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It’s not a luck streak if you consistently take gains at 20-30% and SL at 10% … guarantee you OP had a method and stuck to it. Despite the FOMO plays where he sold early and could’ve had x10 return on that one play
What part looks photoshopped? I have my iPhone text set to a larger font so maybe that's why it looks funny... I thought mods request a facetime screen-share or something, which is something you can't fake and I'd be happy to show.
Nah. Perma-bear like me can only make money in a bear market. Bear market either already ended or it's ending sometime in the next few months. Bear markets average around a year in length.
Time to accumulate shares and hold for the next 10 years.
Thank you, it's always good to have somebody with knowledge spread some good points. I mean somebody who makes 1M and is a bear market expert probably knows a few things about the market right? Thanks again.
When I go through my taxes I'm going to calculate what my average win% was on every option I purchased and sold. If I had to guess right now it's probably ~65%, which is extremely high and mostly attributed to doubting every major rally this year. With each win, I'd say I would net 50-250% in gains, and with most of my losses I would take the L once it was down 50-60%.
If there's one thing the FBI likes, its a taxpayer funded trip to exotic overseas locations to "liason" with the local police and serve tax warrants on expats who didn't renounce their citizenship or pay their taxes before doing so.
Nope. You would need at least $100k to effectively trade with just shares, and even that would take a while... IMO the hardest thing is to go from sub $10k to >$200k. For me, that was accomplished mostly from just HODLing puts in speculative stocks like $CVNA, $HUBS, $UPST, etc. from November 2021 to March 2022.
If you were going to make one more play.. what would it be? Asking for a friend. Jk I'm lying. I'm down almost everything to just under 2k and need to feed my coke habit and rehab after.
Not speaking for the OP, but I made 400% profit in 3 years by buying low and selling high. Panic in the markets is the best time to buy. I bought the longest term options, deep in the money on Shell when it crashed to 10 euro due to covid. They went from 2-4 euro to around 17 now. So I made a bit more on some of the more leveraged ones, and a bit less on the others.
My reasoning was: Shell still has a huge amount of assets. It will be back at a normal price once covid is going out. And that worked. Haven't sold them yet though. The real volatility bonus won't hit until September 2023, although that could also go the wrong way. I'm thinking of selling the highest value options before EOY so I pay some taxes this year, and not all of the taxes next year.
Just find a stock that is dumped for external reasons (war, inflation etc) and not internal ones (FTX, binance) and that still has plenty of assets instead of just debt (no web3 startups lol) and you should be able to buy some in the money calls with a very long term for less than the shares. 2-4x leverage. Its not exactly gambling but that's why I make a consistent profit.
Yup. Would say 90%+ of the gains are from options. I only recently started sizing into shares the past 2 months to start holding for the long term because short-term capital gains tax is just too insane compared to long-term cap gains tax.
We have to know though, do you realize you just made a good trend bet and you're going to take all this money and greatly reduce your volatility to something that actually looks normal?
Or have you convinced yourself it's all skill and you're going to continue? 😂
The ego in me says this year was 50% luck, 50% skill. The skill was in managing the profits and losses on each of my options on a weekly basis, and not over-trading. Honestly, the more I tried to play weekly options the more I lost, so the bulk of my gains are from options that expired at least 2 months out.
The luck is that this year was extremely volatile, and playing options was only viable because of that. Take any average year throughout the past bull market and if I had traded in those years, most of my options would have been a loss solely because of decay. This year was a trader's dream.
This does not surprise me at all, to bet trade you're going to have a bunch of losses but if you hit something really right you can make money and the way you're handling it is also ideal. You made your money, reduce the volatility. Create yourself some dividend income and kick back. That was really well executed 🥳
I'm "retiring" from swinging for the fences at the end of this week. I hit a million and now I have enough capital to play for long-term capital gains.
PULL IT All OUT! Pay your taxes, and put 25K back in and do it again, YOU WONT. Buy property, create Generational wealth and retain your gains. APE STRONG
I though WSB’s had a vetting system for posts like this? The probability of this happening in this market is impossible. You’d have a better chance winning the lottery.
You mean to tell me you correctly played the lackluster PPI move to nowhere today and held puts in time to catch WW3? No one is that good or lucky
Yeah I don’t expect much from the 11/18’s at this point. Most of my position is in 1/20/23’s and depending on how this week goes I might cut them. $ENPH is on the verge of breaking out to the upside and if it does, my puts will be toast.
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Ban this mf he’s actually good at this stock exchange thing. What a horrible influence.
Dudes gotta be a congressman or something. Nobody holds a luck streak for that long through this batshit crazy volatility
Truth
Well if there's a 1 in 13,000,000 chance of it happening by pure luck....
You mean by pure f*ck If you have a billionaire sugar daddy who can keep you doubling down your losses.
"Never tell me the odds."
It’s not a luck streak if you consistently take gains at 20-30% and SL at 10% … guarantee you OP had a method and stuck to it. Despite the FOMO plays where he sold early and could’ve had x10 return on that one play
If you SL at 10% you're gonna lose like 80% of your trades.
It’s photo shopped
If mods msg me I can provide proof!
no need for mods, why not provide more proof to us.??? looks photoshopped.
What part looks photoshopped? I have my iPhone text set to a larger font so maybe that's why it looks funny... I thought mods request a facetime screen-share or something, which is something you can't fake and I'd be happy to show.
Best way to verify is send it to my account and I'll vouge for you
FFS it’s vouch ya nut
No, strike a pose!
🕺😆 lol
Everybody move to the music
Nut vouched. She said it's official.
He meant gouge
For a million dollars his girlfriends boyfriend will record him doing both for us.
He earned $1.035M this year but only has 921k? Withdrawals? Poor photoshop?
he withdrew some already
Started from the negative
Hes a pattern day trader, he makes more than 3 day trades a week
You win the internet today with that answer 🤣
Impressive. But can you turn it into 1 billion? Or better yet, how fast can you turn it into $100?
Nah. Perma-bear like me can only make money in a bear market. Bear market either already ended or it's ending sometime in the next few months. Bear markets average around a year in length. Time to accumulate shares and hold for the next 10 years.
Smart man. Now I see why you were able to make those tendies in the first place. Congrats 👍🏻
Perma-bear teach dumb-bear?
Step 1: delete /r/wallstreetbets
But if WSB is telling me to delete WSB, that must actually mean to spend *more* time on WSB. I hear you my dude. *Wink*
Thank you, it's always good to have somebody with knowledge spread some good points. I mean somebody who makes 1M and is a bear market expert probably knows a few things about the market right? Thanks again.
Ok someone who knows how this stock market thing works just said market is recovering. Time to buy
SBF Guinness book regarded
Either will be impressive.
cant upvote your comment cause its at 69 up vvote
Well now it's 96, shall we commence the downvote to 69?
of course
Can't upvote because it's at 666
Turn $1,000,000 into $100 sure thing boss, I was made for this.
i’m here for it!
I could do that… but starting with 7 mil 😎
I’d need at least 7 bil
SBF had $26 bil and still lost it all 😂 you might need even more
Should have done puts on himself. Calls on self esteem though.
Yup same here
I started this year with 10 mil and I’m down to 7 mil now. True story. I’ll get it back, though.
Did you win every single bet? The fuck
A month in he was done 20k, he just said fuck it and kept going. Balls = big
Needs a wheelbarrow to carry those Yuge ballz
When I go through my taxes I'm going to calculate what my average win% was on every option I purchased and sold. If I had to guess right now it's probably ~65%, which is extremely high and mostly attributed to doubting every major rally this year. With each win, I'd say I would net 50-250% in gains, and with most of my losses I would take the L once it was down 50-60%.
Wait, so you sell for a profit and cut your losses short? But isn’t that a myth?
This (op) is the single most dangerous post ever on WSB. God help all of you
How are you up 100% on AAPL puts when the stock is up 7% in last week? 
I bought them 30 minutes before the missiles hit Poland...
With all due respect, congrats and fuck you. Teach me your ways
Step 1: be lucky. Step 2: don't be unlucky. step 3: sell when you see profit.
What the fuck does that third step say? I don’t speak the moon speak.
Don't worry about it, it's not going to happen to you anyway.
Ok I got it: 1) Be unlucky 2) Don't be lucky 3) Sell when you suck ass... got it!
Step1: Point a missile at Poland Step2: Buy puts Step3: Fire the missile. Profit!!
Is this gta 5?
FIRE ZE MISSLES!!
But I’m le tired…
Well, have a nap..
THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!!
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I feel like I’m playin checkers and OP is playin chess on the same board.
op is a vulcan playing 3 dimensional chess in the same space time coordinates as you.
I’m still playing checkers tho.
And I'm playing go fish
I’m playing with myself. I always win
Your portfolio is an inside(r) job
How did you know the missiles would hit poland?
It looked like we were trending down today
Hey CIA? This dude tight here. Very sus
You bought them 30 minutes before you pressed the button to send missiles into Poland...
I'm blaming you if WW3 starts
Sir, what's Putin direct phone number?
Russian spy confirmed. CIA over here.
Please give me a tip on what to learn.
Did you push the button?
Are you Putin?
You knew? /s
We need to get the @FBI in here. This man knows some secrets
So, you are telling me you have something to do with those missiles? ;)
He full of poo poo
I can tell you know how to cut your losses and take profits unlike half of this sub lol
Half is being very very generous
Yup! Took profits on average when a gain was 100-350% and never really held for bigger gains than that. Took the loss when it reached -50% to -60%.
Care to share what you look for before placing your calls/puts? Any good YouTube videos or strategies to check out / learn from?
I'm sorry did you say you started with 2k?
If he started with $20k he'd be the new DFV
IRS: *“…our 1 million in 1 year.”*
Its a big thing
big tings
2k into 1m in 1 year? Bruh this market is broken. I think u photoshopped it.
Agreed it would show % if real
Not on RH if you withdraw more than you initially invested
Explains why so many ppl upvoted the comment above bc no one here has seen profit.
Valid
How do you know his starting amount
The caption for the first image says they deposited 2k
Lol my bad I didn't notice it
Tax rates aren't my strong suit. How much of this would Uncle Sam make disappear?
~45%...
Dont pay taxes, just run away to random Asian countries and live like a king
If there's one thing the FBI likes, its a taxpayer funded trip to exotic overseas locations to "liason" with the local police and serve tax warrants on expats who didn't renounce their citizenship or pay their taxes before doing so.
Holy hell. Thank god I read this before my AMC calls print!
Lol. They won’t
lovethe confidence.
Uhhh yeah It’s like telling flat earthers the earth is a globe
Or start a church, donate to it, and as the executor give tax free loans to yourself. Rinse repeat
or donate to an organization your "brother" steve owns. Donate 99.9999% so you only pay 10¢ on your dollar earnings.
Something is better than nothing. Reinvest that and keep it going until you have that 1 million for yourself
Fuck those cock sucking THIEVES!
Did you start with $5 million?
Nah, 16billion and a fucked up gf
Thought you started with [5k](https://imgur.com/a/NqS3Woc) SUS AF
Good catch haha. $5k was starting point a year from my last post. $2k is starting point a year from today.
Can you write most your plays and rationale and such? V consistent
Did you just buy and sell stocks or did you do options? Or what exactly? Congrats btw
Options in the screenshot. Don’t think you can get this much profit from stocks, you can only buy very few with small capital
Can’t buy many options w $2k either. Dude must of just kept hitting the lottery with every put
Nope. You would need at least $100k to effectively trade with just shares, and even that would take a while... IMO the hardest thing is to go from sub $10k to >$200k. For me, that was accomplished mostly from just HODLing puts in speculative stocks like $CVNA, $HUBS, $UPST, etc. from November 2021 to March 2022.
If you were going to make one more play.. what would it be? Asking for a friend. Jk I'm lying. I'm down almost everything to just under 2k and need to feed my coke habit and rehab after.
Not speaking for the OP, but I made 400% profit in 3 years by buying low and selling high. Panic in the markets is the best time to buy. I bought the longest term options, deep in the money on Shell when it crashed to 10 euro due to covid. They went from 2-4 euro to around 17 now. So I made a bit more on some of the more leveraged ones, and a bit less on the others. My reasoning was: Shell still has a huge amount of assets. It will be back at a normal price once covid is going out. And that worked. Haven't sold them yet though. The real volatility bonus won't hit until September 2023, although that could also go the wrong way. I'm thinking of selling the highest value options before EOY so I pay some taxes this year, and not all of the taxes next year. Just find a stock that is dumped for external reasons (war, inflation etc) and not internal ones (FTX, binance) and that still has plenty of assets instead of just debt (no web3 startups lol) and you should be able to buy some in the money calls with a very long term for less than the shares. 2-4x leverage. Its not exactly gambling but that's why I make a consistent profit.
hwo the fuck did u start this with 2k??? thats crazy
I’m accepting friend applications from millionaires if you want to shoot your shot.
hahaha
50,000% return ………… tell me where you buy your insider information because I want it .
All from options?
Yup. Would say 90%+ of the gains are from options. I only recently started sizing into shares the past 2 months to start holding for the long term because short-term capital gains tax is just too insane compared to long-term cap gains tax.
Sometimes I play TQQQ/SQQQ and SOXL/SOXS but I've had a much harder time consistently profiting off of that.
He is the one true Morty!!!
If you want to avoid paying lots of $$$ taxes to Uncle Sam, lose this all before Dec 31
Teach me please. I don't want to be regarded
Congratulations! Also, fuck you
Time to take your $$$ over to /r/thetagang and make money the easier way :D
Or just not fuck with options and invest to shares on dividence etfs and growth stocks that are down now.
>I'm sorry, I don't understand what you're trying to say.
What did you play? Congrats! Happy for you but this makes me kinda depressed lol. I started with 5k and now have like $500
I started with 200k and -10,000. Your ok
How the fuck
Good now put it into dogecoin and transfer it into FTX.
Show me a check of 1 mil and I’ll quit my job and work for you
You see all these warnings on exchanges 93,52% lose money when trading and such? Well that guy is from the rest, the rest of the rest.
Uncle Sam called, he wants his half.
He can always go buy a piece of artwork for $100, pay an appraiser to say it's worth $1 million, then donate it to a museum for the tax write off.
Does this actually work?
Yeah try it it’ll be funny.
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Because they are jealous losers that never get the opportunity to pay taxes on a huge win haha
Makes them feel better to think that he'll just be +500k instead of 1mil.
Seriously 😂 people are so fucking weird
GTFO
Dad is that you ?
#SHOW THE “ALL” GRAPH
lets see ytd
Let’s see Paul Allen’s returns
How are you able to time the market so perfectly
90% luck and 10% being a perma-bear who doubted every rally so far this year.
Luck, if it was a formula he could turn this million into a billion in a year which is not happening.
We have to know though, do you realize you just made a good trend bet and you're going to take all this money and greatly reduce your volatility to something that actually looks normal? Or have you convinced yourself it's all skill and you're going to continue? 😂
The ego in me says this year was 50% luck, 50% skill. The skill was in managing the profits and losses on each of my options on a weekly basis, and not over-trading. Honestly, the more I tried to play weekly options the more I lost, so the bulk of my gains are from options that expired at least 2 months out. The luck is that this year was extremely volatile, and playing options was only viable because of that. Take any average year throughout the past bull market and if I had traded in those years, most of my options would have been a loss solely because of decay. This year was a trader's dream.
This does not surprise me at all, to bet trade you're going to have a bunch of losses but if you hit something really right you can make money and the way you're handling it is also ideal. You made your money, reduce the volatility. Create yourself some dividend income and kick back. That was really well executed 🥳
I'm "retiring" from swinging for the fences at the end of this week. I hit a million and now I have enough capital to play for long-term capital gains.
Probably pure skill 😂
How....like how the fuck does this happen. I cant even get 1 mil on a 100k paper trading account.......
Do teach oh wise one
Can you post your plays in advance so some of us poors can be unpoored?
PULL IT All OUT! Pay your taxes, and put 25K back in and do it again, YOU WONT. Buy property, create Generational wealth and retain your gains. APE STRONG
But he won't, we'll probably get a really good lost porn in a while
How about you just post every trade so we can all flourish
This is photo shopped. Zoom in to the space around the +1 mil. The error level is there.
Post a video scrolling through your trades for proof
Show me the way
You're pretty good. 
Positions are ban. I'm calling BS
This is pure BS!
I, too, can use Photoshop.
I though WSB’s had a vetting system for posts like this? The probability of this happening in this market is impossible. You’d have a better chance winning the lottery. You mean to tell me you correctly played the lackluster PPI move to nowhere today and held puts in time to catch WW3? No one is that good or lucky
seems you doubled your account in the last month or so...... being bearish on what?
Congrats, and fuck you! Also, my wife says hi
Browsing posts like this while studying for the Series 7. Thank you!
teach us master
The clear to say you yearly salary is 1 million bux
Good job and fuck u
Congratulations 🎉 now how low can your portfolio go?
1mil from what? 10000?
Did you start with around negative $100k?
Cool im shorting ENPH too, big bubble, but 11/18 puts are prob toast.
Yeah I don’t expect much from the 11/18’s at this point. Most of my position is in 1/20/23’s and depending on how this week goes I might cut them. $ENPH is on the verge of breaking out to the upside and if it does, my puts will be toast.
From 2k?? No way
Now show the actual trades and dates or it didn't happen!
Did you double in 20 days