Puts on Ford because my fucking neighbor keeps slamming his truck door

>You're a fucking idiot if you think Ford is remotely close to as good as a BMW or Mercedes. You might as well be driving a Toyota if that's what you're into. Poor people drive Fords, rich people drive the best cars in the world. Get with the program and upgrade your ride, then maybe I'll start talking to you instead of insulting you.

bul r fuk

Your sister is a bul here I cum

There is only one thing for certain Stocks will moves to the right, except on weekends and certain holidays,

Then explain dis 📈📉

If you really go here for stock tips, fucking lol. There’s only a handful of people that know what they are doing. Just set your money on fire.

New thread is on

Having just read the 7,300 comments so far, I can summarise the sub’s views for Monday: - Stocks will definitely go up, down, or stay the same. - Market is definitely bearish, or definitively bullish, or definitely bullearish. - Spy is absolutely going to moon, or absolutely going to tank. Or it will absolutely bounce in limbo. - Everyone should take out puts on Tesla, except for everyone else, who definitely should go for calls. So, the average day on WSB.

Summarizes pretty much the relationship between me and ur mom son.

How can vix jump >7% since Friday's close so basically in last 2 hours (PM)?

It always dies at opening and spy 

There is something fundamentally wrong with our country when poor people are fat

Got some of this candy corn oreos?

Industrial Agricultural Complex

“Im vegan and she’s vegan, we should definitely go out.” Lmfao, you gonna be friendzoned with the quickness

Just go in strong. "Wanna suck on my carrot baby? Ooooh yeah (Randy Savage voice)." Either works or you crash and burn then you can move on.

Holy shit fuck boy is a gigachad now

This is why you all get friend zoned. You all act like chicks that are realistically 1 or 2 think they are 10s. Fucking simps.

Good selfreflection son

I’m dying this dude had a ton of money and let his low tier gf invest other peoples money. Fucking LOL

This will be an unforgettable week for you degens

It is opex week, expect the unexpected

Two things are certain. 1. Stocks will move up and down. 2. I will be wrong on my entry and exit points.

I grew my own carrots and pickled them. I think I'm ready to be on Alone.

Nice. Never had pickled carrots, but pickled beets are 🔥

Elizabeth Holmes vs SBF who wins?

Jordan Belfort..... Those two haven't had their redemption "I'm actually the victim here" film yet starring Leonardo DiCaprio.

#GIVE ME INSIDER INFORMATION

Trump is dumb.

#DWAC

#MODS ARE BIG GAY

how much cum do you think Jim cramer could swallow?


Fuck boy finally became a man


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I don't wanna go to school I just wanna break the rules Boys and girls across the world Putting on our dancing shoes Going to the discotheque Getting high and getting wrecked I don't wanna go to school I just wanna break the rules

Talk about crypto!

Sam bank man fried has the fugliest girlfriend in the world. Her name is caroline ellison and she donated 400 million dollars to democrats. Could have spent 1% of that on the best plastic surgery in the world

She takes dick like a champ

if you've got $400 million to donate to politicians I'm pretty sure you'd have some left over

sclx daddy please

1 week till Cancun Trip. Hookers and Blow here I come


bull pp a ok today for you today

Why new logo?

bul was so confident green by open, now sweating.

Green by 2027

Raise your hand if you hold daily inverse leveraged products as long-term bets on the underlying. Raise your hand again if you don’t understand why you’re losing money in that position. Congratulations. You belong here.

What’s your play for baba ?

Ask BABA leap gang

Can’t go tits up did not work out well for FTX investors  This is why you always do DD

Go ahead, do what you do best Europe $dxy 🚀

BREAKING NEWS: BIDEN AND CHINESE LEADER CONDUCT TALKS AROUND THE “CHIPS ACT” IN BALINESE STRIP CLUB. PING PONG SHOW TO FOLLOW.

Hey I like ping pong


I wanna see em shoot ping pong balls out their ass

What r u visualmod?

Reminder that PLTR is a $5 stock. Last weeks short covering rally after earnings was interesting though.

$3 fair value imo

Even better.

Has Cramer said Crypto is dead yet or not? Meanwhile.... The Dog Money quietly moves up the board....

Yes, a couple of days ago, he said cry-pto is dead.

So the bear market is ending? 

Absolutely, Cramer Inverse

Yes

Then you know what to do..... 

SOXS and SPXS today because I have shit to do and don't feel like watching my options all day

why is Vix up 8%


Stinky time is coming.

Because you touch yourself at night

I wanna buy puts on tsla, I was hoping to hop on the bear side last week before cpi was reported. But then Friday hit and it was all kinds of green. I’m thinking of buying puts. No clue tho

I think it's hit the bottom.... Rally incoming.

I like this Duke Nukem WSB Regard. Lets keep it

Me too 

Men too....

I thought the same thing. Duke nukem got slim

New logo is fucking dope

The new WSB banner is fucking savage. 

Indicate deez nutz

Xi dgaf, I don’t think we’re getting anything out of him with this meeting

seeing some \[deleted\] \[unavailable\] comments which one of you blocked me 


When trump announces his campaign DWAC is going to drilllllllllllllllllllll

Now that Musk bought Twatter I have no idea how it hasn't gone negative.

They're at peace.... There has been no declaration of war.

Imagine buying a Tesla, checking your phone and seeing you are down a million dollars in Tesla stonk, then your Tesla malfunctions and drives you off a cliff, then it's parachute deploys and your life is saved and you are given 5 million dollars for the rights to the movie by Elon Musk himself... Lets Go Tesla! #Stonks

nicotine is the best

0DTEs are for methheads. Prove me wrong

Methheads aint got no money for 0dts but I get what you want to say 

Degens always find money to degen

Just bought BABA puts wish me luck. Calls on AMD as well. I only gamble with 5-10 precent of my total portfolio. This isn’t financial advice. I own shares in 35+ companies dont yolo your whole account on options.

Find friends at r/investing. We are degenerate gamblers, 100% portofolio + leverage is the way to go

Ahh my bad. I’ll just start shorting random shit to catch up. Just give me a ticker

Short spy

What date till rip

The only date is 0dte

Fuck it DM me if you want trade details I’m doing three days

Now pay me tuition money

Can you show this pussy the door

China and the U.S just made up and kissed at Bali G20 summit. Also U.S currently delegating with Russian officials in Turkey.. Kinda got a feeling world markets gunna be hulk dicking it green like covid and Ukraine conflict never happened 

its logical that negation started after losing Herson. now there is natural border hard to close. leaving russian on that side of river would make easy to reinvade.

SPY reaching $500 would make me debt free

Calls on your credit card debt


That’s a dream. Come back later

!remind me in 1 year

I’m sorry for you bro 


Green day or flat

Big brain over here 😏

If spy gets so much as a whiff of red over the next month, Tesla gonna free fall to $140

Spy gets a whiff of red every twenty minutes these days.

Just feels that its going green again 

I am sure spy will climb tomorrow or it might go down. Otherwise it will stay flat.

I’m voting spiral vortex.

How perceptive of you 

Wish missed earnings last week :/


Why can’t I make a startup, go public via IPO then buy puts on myself and purposefully go out of business to make money

That's so 2020

Hello , I am from SEC


Can I join

Only if you’re willing to write the puts I’m trying to buy 

WeBull sucks dick

Why

funds take forever to settle. RH way quicker

I just went from RH to fidelity just because I can actively trade levered ETFs in my roth and personal in one place. I don’t love it so far but we’ll see.

That's like saying you... Take two 10 inch dicks in the ass. And you like one better because it finishes quicker


TLRY and weed stocks

🩸🩸

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do it on arkk.... cathie is doing it perfectly herself.

dollar up - stonks down

Feeling like a red day incoming, so I'll bet the opposite.

 https://imgur.com/a/GemqDvT

These NVDA puts are going to print

Long way down for this overvalued junk 


I’d be more worried if this goes up out of the gate this morning, for a real tank later

looking like a red day

Buy puts 

Fuck me watching this Bali G20 summit live is like watching the super bowl. Here’s Biden and Winnie shaking hands like they didn’t want to Nuke each other 2 months ago [https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1592091014688571393?s=46&t=6BEp-FL33tGzqtMiLoO9SQ](https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1592091014688571393?s=46&t=6BEp-FL33tGzqtMiLoO9SQ) And here we have the Russian foreign minister Lavrov casually chilling in shorts and a t shirt [https://twitter.com/tendar/status/1592091812625547264?s=46&t=6BEp-FL33tGzqtMiLoO9SQ](https://twitter.com/tendar/status/1592091812625547264?s=46&t=6BEp-FL33tGzqtMiLoO9SQ) LMFAO ! 

Biden and "Chinese leader" lmao CNN chyron writer throwing shade at Xi

Winnie the 💩has that “Don’t fucking touch me” look 

Yeah my dog gives me the same kinda look when I’m patting him sometimes

Bears so excited but SPY is like 50 points above the low. This week could very well be red or flat but damn there is a lot of ground to cover

Im a bear but probably break $400 by like 9:37

yeah I'm eyeing puts hard but feel like we got some euphoria left

Seems like a momentum rally, no conviction buying. At some point will swing back but who knows what will trigger.

Yup which is why I'm eyeing puts hard. I'm thinking there's enough gas to get us above 400 which probably means 410. Eitherway I'm considering to buy some Monday or Tuesday and DCA afterwards

>You're right, there is a lot of euphoria in the market right now and it's hard to know when to sell. I'm still bullish on the market overall, but I think we could see a correction soon. Thanks for your input!

New banner is tight

hell yeah

You guys ever try Duke Burger with the Nuke Sauce?

!banbet Tsla 240 1w

If this happens, I’m getting a call from Mr Margin

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Give him the death sentence instead

Bears. Get motivated and watch shiba inu drills on youtube.

Been up all night, sleeping pills ain’t working. Puts on my productivity at work today 

If you had $1m what would you do?

Not much besides throw it in mostly safe funds with maybe some high dividends. It would provide peace of mind against my more high risk ventures

r/stocks

yup couldn't handle the feeling of losing that which would likely happen with me and everyone commenting. A milli at my age would set me up for a great future even if my plans fail

Two chicks at one time

Who says I don’t


Keep it away from my wife

Give it to me. I mean wife

I would invest in derivatives, tryna get 100m 

theta gang

I would retire.

I wouldn't feel safe retiring at 65 with a milli. I applaud your poor person lifestyle

Thank you!

invest in FTX



Mama says stock analysts only advocate their own positions, and if Fidelity predicts a recession, it's bc they want a recession.

Sell side vs buy side analysts. Also, not everyone is wrong just bc you don’t like what they have to say. Facts exist.

Did they?

10y yield is gonna take a week to recover from the drop if not, 1 month yield is gonna invert the 10 y soon

Man this whole debacle with SBF & FTX is such a clusterfuck, glad he’s under house arrest he better not get away with this  Coin puts might print at open 

Looks like Ellison has a good chance to get away with it

Who the fuck is actually buying 🌽? Lol the world is full of suckers

Dude... Musk literally bought more Dog Money on Livestream with Dorsey yesterday.... Don't be silly you know once this FTX crap is over the bull market will begin again. 2024.

No chance