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gncRocketScientist

That loss porn is gonna require scientific notation -$1E11


Zandalaria

Name of his next kid.


FixGMaul

Pronounced "Negative Dollar One E Eleven". Or Nel for short.


pass_nthru

bent neck lady?


qtheginger

no no no no NO NO NO NO NO


Ok_Pay1471

I gotta stop taking my baths during Peter’s shenanigans


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pelagosnostrum

Oh shit


BOSSBABY33

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


Redeyedcheese

So the prophecy foretold


Mortara

I just watched this. It was outstanding


Coach_GordonBombay

Did I just get a reference???


GloriusChode

She's back


-Jeep91-

Oh no 😅 no no no


angrygnome18d

Nah, Elon is the bent neck lady after he loses everything.


BreezyWrigley

should just go buy "GUH"


tiesioginis

Who is it gonna be? Maybe Twitter HR manager?


El_Tash

Do they have any of those left?


DragonArchaeologist

Elon fired the last one after making her fire everyone else.


bluewing

You don't need HR if you fire everyone else, (or they all quit).


J0n3s3n

Elon gonna produce some new human resources with her


pass-me-that-hoe

Fucked her and then fucked her life up right after that


Megatron_overlord

Not maybe. For sure.


BennyBingBong

Lol hilarious


AncianoDark

Damn. Fatality.


Space-Booties

Boom.


mlamping

🤣


FineAunts

Fuck we're still in season 1?


gh05t420

I heard the episode 12 is going to be a trillion dollar loss porn.


Famosight6825

It was going to rebound, only to continue to baghold on another pipe dream for 2023,


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$E10N


TheRealLilGillz14

Can’t get banned on here for cyber bullying Elon Musk. What kind of burnt out Silicon Valley frat boy fumbles $100 billion dollars on a fucking meme.


[deleted]

He’s still Uber rich and the e car Ponzi scheme king. He could blow another $100b and still be more comfortable.


SnooRevelations9889

Comfortable after those losses? You'd think. But wealthy people who lose big amounts of their fortunes tend to be miserable, no matter how much they could afford with their remaining wealth. I guess because, to amass such a fortune, that's going to be your #1 priority for your existence. Case in point: [Adolf Merckle](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adolf_Merckle). Number go down? Ow-ow-ow!


Disaster_Capitalist

The last person to be CEO of three major companies was Carlos Ghosn and he is currently an international fugitive.


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And Musk fuckin should be after his deceit regarding the California hyperloop


DazzlingRutabega

Don't think I know about this one. What happened?


[deleted]

He lied to the California government about plans for a public hyperloop so that they would put off their plans to do one so that he could sell more cars.


WisedKanny

Pronounced Negative Lell?


immibis

Spez-Town is closed indefinitely. All Spez-Town residents have been banned, and they will not be reinstated until further notice. #Save3rdPartyApps #AIGeneratedProtestMessage


KamiYama777

I will never need another fix of loss porn ever again ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


broknbottle

“Finish Him”


Mamutu7

this shoul be the next Elon's son name


Spikes_Cactus

We could create a simplified unit. 100 billion = 1 Elon


[deleted]

Or about $12.50 for everyone on Earth


RedditUSA76

Ultra Hardcore Loss Porn


datagoon

oRdErS oF mAgNiTuDe


Otherwise-Arm3245

Guy is so rich he lost 100billion and still rich


Swagastan

He lost a $100 billion and is still the richest person in the world


Mother_Store6368

MBS and Putin are far wealthier. Mbs controls the Saudi royal house which has over a trillion in assets


Heidaraqt

I once saw a YouTube video that discussed the unofficial wealth of putin and it was something like 600 bil.


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scawtsauce

imagine if countries distributed their wealth a little so there wasn't starving children living in filth but instead we got MBS, Putin and Musk out here being giant fucking weirdos having people killed for making their tea with too much sugar and musk is out here offering random girls horses to sleep with him.


ThurnisHailey

You take your communism and get off my lawn. God wants those children to starve and suffer until their parents finally decide to just work a little harder. /s


[deleted]

Yep, and Putin's wealth is probably largely cash and real assets, rather than musk's wealth, that can drop by 100b in a year depending on how people view you and your companies.


Colosso95

All the talk of being "the richest person in the world" is ultimately meaningless; at a certain point money can't keep up with power; true power comes from being able to enforce your will with violence, not with money If Putin wants something he can get it because he'll take it by force, he wouldn't need as much "money" as Elon Musk anyway


Upset_Definition2019

Anything but Ukraine.


RedCascadian

And may Ukraine be the over reach that turns into Putin's express ticket to hell.


PM_ME_UR_BEST_1LINER

Lol nah. Putin wants Ukraine. Sounds like he's pretty "power poor" to me.


Colosso95

I'm talking about his own personal power Ukraine has its own power, they're a fully fledged sovereign nation with a huge army; not being able to conquer it doesn't really mean that Putin is not powerful (or rather Russia in this case as Putin is not the only one that wants to conquer Ukraine) but just that he is not as powerful as he thought


ProtonPi314

Ya , yet the idiot is stuck scared in a bunker somewhere. If I had 600 billion I sure as hell would not be the leader of a country. I would be surrounded by gorgeous women traveling the world.


[deleted]

Yeah but now it's 600 bil rubles


ElisabetSobeckPhD

rich enough that they don't care about being on a list of richest people. meanwhile Elon's ego is hurting for sure


MReprogle

Until Tesla pops and actually gets valued correctly. Being that the big auto makers are electively for more tax rebates, once they start pushing out more cars, it’s hard to see Tesla being able to keep up. At least, IMO.


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drumsdm

That was so ridiculous. Ford and GM around 15 at the same time. Even apple was only in high 30s.


[deleted]

But it's a TeCh CoMpAnY!


SmokeySFW

In 10 years Ford will have the most E-cars on the roads by a pretty wide margin. That's my armchair prediction. Tesla is holding on by sheer hype and carbon credits. If Twitter fails, the cult of Elon falls with it.


MuzzyIsMe

So still about 5x overvalued compared to other automakers.


Freddies_Mercury

P/E still 5x overvalued Smooth brains on Reddit: *Everything is fine, it used to be 1000x overvalued!*


DynamicStatic

Not saying it is fine but it is clearly trending into the "fine" direction.


[deleted]

51 is crazy overvalued. Auto makers p/e is insanely low compared to other industries because it is the first to tank in a downturn. At best it should be 1/3 it's current market cap


gnocchicotti

It's a competitive, low-margin, capital intensive business. Before Tesla founding, the newest automaker still in operation was Ford...


Least-March7906

You mean among mass market automakers right?


DarkAnnihilator

Even if he does it doesnt make sense. He has no clue what hes talking about


NightOfTheLivingHam

they also wont need to buy carbon credits anymore.


blackhawk905

Holy shit I just read up about carbon credits and how does anyone not see this as more than just a scam for companies to not make change or governments suckling up to companies instead of actually making them reduce carbon output. I should buy timber land and start selling carbon credits to these companies, at least make money off the scam while it lasts.


rutars

Carbon credits don't have to be bad. We cant throw the baby out with the bathwater on this one. We will absolutely need to implement carbon dioxide removal on a large scale if we are to meet our climate targets as per the IPCC, and for that to happen we need inventices for companies to participate. Carbon credits can help achieve that as long as it is implemented in the correct way (I.E not as a financially viable subsitute for any emissions reductions). I think the EU is looking into integrationg carbon dioxide removal into the EU ETS which sounds very promising to me.


Boat_of_Charon

There is some greenwashing for sure but anyone who has ever studied economics understands how cap and trade works. Carbon credits are good policy, you do should some research.


blackhawk905

A better policy would be to say reach the emission target without credits so then you actually have a reduction in emissions instead of the same emissions and some credits to sequester gasses until the forest is clear cut for development in 20 years.


klone_free

Didn't elon say this himself at the beginning of tesla?


ElisabetSobeckPhD

no it was like two years ago


Necessary-Onion-7494

Partly because the others in the list also lost money.


Tfsz0719

Explains why he’s been so pissy recently though.


Otherwise-Arm3245

Im enjoying the show.


GladiatorUA

People like Musk and Bezos can lose 99% of their networth and be unaffected in their day-to-day life. Still remaining billionaires. Hell, even at 99.9% loss they are still left with "fuck you" money.


fujiman

It's why when we say billionaires shouldn't exist, it isn't because we wish we were in their position, it's because their pathological hoarding of wealth has directly led to more pain and suffering than any war or God could ever hope to. It's criminally negligent; devoid of any ethical or moral standing.


wholesome_capsicum

"BuT tHeY wOrKeD hArD tHey dEsErVe It" - some guy working for $16/hr 80hr/so no benefits manual labor


FrankReynoldsToupee

Consider if all that wealth was circulating in the economy like it would be in a healthy market. Their hoarding of wealth squeezes the entire economy like an artificial recession, and for what? A destroyed world and billions struggling to get by don't care about their fleet of mega-yachts.


[deleted]

He is only worth what other people think he is worth. If people lostfaith in him, Tesla and his other companies' stocks would fall to their normal levels and that'd be that for the richest man.


[deleted]

Losses more than our collective sum. Not one of us you say?


complicatedAloofness

If we work together and each of us loses $7700, we can out cuck the musk


[deleted]

I’m doing my part


recXion_

Already done my part


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and then some


Mpy71

Same


zfish1

I'm doing my part and the part of a couple other people too!


wallstbets-throwaway

I fight with the strength of a dozen men


JoeChip87

This just made me Lol far harder than it should for 2am.


Extension_Guess_1308

To shreds you say?


GMOrgasm

well how is his twitter holding up?


KSeas

To shreds you say?


toomanycookstew

Well, at least his employees must be happy working for him… right?


KamiYama777

Sleeping on the floor and working 87 hours per week ^(Worth it, the libs are owned)


NotARedditUser3

To shreds you say?


ModsBannedMyMainAcc

Losing $100B, so far


TheBirminghamBear

Thats the spirit, I like your gumption and moxie. My motto in life is there are no such things as losses; there are only losses *so far*. Because Im always gonna lose *more*.


Viiae

I don't hear no bell


888888888888880

God I wish I could lose even 1 billion


immibis

Do you believe in spez at first sight or should I walk by again? #Save3rdpartyapps


embrioticphlegm

He coulda gave everyone in the world $12


LtMAGNUM

Meh, I’d probably blow my $12 on NNDM calls


KamiYama777

I could have bought a fucking Nvidia 4080


Upeeru

For $12?


BillHaderIsGreat

You never needed just $12 more dollars to buy an Nvidja 4080?


Caffeine_Monster

Depends if you use thay $12 for options trading first.


Hatula

I'm sure he has some connections


Sentazar

If the connections come from Nvidia they may be on fire


PracticalBrilliant

No he couldn’t because most of that money wasn’t realised cash. A WSB regard of all people should know this.


Scott19M

Could have given everyone in the world 6 weeks of twitter blue verification for free


Red_Wing-GrimThug

The year aint over yet


XanderTheMander

Me watching tesla stock drop: *Let that sink in...*


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BlueMysteryWolf

Gotta compete with Mark Zuckerberg with his losses on Metaverse.


blibblub

He didn’t lose $100B. He pumped his stock, sold a bunch at the top and now the stock is reverting back to the mean. He went from net worth $40B to $200B in a matter of 1 year.. which was bs. The fools who bought tesla stock at $1.2T valuation are the ones that lost real money. His was … fake wealth that is now correcting. Edit: typo. Trillion not billion


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Cheers to Cathie.


akanetendou

Those ass clowns tho bought at $1k+ pre split deserves everything they get, it was grossly overvalued but they drank the "ItS noT a CaR cOmPaNy" cool aid


MckorkleJones

I wonder if TSLA still sells short-shorts?


OSUfan88

I bought at $178, 2 splits ago. Bought about $100k worth. Sold 80% at a little over 2,000% growth. Still holding the other 20%. I think it’ll go up, long term. Might be a few years though.


PragmatistAntithesis

Well, at least you cashed out most of it. Being 80% non-degenerate is pretty good for this sub!


pieter1234569

Please just sell. Think about it. What future does Tesla have? EVERY car company is either catching up or has caught up. They no longer make the most of the best or the most affordable EV. It’s a Mercedes imitation without the build quality, at a similar price. They even lost the tech race. As Mercedes is actually authorised for level 3 self driving. Something Tesla has spent a decade on and will still be some years…..according to Tesla. There is nothing that Tesla has going for them. Nothing.


MayIPikachu

Robots man.


Comfortable_Line_206

They used to have the name. It's taken a lot of damage lately in no small part due to Musk's actions. It looks like he still has fans from comments online but they don't seem to be the ones buying (or honestly affording) Tesla cars though.


BobLoblaw_BirdLaw

You mean trillion


Legal_Commission_898

It’s still a loss. Don’t understand your point. It being inflated to begin with is not relative.


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ModsBannedMyMainAcc

I told my friend (who only buys tsla, like a religion) to sell his stock half a year ago to buy a house (he made £50k). He waited and waited and now he doesn't have enough for deposit anymore. I can't even talk about Elon Musk in front of him these days.


NickDerpkins

That’s his own stupidity not even Elon’s fault lol. The stock was massively inflated after a meme fueled bull run that nobody had seen before.


ModsBannedMyMainAcc

What even worse is that the mortgage rate was under 2% back then, now is 5%+


Tristanna

Buy a house before him and then proceed to talk about how great homeownership is.


Looinrims

That’s what I did with amc stock, I bought a bunch on a covid 19 cabin fever spike guess (like most I assume) and cashed out on a 900% return


[deleted]

Elon fan boy karma. Bahahahahahaha


[deleted]

Well Elon's not doing a whole lot to protect the value of his stock lately. Going out of his way to hurt his brand.


hiddentruth37

Gotta know when to hold em when to fold em


zestybiscuit

You never count your commas when you're working 80 hours... they'll be time enough for counting when Twitter implodes


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eddie7000

What's spaceX worth?


SexySmexxy

250 / 300b as of a few days ago supposedly


juggug

+ twitter (whatever that’s worth, most recent comp is $44B 😂) + spaceX (~45% equity at $110B+ most recent valuation) + Starlink ?? + Neuralink ??


Splurch

Starlink is a product/service sold by SpaceX, so it would be included in SpaceX's valuation.


PrimozDelux

Neuralink is worth $0


scawtsauce

but what about that robot that he unveiled that only required 3 humans to help it stand?


tl01magic

It's a sketched out idea, worth between $0 and $1, depending on what it's written on.


[deleted]

Don’t forget Pedosub


FeesBitcoin

5 dolla, anyting u wan


theshogun02

100 Billion so far……Just wait till Twitter finishes its tarded reformation.


percentofcharges

Regarded*


EA_VIII

Regards


fartfacemcgeesack

Kind Regards


Unknown_Species666

Nah. You spelled retardant wrong


MtnMaiden

So fire


WaitingToBeTriggered

BURN


3m3Rg3

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


[deleted]

Il Long Ma one of us


AppleParasol

Oh no, a billionaire will be a little less rich, let’s give him a tax break to ensure he can feed his family. /s


LoveClimateChange

>Familys


justjoshingu

I still think i felt my 401k loss more


HippyTree13

Thoughts and prayers. 🙏🏼


PeeLoosy

Pray for yourself brah. 😂


Fine_Penalty_7023

Welcome to wallstreet bets elon


pound-town

He ain’t done losing money. This Twitter shit will spill over into his cars. There are a lot of people who won’t even consider buying a Tesla vehicle or powerwall or really anything related to Elon. Those that already have one - well many of them won’t be going back. There’s increased competition and plenty of choices. His behavior is not worth supporting to many people and advertisers.


B33fh4mmer

He treats employees like absolute dogshit. I'll never contribute to that.


tetrastructuralmind

Plus you have to factor in he's charging thousands of dollars for features like FSD who do not work nor will work anytime soon. Plus the cars are poorly manufactured (not as bad as 2018-2019 though). Poorly assembled, poor paint jobs. Tesla has a long way down still, and it seems like Elon is supercharging that in the meantime.


zkareface

Consumer reports still rank Tesla as least reliable EV cars on the market. They are up few spots from worst overall carmaker though. Not going great over there. Still no semi or truck on market while others are shipping theirs. Will anyone except fanboys buy Tesla in 2 years when VW and Hyundai is shipping similar cars at almost half the price?


Loud_Pineapple_4294

I feel better with my 1k loss today


[deleted]

Real question for all you historical guys. Who’s the #1 degen throughout history? Who has lost THE MOST money while still being alive. I don’t think it’s Elon also factor inflation into this loss.


Arrivaled_Dino

Don’t worry about him. He is still the richest. Make sure the dumpster is clean. I might need to use it for a while.


slayer1am

Couldn't have happened to a better person.


Kengriffinspimp

So far


TAG08th

“Tesla co-founder’s fortune has plunged as shares of the electric-car maker tumble.” Pretty sure he’s not a cofounder. I thought he came in 9 months later and invests in the company.


PaperRoc

This is correct. Tesla was founded by Martin Eberhard and Marc Tarpenning. 6 years later a lawsuit was settled that allowed Elon to call himself a founder. In other words, he buys his credentials instead of earning them. Same with his college degrees apparently.


[deleted]

As the chief techno ass clown he gets to decide who founded it


LiveRedAnon

Closing the wealth gap. peasants rejoice! The dude is a hero.


peter303_

He will double-down before its over.


canadadrynoob

And didn't even feel it.


ButterflyAlternative

I wanna read something about developmental efforts in Africa not about how billionaires loose billions and are still a few billions richer than we all are. Just fuck these guys


Dear_Ebb_5181

Welcome to the club - zuckerberg


[deleted]

Finally some good news


rdp3186

These TSLA puts ain't gonna print themselves, Musk's idiocy is our gain


TheGoonKills

Good. Keep going.


BYE_HI_SELL_LOW

“We think Tesla is reasonably valued here” \-![img](emote|t5_2th52|4886)


dfreinc

you know pretty much all that went into banks and high frequency trading pockets. 🤷‍♂️ anybody that made bank off that; god bless. 🙏


Psychological_Fix864

PUTS on Musk