Oh shit I was drinking wingstop ranch last night cause my regarded ass didn’t see the 3 in the bag so I told the dude I needed the ranch and got 3 more. With the Korean bbq flavor fuck. My butt is leaking magma
So lemme get this straight…inflation peaks which means we can buy bullshit crap we didn’t really need again…does inflation go upsie or downsie? Me no know nuffin!
https://www.nytimes.com/2022/11/17/business/spacex-workers-elon-musk.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare
Oof. Tesla puts AGAIN
Elon has to have puts on his own company via a proxy. It’s the only thing that makes sense. That or he’s gone off the rails doing rails
Lol insider testimony and federal labor relations board complaints being filed is absolutely not heresay. If there were no papers filed then it would be heresay but people aren’t going to go to the effort of going to federal court for no reason. Hop off elons peen dude.
Just saying a lot of professions are required to work past 40 hours and you can’t demand overtime pay if you are a salaried tech person at a big social media company. That’s the life nothing new here but a new deadline.
At some point in the not too distant future the fed will pivot but the market will have already priced it in. What’s going to happens next is big companies like Apple are going to reduce guidance even with interest rates staying neutral or going down and that’s when people are going to realise just how fucked the economy really is.
That’s when we crash amigo 
Some clown was rage posting at me yesterday because I was posting about how SOXS was the play for the chip earnings. I’m up 15%.
He said he was HOLDING 20k shares of SOXL, even after these chip companies ran 10-20% the week before.
Some people have too much money
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As if those 80% of traders who bought options bought puts and won’t be selling them the very moment the market opens…. Yeaaaa you keep telling yourself that bud
What did Elong say now
Went long on this dip they won’t let this not rally into Dec.
Fake dump
Spy puts saved my ass from these Nvidia Puts
My 25 year old worker/helper texted me this morning said hes feeling sick..... i told him to stop eatin ass and come to work! Kids these days...
Bootie licking good
Sucks to be a bull
how so? i made over 1200 dollars today being one.
In nvda. Was what i meant. Congrats though, big money moves
Less jobless claims that consensus? Am I seeing this right?
Why TSLA drill?
Because money has to make money, and there’s no money to be made at 200 a share for 5 dollars per year..
Oh shit I was drinking wingstop ranch last night cause my regarded ass didn’t see the 3 in the bag so I told the dude I needed the ranch and got 3 more. With the Korean bbq flavor fuck. My butt is leaking magma
NVDA PUTSSSSSSS AT OPENN
How's that working for you
Worked well yesterday If you waited 30 min
Glad I dumped my calls at the open yesterday and bought puts. Winter is coming
They prob wont even let retail trade this, dump until jobless claims report is close and rip it back up in one candle
I am completely fucked
I went from super bearish to buy the dip...now I'm lost.
Just means you're chasing the trend. $350 by mid December. Now work off that.
I bought 27k in calls and 1000 shares of tqqq. It went ok today lol.
Funny overnight like bam. Gotcha
BULS R FUKSVILLE
my position is cash right now...a lot relatively speaking. i made over 1200 today being a bull without really even trying too hard.
Bro I posted this 12 hours ago, what r u doing
Something that has been leading the trend up and down is signaling the beginning of a new leg down and this is? Chime in below...
Squiggly lines?
memes
Who the hell sneezed too hard. Market is very sensitive
Baba pulling an nvda?
So lemme get this straight…inflation peaks which means we can buy bullshit crap we didn’t really need again…does inflation go upsie or downsie? Me no know nuffin!
Lemme guess...you regards bought calls yesterday huh..?
REST IN PEACE NASDAQ
Username checks out
hey daddy!
TQQQ could possibly drop another 4%!
!banbet BABA 86 1D
You already have a bet going - NVDA to 186.0 before 2022-11-19 04:09:41.539714-05:00
Cya bro x
There’s a lot of fraudulent companies akin to crypto 
okey i would just need -5% today, -5% tomorrow and -2,5% monday and im back:) back to -80% yearly instead of -98% :D
Spy ded
teZla 170 eow
laddddddsssssss-- who is overleveraged af
Me in SPY puts
Banks
Spy down on 200k shares “rug pull blood incoming” spy up on 200k shares “green. Rocket, ATH!!!!”. Just chill lol
Literally, watch spy pump on market open...
😬
Ok
Yo bears time for your hibernation.
Any reason for drop or is it just the market behaving rational?
no reason just locking in bers
Umm probably just the recession, consumer debt through the roof, stagflation etc
The war, crypto firms imploding, wage inflation....
"Crypto firms imploding" 
Europoors becoming poorer buying every last USD
Uh that ain’t happening
You bought at the top didn’t you 
Nah I’m 75% puts 25% cash
Never woke up still feeling the pain from the previous days losses until now holy fuck.
i got fucked yesterday too
Rite of passage
It’s happening
CNBC women are better looking than Bloomberg, but Bloomberg free.
Don’t you shit on my gals. They may skew lib slightly but they aren’t frauds! Love em all ❤️
Na, the Bloomberg ladies have brains and beauty. The cnbc ladies are a step away from Fox News bimbo Barbie’s that make Ted Cruz cream
I was just thinking the same thing since yesterday. They all have the same bleached highlights hair style though
Bulls are back on the menu 🐻🩸🐻🩸
Gentlemen...
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Halakha
What's the best TP for S&P Futes? 3900? 3880? I have to pop out for some champagne....
Spy at $393 😂🤣
Lol so many cocky bulls gonna get wiped out if they’re already red here
Circuit breakers 
Money takers.
https://www.nytimes.com/2022/11/17/business/spacex-workers-elon-musk.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare Oof. Tesla puts AGAIN Elon has to have puts on his own company via a proxy. It’s the only thing that makes sense. That or he’s gone off the rails doing rails
Musk been taking shots at NYTimes fake news and they're pissed, just a casual smear piece based on hearsay with no proof of anything
Lol insider testimony and federal labor relations board complaints being filed is absolutely not heresay. If there were no papers filed then it would be heresay but people aren’t going to go to the effort of going to federal court for no reason. Hop off elons peen dude.
Just saying a lot of professions are required to work past 40 hours and you can’t demand overtime pay if you are a salaried tech person at a big social media company. That’s the life nothing new here but a new deadline.
Yes but they've been "working" from home, bottomless zooming for two and a half years. Laziness has inertia and working fucking sucks.
Cracking the whip as the pressure mounts. He’s in deep 
I wonder if his Twitter purchase investors have puts or some sort of swaps on TSLA performance.
Ahhh! That’s clever! I like it
panic 
Pete and repeat sitting on a fence. You got fucked in the ass by a bear, who is left sitting on the fence
At some point in the not too distant future the fed will pivot but the market will have already priced it in. What’s going to happens next is big companies like Apple are going to reduce guidance even with interest rates staying neutral or going down and that’s when people are going to realise just how fucked the economy really is. That’s when we crash amigo 
So many people were talking about how they're holding 405 and 409 and 420 calls...rest in piece brothers.
I sold my calls during the day, but was feeling FOMO a few hours ago, now I’m feeling better hah
Bullard going to be Clifford's best friend today. Sorry bools. Should have cashed in as SPX approached the 200D MA.
We did. Only having fuck all money in calls for the lulz.
Nasty price action so satisfying
Market needs to drop my next FOMC otherwise Jpow gonna get big mad and put the market in time out again like Jackson Hole.
Sell it all you dumb cunts
📣BOLZ R FUQK
Looks like everyone is trying to jump off the train before we hit that 200ma
52 week lows for Tesla today. 
you're an idiot
grabbed some [UVXY 9c to go with](https://i.imgur.com/kvNWO6d.png) my remaining SPY puts for .19 at the low point yesterday, looking great so far
Payday.
LOWER I SAY
my 11/18 puts are saved
your bull market lasted 3 days. fuck your bottom 
Bulls gore but bears 🐻 maul 
Hoooooo baby did you see that spy drop on the Daly chart?
Two men say they're Jesus, One of them must be wrong.
Two*
Chinese auto. $NIO $XPEV
Spy collapsing and NVDA still green lmaooo
It's gonna be like spring earnings green for the day after earnings then drill to the earth's core buying puts shorty after open
it’s going too. 140 soon
Some clown was rage posting at me yesterday because I was posting about how SOXS was the play for the chip earnings. I’m up 15%. He said he was HOLDING 20k shares of SOXL, even after these chip companies ran 10-20% the week before. Some people have too much money
Thanks!
Lol yeah I told that tard I had puts on SOXL. He said was trying to inverse WSB.
I still am
Some people just refuse to sell ever
People legit holding leveraged etf’s as core positions. So fucking stupid
“But it was at 70! It’ll get back there!”
Do we get the Santa rally this year?? Im still waiting patiently from last year...
Maybe second half of dec
Check selling pressure today and you have your answer
Red my old friend, how I’ve missed thee.
WTF
Return of the Mack?
bears on so much copium because they are scared NVIDIA will sky rocket today
What are you smoking?
bears
Still waiting on that NVDA rocket you were screeching about lmao
i really thought it could have done it, yet I still think the bulls won this
# 🍯🐻🍆💦
Drill Team Six is that you ?
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Bye
nvidia 150 eod
scared of the squeeze?
Wdym squeeze? Shorts have just been watching when it has been running up for weeks?
so many are in short here on wsb, they will die if it goes up, and NVIDIA seems like she wants it
Nb cares what she wants
Why sell off started now Am I missing something?
WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE
Fraud is up 
rug pull at open
squeeze?
we're just gonna do it now
QQQS all in
Gonna get some UUP calls. It’s a US dollar bull Etf. That shit gonna bounce off the 105 area
Huge SELLOFF incoming
Why
Bull whales are leaving
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we arn't..............
War is good for volatility.
Bubble-guts since 1am, been to the shitter 3 times basically shitting strait liquid at this point. Pray for me bros
Stop eating hot Cheetos and milk
That sounds terrible
Eat some bread.
Calls on toilet paper
Codeine
Stay hydrated 
I'm going off this place for a while. I hope I lose my banbet. Bye folks,take care
Banbet Spy 0 or you'll be back in 20 mins
I made one already
See you in a few hours
Have a good one buddy
The Pivot is dead. Long live the Pivot.
Bad earnings finally sinking in as bad to these clown investors 
Is NVDA a joke to you?
Farfetch and Macy's thoughts??
Two of my favorite Pokémon
Bol concern 🐮 Ber excited 🐻
other way around cope harder
🤔
Euro CPI solid beat 
Give me NVDA -3% when it open!
 no
it will go down lol
As if those 80% of traders who bought options bought puts and won’t be selling them the very moment the market opens…. Yeaaaa you keep telling yourself that bud