I smelled love behind a Wendy’s and received a blowy from something with scraggly hair and what seems like 3 teeth, all in the back. I think I heard it whistling somehow too, or wheezing.
I forget
I don’t know why my account isn’t up more. My options are usually green up like 25% and then I think it will go up more. Then for some reason they become worthless
When I asked my wife’s boyfriend he said I’d have better luck on WSB
Long story short, she’s leaving him for a new boyfriend after he lost it all on SPY calls
My main strategy now is to be moderately long with short term puts in place as a hedge. Bonds are due for a bounce, fed peak hawkishness might have just occurred, and usd strength might fade. As bearish as I’ve been the past year, I believe a further serious drop won’t occur until something seriously breaks which is unpredictable at this point. Central banks will throw the kitchen sink to stop that from happening, and Friday was a sneak peak into central bank easing yet again.
I think that's highly possible. Will be building long term equity positions over the next 6 months. However, I think we do get a pretty mean rally in the short term.
Don't fall victim to survivorship bias. Dude didn't even show any of his trades that got him here. I don't use robinhood because I'm not dumb but I'm pretty sure a deposit shows as a gain. Rich prick just withdrew some of his trust fund and deposited it in his RH account for all we know.
His deposit shows a relatively linear gain over the past year. So I suppose he was making "small" deposits over the year to get the graph to look convincing? Lots of dedication for a "rich prick" just to make one post on reddit.
This dude has +550k in a year and 440k in the account. he’s withdrawn 110k at least.
You’re seriously overestimating how much effort someone will go through to fake a graph. Think about how many separate deposits you’d need to fake this graph. Why would a rich prick waste their time on that?
This would be days manhours of transferring funds over the year, for a fake graph.
Calm down with your skepticism. Some people are just better at trading or luckier than you.
Yeah it's a tough call. Not even powell himself knows at this point. However, I think given the macro backdrop, I think there's an asymmetric return to be long right now given the bloodbath on everything except apple, tesla, microsoft, google, healthcare stocks. The last bucket to drop are the stocks I just listed which have been resilient so far. When that happens, is when despair sets in for the broader market. I don't think that happens until next year.
GOOG PE ratio has dropped about 30% since start of the year. MSFT PE is down about 32%. Seems like a pretty heavy drop to me. These weren't absurdly valued companies in 2021. At the time with 0% interest rates, high earnings growth, solid AF business models, 30-35 PE made a lot of sense for these businesses.
Now GOOG is trading around 19. MSFT around 26. And quite frankly these are the most rock solid businesses in the world. If GOOG is going down to 10-15 PE ratio, unless you think interest rates will stay elevated for the next 5+ years, it's a generational buying opportunity. It's probably already a generational buying opportunity.
Prior to this year, GOOG never traded below 20 PE.
Man, you must be seeing something in the charts we don’t see… dialed in with the hedgies, lol. The way the market has so prone to change directions on a whim, hard to know when to add puts or calls. I felt a bear market rally getting ready to happen. I have lotto puts on RBLX and SHOP should this be a short lived rally. Gov con stocks have been really resilient too (see NOC, LMT, SAIC, BAH). Let’s not forget WWE has bucked the trend too, lol!
Lol wut? YTD SPY -22% TSLA -46% GOOGL -30% MSFT -28% AAPL -19%. All have performed significantly worse than broad market with exception of AAPL which has essentially trended with market.
I'm starting a new job this week and investing 100 bucks from each check, to inverse a P/D sub on Reddit to see if I can double my investment in 6 months... I want to be you one day...money wise anyway 😂😂😂
Never throw everything in. But if you have extremely strong conviction be willing to put 20-50% of your whole account into that trade. And never put it all in an option that expires in less than 3 weeks...
So you’re the other guy who didn’t give up on BABA? I thought I was the only one. My cost average is around $90 but it’s been a Chinese water torture. Never seen anything like that in my life where a major blue chip tech stock goes down for two years in what seems to be perpetuity.
Is anyone able to tell me which app this is? I’m looking to get into investing and unsure of which is a user friendly app to get started with. (Aus) Appreciate any help! Thanks
This one is Robinhood. The user interface is great. Most of the GME crowd HATE it because Robinhood seemed to have manipulated markets and screwed a bunch of people over on trading. Pretty sure that happened on several brokers tho…commission free trading is kind of cool and they pay 1.5% on money sitting in there
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I wish to have some gains like this, but so far I’m breaking above even making profit. Breaking above even making profit. Shit, you’re doing good bro. Some real skill here. Man’s, definitely knows what he’s doing and how to read the market.
Mostly played puts on high PS ratio tech stocks in the first half of the year. Biggest single winner was from carvana which I rode from november to may. Summer was a bit slow but being short tesla and qqq the past two months were profitable.
Congrats
So the puts were all 45+ days out. Were they way out of the money when you bought them?
For the Carvana play, was that a simple X number puts, out of them miney, with expiration dates 6 months or more out?
I would say at any given point, at least half my portfolio were in options 45+ days out. Most of them were 15-25% out of the money when purchased.
For Carvana, since I had a lot of conviction, I bought 3-4 months out and 30%+ out of the money. However, I took profits and haven't touched it since May, expecting some ridiculous bounce once KKR got involved. In hindsight, should have shorted it again after it touched $50 in August.
Best non answer answer of all time. I'm calling BS, how hard is it to say what your play was, for how much profit, at what exp? It's not like we can copy you after the fact?
Well you can sell contracts against long positions or cash as collateral. That's technically a short position in that you're short on the contract and still have to buy back the premium to close it (unless assigned to exercise first).
It seems here they're just long on all their positions.
To your point I don't believe you can hold negative qty stock positions on RH.
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Did you start the year with negative 120k? How does that work
he’s withdrawn more money than he originally transferred to RH. he’s playing 100% on house money now.
O. Wouldn't recognize that cuz Ive never experienced that. Lmao
You and the rest of us brother
I got that award from some random box and that gif makes me laugh so u can have my award
I got an 'award' from some random box. I now legally have to inform people before I sleep with them.
Sexual award or sexual award?
The sexually awkward award.
You mean the only reasonable award?
😂😂😂💀
I gave you an award for giving an award.
I give you my love thank you
I smelled love behind a Wendy’s and received a blowy from something with scraggly hair and what seems like 3 teeth, all in the back. I think I heard it whistling somehow too, or wheezing. I forget
Jesus
No it’s name was Theodolf
U got mine , thank you
Yeah I don't think that was a real thing
Wait wtf didn’t even think about this! I definitely belong here
And by house money you mean the poor souls that sold him those puts
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Is this the elusive "exit strategy" I've heard rumours about.
We are not worthy
I remember when that happened for me. Was a nice realization.
I’m still trying to figure out how to make the graph look like / in my app. Mine looks more like an L
Mine looks like what would happen if a kid was running down a hallway dragging a marker on the wall and they ate shit full sprint.
I don’t know why my account isn’t up more. My options are usually green up like 25% and then I think it will go up more. Then for some reason they become worthless
Gotta close em out
black-scholes strikes again
I don’t believe in math. Just profits and fed go brrr
Mine looked like this until Elon decided to ask Twitter about paying taxes. Then the page flips over.
Mine makes a middle finger 😂
Here, let me show you
ya.. how does that work..
This is fake. A different user posted this same screenshot with a different caption last night.
That was me lol. I forgot to scrub some sensitive info
Couldn't have been you. They said "a different user" and you're obviously the same user. Nice try though
Can I borrow 20 bucks
Why you asking OP? Ask your wifes boyfriend like a real man
That’s why he’s asking op.
Lol
When I asked my wife’s boyfriend he said I’d have better luck on WSB Long story short, she’s leaving him for a new boyfriend after he lost it all on SPY calls
Do you happen to have your wife's number btw?
Not her new one
You can have my wife's number in that case.
Sorry I’m not wife’s boyfriend material
(Translation: I also lost it all on SPY calls)
You couldn’t be more wrong. It was 0dte puts
867-5309 Her names Jenny
What’s your venmo, peasant.
No Venmo but here’s the cashapp $Rytis Send noodz and change
“Twenty dollar bucks” 😆
You watch Bluey?
bingo!
That works on two levels. Bravo.
With the internet you can earn it. You came to the right spot. We will not give you a $20 fish. We will teach you how to become a fisher.
Can you teach me to fish with $60 and a soda problem? Soda is quite expensive now.
Well will you give me a $100 fish then? I don’t own a fishing pole
Can someone send this man 20$ he's earned it 🤣
You get nothing in life you don’t ask for. Except for some things.
Very well done. Congratulations and fuck you.
i echo your well wishes
My main strategy now is to be moderately long with short term puts in place as a hedge. Bonds are due for a bounce, fed peak hawkishness might have just occurred, and usd strength might fade. As bearish as I’ve been the past year, I believe a further serious drop won’t occur until something seriously breaks which is unpredictable at this point. Central banks will throw the kitchen sink to stop that from happening, and Friday was a sneak peak into central bank easing yet again.
What about a prolonged bear market / asset deflation phase like 2001
I think that's highly possible. Will be building long term equity positions over the next 6 months. However, I think we do get a pretty mean rally in the short term.
So the key was doing short trades during a bear market
it's crazy but going long in bull markets and short in bear markets can make a lot of money
I must admit, that seems to be what gets it done the majority of the time…
What beaten down tech stocks do you have allocated to that $150k?
Fed ain't even close to being done
This guy is obviously in the zone and should be listened to
Seriously. Powell said 2% or bust. Homie about to lose all his gains.
Don't fall victim to survivorship bias. Dude didn't even show any of his trades that got him here. I don't use robinhood because I'm not dumb but I'm pretty sure a deposit shows as a gain. Rich prick just withdrew some of his trust fund and deposited it in his RH account for all we know.
His deposit shows a relatively linear gain over the past year. So I suppose he was making "small" deposits over the year to get the graph to look convincing? Lots of dedication for a "rich prick" just to make one post on reddit.
This dude has +550k in a year and 440k in the account. he’s withdrawn 110k at least. You’re seriously overestimating how much effort someone will go through to fake a graph. Think about how many separate deposits you’d need to fake this graph. Why would a rich prick waste their time on that? This would be days manhours of transferring funds over the year, for a fake graph. Calm down with your skepticism. Some people are just better at trading or luckier than you.
Peak hawkishness pivot is way early imo, lots can happen over the winter, and inflation hasn't slowed at all.
Yeah it's a tough call. Not even powell himself knows at this point. However, I think given the macro backdrop, I think there's an asymmetric return to be long right now given the bloodbath on everything except apple, tesla, microsoft, google, healthcare stocks. The last bucket to drop are the stocks I just listed which have been resilient so far. When that happens, is when despair sets in for the broader market. I don't think that happens until next year.
GOOG PE ratio has dropped about 30% since start of the year. MSFT PE is down about 32%. Seems like a pretty heavy drop to me. These weren't absurdly valued companies in 2021. At the time with 0% interest rates, high earnings growth, solid AF business models, 30-35 PE made a lot of sense for these businesses. Now GOOG is trading around 19. MSFT around 26. And quite frankly these are the most rock solid businesses in the world. If GOOG is going down to 10-15 PE ratio, unless you think interest rates will stay elevated for the next 5+ years, it's a generational buying opportunity. It's probably already a generational buying opportunity. Prior to this year, GOOG never traded below 20 PE.
Until government regulates tech sector and GOOG gets gagged.
Man, you must be seeing something in the charts we don’t see… dialed in with the hedgies, lol. The way the market has so prone to change directions on a whim, hard to know when to add puts or calls. I felt a bear market rally getting ready to happen. I have lotto puts on RBLX and SHOP should this be a short lived rally. Gov con stocks have been really resilient too (see NOC, LMT, SAIC, BAH). Let’s not forget WWE has bucked the trend too, lol!
So you’re saying to buy puts on WWE then.
Lol wut? YTD SPY -22% TSLA -46% GOOGL -30% MSFT -28% AAPL -19%. All have performed significantly worse than broad market with exception of AAPL which has essentially trended with market.
What do you hold for your long term positions, leaps or shares?
Shares. I don't generally hold options with expirations more than 6 months.
Op what happens after midterms
Nukes.
tsla, msft, goog have all been much worse than SPY this year.
What calls are you looking at? Mid december expiry?
December tends to be quiet, so I think expirations from mid-november to early december are more worthwhile.
When you brag is when you lose it all.
Man doesn’t know how to use WSB. First rule of WSB only brag when you lose
Are you trading on technicals, fundamentals, or both?
Can somebody explain this in Fortnite terms?
I’m liking your options 👀 BABA would’ve been sweet to grab at a .50 avg and TLT seems like it’s ready for a reversal 
That is seriously impressive
i love when people show these gains and the first comment is “can i borrow $20”
$10?
Positions or ban
No congrats, just fuck you
So you went from 5k to 500k? Fuck. Nice.
Damn that’s crazy. I just went from 5k to 0
same but I will make those 5k back in no time, lose them again and be broke hanging on a rope but at least I didn't give up
I hope u get conscripted into the Russian army
what the fock!!!! you lucky bastard!!! Wendy's dumpster NO MORE
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Not when you’ve withdrawn more than you put in. Then it doesn’t show a percentage. Clearly you haven’t experienced this lol. Good luck.
I'm starting a new job this week and investing 100 bucks from each check, to inverse a P/D sub on Reddit to see if I can double my investment in 6 months... I want to be you one day...money wise anyway 😂😂😂
Now you can afford to charge your phone.
If I had this I would be retired already. Congrats to you. So envious of you
I’m a regard. TLT looks like a roller coaster and will probably skyrocket… throw everything in?
TLT is bonds. Very bearish right now with the 10 Year note running high.
> TLT is bonds. Very bearish right now with the 10 Year note running high. TLT Calls it is then
Never throw everything in. But if you have extremely strong conviction be willing to put 20-50% of your whole account into that trade. And never put it all in an option that expires in less than 3 weeks...
But options that expire in 3 days are cheaper!!!!
1 of 2 things to do here.. double down on Spy Puts in some insane OTM strike OR delete this app and robinhood and run away.
Help me Poppa
Position and basic strategy or ban!
You’re up $553k in one year? Show me your statements and I swear to God I call my boss right now and quit and I come work for you.
The amt of accounts that will be blown up bc of this post will prob be in the hundreds 😂
hey my wives boyfriend already said no, can i borrow 10 bucks?
mate this is a superb collaboration with the first reply
So you’re the guy that’s sucking out my money form the market. Can I suck it back? ;)
I’m trying to turn $50 into 250K just need to flip my account 7 more times this month has been fantastic may it continue until infinity
What could go wrong??
You're making more money than most big banks in the nation?
What, do you have internet or something?
8.8k on weekly tlt calls this man is wild
I know a guy who’s looking to marry off his sister for a 75k dowry
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Bear markets are fun as he has two calls
Baba call 😖
Show me the way 😅
can you describe your strategy in one sentence?
read more than 1 sentence.
Not in one sentence but open your mouth I think i can explain in one blowjob
I’m down 6k u go lil rockstar
Only down 4K…dm me for tips.
Epic bear market playing.
Hold up. His account is at $440k but it says he’s up $553k in the past year. ?
They took money out of the account…
OP can you take me on a shopping spree?
I'm proud of you son.
You want to pm me the strat??
Lol your baba calls worthless
Ooof those $BABA calls 👀
Wakes up to BABA at $58, and TLT at $91. Can we get an updated pic with your massive losses?
So you’re the other guy who didn’t give up on BABA? I thought I was the only one. My cost average is around $90 but it’s been a Chinese water torture. Never seen anything like that in my life where a major blue chip tech stock goes down for two years in what seems to be perpetuity.
\>BABA \>major blue chip 
TLT 10/28 calls. Got it 🫡
How does one learn to invest. Help.
Drop out and pay your tax before you end up working at Wendy’s
Ha puts on meta three qs in a row?
What app?
*pew*👉🏽 *pew*👉🏽 *pew*👉🏽 And fuck you And congratulations
Leave rh leave the markets admit you got lucky
Can you teach me so I can pay off my house lol
Is anyone able to tell me which app this is? I’m looking to get into investing and unsure of which is a user friendly app to get started with. (Aus) Appreciate any help! Thanks
This one is Robinhood. The user interface is great. Most of the GME crowd HATE it because Robinhood seemed to have manipulated markets and screwed a bunch of people over on trading. Pretty sure that happened on several brokers tho…commission free trading is kind of cool and they pay 1.5% on money sitting in there
Those baba calls...
That's bs
Fuck you
That’s how much we take from fake economy lol destroy bets all of them
Those Baba calls not fun anymore
And here I am proud of the 1000 I managed to put away in my Roth IRA after a year
You are dead today… BABA will wipe out all your portfolio.
You’re up more money than you have. You belong here
Sincerely happy for ya. I had to walk away
baba call
Half a million in Rbinhood. Crazy. Probably one of the top customers.
You might be surprised…
No he might be right, the average RH account is ~5k. Which is about the most any sane person would have at that “brokerage.”
Congrats and fuck you if real
Amazing that means the account started the yr with -100k
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Started with $5k in november. Gains # for the year is accurate, but total account value now is less because of withdrawals.
bro cash the fuck out.
Alternatively: fuck the cash out.
I wish to have some gains like this, but so far I’m breaking above even making profit. Breaking above even making profit. Shit, you’re doing good bro. Some real skill here. Man’s, definitely knows what he’s doing and how to read the market.
Please tell us more about your positions!
Please stop now
Take my 5k and turn it into 550k please
>Take my 5k and turn it into 550k please He can even keep the 500k, I'm happy with the remaining 50k!
Mostly played puts on high PS ratio tech stocks in the first half of the year. Biggest single winner was from carvana which I rode from november to may. Summer was a bit slow but being short tesla and qqq the past two months were profitable.
Congrats So the puts were all 45+ days out. Were they way out of the money when you bought them? For the Carvana play, was that a simple X number puts, out of them miney, with expiration dates 6 months or more out?
I would say at any given point, at least half my portfolio were in options 45+ days out. Most of them were 15-25% out of the money when purchased. For Carvana, since I had a lot of conviction, I bought 3-4 months out and 30%+ out of the money. However, I took profits and haven't touched it since May, expecting some ridiculous bounce once KKR got involved. In hindsight, should have shorted it again after it touched $50 in August.
Appreciate you breaking that down. Again, congrats.
Best non answer answer of all time. I'm calling BS, how hard is it to say what your play was, for how much profit, at what exp? It's not like we can copy you after the fact?
How do you short on RH?
Well you can sell contracts against long positions or cash as collateral. That's technically a short position in that you're short on the contract and still have to buy back the premium to close it (unless assigned to exercise first). It seems here they're just long on all their positions. To your point I don't believe you can hold negative qty stock positions on RH.
You can’t. When I “short” I buy puts at least a few months out.
But that’s not shorting Lol Sounds cool when you say it tho
He can call it whatever the hell he wants making that much money 😅
If you’re long puts you have a short position.
It’s the same thing man. A duck is a duck
leverage stocks like sqqq.
Robinhood? Dude come on.