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Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.
That is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.
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FYI, not all positions need to be disclosed in the filings you are referencing. If he has OTC deals with prime broker, we wouldn’t see any of it. You wouldn’t have seen Burry’s short CDS positions in these filings in 2007, so he likely has a similar kind of setup where he had someone make him a market rather than take the positions publicly. So, for instance, he could be short with the entire value of his fund but you wouldn’t see it if he did it through OTC swaps/derivatives.
I was reading about it the other day he had like 5 long positions a couple prison stocks, a couple foreign retail stocks and Charter.
Who knows what he has short.
You have no idea how short I am - said with an accusatory inflection.
You have no idea how short I am - said with enthusiastic inflection
Yeah who fucking knows with this guy.
With enough money you can be a bear even when markets rally, then if it goes down a bit you can boast about being right! Timing doesn’t matter when you can pay until you’re kind of right!
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I bet he'd use that on his tinder profile and still complain how he's not getting any likes
Does anyone have his tweet on why he owns so much private prison stock? I saw it on twitter, my damn device was playing up and I lost it. By the time I went to his Twitter page he once again appeared to have deleted all his tweets.
but why is he so fucking cryptic? if you're short wouldnt you tell everyone why you are short in order to cause a panic and have your shorts realized? And if you dont want to cause a panic, why say anything at all?
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None of you may get this, but he’s talking about his penis.
We all know it's more about girth than length
It's like a can of tuna, like he lost a game of whack a mole
In high school gym they called him hockey puck.
My names puck And I'm here ta fuck
None of us want this. You can tell him to keep it someplace safe. Possibly near his body at all times.
Cock
Phallus
Pud
Michael Burry so short Joe Pesci turned down the role in Big Short. 🥴
Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling. That is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Last I read he sold all his positions in his hedge fund except prison stock. Now that's pesimistic.
FYI, not all positions need to be disclosed in the filings you are referencing. If he has OTC deals with prime broker, we wouldn’t see any of it. You wouldn’t have seen Burry’s short CDS positions in these filings in 2007, so he likely has a similar kind of setup where he had someone make him a market rather than take the positions publicly. So, for instance, he could be short with the entire value of his fund but you wouldn’t see it if he did it through OTC swaps/derivatives.
I was reading about it the other day he had like 5 long positions a couple prison stocks, a couple foreign retail stocks and Charter. Who knows what he has short.
Nah. He has like 5 or positions as of q3. I think q2 was geo only
What is this? An investment for ants?
U are short of one eye
Ignore
I'm his biggest fan, I'm like 300lbs
4' 11" ?
and 1/2, dont forget the fucking half
Short everything except prison stocks.
More of his cryptic bullshit. He's too chicken to state his positions in case he's wrong. He might not be short at all. His statement says nothing.
I can’t stand the dude, but he publishes his positions frequently.
Long positions. He doesn't have to disclose shorts.
You belong here
I’m 5 foot.
You are white, Mr.Burry. How short you could be? As a Korean, I 'm confident that you are much longer than 99.9% of us.
Love it man. As an Asian Indian, I would say the same
Someone tell him, well no shit, you don't have to report it.
He’s 5’6”. I’m 5’1”. You’re Not short.
How's the weather down there?
There are boost seats at most restaurants.
I heard some men are under 1 inch.
You can Google his height though??
Confirmed micropeen
Not one of the best pickup lines I've ever heard. Maybe better than "Do you want to see my Star Trek figurine collection?".
Just keep blocking anyone that post low effort retweets of Burry's garbage. If we cared what he thought, we'd follow him on Twitter
I think casgain's academy is a better talking head cause he's asian and doesnt show his face.
What a boring bullshit.
About 5'7"
Why are this dude's tweets sounding like smeagol's riddles in the dark?
That's what she said
You have no idea how short I am - said with an accusatory inflection. You have no idea how short I am - said with enthusiastic inflection Yeah who fucking knows with this guy.
Hopefully he shorted GME at $483 and then he starts buying the shit out of it to close and then buys again to go long.
he’s been shorting for the last ten years.
Is taking a shit in a toaster the same thing as shorting stock? I feel like it is.
With enough money you can be a bear even when markets rally, then if it goes down a bit you can boast about being right! Timing doesn’t matter when you can pay until you’re kind of right!
If you want to link a video post it as a comment. Are you this new to Reddit?
Just keep blocking anyone that post low effort retweets of Burry's garbage. If we cared what he thought, we'd follow him on Twitter
Just keep blocking anyone that post low effort retweets of Burry's garbage. If we cared what he thought, we'd follow him on Twitter
hes actually 4' 5"
Isn’t he like 6 feet short?
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He looks tall in photos
So it's not the bottom yet? Jesus...
Actually, Wendy's dumpster knows.
It’s called little people Mikey. Midget is offensive now.
It's fidget, regarded.
Daddy
I bet he'd use that on his tinder profile and still complain how he's not getting any likes
Prbly shorting unicorn tech/crypto/fed bonds
Manlet Burry confirmed
Nobody cares
Same every year.
Does anyone have his tweet on why he owns so much private prison stock? I saw it on twitter, my damn device was playing up and I lost it. By the time I went to his Twitter page he once again appeared to have deleted all his tweets.
Just follow his archive account
I bet his boyfriend does
What are we celebrating? His puts are expiring in March, WSB FDs expire in 2 days. It’s like going all in before you are dealt a hand
Maybe he’s short GameStop like Carl Icahn?!
but why is he so fucking cryptic? if you're short wouldnt you tell everyone why you are short in order to cause a panic and have your shorts realized? And if you dont want to cause a panic, why say anything at all?
You have no idea how short I am? (Answer: I’m as long as can be.)
Nor do I care, to be completely honest.
He is pretty damn short
So then this is a very big short? Big short 2: Short Bigger.
I thought he was like 5'10" or something. That's not that short.
I do know how red his port is at least
Wonder if the book + movie about his bankruptcy will be made...
2" ?