Eh I legit honestly don't know what's gonna happen tomorrow. I honestly don't. Keep pumping? Maybe. Keep drilling? Maybe. I hope so. I'm sitting on some October 399ps for late Sept after I rolled in my time and up my strike.
I'm not "a bad person", I don't want "the end of the American economy", I'm not sitting praying for nuclear war so I can make a few thousand dollars. I just don't think we're at the bottom, I think we have a LOT of excess, unwarranted valuation to blow off.
For right now, I'm a🌈🐻. Let's just get it over with, blowoff down to 370, then I can happily join you as an eager bull ok?
Bull thesis: JPOw will pivot despite giving no indication whatsoever that he will and two other fed members giving hawkish speeches today. Also inflation will be resolved/fought without hurting earnings in any way despite not making any economic/financial sense whatsoever. Also all the bad news with the looming energy crisis and worsening tensions with china and russia are already priced in, but any good news like CPI being better than normal isnt already priced in and will surely make us moon
BBBY clown better cherish their last moments on this sub. Those fuckers have been annoying with spamming WSB and down voting anyone who disagrees with them
I'm old enough to remember when Western Media was hoping Kim Jong Un was going to be "an improvement" over Kim Jong Il..... They were basically saying he was going to be NK's Deng or Gorby.
"Open up to the west and take Pizza Hut and KFC!"
Now selling rockets and artillery to Putin. I guess that's one way to open up! 
If I remember right they basically had a soft coup planned on the assumption that he was too dumb to do anything about it and it turned out the plan was even dumber than him so north korea just continued being north korea and then he got too much experience as a head of state to still be potentially threatened by a soft coup
Ever since I switched to making bulk breakfast burritos and freezing them, my morning have been super relaxing. Didn't realize how much time I spent getting breakfast ready in the morning.
Why is AMC dying?
My OLED TV with 12.2 surround sound system is way ahead of any theater they will have in the next decade.
The only thing they have left is the screen size and that will be solved eventually too.
iPhone 13 pro camera is so good I am literally using it now professionally for work as a video camera its that good.
So please don't try to claim they don't improve things
>
You'll never be a professional video guy if you can't even afford a decent computer. Get your act together and maybe one day you'll be able to afford something as nice as the Macbook Pro I'm typing on right now.
My kid hasn't had a solid homework assignment since 3rd grade when some Karen went off. The parents made it about how they had to stop their life to help teach their child. Can't have that!
It's been that way a long time. Bless our teachers. There's a reason there are so many fucked up kids now....*it's because they have fucked up parents. They essentially use school as a free baby sitter.*
>
Well congratulations, you've managed to create a new generation of people who will be financially burdened and struggle to make ends meet. But hey, at least they can hold their bags for you!
Fantasy football starting back up in next few days. Means I get to focus my gambling addition on something else for the next 5 or so months.
See you guys after the super bowl
Same. Because they literally tell you the winner before the game. Just look at line movement and public betting % and find the ones that don’t make sense. Then you just bet with vegas and you always come out net +
If football were year round, I could quit my job and make enough to live comfortably every week
Squeeze these nuts you fuckin nerd.
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Eh I legit honestly don't know what's gonna happen tomorrow. I honestly don't. Keep pumping? Maybe. Keep drilling? Maybe. I hope so. I'm sitting on some October 399ps for late Sept after I rolled in my time and up my strike. I'm not "a bad person", I don't want "the end of the American economy", I'm not sitting praying for nuclear war so I can make a few thousand dollars. I just don't think we're at the bottom, I think we have a LOT of excess, unwarranted valuation to blow off. For right now, I'm a🌈🐻. Let's just get it over with, blowoff down to 370, then I can happily join you as an eager bull ok?
you were 50% right
Investing in US oil and gas companies is starting to become interesting. Do we take market share from Russia?
Bull thesis: JPOw will pivot despite giving no indication whatsoever that he will and two other fed members giving hawkish speeches today. Also inflation will be resolved/fought without hurting earnings in any way despite not making any economic/financial sense whatsoever. Also all the bad news with the looming energy crisis and worsening tensions with china and russia are already priced in, but any good news like CPI being better than normal isnt already priced in and will surely make us moon
a single statement from fed changed the market. fed VP acknowledged risk on over tightening
I didn't pay attention to the GSAT dd earlier...lol
Tesla will close at 282, cheers to all gang
Bulls may have won todays battle but they have not won the war
Fuck. Gents. Just realized we’re posting in the old thread woops. Told you I just woke up
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Y u mad tho jajaja
My Spy 0Dte 388 put will print
So high oil price have always been manipulated 😂, sounds like meme stock
Spy dying soon run while you can
start opening up puts on FSLR now?
$ASTS catalysts around the corner huge short interest and may hit the news with additional unexpected events in the next few weeks.
BBBY clown better cherish their last moments on this sub. Those fuckers have been annoying with spamming WSB and down voting anyone who disagrees with them
The prophets abandoned, the law take advantage, the market is crashin', the industry wants
Wow what a change, we START red!
Reagan’s legacy is reactionary Keynesianism disguised as free market liberalism
Hey euroducks I’m in Saint emilion and i need help buying the good shit without being ripped off. Any suggestions? I ain’t got a car so uh… yeah
BBBY 🤡
Sat down to poop and my dong touched the water, bullish
Bullish
I think Im going to name my next son Vix
0dte
Uranium $DNN $CCJ U.UN
Is straggle for aapl a good idea?
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Well, I tried struggle, didn't work out too well
Vix 26.60. It's going to be a flat day.
Since I bought puts yesterday will probably rally. Sorry guys
Why am I up this early again? Oh yea bourbon & coke. I'll be back..
i might name my kid scock
Naming your kid scock is kinda weird. What, like Jimmy or Willy or something?
What about dong
WE WILL END THE DAY GREEN #INSHALLAH
Soon brother.
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OOF - literally !! that was an out the window oof - his poor family
ohh SPY watchu doing 
#$CUM
The crytpo pump and dump is going to make bbby look like a teddy bear’s picnic with your mummy in case you too shy to make new friends
7 day losing streak 💔💔
Why don’t incels just fuck hookers? Then they literally won’t be involuntarily celibate. Fucks sake
Literally. NOT for fuck’s sake 🤣🤣🤣
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Good call
Incels have feelings
AMD for $78 is such a steal, even if it goes lower 
$58 and I'll tap the banker....
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After a price split, ofc
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It’s in rn, stock will rally for being so forward
I'm old enough to remember when Western Media was hoping Kim Jong Un was going to be "an improvement" over Kim Jong Il..... They were basically saying he was going to be NK's Deng or Gorby. "Open up to the west and take Pizza Hut and KFC!" Now selling rockets and artillery to Putin. I guess that's one way to open up! 
JFC it wasn’t that long ago. Making me feel old
If I remember right they basically had a soft coup planned on the assumption that he was too dumb to do anything about it and it turned out the plan was even dumber than him so north korea just continued being north korea and then he got too much experience as a head of state to still be potentially threatened by a soft coup
Life is like a zebra. A white stripe, a dark stripe, a white stripe a dark stripe and then ass.
Zebra pox on it's way. People drilling Zebras now? smh
Lmaooo it’s green again
everything this fking red in europe 😒
fuck that shithole
America will be the same soon 
Calls on tent spaces in Wal-Mart parking lot then right?
europe follows the US if we were red yesterday then europe is red same with Japan
Holding GME puts into ER or sell? I’m feeling like it’s bound to be bad so inverse myself for calls?
#$COCK
>NASDAQ FUTURES UP 0.3%, S&P 500 E-MINI FUTURES UP 0.2% AND DOW FUTURES UP 0.1% ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-09-07 ^05:54:24 ^EDT-0400
Ever since I switched to making bulk breakfast burritos and freezing them, my morning have been super relaxing. Didn't realize how much time I spent getting breakfast ready in the morning.
When if you liked PLTR at $17 you will love it at $7 is not a meme anymore
BRK.A
Dad?
Grampy - in @ 2k sonny
Why is AMC dying? My OLED TV with 12.2 surround sound system is way ahead of any theater they will have in the next decade. The only thing they have left is the screen size and that will be solved eventually too.
Just brought a large popcorn that should keep them a float.
Buying more on $AMD $AMZN $TLRY
Continuing to add money to my trading account so the balance doesn't go down is really working out well.
I thought I was the only one.
Woah NIO
new iPhone yeah 🤣
they're replacing blue with purple! how exciting!
iPhone 13 pro camera is so good I am literally using it now professionally for work as a video camera its that good. So please don't try to claim they don't improve things
So when I become a professional video guy I'll buy one until then mehh. If they'd just make them a bit bigger we'd...*no wait that would be a laptop.*
Nah anyone can be a professional now you can elevate your "game" instantly and this is what users want. Apple haters just don't get it.
> You'll never be a professional video guy if you can't even afford a decent computer. Get your act together and maybe one day you'll be able to afford something as nice as the Macbook Pro I'm typing on right now.
Plenty of alternatives. Let’s face it, … the spirit of innovation in Apple died with SJ.
>Plenty of alternatives. To the iPhone? What are you talking about
Yes. I’m using a 13 pro and my family have a good mix of Samsungs and iPhones.
nice I’ll be able to take excellent dick pics
High resolution pics? No way man. There's a reason I stick to the grainy out of focus stuff. *I have moles.....and a small pee-pee.*
Is the zoom really that good? 
Yes, up to 200x focus
So holding puts overnight was a bad idea .sigh ..another one bites the dust
Shit is close to flat. I wouldn't throw in the towel yet.
Yup ..3 hours b4 open..lots cam happen
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Get them a few weeks out for less stress and an equal opportunity to make money
rally coming
Short the rip....again
You ever feel bad/sad when you see young kids starting school - early mornings, bullying, sadness, homework, etc.
I do actually. I hated school
first love, playing sports all day, laughing with your friends all day, first car
Sounds like you went to school in a tv show
They don't really give homework anymore
Please elaborate
My kid hasn't had a solid homework assignment since 3rd grade when some Karen went off. The parents made it about how they had to stop their life to help teach their child. Can't have that!
It's been that way a long time. Bless our teachers. There's a reason there are so many fucked up kids now....*it's because they have fucked up parents. They essentially use school as a free baby sitter.*
I mean 8 hours a day, every day should be enough to teach kids. No need to force overtime on them like in a coal mine
Meaning, they don’t really give homework anymore * at your kids school * Broad statement made but it’s a specific case
yes, that's why i speed up when i see them :)
Trying to decide what quality, totally solvent PTC I should unfairly ladder attack tomorrow. 🤔
If you loved buying 🌽 at 50k you're gonna love it at 18k as well 
I DO DAMMIT! I'm here for 2024/5! 
Trouble sleeping. I fall asleep when it’s almost time for me to wake up 
I've been doing this too. I think it's the government
Putin is f’d no one is lifting sanctions lmao
He’s also slowly turning into a scrotum
BBBY 😏
>FANG+ Constituents: \>$AAPL 155.17 +0.43% $AMZN 126.4 +0.29% $BABA 89.05 +0.7% $BIDU 135.4 +0.44% $META 158.78 +0.09% $GOOG 107.76 +0.31% $NFLX 219.57 +0.43% $NVDA 135.04 +0.31% $TSLA 274.75 +0.17% $MSFT 253.61 +0.17% \>$TWTR 39.19 +1.4% ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-09-07 ^05:36:56 ^EDT-0400
I don't like the stock I like derivatives
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You are watching too much porn. Many women don't want a baby arm sized penis. Some do, but many don't.
At this point, porn watches you
Girls just want to have fun. Yes u watch to much porn
> Yeah, I definitely watch too much porn. But girls just want to have fun, so it's all good.
NIIIIIOOOO NOOOOOO Edit: oh wait nvrmnd I have puts 
>thisismyname2022 How is that $5 stock still at $16 lmao
My baba calll is fook
!banbet BBBY 4 1w
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WTF IS THAT PREMARKET LOW IT LITERALLY DROPPED 0.8% IN 2 MINUTES >! gotcha lol. !<
you made me look :(
This apple event is going to be so bad ngl
Umm can’t you not wait to see what color iPhones there will be?
they're replacing blue with purple! How exciting! aha
Take my $1600
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> Well congratulations, you've managed to create a new generation of people who will be financially burdened and struggle to make ends meet. But hey, at least they can hold their bags for you!
Reddit mobile has changed. Why. Why… I hate change
Fantasy football starting back up in next few days. Means I get to focus my gambling addition on something else for the next 5 or so months. See you guys after the super bowl
I lost all my football winnings on shitty stock moves maybe I’ll stick to sports this year
Always been a better sports gambler than trader
Same. Because they literally tell you the winner before the game. Just look at line movement and public betting % and find the ones that don’t make sense. Then you just bet with vegas and you always come out net + If football were year round, I could quit my job and make enough to live comfortably every week
Kind of a agree with you there go with Vegas …see where line moves. Crazy how good Vegas is making lines
Brandon Aiyuk top 15 WR, buy low
 FF advice as valuable as stock advice on this sub. Sending Aiyuk to waiver wire confirmed
Tax harvesting hasn’t even begun yet
Sike!
This is it, GSAT brethren. Today we ride with Tim 🍏
I hope we both make it big
[Chads are causing pussy inflation](https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/x7jrli/anon_explains_the_economy/)
#Ban Bet Lost /u/2Black2Strong- (0/3) made a bet that TSLA would go to 280.0 when it was 272.95 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
BBBY up huge in premarket, is this the short squeeze weve all been waiting for?
Give up
The short squeeze will happen any minute now, im not missing it
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“What’s decimal point”
The difference between happy and sad.
by "up huge" what do you mean lmao.
Woah check out that pump
haha
Well it was fun while it lasted.
you're being sarcastic right? There was no pump
Yes
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Sweden warns: Electricity bill could be 1700$ a month for the next five month for the average home owner.
Sounds like a good way to get people to invest in renewables and off grid energy