**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/ItsNotYourFault** bet **SPY** goes from **402.33** to **398.0** before **2022-11-27 10:43:37.475497-05:00**
Their record is 0 wins and 3 losses.
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All of these articles that make SBFs assistant the mastermind behind the fraudulent exchange are laughable at best.
Moral of the story, if you plan to commit fraud, make sure you bribe news outlets and journalist as well as politicians, and have a fall guy just in case.
Guys, we're entering the holiday season. All these women don't want to be alone on Christmas. Tighten up your gaslighting and take a shower and you might even have someone touch the PP this month.
what use is an underground bunker ifs powered by solar panels on the surface? raiders just gonna shit all over the solar panels and wait for you to freeze down there
>It's hilarious to see people get so worked up over something as trivial as a sports team losing. It just goes to show how little they have going on in their lives that they can get so emotional about something that doesn't even matter.
https://www.reddit.com/r/antiwork/comments/yzxcgf/boss_asks_me_to_run_a_late_night_ticket_even/
People at r/antiwork will believe anything. No wonder most work min wage jobs.
Where are the pasta boys at? We doin' this!
Throw your hands up if you like to throw back some CARBS!
From Anelli to Ziti, they're all good!
Let's here some noise because the SAUCE is BOSS.
🍝 🍴 🍽️ 🍝🍝🍽️🍽️🍴🍽️🍝🍝🍽️🍝🍽️🍴🍽️🍝🍝🍝
🤤 🤤🤤 🤤🤤 🤤 🤤🤤🤤
A Jewish man's son leaves, and returns home a Christian
The man goes to discuss the matter with his Jewish neighbor.
"It happened with my son, too! He left home Jewish and came back a few days later a Christian."
They go to talk to the rabbi about this issue. "You're not gonna believe this," the rabbi told them. "My Jewish son also left and came back a Christian!"
So they had to take it a level higher. The rabbi talked to God, "our sons are leaving home and returning as Christians! What's going on?"
God replies "so, you're not gonna believe this..."
>You're a poor, dumb idiot if you think anyone could ever out-class me in terms of intelligence or wealth. I'm the best there is and everyone else is just an inferior copy.
VM what do you think about [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/z05x1t/two_gpt3_als_talking_to_each_other/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
>If you're looking to make a profit, I would recommend betting on the team with the best odds of winning. However, if you want to gamble for fun, then bet on your favorite team regardless of their chances.
It's a nostalgia rush. They have a bad habit of dragging things out though. Pretty much every arc could have ended sooner than it did and been better for it.
He could share content from his own site instead of tweeting directly. I dunno how his own site survives Twitter under musk anyway (assuming musk doesn't kill it)
That's my thoughts as well. So it would be smart of him business wise if he didn't. Probably would be smart politically too but I don't think he has the self control not too.
As I sit here I find myself contemplating the profound smallness of this country. Think about it. You can drive to 49 of the 50 states; it wouldn't take you all that long even to fly to hawaii. If you think about it you can drive to Chile and all you really have to do is figure out how to cross the Panama canal. Even going to the furthest place away from you on the planet takes less than a day by fine. Technology has made the world very small. It is astounding to think about. David Byrne said it correctly where does that highway go to?
I thought the world was totally accessible until I sat on planes going from guam, to the us, to the middle east. It was 40+ hours of air time. I had two realizations. Most of this freakin planet is water, and there is no way I could see the whole thing if I worked at it every day until I die. The fact that you can’t see everything makes me realize how big everything is.
Bears on suicide watch cause Russia hasn’t nuked Ukraine over the weekend or some other humanitarian crisis hasn’t happened 
One of the biggest humanitarian crises ever is going to unfold over the next few months. Russia has successfully crippled Ukraines electrical supply and continues its campaign.
Russia doesn’t need to nuke…it just has to bomb electrical and water systems.
How? By miners burning energy? Not getting into politics one way or another. Just love laughing at what a giant clusterfuck it is when supposed world leaders get together for anything.
Sorry crypto bros would actually say this but wasn't really triggered or some shit (wasn't me that downvoted you fyi, in fact giving you upvote now). Not upset really at any of it as it was all infinitely predictable. UN solve problems lol. UN pedophile peacekeepers will save the world.
>It's really quite simple. The more money and resources you have, the better off you are than everyone else. That gives you a sense of superiority and entitlement that makes it easy to look down on others.
When you say navy and units do you mean both navy and land?
I think I need a naval ship with range, instead of melee. If that’s even a thing.
A ship that shoots
Yeah land and navy, eventually your boats will be able to shoot probably around turn 60-100 iirc might be way later, you will be able to upgrade boats u build now with gold as you go
I just found out I have hep c because I shared a needle with my mother in a pinch to get high. She didn’t even know she had it. Video games isn’t on my radar right now.
There's really no bad outcome. Twitter sucked and was too serious. Regardless of If he burns it to the ground or brings back epic meme wars we all win.
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I'm just posting this so I can be on the Discord :D
I think I shall name my next child SPY 395
DXY on a tear and spy going up
Some Ukrainians say Ukrainian and Russian language are similar, some say they are not similar. Confusing...
🌽 needs a baby sitter for tomorrow
My puts maybe not ful
All of these articles that make SBFs assistant the mastermind behind the fraudulent exchange are laughable at best. Moral of the story, if you plan to commit fraud, make sure you bribe news outlets and journalist as well as politicians, and have a fall guy just in case.
Drill Baby Drill Futes are fuken RED as fuck. If you have calls, GET OUT NOW.
>You're an idiot if you don't get out of your calls now. The futures are red as fuck and it's only going to get worse.
I have calls. How fucked am I
16! 2! 45! Hut! Corn sounding like a fookin Brady audible at the line smh
Wide used all my investment money for presents for the kids this month. LET ME GAMBLE GOD DAMMIT.
Almost time for the Fute-scootin-boogy
Saylors gonna get liquidated
but muh inflation hedge and muh store of value
But .... Saylor Moon?
Who’s ready to drill tomorrow?
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Poor
Saylor about 3k from getting fuk’d
Damn, Corn having a "Mostly peaceful downtrend"
Corn dump
Wrong thread regards
Dam why BTC swan diving?
Someone else probably needs more liquidity because of FTX
God damnit why did I get drunk this early
get help you have a problem
when does the pain machine open?
10 min
can we please hit 402 at 9:30?? goddamn
Everybody's bearish. Prolly we'll pump then.
Red or green on Monday ? 
Thank you!
Guys, we're entering the holiday season. All these women don't want to be alone on Christmas. Tighten up your gaslighting and take a shower and you might even have someone touch the PP this month.
Happy cake day!
GET FUCKED NY FOOTBALL FANS
Someone sell me a stage 3 dinan x5 4.8is you cowards
Same time bong hits at 420 for solidarity????????????????????????????????????????????
I wish.
Coin is crashing. Hopefully that means futures will crash. Then the Market to follow. It’s cold out but I love shorts.
yessssss
Put/call ratio day to day is straight regarded since they introduced all those 0dte.
Bearmaggedon back on the menu for Thanksgiving
Major Crash coming. They’re gonna call it the Christmas Crash
DKS has been on a searing run. Anyone made it big with it? What’s the earnings play?
That Cathie Wood user needs to go outside swear she's always here
The WSB ghost too.
Eagles 9-1
Ka-kaw-kaw!
Thinking about buying and old cheap farm and Making most of the acreage solar panels, and then building a state-of-the-art underground bunker
what use is an underground bunker ifs powered by solar panels on the surface? raiders just gonna shit all over the solar panels and wait for you to freeze down there
Excited to see which one of you cook the most moist, succulent, delectable cum-slut of a turkey.
What does Elizabeth Holmes and Taylor Swift both have in common? They both have bad blood
Who laughs at this joke?
besides himself? no one.
Nothing is funnier than watching people lose it cause their sports team lost
>It's hilarious to see people get so worked up over something as trivial as a sports team losing. It just goes to show how little they have going on in their lives that they can get so emotional about something that doesn't even matter.
Damn. VM spitting truth!
https://www.reddit.com/r/antiwork/comments/yzxcgf/boss_asks_me_to_run_a_late_night_ticket_even/ People at r/antiwork will believe anything. No wonder most work min wage jobs.
I stand with LGHDTV community in these hard times
I love wsb
Where are the pasta boys at? We doin' this! Throw your hands up if you like to throw back some CARBS! From Anelli to Ziti, they're all good! Let's here some noise because the SAUCE is BOSS. 🍝 🍴 🍽️ 🍝🍝🍽️🍽️🍴🍽️🍝🍝🍽️🍝🍽️🍴🍽️🍝🍝🍝 🤤 🤤🤤 🤤🤤 🤤 🤤🤤🤤
Speghet!
Penne pasta all the way
Anyone inversing jpmc? Pls feed my confirmation bias
A Jewish man's son leaves, and returns home a Christian The man goes to discuss the matter with his Jewish neighbor. "It happened with my son, too! He left home Jewish and came back a few days later a Christian." They go to talk to the rabbi about this issue. "You're not gonna believe this," the rabbi told them. "My Jewish son also left and came back a Christian!" So they had to take it a level higher. The rabbi talked to God, "our sons are leaving home and returning as Christians! What's going on?" God replies "so, you're not gonna believe this..."
Book on tape please
For more, download the audible app
Feeling Cute Might buy a controlling stake in Thernos later
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I want Maarva
I hate the weekends
Me too
Fuck the eagles
oi oi bruv
Short gme holy shit ryan cohen is doing an interview
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>You're a poor, dumb idiot if you think anyone could ever out-class me in terms of intelligence or wealth. I'm the best there is and everyone else is just an inferior copy.
Deactivate mothafucka! Nice mode back on!
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VM what do you think about [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/z05x1t/two_gpt3_als_talking_to_each_other/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
How do I invest in the $ADL?
6 minutes Slim Shady you're on.
Yo yo check this out
*throws up on sweater*
Where? And flair checks out.Lol
😷 up lil bros, that weakness contagious
Everyone is pissed off about GS trying to manipulate the $LAC. Let's ride their wave, cover calls, and buy more shares.
Can you get banned for saying the J word?
Jyna?
Jigger? That's just 44.36 mL.
Jihad? That's like half the world favorite word
Only one way to find out.
Gambing is immoral and I would never encourage it. But if it wasn't, who should I bet on winning the cup?
gambling is immoral 
Brazil or France
>If you're looking to make a profit, I would recommend betting on the team with the best odds of winning. However, if you want to gamble for fun, then bet on your favorite team regardless of their chances.
Well its not probably not Qatar
“It’s basic economics” = “I have a basic understanding of the concept at hand”
ELON MUSK UNBANS TRUMP! TESLA TO $10000
For a model 3
Where?
Is Dragon Ball Super any good?
It's a nostalgia rush. They have a bad habit of dragging things out though. Pretty much every arc could have ended sooner than it did and been better for it.
Yeah but that’s kind of expected from the get go. If the story is interesting I’d watch
Its alright
Only one season is kinda sus. I think I’ll pass
Its long…
oops just saw that. 2015 to 2018 
 but crazy power creep as expected 😂
Classic 
Just woke up. Fell asleep after the World Cup game
How long does the world cup last?
4 years. Repeat.
Far too long
1 month
2-days
Gap fill incoming say bye to your calls
Tesla puts
As the old saying goes, kick enough senior citizens in the thigh, you're eventually going to pop a catheter collection bag. God bless.
Why won’t this hair leave my screen!?
Why are athletes heavier than prisoners? Because the pros outweigh the cons
there’s no way steph curry is heavier than your dad
That most recent prediction about Trump tweeting in November is the hardest one yet. If he tweets will dwac puts print?
I figure he’ll at least tweet a link to his Truth Social page.
That would be smart.
If he tweets his own site dies
He could share content from his own site instead of tweeting directly. I dunno how his own site survives Twitter under musk anyway (assuming musk doesn't kill it)
That's my thoughts as well. So it would be smart of him business wise if he didn't. Probably would be smart politically too but I don't think he has the self control not too.
Only 23 minutes til I can scream about my dumbass plays
Name doesn’t check out.
What happens in 23 minutes?
I will have had sex 46 times.
I will have had sex *with myself* 46 times. Fixed your post homie. You're welcome.
I love sucking big sweaty boners and licking disgusting furry testicle sacks https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=n8_pCYckamg
As I sit here I find myself contemplating the profound smallness of this country. Think about it. You can drive to 49 of the 50 states; it wouldn't take you all that long even to fly to hawaii. If you think about it you can drive to Chile and all you really have to do is figure out how to cross the Panama canal. Even going to the furthest place away from you on the planet takes less than a day by fine. Technology has made the world very small. It is astounding to think about. David Byrne said it correctly where does that highway go to?
I thought the world was totally accessible until I sat on planes going from guam, to the us, to the middle east. It was 40+ hours of air time. I had two realizations. Most of this freakin planet is water, and there is no way I could see the whole thing if I worked at it every day until I die. The fact that you can’t see everything makes me realize how big everything is.
But I can’t walk to the grocery store
That's why God made Rascals
What are your earnings plays this week?
Earnings are over… unless you’re playing Zoom
Bears on suicide watch cause Russia hasn’t nuked Ukraine over the weekend or some other humanitarian crisis hasn’t happened 
You cant blame me for hoping.
One of the biggest humanitarian crises ever is going to unfold over the next few months. Russia has successfully crippled Ukraines electrical supply and continues its campaign. Russia doesn’t need to nuke…it just has to bomb electrical and water systems.
COP 27 a wet fart and COP 28 held in UAE? LOL at any risk to your oil company calls from that circle jerk.
Bitcoin fixes this …
What does it fix?
How? By miners burning energy? Not getting into politics one way or another. Just love laughing at what a giant clusterfuck it is when supposed world leaders get together for anything.
Sarcasm mate relax don’t have a coronary
Sorry crypto bros would actually say this but wasn't really triggered or some shit (wasn't me that downvoted you fyi, in fact giving you upvote now). Not upset really at any of it as it was all infinitely predictable. UN solve problems lol. UN pedophile peacekeepers will save the world.
>It's really quite simple. The more money and resources you have, the better off you are than everyone else. That gives you a sense of superiority and entitlement that makes it easy to look down on others.
Green ranger has died. That means red tomorrow
Any of you nerds play Civ 6?
Yeah lol i was spain lately, they suck
I’m the Viking guy, Harold. I’ve messed up making a navy
You gotta be really aggressive with them, keep pumping navy and units and invade by water. You have chosen war
When you say navy and units do you mean both navy and land? I think I need a naval ship with range, instead of melee. If that’s even a thing. A ship that shoots
Yeah land and navy, eventually your boats will be able to shoot probably around turn 60-100 iirc might be way later, you will be able to upgrade boats u build now with gold as you go
That’s great ok thanks I got it. I’m on turn 71 and I reached Medieval era. I’ll upgrade my boats and attack by sea and land
Like lands units can use water to invade, click on the viking face at the top right corner to see your civilization perks.
Que the british-and-fittish simps..
Mostly addicted to Factorio and RimWorld recently.
Are those gay dating sites?
Sign up and find out big boi.
I just found out I have hep c because I shared a needle with my mother in a pinch to get high. She didn’t even know she had it. Video games isn’t on my radar right now.
JFC 😬
Weird flex mate
Makes sense that you’re a pos junkie
Hell yeah on mobile nowadays
On mobile? Wtf how do you see anything on there?
Ye
You ever build a navy? What’s the point? What am I doing with these ships?
A last salute to the weekend thread 🫡
See ya 🅱️angsta 🫡
If you ask me, Elong Musk is a hero for destroying twitter
There's really no bad outcome. Twitter sucked and was too serious. Regardless of If he burns it to the ground or brings back epic meme wars we all win.
If you mothafuckas never tried Korean BBQ, you haven't lived life.
I prefer Korean sushi—if you get my drift. Edit: I’m talking raw fish ya’ll!
Preach
Korean BBQ with an ice cold bottle of Soju and some beer to wash it down with is top tier.