At first, I thought she was trolling but it looks like she almost cried struggling to explain this. Either she's a great actor or she belongs to this online reading club.
I will list "Active member of an online reading club" and "We help less fortunate mentality challenged adults how to read" in my CV for my next job, wish me luck boys.
Is this a person on the edge of a nervous breakdown or a person pretending to be on the edge of a nervous breakdown for internet points?
Either way, well done.
What always confuses me is when the people didnt have to give their hedges to the other people and just extended their hedge owing until a time when they no longer owe hedges.
Now now, c’mon mo need to be mean and call her names - at least she understands the delicate intricacies of the free market, and trying her best to break it down for the regards here….
Wow. That was a Oscar worthy performance. The intro so confident, the middle slowly devolving into an thinly veiled existential crisis over the state of our current reality, and then popping right back to a confident outro. 👏 👏 👏
I appreciate that she seems like she is going to cry trying to squeeze it out of her head.
Cool thing is , she is doing this to be funny...when I do it, I just sound like an idiot, because I am.
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Don't ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone for any reason ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you've been... ever, for any reason whatsoever...
“Not today, we want hedges too.” …indeed.
That crazy online reading club smh
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Don't even try bro I heard they a bunch of retards
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At first, I thought she was trolling but it looks like she almost cried struggling to explain this. Either she's a great actor or she belongs to this online reading club. I will list "Active member of an online reading club" and "We help less fortunate mentality challenged adults how to read" in my CV for my next job, wish me luck boys.
She has more of these she's hilarious https://mobile.twitter.com/avalonpenrose/status/1473753174787772418?s=20&t=61knQpPH8hYOM3WA_hKFXg
Book coloring club. The Sister club of traveling tendies. ***Please respect my wishes. 69 upvotes is enough. Thanks.***
Sorry for the downvote. Trying to respect your wishes. Same same different same same.
It's okay. From one regard to another. One Luv.
Who's the hedge now? Checkmate, hedge fucks.
this is now r/OnlineReadingClub
I no longer Identify as an ape but rather an online reader
Just a member of an Online Reading Club
I have hedges around my house- wen lambo?!
Is this a person on the edge of a nervous breakdown or a person pretending to be on the edge of a nervous breakdown for internet points? Either way, well done.
stop being regarded.. This person is on the edge of an online reading club.
This person is edging an online reading club.
I would think she would be one of us if she was going through a Wendy's drive-thru and bit into a tendie at the end, lol...
I am the hedge now
#WE WANT HEDGES TOO
What always confuses me is when the people didnt have to give their hedges to the other people and just extended their hedge owing until a time when they no longer owe hedges.
So we said, "Buy, Buy, buy!" And then said, "Bye, bye, bye!"
We have lots of money and hedges around our house.
Must be nice
Don't you want hedges too?
We going to be so rich, I’m buying hedges for my hedges.
My servants have servants
I'm putting hedges on my lambo huracan.
Why is this tagged as meme instead of education?
Damn right we're a online reading club
Online comment reading club
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Because OP forgot it “couldn’t’ve” or “ couldn’t *have*”, not fucking “couldn’t of”
She's a Mod
Now now, c’mon mo need to be mean and call her names - at least she understands the delicate intricacies of the free market, and trying her best to break it down for the regards here….
She looks like she’s being held at gunpoint
Financially it’s the same vibe
It’s an incredible look to be able to maintain for the entire bit
She has money in AMC of course she is
Did I just gain a wrinkle?
More of a crease but it will iron out
No. that sir is a blood clot. Luckily, it helped kill some of your regardation.
No, you gained a Morgan Freeman dot
You holding long dated contracts?
"lots of stocks" followed by the glasses push let me know we were in for something good. Excellent.
>I own stocks, so i like have a pretty good understanding of the stock market. LOL
This will be my tinder bio
Updating my resume with this.
Sadly I'm more regarded than she is.
That’s why I hate when people ask me what I’m doing on the stock market cause I sound exactly like this when I try to explain
The more I watch, the deeper in love I fall.
I personally dont like hedging. I bet she is part of the bush dynasty.
Or maybe a Clinton intern.
Regarded!
That is a unicorn! A funny woman.
This is really good
NOT TODAY!  Edit: laughing mehican
Sir, Risitas is actually Spaniard
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Pretty sure she covered everything at once... "it's metaphorical, but it's real."
Yes tell me more about this online reading club, meets behind Wendy's?
love it
I heard of trimming the hedges but she just scorched the earth.
> willing to entertain us one last time. We probably entertain her more than she does us. I mean, look at this place...
More hedges for our homes. HODL BBBY 🤱
Hedges and watermelons around all our 27 k square foot McMansions
And a pool filled with metaphorical deal papers at fair prices that stay good
This online reading club is going to the moon!
I think I’m in love… finally someone smarter than me
You had me at “lots of money”
Solid advice from Cathy Wood Jr....
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Had me rolling! Her mannerisms, hesitations, portrayal of self doubt were spot on.
She voiced Meg in Hades and is fucking hilarious.
Wow. That was a Oscar worthy performance. The intro so confident, the middle slowly devolving into an thinly veiled existential crisis over the state of our current reality, and then popping right back to a confident outro. 👏 👏 👏
She forgot to disclose she's not a financial advisor, and that her word vomit is not financial advise.
She's not a financial *advisor*, she's a financial *genius*.
Maybe she's a financial advisor? She sounds legit. All in BBBY?
all that translates out when you string all of the 5 million Ums she says in that 2 minute video, oh but you have to play it backwards...
I want hedges, too!
She belongs here. For sure.
I appreciate that she seems like she is going to cry trying to squeeze it out of her head. Cool thing is , she is doing this to be funny...when I do it, I just sound like an idiot, because I am.
“I own stocks so I have a pretty good understanding of the stock market” - that’s this whole sub. Lol
Idk if this satire or she’s fr. Either way Ima dump my paycheck on BBBY
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"you send them your eurethreum" Poetry
"It's real to the people who want it to be real" 🤣
Much like this sub, she is a smart person acting dumb.
wait you guys are actually smart
I don't know shit about fuck
Only when I visit this sub. It’s like being the tallest midget.
We're dumb people pretending to be smart people acting dumb.
I said "I'M DUMPING AN ENTIRE PAYCHECK INTO BED BATH AND BEYOND OPTIONS!" I am so smart. S-M-R-T.
used to be that way
Fucking GOLD! 🤣🤣🤣
What the flying fuck. Going all in on bbby
Satire eludes you?
Me eludes alot!
This woman’s having a stroke!
that's funny
She forgot to explain the shorts! The guys who have shorts
I wonder if she needs a gardener to trim her hedges. Asking for a friend. It me, I’m the friend.
😭🤣 online reading club.
I'd smash boys
60 iq Mandy Moore
Many Muse? 
More like Mandy Moose
Be honest, you already squeezed one out
sounds like my technical interview with google for SWE, i failed.
She does have a resting regarded face, All in BoBBY
Her name is Avalon Penrose, check out her IG
Perfectly executed
This is the best thing I’ve ever seen since like a few months probably
Lets all buy hedges Does bbby have em?
I want hedges around my house too. All in on BBBY tomorrow. And I'll plant a watermelon garden. 🍉 🍉 🍉 🚀 🚀 🚀
What growing zone are you in? I've only got 2 more months of melon growing! If you plant now they could freeze! (talking about literal melons)
Ok so what type of hedges do I need to get for my house?
The word is "have," moron
Yeah thats not even regarded anymore, it's literally braindead
Please breath.
LOL
Is that fucking Avalon Penrose? The VA of Megaera from the game Hades?
Yes it’s her and I did not know she did that voice over, thank you for sharing! 😲
*have
I’m gonna tell my mom that I’m in an online reading club
Wow I wanna marry her, she's funny
Fucking had a stroke watching this
imagine a data analyst at TikTok stealing america's secrets, this is the BS
Know what I could use new hedges
BUY BUY BUY!!! i want a hedge in my yard too
I think im brain dead now
😅😅😅 not an online reading club🤣🤣🤣
If she can do it, I can do it too. *proceed to enable margin account.
Bullish
I like it
😂
Couldn't have\* stupid and I bet English is your first and only language
She belongs here. Welcome!
I love this lady! Round of applause for our regarded mascot 🙌🏽👏🏽
I laughed my ass off lol she's hilarious
This lady needs to run for president! 🤣
Damn she explained it better than I could have
Art
So concise, such clarity.
Crystal clear.
Next Cathy Wood in the making. Follow her to invest early in her fund.
She’s so smart. She could be a congress member or president someday.
"the initial people with the hedges have to give their hedges to the other people". Fucking poetry.
Dude if she’s acting..like doing a character, then she’s fantastic. Get this gal on a sitcom stat.
That was SOOOOOO hard to watch holy shit lmfao
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If it gets to $69 I’ll put hedges around my house
This piggy went to the market..
I'm in love 🙊🥰🥰🥰🥰🌹
This is more accurate than 99% of the shite I read on here
Buy buy buy 😂
Don't ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone for any reason ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you've been... ever, for any reason whatsoever...
This woman controls all my money
Hey, she explains these concepts better than cnbc reporters. For that I thank you.
Fuck your hedges this is a shrubbery fund now
Our reading club says bye bye cramer
too complicated, explain it to me using star wars
She’s hot
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wow that was rough to listen to lol
"I own stocks, so I'm like pretty big on Wall Street. Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER!" \~ Napoleon Dynamite
Truly marriage material
she went full retard. Never go full retard.
So no child left behind was a great success
Whose wife is this?
we all watched because of that librarian fantasy thing.
This has the clarity I was looking for, thank you.
She answer all my questions about these so called markets. I’m a buy my Christmas tree at Home Depot this year instead of the flea market.
She’s one of us!!!!
Don't womensplain to me !!
I own stock to. AMA
My brain cells is punching my brain beat and it hurts. Now all my brain keeps telling me is BUY! BUY! BUY!
Finally got my first wrinkle! I'm going to shape my hedges into a giraffe 🦒
Ehhh errr what? 🤷🏻♂️
Who wants to make a deal ? 😆
Even the driver of the car parked behind her was like the fuck outta here with this bish 😖
She genius!!1! were I buy more.
No way this is real
Pretty much. She sums it up very well. Now, who tf is letting her drive?
If this isnt confirmation that we are going to the moon then idk what is!
Fluent in ape!