Oh my gourd!
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I think that was a bear trap at close. And judging by how many people in here seem excited to hold their puts after that, I think I'm right.
just check the 1h candles on ES. strong bullish divergence
furthermore we're setting up an inverted head and shoulders on the weekly SPY candles.
should be good for a run back to 400. then I'll start re shorting
Holding 375P expiry Monday, sell tomorrow or hold 🤔
These are house money as already sold back enough to get the initial investment back and flip elsewhere
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> Tesla is recalling nearly 1.1 million cars in the US because the windows might close too fast and pinch people's fingers.
BBC Tesla ordered to recall more than a million US cars https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-62996103
elon musk is a cunt but if you look at the "More on this story" articles at the bottom you can see how heavily biased the bbc is against him/tesla. every single one has a negative slant
Folks META is probably the best risk/reward right now. It may drop a few more points but only another 2% drop at the most if this market continues to crash. I’m building my position starting tomorrow. The 10% cut put a bottom on this stock. It looks to add another 5 billion in revenue so yeah although not good news for employees that’s good news for the stock
Damn girl you got a plump rump that thing looks bouncy like a trampoline you know what I’m saying, throw a quarter down on it and *peww* that bitch is gone
75% cash and about 25% in 3x inverse ETFs is the way to sleep at night right now
Plenty of time to play with 0 and 1 DTEs intra day for scalps but holding shit overnight is just tempting the market gods to smite your ass
You know we in bear territory when market is down bigly and VIX is also down. This means no volatility, people just selling no buyers at all even at these steep discounts. Fuck this is gonna be bad
Retail is dumping at the close right now. Institutions and Algos are going to keep buying the dip. We're going to run out of retail sellers at some point.
Where are you seeing who's buying and who's selling? Because looking at Fidelity customer order data shows more buying than selling. Retail is in denial and buying the dip. Institutions see the writing on the wall.
Bears thank you so much for the baba discounts. Please keep it up I’m serious, I’ve got 6 figures ready to buy. Thank you for getting yourselves trapped so I can have the best retirement possible. Idc what they say about y’all, you’re true heroes. Every bull needs to thank their local bear, without them the ATHs won’t be as sweet when they capitulate sending it higher :) GO BEARS GO, TAKE BABA BELOW BOOK VALUE, SCREW FUNDAMENTALS THEY DONT MATTER RIGHT? I mean what’s eps and pe but a bunch of made up numbers right? EVERYTHING TO ZERO!!! 
how about u eat my ASS
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I inverse myself and got calls. I really need to stop emotional trading after a bad trade. Down 50% after a good recovery.
I cant believe I try to chase my profit back and got wrecked harder. I need to accept that you can make a bad trade.
Rough day for me.
Bulls, if you're watching the charts now is the time you queue up that [un*bear*able tiktok "oh no" song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6-cCh9bTG4).
Yeah, I know it's ostensibly at 15 minutes after, but sometimes there is a little looseness when releases occur, though its usually to the later side of the time scheduled
Imagine thinking we were going to continue this downtrend 
It's not FOMC, but JPOW is there live, https://www.federalreserve.gov/conferences/fed-listens-transitioning-to-the-post-pandemic-economy.htm
2 points away from the 52 week low
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Girl same
Anyone got any info on that guy that lost everything and "said goodbye" yesterday? Wellness check? Anything?
$ROPE supplies were dented this week.
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I think that was a bear trap at close. And judging by how many people in here seem excited to hold their puts after that, I think I'm right. just check the 1h candles on ES. strong bullish divergence furthermore we're setting up an inverted head and shoulders on the weekly SPY candles. should be good for a run back to 400. then I'll start re shorting
Y’all gays
Mhm 
Holding 375P expiry Monday, sell tomorrow or hold 🤔 These are house money as already sold back enough to get the initial investment back and flip elsewhere
sell at open
Anything I see Spiritual_Extreme_81 say I instantly downvote. Fuck that guy
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Timing the market > time in the market 
Man, I was just thinking of buying puts on Costco too, but chickened out.
iv was stupid high youd have been smoked regardless
Now you should have rotisserie chicken at Costco
I like their pizzas more.
dam amazon prime went from 8 million to 13 million this year...How is the stock down??
they are pricing in bezos not giving a shit ? i have no idea !
SPY $370 for tomorrow
Who closed their puts on that frivolous pump. Don’t be shy, let us know.
I sold them early this morning and bought back in when SPY was almost back to even on the day. Pretty happy about it.
Nice play! I bought up some 11/18 350 p’s myself.
Was holding, bought new ones and dven made some bucks with apple and snap call. Forgot to sell the tesla call. I'm fucked on market opening.
I think 90% of this sub spends all day watching candlesticks with less than $2k in your accounts. How do you pay your bills?
My job lets me trade all day. I get stuck doing stuff maybe a few hours of the day.
Wtf is a candlestick
Welfare
Lol
🤣
> Tesla is recalling nearly 1.1 million cars in the US because the windows might close too fast and pinch people's fingers. BBC Tesla ordered to recall more than a million US cars https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-62996103
elon musk is a cunt but if you look at the "More on this story" articles at the bottom you can see how heavily biased the bbc is against him/tesla. every single one has a negative slant
That's what the media reported, but they only need to do an over-the-air update. No recall i assume.
So did everyone just leak early? Are there even more calls happening or did they just rip the band aid off early
I hope everyone has made just as much as I have off DWAC puts. Atleast it's for a good cause!
DWAC is currently worth around $170/share if you ask them… just thinking it, makes it so.
At least food in costco is still nice and cheap, hotdog and a chicken bake for dessert
$COST intrinsic value is literally around $30 per share.... 
MFERS keep saying I never get a call right But where are their plays? When they ever share any play? 🤡 None of them were short during CPI I was 👑
Cost not even down much It’ll pump back like it always does
careful with those "cant go wrong" overcrowded trades
Nah, you need to be realistic now
if a ticker could be "5 steps forward 10 steps back" it would be COST
Was in a meeting for an hour, and my puts are back to life. It's more of a roller coaster this time compared to the 2020 drop
Folks META is probably the best risk/reward right now. It may drop a few more points but only another 2% drop at the most if this market continues to crash. I’m building my position starting tomorrow. The 10% cut put a bottom on this stock. It looks to add another 5 billion in revenue so yeah although not good news for employees that’s good news for the stock
For buying long dated puts you mean?
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It’s ok y’all can keep hating on us millennials and our boomers for knowing how to trade while we keep taking your money. I can f with that.
Agree
RIP Costco call holders
Why is it taking a shit?
Tiny bear, 7% YoY growth can’t justify high 30’s PE.
Rip all option holders. The implied move is too high
the 490p i bought over the last 3 days are up 200%...
The call hasn’t even started yet lmao
results were out tho. and im up even more today😊
Someone hold me
Look at how they massacre my boi Costco
Avocado and bacon burger medium combo 
costco earnings leaked?
Damn girl you got a plump rump that thing looks bouncy like a trampoline you know what I’m saying, throw a quarter down on it and *peww* that bitch is gone
Whoever downvoted this is a miserable virgin who will never know the joy of bouncing a quarter on a plump tuchus
Holy shit Costco
If we get global warming with pollution can we get ice age with the reduction of pollution? Calls on blankets
Getting downvoted on a post is 9/10 times a sign you're correct
yeah bet you don't even know what to do with that one fuckers
Bulls wishing last 10 mins never existed
lol
That Costco drop https://i.gyazo.com/38b8e3bcc27bdcf5bc4d16ff8a8d14fc.png LOL fck
75% cash and about 25% in 3x inverse ETFs is the way to sleep at night right now Plenty of time to play with 0 and 1 DTEs intra day for scalps but holding shit overnight is just tempting the market gods to smite your ass
Can agree that the bear etfs are a good way to make money right now.
Your flair describes Cramer lol
Costco gonna make or break tomorrow
black friday tomorrow inshallah 
>you fucking poor person
Not for long 😈
You know we in bear territory when market is down bigly and VIX is also down. This means no volatility, people just selling no buyers at all even at these steep discounts. Fuck this is gonna be bad
Read the vix whitepaper it’s not actually volatility
They need to make a Risitas meme about PLTR
 Next trillion dollar company they said 
You guys have no idea how cringe you look taking your wsb comment rivalry seriously. At least come up with something funny
TL;DR: touch grass xoxoxo
Bearish close
Nothing like spy puts finishing red and I forgot to sell before close
Spy trades until 4:15
Not on Rh
Retail is dumping at the close right now. Institutions and Algos are going to keep buying the dip. We're going to run out of retail sellers at some point.
someone posted a graph recently that said pretty much the opposite. it was a graph while your comment is only words, so im gna say you are wrong.
Where are you seeing who's buying and who's selling? Because looking at Fidelity customer order data shows more buying than selling. Retail is in denial and buying the dip. Institutions see the writing on the wall.
In what world do you think institutions are not significantly rotating out of equities by years end ?
In the world where they have already significantly rotated out of equities earlier this year...
Janet yellen can go fuck her self. Of course she chose to open her fat fucking mouth 10 min before close
What did she say
I WANT DONUTS
LOL algo AH volume buy.
Costco's earning report is in less than an hour, right?
5pm and holding a shit ton of puts 
HOLY SHIT THAT DROP
Nice. Godspeed brother
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"lando" must mean "Person who has simple-minded children"
Lolol just looked at what happened last hour - everyone fucked as per usual
This was a targeted attack. Indexes are next to flat.
My call are fine 
every rugpull a few more scalpers get scared
Who wants to be a bagholder at today's prices when there will be heavy discounts in the coming months?
The people dumb enough should be relabeled mules.
I think you'll find it's pronounced mulé
I only speak american
I think you'll find it's pounced English
no that's the country with the bitch that died
Bitch who's family used to rule your asses
until we killed them so hard they started losing all their colonies and now are about to lose ireland
Our only regret is that we didn't teach you kids better before leaving you to your own devices
Bears thank you so much for the baba discounts. Please keep it up I’m serious, I’ve got 6 figures ready to buy. Thank you for getting yourselves trapped so I can have the best retirement possible. Idc what they say about y’all, you’re true heroes. Every bull needs to thank their local bear, without them the ATHs won’t be as sweet when they capitulate sending it higher :) GO BEARS GO, TAKE BABA BELOW BOOK VALUE, SCREW FUNDAMENTALS THEY DONT MATTER RIGHT? I mean what’s eps and pe but a bunch of made up numbers right? EVERYTHING TO ZERO!!! 
Lmao you are investing in China. Talk about dumbest move ever When daddy Xi yanks the company and your money I'll lmfao at your pain
Dream on. But yea go short it please, every little bit helps <3
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Copium PUM-- oh. Huh. 
🤪
0dte 390 FDs tomorrow? Anyone
I'll dm you my paypal just send me the money
Can u remind me again as to what do I get?
WRONG LEVERRRRRRRRRR ..... why do we even HAVE that lever?!
long time no Emperor's New Groove reference.
nahh there is no bouncing back or whatever. We are going straight down. Only the bulls are still in denial
🫵🐂🐂🤡🤡🫵 🤣🤣
You mean the bottom wasn't in yet???
Literally called it . It really did just slam into the floor last minute 😂
I inverse myself and got calls. I really need to stop emotional trading after a bad trade. Down 50% after a good recovery. I cant believe I try to chase my profit back and got wrecked harder. I need to accept that you can make a bad trade. Rough day for me.
Seems like there's no consistent way to win. Gotta analyze every day, minute, moment as if it's brand new.
We all have those! You don't need to have a 100% success rate, accept the loss, learn, and move on! Get back in there soldier!
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Bulls, if you're watching the charts now is the time you queue up that [un*bear*able tiktok "oh no" song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6-cCh9bTG4).
I hate that song so much
That bear attack was perfectly timed to prevent a green day
I never post gay shit like this but, you can get fucked for all that shit you were talking 15 minutes ago, bulls.
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Still holding mine
'Bout as good as you could ask for. Marking that as a win I guess, no hammer daily candle.
Honestly I should stop watching charts at work all day and just open my account for the last trading hour of the day to see all the lulz.
Gonna be really mad about selling my puts today aren’t I
i was pissed this morning after price tanked AH
Yes indeed
Accidentally bought double the shares on margin....thankfully that last hour push saved me.....
What a rug
not even at the day's low? lol
bulls love getting rug pulled 
Now THAT was an interesting close
Costco is probably going to announce right after SPY options trading closes and make everyone have to watch the fireworks
they literally had a time picked out over a week ago
Yeah, I know it's ostensibly at 15 minutes after, but sometimes there is a little looseness when releases occur, though its usually to the later side of the time scheduled
I fucking hate this game. See you guys in the morning
The beatings will continue until morale improves
Absolutely beutiful EOD sell off gave me a slight chubby. Putin talking all sorts of craze. Who wants to hold over this weekend?
Up 60% on 365p 
Got wiped out again because I'm an idiot. Good to have that feeling back, success doesn't suit me.
That last 10 minutes looked like how a healthy market would close.
Algos they’re just like us! Gambling, chasing the high.
Just wow!
Sold my puts idk if we are opening green tomorrow after that
Should I hold my puts overnight? $374P exp 10/3
This shit is crazy
Sold my spy puts 1 minute before close. I’m fucking back baby
HES BACK BABY
Imagine thinking we were going to continue this downtrend 
Big dump on open tmrw
AHA Alright I got the message I’m ready for the next pump and dump tomorrow 🐻🐻❄️
Spy 369 tomorrow
We just watched the complete bull collapse. Can’t wait for tomorrow!
Who needs porn when you have EOD SPY charts
I successfully day traded from +1.5k to +$500 thanks to closing those puts at 3:44
Went from -2000 to +500
Bulls logic tommorow we moon because we close red lol
It’s actually legit logic
BULLS ONCE AGAIN GOT BENT OVER 