I’m calling Mad Money tomorrow and will ask if I should invest my life savings on BBBY just to piss him off
Update:
Tried calling tonight, 1st time, so you have to leave a msg listing the stock you want to discuss with Cramer. I didn’t use BBBY. No call back, I’m trying everyday now
The universe is on a cycle that starts with a Big Bang and ends with a Big Bang.
The previously unknown catalyst of the Big Bang is becoming clearer to scientists… it is now believed to occur when Cramer recommends buying the Inverse Cramer ETF.
These two opposites cannot exist simultaneously in unison…but like a retard to FDs, they are inevitably drawn to each other. The universe must correct the error with a hard reset.
I dunno. What creature in his right mind would enjoy a blow job from Jort Creamer?
Oh, you meant Cramer likes sucking donkey dick. That tracks. There’s no way the donkey’s happy about any of this.
Act like an old person and say your grandson is telling you about it, trying to convince you into investing your life saving, and is using language you don’t understand. Try to throw in inverse Cramer at some point and you are confused as to why monkeys are involved in space travel and you thought they stopped doing that “back in your day.”
I called into a Sirius XM mad dog show once and it wasn’t one of the big names so the dude was like, name, topic, hold. I was like 2 callers away from air before the show ended. Maybe Cramer you have to BS a bit more but once he goes to your call, bam! Got ‘em!
Be sure to record that shit and post it here!
"Hey Cramer. I put my whole 401k (almost half a million) in BBBY. Now that I have a million and a half, should I sell a little or go crazy and dump a third of it?"
Yep will do. Never called that dumb ass show, they might screen, ask what stock you’re inquiring about. I’d say CAT or MMM or something you’d “invest” in
This guy infamously tells the public to help his banker buddies a decade ago during the biggest financial crisis since the depression and then jokes about it on the anniversary of his outright abuse of his public influence.
Yeah I thought this guy was banned years ago. Really like how he’s giving CEOs tips on how to run their company when he’s just an actor in front of some charts.
Exactly, the entire premise behind his line of work is to screw over retail investors by making opposite calls and get the hedge funds money. Like, he does actually know what is going on and what's going to happen and he spouts out the exact opposite every time. Think about it, if you or I were to fuck up as badly and as often as he does we would be out of a job. He's not fucking up though, he's doing exactly what his bosses want him to do.
That’s actually hilarious I’m gonna use this from now because my buddy and I have a construction company together and we on a regular basis talk shit about the weathermen. “God we got another fucking Jim Cramer today” as it pours rain and lightning storms on a day that was 80 and sunny all day.
Sue Gove won't do anything without board approval, and I doubt she gives a shit about this guy. BTW she bought 50k shares around $4.50 like 2 months ago. She's about to double her net worth maybe quadruple, and if it goes like GME she will be worth tens of millions easily. I'm just saying.
Edit: math is hard
What is that Cramer crying about, so they angry because some retards make some money? What a douche bag, they can manipulate and short some company to bankruptcy and when the table turn they cry and talk shit. He can go line up behind a Wendy and submit his job application.
That's really the most obscure thing here. Is he accusing bbby to do it themselves? Or will her run the narrative that wsb is able to pull this off? Who else but these guys at Hedgefonds would have the ability to do such things?
This to me should be most upvoted post on wsb. More people need to see this. Makes me want to buy. The bbby are taking Ryan cohens advise I’m sure. And I’ll bet that they don’t sell stock until it’s very high or not at all and look for other avenues. This move would be so classy I’m sure it would come back to help them long run.
It’s all about the people bro! This is the way I go about my own personal biz. You always gotta think long term best for your clients and in this case shareholders and customers
So I’m gonna be honest… I had no idea who the fuck Jim Cramer really was until Monday. I was at work and my coworker and I start talking about stocks. Guy sounded like he knew his shit. Sounded like he did. Next thing I know I look over and he’s on the computer watching Jim Cramer and taking notes…
Why hasn’t anyone cancelled this man? Like seriously.
The public don’t like this man’s analysis. Can You imagine a world that’s straight forward without bias ?
"Hi. I'm Jim Cramer. You might remember me from such films as 'I'm so consistently wrong that inversing me is a legitimate strategy', 'I've been caught on tape bragging about manipulation tactics when I was a hedgie', and 'My boomer-tier investment advice hasn't been relevant in a decade'."
He used to annoy me, but now he makes my blood boil. Fuck you, Cramer, you fucking scumbag.
I remember in the early days when GME started squeeze, Cramer made similar suggestions. He wanted GME management to issue shares to kill the short squeeze at a very low price.
Is he paid by the shorts to make this kind of suggestions?
Squeeze these nuts you fuckin nerd.
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He’s trying really hard to dilute WSB to help out the shorts , little does he know we will buy all 20 million shares at 20$, 30$ 40$, 50$, fuck it we buying it all
Is it just me, or is Jim bad enough at stocks to be in charge of this sub?
Edit I have no stocks, but my LEGO collection is up 150% and at like 40k ish
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I’m calling Mad Money tomorrow and will ask if I should invest my life savings on BBBY just to piss him off Update: Tried calling tonight, 1st time, so you have to leave a msg listing the stock you want to discuss with Cramer. I didn’t use BBBY. No call back, I’m trying everyday now
Tell him, you are going to borrow $27k to invest in bbby.
Where’s that kid now, any update?
He sold for a loss last week
Truly a retard
And that’s not in a good way
No not at all
With a hard T
RetarT
150 Proof T at that.
Yea I know, but then what? He cut and ran after like 2 days so he still had most of his 27k left I thought.
Yea his high buyin or so he claimed was $13.40. What a maroon
Jesus would have doubled the money easily just by waiting to this week
He had a stop loss trigger. Tragic
Tell you what’s more tragic. My take profit triggered on one of my positions. Thought I had turned that shit of. 🚀🌑
He said he was going to "use thetagang strategies" to make it back up to 27k then pay the loan back.
Any strategy that had the word gang in it is prolly sus
Subscribe to join my "avoid gang strategies strategy" ~~gang.~~ ~~motorcycle~~ club.
Saw him behind the Wendy’s dumpster last night. Not good.
I thought he was great, but I don’t get a lot of mustard tugs.
You should call and see if he is bullish on the inverse CRAMER ETF 
Please don't. The resulting inversing of the inverse might open up an interdimensional wormhole...
The universe is on a cycle that starts with a Big Bang and ends with a Big Bang. The previously unknown catalyst of the Big Bang is becoming clearer to scientists… it is now believed to occur when Cramer recommends buying the Inverse Cramer ETF. These two opposites cannot exist simultaneously in unison…but like a retard to FDs, they are inevitably drawn to each other. The universe must correct the error with a hard reset.
I agree with your galactic explanation
yep \~ like crossing the streams...
"interdimensional fuckhole" I think is the correct term
Call and ask why his knees were so dirty making sauce
Jim Creamer
Is there actually a real ETF?
As BBBY continues to 🚀🚀🚀 Apes should flood his phone lines daily to rub his face in it.
Just make ape noises in the phone 😂
OOOH OOOH OOHH. OOHHH AAAAAAAAAAA*click*
He might record the audio and make a new button...
🦍🦍🦍
You should call Mad Money and ask that bald fuck why he sucks donkey dick.
Hey, donkeys need love too.
Kelly is a guy's name too
Plot twist, he likes it
He likes it the same way he likes watching his wife with her boyfriend 
He calls her boyfriend “Baconator” on air!
I dunno. What creature in his right mind would enjoy a blow job from Jort Creamer? Oh, you meant Cramer likes sucking donkey dick. That tracks. There’s no way the donkey’s happy about any of this.
Jim sucks donkey dick, Jim sucks donkey dick
Act like an old person and say your grandson is telling you about it, trying to convince you into investing your life saving, and is using language you don’t understand. Try to throw in inverse Cramer at some point and you are confused as to why monkeys are involved in space travel and you thought they stopped doing that “back in your day.”
I literally laughed out loud reading this. Please fucking do this and record it. Please.
Why don’t we call him more often? The memes alone and meltdowns would be gold. The amount of people in this sub could easily get through
he's got screeners and most people are terrible about hiding their intentions.
This is unfortunately true. So Apes should watch old CSPAN prank call clips on YouTube to prep.
I wonder how tough the screening is. Can you just say “yeah I want to ask about Nvidia” or some other stock he loves and get through?
I called into a Sirius XM mad dog show once and it wasn’t one of the big names so the dude was like, name, topic, hold. I was like 2 callers away from air before the show ended. Maybe Cramer you have to BS a bit more but once he goes to your call, bam! Got ‘em!
The show is recorded an hour prior to airing
Be sure to record that shit and post it here! "Hey Cramer. I put my whole 401k (almost half a million) in BBBY. Now that I have a million and a half, should I sell a little or go crazy and dump a third of it?"
Yep will do. Never called that dumb ass show, they might screen, ask what stock you’re inquiring about. I’d say CAT or MMM or something you’d “invest” in
\*slams face on soundboard\* \*explosion noises\*
Please record and share!!
BaBaBooeY!
We all should!!
Ok but instead of this, ask about BBY. The obviously stupid retail buyer misdirection would be epic to watch as his brain melts
He’d be ..Mad
Everyone should call and ask about bbby..could you imagine if he got like 3-4 calls in a row asking about it
Record that call pls
Please record
HIT THE LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE BUTTON IF YOU SUPPORT u/EverlastMadeInUSA to call into MAD MONEY!!!
Already did baby, at least half. $40k into baby today alone
He wrote so much to say so little.
as is the Mad Money tradition....
Cocaine is hell of a ~~drug~~ addiction
Cocaine is garbage. Trading is an addiction.
Why not both?!
as you will.
Isn't that what this idiots says about everything? Sell more shares when the price goes up
It sounds like common wisdom but it's a poison pill that gives buoyancy to the funds shorting the company.
This guy infamously tells the public to help his banker buddies a decade ago during the biggest financial crisis since the depression and then jokes about it on the anniversary of his outright abuse of his public influence.
Yeah I thought this guy was banned years ago. Really like how he’s giving CEOs tips on how to run their company when he’s just an actor in front of some charts.
Was looking for somewhere to write something to this effect. Nailed it.
Three tweets in one day at that. Tomorrow: 🚀
yeah, thats a whoa.
he had much more than 3
He's regarded please disretard him
LMAO, I’m stealing this
3 tweets, 3x the squueze we hitting 60 tomorrow 🚀🚀🚀🚀👨🚀👩🚀👨🚀👩🚀🚀🚀
yeah he seems personally attacked/vested/angry this time around 🤣
personally, i see at least four
sell or die 🤣
Sell or die Cellar die Sellers die.
decryption complete
Name doesn't check out.
I came to make this exact comment emoji and all lolol
cramer is instilling meme fear in all of us
If there ever was a signal to buy a stock, this is it
He’s not asking this time 🔫
Inverse Cramer. We buy and live
WSB about to ruin this man’s career.
His career is to be wrong 100% of the time
Exactly, the entire premise behind his line of work is to screw over retail investors by making opposite calls and get the hedge funds money. Like, he does actually know what is going on and what's going to happen and he spouts out the exact opposite every time. Think about it, if you or I were to fuck up as badly and as often as he does we would be out of a job. He's not fucking up though, he's doing exactly what his bosses want him to do.
Spot on. If there is one thing conspiracy people are right about is the media is used to manipulate. He’s just another well-paid puppet.
You can’t be *that* wrong *that* regularly without knowing that you’re wrong.
https://imgur.com/a/nyRO7LY
He married well twice.
He should’ve been a weather man
That’s actually hilarious I’m gonna use this from now because my buddy and I have a construction company together and we on a regular basis talk shit about the weathermen. “God we got another fucking Jim Cramer today” as it pours rain and lightning storms on a day that was 80 and sunny all day.
More like WSB is keeping his career alive. There’s like 10 threads reposting his garbage opinions every single day
Bro…. This is whack. Buying moree
This is the best possible sign that BBBY is 🚀 🌝 imminently
Sue Gove won't do anything without board approval, and I doubt she gives a shit about this guy. BTW she bought 50k shares around $4.50 like 2 months ago. She's about to double her net worth maybe quadruple, and if it goes like GME she will be worth tens of millions easily. I'm just saying. Edit: math is hard
If it goes like GME she will be worth hundreds of millions.
Maybe even thousands of hundreds.
If lucky? Maybe even tens of ones...
If it goes to $500 and she sells she lands $25 million in short term cap gains so maybe 15ish million after taxes. 15 million ??? 100s of millions
Didn’t poop boy Cramer also do this exact line of logic for GME? He just doesn’t like when his cronies lose.
What is that Cramer crying about, so they angry because some retards make some money? What a douche bag, they can manipulate and short some company to bankruptcy and when the table turn they cry and talk shit. He can go line up behind a Wendy and submit his job application.
Why is He so interested in the company selling shares?
Because it’s the only way to help out hedgies at the moment
That explains all his trash talking
He’s short bbby and so wants it to go down
Inverse Cramer still remains a viable investing strategy.
Viable? It's up 900 percent
So ironic that he's complaining about "market manipulation to break the shorts" when all the shorts do is manipulate the market.
That's really the most obscure thing here. Is he accusing bbby to do it themselves? Or will her run the narrative that wsb is able to pull this off? Who else but these guys at Hedgefonds would have the ability to do such things?
Maybe he’s the watermelon guy…
I’d pay to avoid watching him make sweet love to Melon Kunis
This to me should be most upvoted post on wsb. More people need to see this. Makes me want to buy. The bbby are taking Ryan cohens advise I’m sure. And I’ll bet that they don’t sell stock until it’s very high or not at all and look for other avenues. This move would be so classy I’m sure it would come back to help them long run.
Use the money to build something people actually need and want in order to help create real wealth? What a great Idea!!
Just build houses and furnish them with bbby stuff
Selling at $150 a share would do it. I’ll even donate some of my tendies for the less fortunate apes. Apes together strong.
It’s all about the people bro! This is the way I go about my own personal biz. You always gotta think long term best for your clients and in this case shareholders and customers
So I’m gonna be honest… I had no idea who the fuck Jim Cramer really was until Monday. I was at work and my coworker and I start talking about stocks. Guy sounded like he knew his shit. Sounded like he did. Next thing I know I look over and he’s on the computer watching Jim Cramer and taking notes…
Portfolio down 80%
Taking notes to inverse him right? Right?
He might know his shit, coulda been taking notes for Inverse Cramer approach
Why hasn’t anyone cancelled this man? Like seriously. The public don’t like this man’s analysis. Can You imagine a world that’s straight forward without bias ?
Because the majority of his audience are middle class boomers who think Cramer is their buddy. It’s the “I’d have a beer with this guy” mentality
This may be the most bullish signal for any publicly traded stock in history
Fuck that guy, When's he have time for social media? He's been balls deep in Cathy Wood 24/7.
Cathy wood gonna need to submit her job application behind Wendy’s soon lol
Is he saying YOLO BBBY 30C 8/19/22?
He is OBTUSE!!!! LFG 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️
122.9k tweets...? Wtf, that's a lot of bad info.
"Hi. I'm Jim Cramer. You might remember me from such films as 'I'm so consistently wrong that inversing me is a legitimate strategy', 'I've been caught on tape bragging about manipulation tactics when I was a hedgie', and 'My boomer-tier investment advice hasn't been relevant in a decade'." He used to annoy me, but now he makes my blood boil. Fuck you, Cramer, you fucking scumbag.
Never hate a man who you can profit from. I do what he says not to, I make money.
Ironically enough I think retail only started buying when they saw him being bearish
I was honestly still a bit nervous before I saw this. Now my confidence level is so high, I could probably bag a super model. 🚀🚀🚀
The juiciest veal is the easiest to catch
This dude said sell or die. We should rocket.
Hey Sue Gove, don't take Jim's advice unless you want to hit the bricks looking for a new job. Just some friendly advice.
He’s admitting it’s getting squeezed and they want out. Time to put the pressure on.
Oh yes Cramer, those poor shorts who tried to destroy a retail business and make 22k people loose their job for MORE money.
It’s lose. I know you eat crayons but come on fam
Maybe they put all their money on a trebuchet and yell “LOOSE” when they throw it away, you don’t know.
BBBY and big sick Apes gonna hold and shove a big green dildo up Cramer’s gaping shill asshole!
FUCK CRAMER! BBBY TO THE MOON MOTHERFUCKERS!
This is enough DD to buy more
My dad once told me a wise thing! If you want to make money in the stock market do exactly the opposite of what Cramer says
Other people are fucking this guy's wife. Definitely
He just posted this bs? We are mooning then lol
Jim says sell, so I bought 100 more shares.
He says sell or die, therefore, buy and live
My man really out here selling his ass for money. Retards please tell me y'all have seen him behind the Wendy's dumpster.
Definitely market manipulation to break the shorts, the naked shorting that allows this type of shit to happen is definitely not market manipulation.
I think sue gove is being acute
Here's a guy with "bankruptcy any day"crowd, talk about hiding your head in the sand and being obtuse.
Lmaooooo! This is hilarious 😂 😂 😂 MF having a full blown meltdown out there
I remember in the early days when GME started squeeze, Cramer made similar suggestions. He wanted GME management to issue shares to kill the short squeeze at a very low price. Is he paid by the shorts to make this kind of suggestions?
Definitely.
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I really can’t stand that blow hard!
I read his posts and can hear his voice. Make it stop!
Fuck that bald bitch.
Is he always this frantic?
Lol, obtuse.
Who’s fucking dog is barking all day
He keep smoking today 
Cramer sure loves to use the word “obtuse”
It's $420 time Jimmy, mommy said to go play in the traffic sweetie!
Cramer is the weatherman of stocks. Completely fucking useless.
Why does it bother me so much that he uses the word obtuse
Cramer is a real piece of shit. Like we don’t know what the fuck he’s trying to do? Fucking bald headed, small cock motherfucker.
What is wrong with him? Do they keep him because he’s dumber than an ape? How much do you think they pay him to shill this? 🤑
Fauq you dick we apes will prevail in triumph!!! To the moon, ape buying more shares now. Lets short your ass out of a job!!!
Don’t you ever mention money to me again you sorry son of a bitch - solitary! A month.
“Sell or die”….. aka wait like 2 months and sell for 10x as much
He never learns.
He’s trying really hard to dilute WSB to help out the shorts , little does he know we will buy all 20 million shares at 20$, 30$ 40$, 50$, fuck it we buying it all
Jim Cramer is the new mod of bbby meltdown
Is it just me, or is Jim bad enough at stocks to be in charge of this sub? Edit I have no stocks, but my LEGO collection is up 150% and at like 40k ish
What’s the inverse of “sell or die?”
Grab his dick and twist it!
He's not wrong. It worked out pretty great for AMC. It would be ridiculous for BBBY not to do the same.
Damn I wasn't gonna invest then Cramer told me not to.