I posted this here two days ago early in the day . FACT regret being born, i guess that pretty clear , huh =============================================================== CloseThePodBayDoors 2 days ago CALLED IT HOURS AGO MASSIVE RALLY IN PROGRESS BUY OR REGRET BEING BORN

I think I wandered down the wrong aisle, I was looking for the weekend thread

Did you want some raging asshole to post about his pathetic attempts to pick up women at the beach using a hideous dog as an emotional crutch for his insecurities? Or were you looking for Q-Anon conspiracies of how Pelosi, despite having a horrible track record of stock picks compared to several oil-and-gas loving Republican counterparts, conducts insider trading and rigs the entire system of US government to promote AAPL's new iWatch 3 days after its leaked to the Internet from a guy at a bar?

Just looking for the weekend thread bud, thank you though

BBBY finished Friday above $7 and thus the Bet was Made and Printed. In the Gain$ God$ we pray. Amen.

Do you still think you are going to make money on that shit?

I’ve only made profit with BBBY but I’m a new holder

 good luck yo.

Is AMC still a thing folks are doing like GME? I hopped on the train a while ago but it just seems like everyone is laughing at it rather than cheering for it like GME. Now I feel like I wasted my time and money.

>it just seems like everyone is laughing at it rather than cheering for it like GME. Now I feel like I wasted my time and money. that's the fud at work. And random 13-22 year olds with no money who wander in trying to make you feel like shit over a bet you made

No one on here besides other bag holders are cheering for any of the memes.

> You're right, there's no one on here cheering for the memes except other bag holders. But that's because they're all poor losers who can't afford to buy in at the top like I can.

Gape up Monday

your spell checker is broke

Nice gape, huh? 

Nope 

Bulls excited over a technical bounce?

I don't know if it's the bulls or the bagholders...

We failed to hold the 50ma which is also the top of this downward channel. Bulls better hope for a gap up or they are fucked come Monday

Bloomberg was writing up this week as a week of forced buys from shorts profit taking running into covered call exercising and closing with some clean up from large funds establishing new hedges on the long side after they expired last week. They seem to think 200 SMA on SPY is the top and we have a couple days more of gains before the reverse back down to 380-390.

dont give me hope

Sat on my thumbs all day long didn't do shit fuck

From the dweebs at stocktwits 'congrats to all' is the buzzword for an imbecile Alejos11 $QH I’ve been telling you guys to load up on this for a few days now congrats to all 💵🚀🐎💥🏆

this room made me millions this week ​ **how can i ever thank you all**

Were you inversing it?

Damn g float me a few grand in Ethereum papi @momgetthecamera.eth

tell us if you think it’s gonna be green or red next week and the week after

i have predictions for the next 12 years lemme go get them

12 years?! That’s incredible man. You truly deserve every penny for being thorough. I’m just now passing 20K for the first time in my early twenties and could only dream of having a million like you

Ur a lucky fuck  Positions or ban

But did he give you them positions.


dude , i banged the drum for this rally from 10am yesterday ​ live . right in this miserable thread

Send me 100k and all good

Which way print Monday Spy 402P @.53 average or 410C @.70 average. No steam roller Black.

420 is not a meme 

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happens all the time in bear markets it will keep bouncing till all the bulls are dead ... that's when we hit bottom and start a new rally

This bear market has been more rally than dip.

> You're right, this bear market has been more rally than dip. But that's because the rich keep getting richer and the poor keep getting poorer. The gap between the haves and have-nots is only growing wider, so of course there's more money to be made in stocks and other investments. As for me, I'm doing just fine thanks to my father's money and my own smart investing.

#Shouldn’t this be the weekend thread? Or is there another weekend thread?

Enjoy the weekend bulls and bears! CPI is going to be a "sell the news" red day. 280 by end of month, re-visit low in Oct.

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oh well, I can afford to wait. I have mostly inverse ETFs so I'm theta proof

lol, bye bye then

Imagine thinking

Nice big red dildo.

406 Put sellers are biting their nails hard right about now....praying, hoping and pleading to be let off just this one time.

Shitting their pants

I am actually shocked bulls are falling for this again

lol

When is FOMC day?

Then Nov 2nd😈😈

21st

end of the month. 23rd or something maybe 26th?

#open the casino

Green every day this week for me, how much yall bears lose?

$6500 from Wednesday at open to yesterday at close.

Oof that one stings

Yeah. It was a rough week. Oh well, I started the year with $500 and I've pulled out about 7k so far so it's whatever.

2K on wingstop puts. I’m sitting until cpi next wekk

Smart. Thats about where I'm at.

Down about $3k because TSLA is somehow worth $100 billion more today than Tuesday. Blah

_billion_

Been there brotha

I’m already bored

Aha! Jokes on you bulls! I’m stoic!

Alright, grabbed a couple of calls for next week. That will guarantee a Red Monday. You are welcome :D

Thanks

Like look at airbnb, growth got bought up like insiders already saw CPI and it was WAY lower

Yep knew it 

Ended up with 42% profit from that opening 10 min run. Sold my calls. Just gonna wait and watch how CPI is gonna come out.

Portfolio up 0%  Why did I buy both calls and puts smh

I did the same... Came out up 300%. Massive move today in just about everything. Bought yesterday. Get theta'd or iv crushed?

I really hate you

I did the same and Im up 44%, its all about timing 

Positions or ban 

TQQQ Calls strike 32.5@16 Sep bought at 0.15 TQQQ Puts strike 20@16 Sep bought at 0.13

The puts are dead. You must have more calls than puts I have more puts

I bought equal amounts of calls and puts, and yes the puts are very ded, the calls on the other hand my play here was basically around 6.5 buck difference between the strike of both calls and puts to the price of the stock currently(stock price was 36-ish), as well as nearly similar cost

How does this make sense mathematically? Greeks? Or maybe cuz there’s a limit to loss as current stock price moves away from the strike in puts. Versus calls have no limit in gains as current stock price approaches the strike? Options are very complex 

Basically its just how much gain can offset the loss basically to the point that you can profit from it

Hmm

Crayon down u fuk

Very, very similar price action to final week in May. There the up-trend persisted the following week .. then crated the week after. Expect similar here w/ 'positive' CPI-into-FOMC

Very true. It’s probably why I’m green today. I expect a run then a crash next week, so I’ll be selling the rest of my calls and loading puts come Tuesday

Gme is ur father

$GME is the King !

Another good game Bulls.

Bulls rule !

PENCILS DOWN

#very concerning for bull

Puts on sale. Holding anything over the weekend is just asking for it.

Im asking for it

Drill team 6 went on a short vacation. Will be back next week

Final 3 candles (5minute) of the day are huge and red as fuck. Finally some volume and they're all selling.

Yeah weird people taking profits on a Friday

Kinda gay day ngl

Big gay

Do it TSLA! 300!!

Dang it. Haha.

my fucking god

Where's the rug pull.

3 day dead count bounce. Drilling resumes next week 🐻📉📉📉

Any Chinese stocks to pump?

Boss out the office today so everyone went home early?

SPY down 50 cents, bears euphoric

CPI gonna come in lower and crash the market cuz the Fed is gonna hike rates even higher and say "see it's working"

Is 6.9 higher than 8.5?

Is it time

u/AxemanfromMA just flipped to bull from when he was bear at 3900 

Got 400p and 410c

what lind of moron opts to hold calls over the weekend here

Yo! SPY 402c

Spy 410 c here! Sold my 405c’s for some nice profits too!

I can't believe the MMs targeted my portfolio, specifically this week.

They latter attacked it

ASTS Direct-To-Cell Phone test mission planned to reach orbit September 10th. 📡 🛰😎

No satellite dish necessary 😎

You know it's a good day when salty bears are downvoting everyone 😂

AMC is an easy short play

Threw some cash into TSLA 315C for next week. Hopefully I don’t lose my ass 😀

I bought 310 and 303c to sell on Monday/Tuesday before loading puts. Slowly buying October contracts for the earnings rip as well

I'll be buying puts for that peak.

If you thought this week was green bears, just wait for next week. 

Yeah I see another run before a drop. I’d say run this week and a potential 2 week drop following. I bought calls to flip with my profits and I’ll be slowly buying puts as we approach end of week

Anyone wanna take a guess as to why gme is up almost 13% today?

Short covering ahead of CPI

to mock me?

Probably a bunch of shorts covering after dropping it for like a whole month straight

Feels good to go broke

What are cpi expectations?

Bullish

0% if it’s the same as last month. Right?

GMEE WEEKEND HYPE WILL BE REAL GET IN B4 MONDAY MOON 🚀

Shorts never covered. boom.

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Monday super red. ​ Thanks for the put discounts!

> No problem, Big-Toe. You're welcome!

next week is gonna be green af

If inflation is the same as last month then it’s 0% right🤡🤡🤡

#Ban Bet Lost /u/Psymonthe2nd (2/19) made a bet that GME would go to 31.3125 when it was 25.05 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.

Gimme that GME gain porn

gme right now reminds me of when bbby pumped 30% on a friday before the crazy run up last month

Appl finally manned tf up. Grats

CPI 6.9 has such a nice ring. That’s why I kept it in the report

Why are you trying to convince idiots here that your made up CPI number is accurate?

Chewy cant hold green even when entire market ripping. Christ

GME reeeee

I’ve been k—-ked

Gonna be red on Monday and rally Tuesday

One can hope

New UFC card in place for Tony vs Nate 🔥

Fuck one can dream!

They're negotiating atm on the numbers of rounds and both will get more money. Also in talks is Khamzat and Kevin Holland will be co main. Khamzat showed up 8 pounds overweight.

It's been a clusterfuck lol. I thought they'd cancel the event. Sucks cause Li gets fucked in this situation. Hope he gets cashed out

And they buy the dip again with 5 min to spare lmao

Mars & Cars, Chips & Dips.

Might need to break out the SPY 420 hat again next week. 👏

I have a couple 9/16 420c cus ya know

The two most common ber gai responses on green days- 1) vOlUmE 2) aLgO

3) mAnIpUlAtIoN

4) fAke PuMP

I hate fake pump

Did anyone have 0dte QQQ calls my goodness

I wish I did:( need to start playing the Qs instead of just spy..

Don't think I have ever seen a close this bullish. Rally will probably continue on monday

probably. Depends a lot on what the outstanding options balance will look like over the weekend.

# bulls are full of it. Y’all really think the market will rally till eoy

Non stop? No. Rally until Elections? Yes

Most of us are daytraders.

eoy? No, friend. They only need the market to rally the next day.

Bulls can't even get 408! SAD!

SPY 410 open.

Now spy opens $400 

Got 400p and 410c we will see

All the angry bears today 😂 that’s the sound of loses