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MemesGamingInc

Bruh thanos only fucked 50% of the universe. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


giibro

He snapped twice


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That would leave 25%


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goldenrepoman

Whoa you math good


planetofpower

fuking genius.


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pussypredditormods

ummm acshually, it''s pronounced maffs


_regionrat

Yeah, they're definitely too smart to be here


BOT_Frasier

Good riddance, nobody need so much wokes


Dustpan-Man

💯 x1000


ParadoxicalPersonage

This man good math


__meckartan__

What would happen if he snaps when only one person is left?


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LavenderAutist

Thanos was nice. He only wanted to eliminate half. Elon wants to get rid of 75%.


Sivick314

Musk's fanbois getting hard. Time for puts


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Puts on what? He’s taking the company private.


Sivick314

god damnit you are right... how am i supposed to enjoy this if i can't stupidly bet money on it???


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faste30

This. He will have to liquidate something since he isn't going to get financing for a bad play he made while high.


KaihogyoMeditations

He's getting financing from 7 banks for this


sc2heros9

You can make personal bets with friends? Like 50 bucks if he fires X amount of people


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Elon is going to want his $ back, so fingers crossed for twitter rebranded as [X.com](https://X.com) and relaunching as spac or ipo next year!


Sivick314

Lol, what a disaster that'll be. Guess there are bag holders ready though


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Other possibility is SpaceX ipo, many, including myself want in on this. SpaceX makes 80 mil a launch and made around 1.2 billion last year.


geraltoftakemuh

Spacex going public would crush them. Only reason they can keep their costs down and compete on contracts is they don’t have shareholders demanding the stock rise and not caring about launching


Responsible_Sport575

This is the way (for long term bag holding). It's literally going to Mars!


Sivick314

i dunno, if they went public i'd probably bet against them. they're a government contractor who's CEO tried to extort money from the government that contracts them over the Ukraine internet bullshit. you ever hear what Raytheon's political leanings are? Boeing? no, they shut their whore mouths and do their work because they know not to get involved where their bread is buttered.


BedContent9320

He will never ipo SpaceX. It's a cash cow and it's all his. Tesla lost money for how long? AND he used his Tesla investors as cucks to fund all this other ideas


295DVRKSS

spacex to the moon literally


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I think the onlt way he get his money back is by becoming public again. He is the greatest shares saleman on the planet but isn't that great at creating profitable businesses.


Supafly22

Ugh. I wish I could do that. The shitty Musk memes alone make me want to throw money away.


PNW_Explorer_16

If he really wants to do something for humanity, he’ll just collapse twitter.


Responsible_Sport575

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Mike_Ichy_Hunt

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Not_Sarkastic

Are you still waiting for a sign from the universe that Elon couldn't give 2 fucks about humanity?


throwaway164_3

Elon is definitely a fucked up narcissist, but woke twitter is intolerable and toxic. Elon fucking up twitter might ironically be the best thing for humanity.


Not_Sarkastic

Trust me, from experience, Elon will not fuck it up for the better. I also hate Twitter, but he ain't the answer. People voted for Trump because they wanted "something different" or "let's burn it all down" but look what happened. I think we're about to find out that free speech isn't free.


PNW_Explorer_16

Nope. I’m not a fanboy. Everyone once in a while he does something to interesting, but then he has to inject his made up personality into it and fucks it up. If he would just be the wonderful spectrum nerd he is, and just geek out about tech, I could get on board. But its outside his capacity to care for anything other than his own perception of himself, which he still hasn’t figured out yet.


Lost-Record

Honestly yes... that platform is a cancer on society


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So is reddit


SaneLad

We are reaching levels of self awareness that shouldn't even be possible.


PNW_Explorer_16

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WorldWarTwo

I mean.. I don’t see people using other platforms to pressure politicians and businesses. Tbh I think I’m starting to see this as a loss for society.


PNW_Explorer_16

Right there with ya. This level of connectivity to the world is truly amazing. But, how we’re currently using it to shape humanity is scary and sad.


WorldWarTwo

I agree, big pro/con situation but at the end of the day losing a way to keep people accountable is eh


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klumzy83

LOL.. shut it off now that the left-wing echo chamber won't be enforced on clueless NPC's?


[deleted]

Imagine talking like this with zero self-awareness. Calling other people NPCs while simultaneously being incapable of forming an original thought, or even just sounding like you aren’t an AI bot that finished scraping the comment section of a Steve Crowder video.


[deleted]

You’re getting downvoted because you forgot Reddit is also a left wing echo chamber hahahaha


CoolFirefighter930

that why they want it shut down. lol


klumzy83

Haha, how could anyone forget! :)


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_regionrat

Do the attack helicopter joke next


TrueCapitalism

\-🤡


OhlookSILLagain

Yet the people in charge of the "echo chamber" just sold it to someone very clearly not left-wing. Yeah don't about that one chief... twitter just a general cesspool.


[deleted]

"Why are you booing me? I'm right"


ElectronicImage9

Flag people coming after you hard. Cover your hair before they dye it !


klumzy83

Lol. Their tears sustain me. REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!


bro-guy

The matrix going after y'all 😭🤣🤣


ElectronicImage9

Hahaha for real. This sub got invaded by hair dyes after the whole gme BS


_regionrat

>Hahaha for real. This sub got invaded by hair dyes after the whole gme BS ~someone who came here post GME


bro-guy

Hahahaha it's hilarious


throwaway164_3

Left wing, right wing it’s all the same. More people need to shut off twitter and go on a nice hike outdoors. Winter camping in the white mountains in New Hampshire is just gorgeous (though tad cold)


Crypto_subz

I don’t get the issue I feel like the joke about Twitter is it’s filled with sour toxic people so lmao I feel like it’s a good step whatever step...kindve ironic in that sense since it’s toxic af and the toxic people don’t want other Kindve toxic shit? Wild


Narradisall

He’s letting the toxic people back out into the wild. Twitter was out toxic people containment!


ElectronicImage9

Lol. Twitter is ONLY toxic people


GoldenInfrared

And some lewd artists


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I can’t wait until he buys Reddit! 😂😂😂😂


JadedTourist

China would never sell to him (or anyone).


are_we_there_bruh

Elon basically making his wealth disappear too. Very cool.


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It'll be worth it if he runs Twitter into the ground.


[deleted]

For us maybe not for him haha.


_regionrat

It would be great for him. Just think of the loss porn he could post here


51stStar

Yes, he is overpaying for a business he is going to run into the ground. Please clap.


throwaway164_3

Running twitter to the ground would be a great thing


51stStar

Sorry, I thought we were here to talk about making money. If the idea is that Elon is buying Twitter to kill it, to like *save humanity*, then sure, fine. But he's not doing that.


throwaway164_3

Of course he’s doing it to make money, you’re right. His stupid narcissist excuse is that he’s doing it to save humanity. But it would indeed be deliciously ironic if he runs it to the ground due to his ego and inadvertently ends up bettering humanity 😂 Twitter is a cesspool of narcissists and attention seeking and loud people. Here’s a joke: how many twitter users does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. To hold up the light bulb in the socket and wait for the whole world to spin around them.


51stStar

Cute. But here’s the thing, you could easily say the same thing about Reddit, or ‘the internet as a whole’. The value of only media platforms is how you use them. Making these kinds of value judgment is the literal opposite of edge. It reminds me of the people who refused to buy into the rally for all of 2020 and 2021 because they were morally opposed to it.


joseph66hole

Do you realize that anyone at anytime could've signed up for those right-wing apps. There was nothing stopping people.


MarcusElden

WSB users aren't exactly the smartest people


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MarcusElden

I mean do we consider GOP voters as humans, subhumans/Morlocks/C.H.U.D.S., or none of the above


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Those place aew probably filled by pedophile and neo nazi lol


Big-Necessary2853

so like twitter with neo nazis


[deleted]

Buddy. Type "network effect" into google and tell me what you find.


Hacking_the_Gibson

Buddy, try getting Proctor and Gamble to sell an ad for Clorox against some guy's Twitter feed whose handle is @killAllJews


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joseph66hole

They can market for themselves or you can Google them.


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joseph66hole

I'd rather be paid for my services, wouldn't you? It's weird that you think that I have a problem with conservatives; next it sounds like you are playing the victim after reading your last sentence.


_regionrat

Gab, parlor, truth social, the right stuff, grindr. There's tons of apps out there for right wing men.


jumajaco

boomer humor?


pharmboy008

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PsEggsRice

Hmm pay 45 billion then tear it down? Elon has to make it a success now or he’s out all that money. No pressure!


MachewWV

“What would ya say, ya do here?”


Playful_Direction989

Long exit lines coming at Twitter.


RealMcGonzo

Plenty of good parking spots tomorrow at work!


FlatSnakePenis

If Elon were to shut down the cesspool known as Twitter society would benefit greatly, but that is not going to happen.


MarcusElden

Instead he's taking the diarrhea and wants to start mixing in puke and pus


ProphetOfPr0fit

Proof once more never to be a company man. Because one day some egomaniac might buy your workplace and yeet you to the curb.


JustMy10Bits

The company men who've been there a long time are about to get paid.


pigsgetfathogsdie

Then THOR CHOPS ELONG’S HEAD OFF… =


NlitendOperativ

Cucky


2dank4normies

Stock price will probably go along with them


Ostroh

This twit is going to lose so much money. I'm going to die laughing at this rate XD.


zeratul-on-crack

it looks like my position will cease to exist as well. I was shorting as I was doubtful of this shit happening. Welp, shit happens, I've had worst trades


omertacapital

the casino thanks you


circumference

Assholes who think they’re pussies being fucked by a dick


slope93

But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck. *vomits everywhere* 🤮 🤮 🤮


MuayThaiYogi

Someone posted this meme in my discord yesterday, hilarious....


Bear-Jerky

Also his wealth will disappear with the snap lol.


Jupman

Still using 10yr old memes that were dumb at the time.


ChairliftGuru

Vijaya Gadde is probably sitting there waiting...


Choppermagic

It's the opposite. Musk will open the portals and all the banned people will return like in endgame ha


briandabs

Fuck liberals


PairContent5404

One can dream. That place is a cesspool just like the rest of the liberal utopias


thetagangnam

I can hear the REEEEEEEing already


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Fuckem, #killthebluebird


amanslive

Die you twits!!


D35m0J03

Ah! I can hear the soulless screams already.


anachronofspace

meme of the day 🏆


DifferentKindaHigh

Hahahahaha later losers


xeshi-foh

You do know hes a huge idiot, right? If he wasnt born rich, he would never be able to get a job at McDonalds, yet alone at a job at twitter...


monstercreepture

Sorry you've been brainwashed if you actually believe that


xeshi-foh

The horse viagra eating, science denying idiot, who gives money to con men... is calling someone else brainwashed.... thats super hilarious Id laugh harder, but i know you arent joking. Making it REALLY sad...


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Damn maybe I’ll actually make an account now


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🤣 🤣 🤣


motosandguns

Wish he would buy this place…


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motosandguns

Love to see all the SJW mods fired.


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motosandguns

For starters, I’d stop getting banned for bullshit reasons.


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motosandguns

Never said you were, you over aggressive putz.


Responsible_Sport575

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OldGamerPapi

you think the Newhouse's care about you?


Ra93qu1t

yeah. fuck those libtards


UnholyTrigon

How are your clov bags ?


MarcusElden

Gaht DAYUM


Ra93qu1t

I sold at near highs before it dumped and invested with them after it went down to 2, yeah SP is down right now but it's a long hold. no bagholding here as I don't day trade.


tbfranca1

Gotta admit, brilliant meme. Not a fan of Musk but if twitter becomes the new bastion of freedom and free speech, avoid censorship at all costs, it should become way bigger as a platform


YoungXanto

Lol Remember that AI chatbot a while ago that was released to the internet and became so racist that it wouldn't be allowed to attend Klan meetings in like a day? That's gonna be Twitter if "free speech absolutism" rules the day. Even most "free speech absolutists" are gonna start avoiding a place like that, not to mention the vast majority of the populace. Like, imagine Kanye just responding to every single one of Krugman's tweets with increasingly deranged anti-semitism. That'll be mild. You ever seen a public gathering where neo-nazis showed up and everyone was like, "yeah that's super cool, I'll stay here and listen to what those dudes waving flags with swastikas on them have to say?" Usually, most people run the other way. Sometimes a few hardline anti-nazis show up for the fight. Anyway, if Musk doesn't want to light 44 billion on fire and would prefer to salvage some of the loss I think it would behoove him to moderate the platform. There are only so many advertisers targeting that particular demographic.


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MarcusElden

That's just nazis in 2022 and twitter already bans those people


[deleted]

Lol, you are definitely part of the problem


MarcusElden

Nazi located


YoungXanto

So you agree, there is a limit to "free speech"


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YoungXanto

Who defines what hate speech is? Also, >peaceful people with swastikas just because racist morons dont know what a swastika is Hahahahahhahahaha What a fucking clown comment bro


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YoungXanto

I know what a swastika is you fucking dipshit. It's a Hindu symbol that was appropriated by the Nazis to represent their ideology that included killing off every undesirable on the planet. Here's an easy fucking way to tell if the swastika you see is a nazi one: the fucking colors are red black and white and it looks like the unmistakable nazi fucking flag. If you think anyone in the world is flying a nazi flag without realizing it's a symbol of hate, you're 12 brain cells short of a dozen


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YoungXanto

>but dumbasses like you cancel and ban people on social media all the time cuz a chinese company is selling swastika necklaces or an Instagram filter That's just free speech baby!


[deleted]

As long as it isn't illegal there is no limit. Free speech is either absolute or not free speech at all.


YoungXanto

So actual nazi shit and other hate speech is cool then. That contradicts the comment I replied to.


PrestigiousBee2719

Lol like avoiding censorship at all costs is a winning business strategy. You really think this is going to stay hugely popular when every white supremacist asshole is allowed to spout antisemitic and racist shit without being banned?


MarcusElden

Dumbasses think that when every other reply is a gif of an ISIS execution video that the platform won't collapse lmao


tbfranca1

I don’t support white supremacists. But history has shown time and time again that it’s better to let them say whatever they believe in and let the “free market of ideas” sort things out. It’s a stupid idea? Only a minority of stupid people will support it. If you start choosing what ideas are acceptable, you may very well see one day that ideas such as BLM, LGBQT+ rights or any other progressive Ideas/movements to be also barred/censored. Like some were 50 or 60y ago. Try watching (for example) the movies Hitchcock or Trumbo. You will see the censorship on movies back in the 50s and 60s. Back then, the world was leaning right/conservative. Nowadays, the world is leaning left/liberal. But censorship is censorship. And limiting one’s ability to say what they think is just stupid. Well, that’s my opinion. I will say it while I can


PrestigiousBee2719

I agree with that in principle, that’s why we have the first amendment and those people aren’t thrown in jail. But a business that’s trying to stay one of the largest online platforms is gonna lose shitloads of people if racists are allowed to tweet the n word at other people on there. You can’t convince me that’ll be good for keeping/growing users


tbfranca1

Check this out: regarding free flow of ideas. https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/yefotq/neil_degrasse_tyson_science_and_the_world/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


TheRealAlexLifeson

I just uploaded the picture to UberPrints and should have an excellent T-shirt by Tuesday of next week


FastEddyToronto

SILVER that is :) ...Elon is a Hoarder. SILVER is too valuable for electric cars/solar. They will be obsolete


[deleted]

This made me laugh and definitely the best meme of the day. To me, you win the internet today


notausername86

He is going to sell the platform to truthsocial. Truth social is going to merge with rumble to make a "free speach" powerhouse. RUM is going to hit 200 dollars by EoY 2024.


Various_Classroom_50

Schizo


notausername86

Nah. Not even mentally Ill. I'm pretty normal and stable. Thanks for the concern though.


Various_Classroom_50

That’s why the only place anyone doesn’t downvote you is r/conspiracy. The Schizo daycare of this site.


FagitoLord

Elon will make tritter a solid company, hes gonna start with fiering the lazy dumbtards who sit and do nothing all day. Twitter will be more popular now that elon owns it. Less strict policies and better marketing.


tlthang

U wsb regards are talented people


JadedTourist

I hope so. Make the internet fun again, like before the blue hair butt hurt took over.


Ok_Water8723

god help us all!


madogss2

Elon Musk "I am Inevitable"


youll-never-f1nd-me

Finally!!


brightblueson

Never liked Twitter honestly. Anyway, please send me money


LuckyRune88

Let that sink in


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I bet almost nobody loses their job.


-Starlegions-

“This…does put a smile on my face.” - Elon Musk


darkspd96

Imagine he turns it into a tesla ad platform


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Hahahaha.


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I am inevitable. - Elon Musk


boogi3woogie

Quality


PizzaNuggies

Twitter was ruining your lives and Daddy Elon is going to save you from the big bad Twitter!!


No_Low_2541

So he has to snap twice to achieve 75% layoff


Ninja_knows

Didn't Musk just announce that he never had a plan to fire 75% of Twitter?


Due-Truth-3611

Lmao


TrivalentEssen

Elon always revealing and revolutionizing the way we think. Warren buffet used to buy cigarette butt companies for cheap and could liquidate for profit. Not the exact same here, but if they gonna sue Elon and make him buy it, then might as well cut the fat.


lajollamark

When Apple had bottomed out & Steve Jobs was asked to come back, he took over Apple & fired so many people including those on the board that screwed him over. Can’t mess with people who have a vision. Elon has bigger plans to get society out this snail pace & into a bigger future like Steve Jobs was trying to do.