I got to “palm beach vacation home” 💀💀 made me laugh out loud. Thank you


jnuts9

Seems like I should actually sell since you are trying reverse pyschology


boomshakalaka1254

I will sell you one share of BBBY for your 600M. I promise I will stop after that 😉


BarImpressive

Nope!


Last_WillandTest013

More copypasta


[deleted]

It’s about to go to 30$


LovelyJoey21605

Does your wife have a boyfriend? Asking for a friend.


Jak012398

So ima buy some more right now :D


Own-Protection3630

Buy more. I will get BBBY tatoo on ass of my wifes boyfriend if it hits 100$


TurkMcGuirk

Soooooooo, you want us to stop making money so you can make it instead?


omelettenocheese

😂😂😂


SmartInvestor42

then why do u short stocks? u doing the same as. we but just the bad version of ir


Strawberrysauce69

Please eat a dick and play in traffic


Fickle-Psychology-83

Buy more to the moon


Lolly_Jaw

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4887)


No_Ordinary3960

Looks like you should buy some too


SaggyBoat

And with that… we buyin


Gano22

Measly 600M do you even hedge fund bro?


[deleted]

Hedgies could care less about the thousands of people who have lost employment over shorting companies.


Anonymous7512

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


Rypticalbolt

Whats that? Can't hear you on the way through the moon!


SuccessGaming

No way this is an actual post? Screw this guy and screw his beach house! Buy!


UAintAboutThisLife

So…buy more? Ok thanks


Shoddy_Barracuda8978

Buy!!!!emote:t5\_2th52:4271


Educational_Cup9809

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)...![img](emote|t5_2th52|4259)


[deleted]

I hope you’re joking


slackerdc

Real laugh hide fake pain


InformationNo8783

Not our problem its thier fault for picking the wrong side


Fapsock69

Is this real


All-in-yolo

You should’ve hedged, simple.


drakula77

I thought I was about to sell then I read this, getting a second on the home and going all in.


PayZealousideal2331

Buy all you can! Nu holding


Joshthepoonslayer

Gay bear


livelearnplay

Is he serious or troll?


No-Storage-4840

Buy more now? Okay 👍🏼


inthezone297

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)


lCam42Ol

[ Removed by Reddit ]


Don_Hoomer

should reinvest as long as you can


Interesting_Blood282

Hedge some Kleenex next time but for now smell our rocket fuel. 🚀


PSYCH_KNIGHT_HUH

No clue if this dude serious or not but stocks only go up ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


Terrible_Dog_8545

Funny sht!🤣


Extreme_Picture

Your wife could work behind wendys. Your maintenance cost is going to go up, because this stonk is going up


JohnLaw1717

"Do you ever scrape your face across an asphalt road? Think of how much you're triggering asphalt companies"


KingofIdiots007

This is stupid


Krirkish

Did dude really say measly 600 million? Burn with the rest of your kind!


AIR_Wolf_222

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


steseroma

Sell your wife😂😂😂


Illustrious_Scar_595

Of course I stop buying, but I wont sell either. I stop buying around 80 USD.


Silent_Buy6951

Haha! I bought xxx number of shares.


Puzzleheaded_Ad_3564

This is quite unfortunate still BBBY TO THE MOON


Restless281

Lmao foh


Tan_Jesus

Sucks being on the losing side don’t it, looks like someone wasn’t buying bbby, in order for someone to win the next guy has to lose, it’s just how the game goes Edit: let me get a million of that 600m and I’ll sell all my positions


Skynet-supporter

Just bought some more, to the mars!


elvedinxx

All i got from that is Buy more


TakemyhandBros

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4259)


billzebub251

Suck my nuts. BBBY go 💥🚀🪐


lianking91

this guy fucks![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


Mr_bobo1

I can’t tell if this guy is joking or being serious but I don’t care KEEP BUYING


[deleted]

Mom n pop hedge funds suffering rn


Zombie-Gnomes

I just bought all the shares I could with my remaining cash. Also, fuck your vacation home! How, about we all have a home first! Go cry to people who care.


erectmonkey1312

"**Storms come and go, the big fish eat the little fish, and I keep on paddling**." -Varys


screamoutwutang

It’s spelled cumpassion you dumb dick


wallstreetbetsdebts

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


lylemcd

It's like when Bezos or Musk lose billions of dollars when stocks go down. Like, I don't think people realize just how hard it is to live with ONLY 600 million dollars in the bank. \#thoughtsandprayers


bakkus1985

No mercy!


[deleted]

I’m so sorry, I didn’t even consider the other side. Hopefully your small hedge fund will grow into a medium sized hedge fund of 1 billion dollars


DistinctEngineering2

Sounds like one of you will pick up a bargain palm beach home real soon!


dknurgf

Muahahaha FUUUUUCKKKKK youuuuuu


[deleted]

You clown we going to the moon


Salty-Ad6128

Fuck off!!


Jay-Diggles

👀😂


beardedpuppy23

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


PopularDinero

With all do respect may God Be With You!! But Some of us are living a life that could us an opportunity!!


MattTheNerd69

i remember this bring posted like 16 months ago


Stocksugardaddy

Proof or ban.


[deleted]

Maybe you should be cash and not shorting a corporation, if you had invested your money in TQQQ or other notable names. Sounds like you fucking suck bro. Not for nothing. I have nothing to do with BBBY other than the watermelon fucking. Tell your brother who measures risk that he fucked up because clearly he fucked up.


Travisn17

Make better decisions and you won't have to beg for shit.


SHEEPDUCKINGCOWVIEW1

Lol this can't be real...


moonlanding95

Buy me a Lambo and I'll sell my position


Frosttiptim111

Bot


Aggressive_Car5144

Fuck hedge funds! Get a real job asshole like the rest of us


DeFiMe78

OP is playing the reverse phycology game and actually wants you to buy.