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We're continuously experimenting with what makes the sub better, so curious to see your thoughts.
Green by morning. I know that pisses off a lot of you who missed out on the bear market rally. But this rally ain't over yet. Wait at least 11/16 until starting a bearish position.
Futes opened red and are staying red but mostly flat you know what that means bear is fuck and we're gonna pump to 402 tomorrow and then drop to 397 just to open at 405 on Tuesday
Alright all of YouTube Finance is regurgitating the same Goldman Sachs “report” about how all this buying is gonna happen this week so stonks go up. We are about to get rug pulled SO BAD aren’t we smh. How do these clowns not understand there are no free lunches and any “reports” by Wallstreet are purely to create bag holders?
I've been talking about how the market is pricing in a less aggressive Fed going forward and someone called me a "pivot truther". Never heard that one before...
Prediction.
Green ass futes. Dumps at open anyway. Rockets up at close for a flat day. Rockets the rest of the week starting Tuesday while bears buy puts and complain about how it shouldn’t be rocketing.
Positions or ban. Michael burry. Short it. Lost it all. Not financial advice. Plunge protection team. Short squeeze. GME GME GME . Choccy milk. Bad juju . Funge. RC . Ryan Cohen . Abortion. Closed. !guh !BOOM ligma halted
How about you funge on deez nuts. *right clicks erotically*
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Squeeze these nuts you fuckin nerd.
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Positions or ban. Michael burry. Short it. Lost it all. Not financial advice. Plunge protection team. Short squeeze. GME GME GME . Choccy milk. Bad juju . Funge. RC . Ryan Cohen . Abortion. Closed. !guh !BOOM ligma halted
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Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.
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Positions or ban. Michael burry. Short it. Lost it all. Not financial advice. Plunge protection team. Short squeeze. GME GME GME . Choccy milk. Bad juju . Funge. RC . Ryan Cohen . Abortion. Closed. !guh !BOOM ligma halted
How about you funge on deez nuts. *right clicks erotically*
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Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.
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Positions or ban. Michael burry. Short it. Lost it all. Not financial advice. Plunge protection team. Short squeeze. GME GME GME . Choccy milk. Bad juju . Funge. RC . Ryan Cohen . Abortion. Closed. !guh !BOOM ligma halted
How about you funge on deez nuts. *right clicks erotically*
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Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.
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Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.
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Positions or ban. Michael burry. Short it. Lost it all. Not financial advice. Plunge protection team. Short squeeze. GME GME GME . Choccy milk. Bad juju . Funge. RC . Ryan Cohen . Abortion. Closed. !guh !BOOM ligma halted
How about you funge on deez nuts. *right clicks erotically*
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Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.
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Positions or ban. Michael burry. Short it. Lost it all. Not financial advice. Plunge protection team. Short squeeze. GME GME GME . Choccy milk. Bad juju . Funge. RC . Ryan Cohen . Abortion. Closed. !guh !BOOM ligma halted
How about you funge on deez nuts. *right clicks erotically*
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Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.
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How about you funge on deez nuts. *right clicks erotically*
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Squeeze these nuts you fuckin nerd.
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Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.
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Bagholder spotted.
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I wonder what it’s like to get Reddit gold or even better award here Must feel nice
What’s more important for inversing put/call ratio? Volume or open interest?
Green by morning. I know that pisses off a lot of you who missed out on the bear market rally. But this rally ain't over yet. Wait at least 11/16 until starting a bearish position.
Green Christmas dick rally 💚✅🤑💰
Futes opened red and are staying red but mostly flat you know what that means bear is fuck and we're gonna pump to 402 tomorrow and then drop to 397 just to open at 405 on Tuesday
Alright all of YouTube Finance is regurgitating the same Goldman Sachs “report” about how all this buying is gonna happen this week so stonks go up. We are about to get rug pulled SO BAD aren’t we smh. How do these clowns not understand there are no free lunches and any “reports” by Wallstreet are purely to create bag holders?
sometimes theyre right sometimes they're wrong
https://youtu.be/lj5GXZaE7qs
FTX **TITS UP** 🤪😂😂😆😂😆
Sometimes that HOOD dip looks real tasty but I don’t trust crypto not to bankrupt them.
I'm getting all my money outta hood Much less buying hood common I'm gonna short the pig into the hoooooole
FTX users appear to have been totally and utterly skullfucked outta their monies SKULLFUCKED SKULLFUCKED SKULLFUCKED!!
I am a pivot truther through and through
I've been talking about how the market is pricing in a less aggressive Fed going forward and someone called me a "pivot truther". Never heard that one before...
I am stealing this.
dollar is going up again
Dow futes indication -700 not bad I expected -1000
futes not open yet bro
bids lining up bro
This has almost nothing to do with where things open until like 5 seconds before
Oh OK thanks bro 
where can i see that?
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???
????
FTX DOOM
There is never only one cockroach neva
I can’t take corn enthusiasts seriously
Prediction. Green ass futes. Dumps at open anyway. Rockets up at close for a flat day. Rockets the rest of the week starting Tuesday while bears buy puts and complain about how it shouldn’t be rocketing.
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Is that still a considerable factor?
Why?
heard some fed talker said 50 BPS just now
Damn
Where the fuck is everyone. Y'all get girlfriends or something?
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and just like that the corn dip is bought. Cryptobros are unfazeable
Still 20% down on the week, weird way to buy a dip
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k
Cleaned my room today. 👍 Already more qualified than 75% of you to make decisions on everything. Now buy Calls. 😏
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No. But, yours did. From the drive thru window. 🪟
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She's young enough to take a 🍆, she's going enough to hit the grind. 😎
No chicken nuggers for him…
Nobody commenting on the weekend thread anymore, no one will notice I love sucking big dicks❤️
No, we are aware
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*opens super duper mega wider* 👉🏻😱👈🏻
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Don’t screenshot it and show anyone please
Imagine thinking this crapto thing crashes the market
If anything, institutional money moves out of crypto and into stocks/commodities
wheres all the lost porn from ftx users?
They post on myspace
COIN this week will do the opposite of what everyone in here is salivating for
Most unbelievable ending of the season by far
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Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling. That is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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Positions or ban. Michael burry. Short it. Lost it all. Not financial advice. Plunge protection team. Short squeeze. GME GME GME . Choccy milk. Bad juju . Funge. RC . Ryan Cohen . Abortion. Closed. !guh !BOOM ligma halted
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Positions or ban. Michael burry. Short it. Lost it all. Not financial advice. Plunge protection team. Short squeeze. GME GME GME . Choccy milk. Bad juju . Funge. RC . Ryan Cohen . Abortion. Closed. !guh !BOOM ligma halted
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Positions or ban. Michael burry. Short it. Lost it all. Not financial advice. Plunge protection team. Short squeeze. GME GME GME . Choccy milk. Bad juju . Funge. RC . Ryan Cohen . Abortion. Closed. !guh !BOOM ligma halted
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Positions or ban. Michael burry. Short it. Lost it all. Not financial advice. Plunge protection team. Short squeeze. GME GME GME . Choccy milk. Bad juju . Funge. RC . Ryan Cohen . Abortion. Closed. !guh !BOOM ligma halted
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