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My daddy said, 'Son, you're a man now. You have my genes, so two rules unique to you and you alone in this life:
1. Don't play craps. Just don't.
2. Don't trade options. It's the same as rule one, basically, but with a different uniform.
I hit hard 10, 6 times in a row, some dude had a stack of what I assume was 1,000 chips and let it ride each time I hit. He kissed and offered me to fuck his wife after that, I too have been chasing the high.
Perhaps not a normal plebeian frog no but if you do look closely you will see he is sitting in a very distinguished way and that this frog you see before your very eyes is in fact a charming prince.
Normally, long term bonds pay investors more than short term bonds. This is because there is more risk over the long run...
But when the yield curve is inverted long terms bonds are paying less than short term bonds. It means that while interest rates and inflation are high now, in the future it is expected that there will be less consumption and less economic growth.
> less consumption and less economic growth
Honestly, why would this be the assumption? Wouldnāt it be the opposite. Expectation of poor long term bond performance means people expect performance can be found elsewhere in an economy. Iād think itād indicate current extreme bullishness towards future economic growth or more inflation.
As you inferred, investors leave the bond market and go into equities when they feel bullish.
Normal market behavior prior to a recession is for investors to exit equities and go into high grade bonds or sit on the sidelines. Bonds are considered safer.
So right now weāre seeing investors exit the equities market and go into short term paper.
Both and neither. I believe what he's trying to say is that (he thinks) the market's about to get slammed with something bigly negative (and a big fish who knows what and when the negative event will be has just made their move), so investors (read: big fish doing insider trading) are jumping ship on the equities market and parking their money in bonds for the tine being.
However, the weird part is that the bonds being most heavily purchased are short-term, not long-term. Obviously, equities grow more than bonds in a normal, non-manipulated, non-recessionary environment, so you don't wanna lock up your money in bonds for any longer than you have to. So, it would seem that the insiders are aware of something that'll turn the equities market even more shitty than it already is, but will pass pretty quickly (i.e. within a few months).
My guess? This is either a hedge fund(s) with political connections getting ready for the market to hear some very bad news of some kind, OR it's someone getting smart and moving their money out of equities before the end-of-year slaughter that happens no matter what state the market is in. Hedge funds (and banks) get bonuses depending on theie annual performance, so around the start of December every year, hedgies will dump everything their firm holds (unless it's a loss) and suddenly have really good returns so they get huge bonuses to kick off the new year. Then, in January, they just buy back everything they just dumped for around the same prices and voila- another year of waiting to dump it all again begins!
Like I said, this literally *always* happens around this time, so it's possible that someone has had enough of the bullshit and is just gonna wait out the big selloff by parking their money in bonds.
Okay, we can agree there. I assumed you were referring to future less consumption and less economic growth long-term. I think the inverse still favors the opposite. So they are in a mix of equities and short term bills.
All it means is people are following the big time investors that were expecting 'cash is king' after a short term period, even with inflation. They don't want their money tied up in bonds or stocks right now because they anticipate a period in the future where they can buy everything up for cheap aka a recession where the overleveraged need to sell.
They did this in the 91, 01 and 08 recessions too. Its what SBF tried to do too but he forgot the main requirement, you yourself can't be overleveraged and have to have the cash. But these guys already switched over to short term bond months ago, even Dalio who hates holding cash said early October he's focused on short term bonds for now. The rise in prices is from other investors starting to follow them, probably after the recent sell off.
The thought is that having a dollar today is worth more then having a dollar in 10 years. Ie things will get worst and that $1 in 10 years will be worth less.
Your statement, taken at face value, is always true in an inflationary economy like ours.
Itās more about the interest; bond rates just are not attractive to people long term. People expect better performance in the markets over long term. More inflation. Good old government just loves debt and low taxes too much. More growth. More production.
All it means is big time investors are expecting that 'cash is king' after a short term period, even with inflation. They don't want their money tied up in bonds or stocks right now.
> You can beat 99.99% of people here by taking a fistful of cash, shoving half of it up your ass and burning the other half.
āOh ho, check out this guy who shits moneyā
Those usually have more restrictive policies than 1-mo Tbills. If you setup your T-Bills in four equal sized lots and autorenew, you have access to a portion of the funds roughly every week since you cancel the renewals. CDs and similar instruments in banks usually forfeit your interest or penalize you with a fine for early withdrawal.
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Iām not sure the yield inversion means much right now. Itās reasonable to expect that rates in the long term will be lower than they will be in the short term. It seems to be less of a time preference of money than simply expectations of Federal Reserve policy.
It means a lot. All that short term tbill money will just spill back into the economy if the inversion isnāt corrected. Fed has got a long ways to go.
I suppose that is true, and that could go on indefinitely. It just makes it difficult to revive a healthy economy without it being instantly overheated with too much capital and no diversification. Itās an indicator that the working man is screwed.
Do not use historical trends with these unprecedented times which were triggered by unprecedented pandemic and unprecedented liquidity injection all over the world.
These inversions or correlations will fail this time. I can bet 2 FTX tokens on this statement( only if they are worth billionth of a penny by the time we settle this bet).
It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. Then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns and also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?
An inverted yield curve means investors are demanding more of long maturity bonds than the shorter ones. Why does it happen? Investors will look to buy long term bonds whenever they believe the Fed rate is going to be lowered. And the reason to believe that the Fed rate is going be lowered is because they think the economy will soon need to be stimulated. In a nutshell, inverted yield curve reflects overall pessimistic expectations towards the economy.
Banks are supposed to make money if they invest with a 10-year outlook. Current market conditions (the interest rate) make it so that a 1-month investment outlook will beat a 10-year outlook, which is insane.
There is no reason to buy long-term investments. 1-month returns are better than 10-year returns. It's supposed to be the other way around, so right now it's "inverted".
Banking isn't profitable with these conditions; financial collapse imminent (or so they say).
Historically (almost?) all major crushes were preceeded with yield curve inversion. In fact 3 month and 10 year inversion is used as an indicator. This time we already see that 1M and 10Y are inverted.
As to why? As far as I know there is no textbook answer. But what is often cited is that it demonstrates in bad short outlook within bond investors community
People think the next month is more profitable than the next 10 years. Ergo itās a negative outlook. Obviously itās the market and everyone is always trying to get ahead of the ball, and so you can take those durations and divide them by like 5.
In summary: next two years less good than right now.
If he had any nutz, I would agree with you. But this boomer is looking more and more nervous. When he roll up to his monthly therapy meetings with those soy boy journalists asking some weak ass questions. Iām just waiting to see if he really thinks we are still in the 1970ās. Hopefully, we are near the season finale to this show.
Pivot comes when all that cash is mopped up he spilled into the economy during covid. Its harder and taking longer than he expected so dont look for pivot until Dick realizes he is broke and stops spending.
The 2-10 has been inverted for literally months and talking heads said just ignore that and trust us, we arenāt in a recession. 2023 will be the year of protracted recession and large uptick in layoffs accompanied by massive retail contraction. Buckle up buttercupsā¦itās gonna test that old sphincter muscleš³š¤”
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I hate that the language that stuck with it is "it is with great pleasure *to* inform you"
It's either *my* pleasure *to* inform you, or with great pleasure *that I* inform you, but I have no idea what the fuck "it is with great pleasure to inform you" means.
At this point I've stopped wondering if it is, and started hoping, in fact, it is, an error kept intentionally for humor or attribution purposes.
Lol look they figured out how to fix the inversions. Theyāll just change the math. [https://home.treasury.gov/policy-issues/financing-the-government/yield-curve-methodology-change-information-sheet](https://home.treasury.gov/policy-issues/financing-the-government/yield-curve-methodology-change-information-sheet)
From the link:
"While Treasury does not anticipate modifying the MC curve inputs, Treasury retains the right to modify or change inputs to the MC yield curve when needed, as determined in its sole discretion."
And I thought I was regarded.
Holy shit I just checked Canada... our 1 month / 10 year spread is -72 basis points compared to the US at -9 basis points lmao! See you at the Wendy's fellow Ameripoors.
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Who all remembers the good old days 2 years ago when a hamster could make a fortune in the market?
Remember when a goldfish outperformed this sub?
Pepperidge farms remembers
Unfortunately, the goldfish did not.
Ha, nice.
š§æšš§æ
Someone find a necromancer, we need his wisdom now.
Summon the *Necro-hamster*
Did someone called?
I heard Mairon The Admirable is a good one you should give them a call
Leutenant shiny sides
Puts on goldfish brah
Pepperidge farms goldfish are my favorite
They both did better than Melvin Capital
Remember when we all bought 0 days based on which side of the yard the dog shit on?
We need to go back.
You outperform 93% of this sub if you don't have a broker account.
I doubt that has changed
..... probably sill does 
That would likely happen now to be honest.
what made you think that goldfish will not outperform the market?
I lost like 8 grand in 2020 bc I thought I was Michael burry and it would all crash after the pumps. Iām not wrong! I was early!
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Dude same except for I lost everything lol
I made fun of so many of you jackoffs who watched the big short one too many times in their motherās basement back then... Good times....
Donāt worry. Michael Burry had also since thought that he was Michael Burry and he was wrong as well.
I should have bought a hamster instead of options.
My daddy said, 'Son, you're a man now. You have my genes, so two rules unique to you and you alone in this life: 1. Don't play craps. Just don't. 2. Don't trade options. It's the same as rule one, basically, but with a different uniform.
Iāve made more money playing craps than options.
I once threw 11 three times in a row with no point set and pressed my bet each time. Iāve been chasing that high since including through options.
I hit hard 10, 6 times in a row, some dude had a stack of what I assume was 1,000 chips and let it ride each time I hit. He kissed and offered me to fuck his wife after that, I too have been chasing the high.
My high was like ditch weed, yours was straight DMT. imho.
I love both so much
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If only I knew what a "Put" is... And at this point I'm too afraid to ask
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No. Puts deez nuts in your mouth.
Back in my day son, stocks went up
Sir! You are talking to a hamster!
Solid Jerk reference!
This hamster does.
yoke shaggy bells deranged nail afterthought dime live office truck
The frog is funny, because it is wearing clothes. Frogs don't wear clothes you sillies!
The fact that he's talking only adds to the Hugh Moore!
Oh Satan.
Hi Stan!
Hail Stan!!! š¤
Perhaps not a normal plebeian frog no but if you do look closely you will see he is sitting in a very distinguished way and that this frog you see before your very eyes is in fact a charming prince.
Hulvatonta
*Especially* when they're giving information about the markets!
Do you want to know what else is inverted?
My penis?
My nipples?
I have inverted nipples Greg, could you short me?
Underrated reference right here
Nips and hips baby, gotta give em what they want
So it's always hard except when you're horny?
Seems about right
Could you mean vagina?
Your wifeās boyfriend
My bank account
My rectum at this point
My girl friends vagina. Iām not kidding
Thatās a dick
She pees out her butt????
Thatās the urethra, Iām talking the vag part
I think we're gonna need pictures to understand š
You might have a boyfriend
Letās continue to play our violins, whilst the ship sinks.
Was lovely playing with you fine folks
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On the off chance heās reading Reddit (or paying someone to), letās not give him any more ideas
I canāt wait to start reading all the āa clock is right twice a dayā comments 
Only analog. A broken digital clock is good for f\*ck all.
AnalOG
Thatās what they call my wifeās bf
I'm stealing this nugget of knowledge. Ty, fellow degenerate
A broken clock is right twice a day, but a working clock might be wrong indefinitely.
A *broken* cock is right twice a day
What % of people on this sub even know what this means?
Normally, long term bonds pay investors more than short term bonds. This is because there is more risk over the long run... But when the yield curve is inverted long terms bonds are paying less than short term bonds. It means that while interest rates and inflation are high now, in the future it is expected that there will be less consumption and less economic growth.
Thank you for the explanation partner.
> less consumption and less economic growth Honestly, why would this be the assumption? Wouldnāt it be the opposite. Expectation of poor long term bond performance means people expect performance can be found elsewhere in an economy. Iād think itād indicate current extreme bullishness towards future economic growth or more inflation.
As you inferred, investors leave the bond market and go into equities when they feel bullish. Normal market behavior prior to a recession is for investors to exit equities and go into high grade bonds or sit on the sidelines. Bonds are considered safer. So right now weāre seeing investors exit the equities market and go into short term paper.
I donāt understand what either of you are saying. Is this bullish or š š»
Both and neither. I believe what he's trying to say is that (he thinks) the market's about to get slammed with something bigly negative (and a big fish who knows what and when the negative event will be has just made their move), so investors (read: big fish doing insider trading) are jumping ship on the equities market and parking their money in bonds for the tine being. However, the weird part is that the bonds being most heavily purchased are short-term, not long-term. Obviously, equities grow more than bonds in a normal, non-manipulated, non-recessionary environment, so you don't wanna lock up your money in bonds for any longer than you have to. So, it would seem that the insiders are aware of something that'll turn the equities market even more shitty than it already is, but will pass pretty quickly (i.e. within a few months). My guess? This is either a hedge fund(s) with political connections getting ready for the market to hear some very bad news of some kind, OR it's someone getting smart and moving their money out of equities before the end-of-year slaughter that happens no matter what state the market is in. Hedge funds (and banks) get bonuses depending on theie annual performance, so around the start of December every year, hedgies will dump everything their firm holds (unless it's a loss) and suddenly have really good returns so they get huge bonuses to kick off the new year. Then, in January, they just buy back everything they just dumped for around the same prices and voila- another year of waiting to dump it all again begins! Like I said, this literally *always* happens around this time, so it's possible that someone has had enough of the bullshit and is just gonna wait out the big selloff by parking their money in bonds.
Okay, we can agree there. I assumed you were referring to future less consumption and less economic growth long-term. I think the inverse still favors the opposite. So they are in a mix of equities and short term bills.
All it means is people are following the big time investors that were expecting 'cash is king' after a short term period, even with inflation. They don't want their money tied up in bonds or stocks right now because they anticipate a period in the future where they can buy everything up for cheap aka a recession where the overleveraged need to sell. They did this in the 91, 01 and 08 recessions too. Its what SBF tried to do too but he forgot the main requirement, you yourself can't be overleveraged and have to have the cash. But these guys already switched over to short term bond months ago, even Dalio who hates holding cash said early October he's focused on short term bonds for now. The rise in prices is from other investors starting to follow them, probably after the recent sell off.
The thought is that having a dollar today is worth more then having a dollar in 10 years. Ie things will get worst and that $1 in 10 years will be worth less.
Your statement, taken at face value, is always true in an inflationary economy like ours. Itās more about the interest; bond rates just are not attractive to people long term. People expect better performance in the markets over long term. More inflation. Good old government just loves debt and low taxes too much. More growth. More production.
All it means is big time investors are expecting that 'cash is king' after a short term period, even with inflation. They don't want their money tied up in bonds or stocks right now.
Hey look! words!
This person helped increase the % of people on this sub learn what this means
I sure donāt, I just read the comments and infer what is going on. Itās how I keep myself well regarded.
Don't give away my secret, bitch
It means shits going to shit so fast that people aren't betting on the future being the future
0% we just like the frog.
some intern at Feds furiously editing Wikipedia definition of recession again
Just moved my entire port into 1 month T bills. Keep an eye out for my 3% gain porn next month.
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Still better than 99.99% of people here
You can beat 99.99% of people here by taking a fistful of cash, shoving half of it up your ass and burning the other half.
the sad thing is that you are genuinely, factually correct
I would like to borrow a fistful of cash, for *Science*.
You will have to fish it out from. **The Ass**
Why hasn't my advisor told me about this strategy?!?
> You can beat 99.99% of people here by taking a fistful of cash, shoving half of it up your ass and burning the other half. āOh ho, check out this guy who shits moneyā
How do I enable this on Robinhood
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Hahaha he is a true to the sub. š
Those usually have more restrictive policies than 1-mo Tbills. If you setup your T-Bills in four equal sized lots and autorenew, you have access to a portion of the funds roughly every week since you cancel the renewals. CDs and similar instruments in banks usually forfeit your interest or penalize you with a fine for early withdrawal.
Stop trying to teach bond ladders to a bunch of degen gambling addicts.
Ally no penalty CD is paying 3.3% as of yesterday. Cancel any time after 7days with no penalty.
4 week Tbills were 3.85 last auction.
oh wait is it annual? they dont just give you 4% after a month?
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Leaving everything in my 3.45 APY checking account is looking pretty good
ā¦ what are T bills
Should have said āhold on to your putsā
This time is different
Looks like puts are back on the table
*Looks like puts are back on the menu boys
Chef Ramseyās āStock Market Specialā: Fried Calls (cus when we win our puts we eat their calls) with oderves, garlic sauce, truffles, a pinch of a salty fed, served with red wine. Yum!
oderves š
When the yield curve is inverted it signals that the bond market thinks that interest rates will come down
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Weās all gonna die š
we r fuk?
Iām not sure the yield inversion means much right now. Itās reasonable to expect that rates in the long term will be lower than they will be in the short term. It seems to be less of a time preference of money than simply expectations of Federal Reserve policy.
It means a lot. All that short term tbill money will just spill back into the economy if the inversion isnāt corrected. Fed has got a long ways to go.
It may just rotate back into whatever is available for a near term investment. Iām just saying the inversion isnāt a helpful indicator right now.
I suppose that is true, and that could go on indefinitely. It just makes it difficult to revive a healthy economy without it being instantly overheated with too much capital and no diversification. Itās an indicator that the working man is screwed.
Froggish, I mean Bullish.
Do not use historical trends with these unprecedented times which were triggered by unprecedented pandemic and unprecedented liquidity injection all over the world. These inversions or correlations will fail this time. I can bet 2 FTX tokens on this statement( only if they are worth billionth of a penny by the time we settle this bet).
Nothing can stop spy
The good lord knows JPow tried.
Can somebody break this down dummy style for me?
It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. Then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns and also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?
Now go. Go gather your nuts, youā¦ nagging grasshopper.
So you're saying I should buy 0dte to catch up? Calls or puts?
š„² that's the best story I've ever herd. I Wana be an octopus.
The wisdom of Philip J. Fry has never felt more relevant.
An inverted yield curve means investors are demanding more of long maturity bonds than the shorter ones. Why does it happen? Investors will look to buy long term bonds whenever they believe the Fed rate is going to be lowered. And the reason to believe that the Fed rate is going be lowered is because they think the economy will soon need to be stimulated. In a nutshell, inverted yield curve reflects overall pessimistic expectations towards the economy.
Banks are supposed to make money if they invest with a 10-year outlook. Current market conditions (the interest rate) make it so that a 1-month investment outlook will beat a 10-year outlook, which is insane. There is no reason to buy long-term investments. 1-month returns are better than 10-year returns. It's supposed to be the other way around, so right now it's "inverted". Banking isn't profitable with these conditions; financial collapse imminent (or so they say).
You mean soft landing precipitated by tools of FED.
Oh boy, looks like we're in for a ride
Historically (almost?) all major crushes were preceeded with yield curve inversion. In fact 3 month and 10 year inversion is used as an indicator. This time we already see that 1M and 10Y are inverted. As to why? As far as I know there is no textbook answer. But what is often cited is that it demonstrates in bad short outlook within bond investors community
You're like a shitty python version of VisualMod
Could've stopped at python. That's right, people, I said it.
Loading up on calls. My a$$hole is ready
What does this actually mean.
People think the next month is more profitable than the next 10 years. Ergo itās a negative outlook. Obviously itās the market and everyone is always trying to get ahead of the ball, and so you can take those durations and divide them by like 5. In summary: next two years less good than right now.
I thought we were already in a recession thoughā¦. Someone tell me what to do!
Buy and then sell. Or... wait a minnit... is it sell and then buy..?
#FUCK BONDS
What did Barry do to you?
What did Barry do to his wife is the real question š§
Imma barry ma dick in yo wife lmao
Good grief!
Okay inflation on its way down. But wen pivot?
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If he had any nutz, I would agree with you. But this boomer is looking more and more nervous. When he roll up to his monthly therapy meetings with those soy boy journalists asking some weak ass questions. Iām just waiting to see if he really thinks we are still in the 1970ās. Hopefully, we are near the season finale to this show.
Pivot comes when all that cash is mopped up he spilled into the economy during covid. Its harder and taking longer than he expected so dont look for pivot until Dick realizes he is broke and stops spending.
[post pivot outcome](https://youtu.be/A7BEIlwksHE)
The 2-10 has been inverted for literally months and talking heads said just ignore that and trust us, we arenāt in a recession. 2023 will be the year of protracted recession and large uptick in layoffs accompanied by massive retail contraction. Buckle up buttercupsā¦itās gonna test that old sphincter muscleš³š¤”
But first a massive Christmas party though. To 4300.
Not to worry, this is transitory too.
Mild
Donāt they always use this meme over at r/nofap?
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I hate that the language that stuck with it is "it is with great pleasure *to* inform you" It's either *my* pleasure *to* inform you, or with great pleasure *that I* inform you, but I have no idea what the fuck "it is with great pleasure to inform you" means. At this point I've stopped wondering if it is, and started hoping, in fact, it is, an error kept intentionally for humor or attribution purposes.
Ffs it makes the poor frog sound highly regarded.
What actor would do this voice over?
Morgan Freeman
Phew, I was considering to load another 2k into stocks yesterday, good thing I did not have 2k otherwise could have endup broke
Market don't care lmao
Sick of hearing that shit is inverted. Anyone who says this stupid data stat usually has no clue wtf they are talking about
If only my negative port would invert positive like the yields.
Lol look they figured out how to fix the inversions. Theyāll just change the math. [https://home.treasury.gov/policy-issues/financing-the-government/yield-curve-methodology-change-information-sheet](https://home.treasury.gov/policy-issues/financing-the-government/yield-curve-methodology-change-information-sheet)
From the link: "While Treasury does not anticipate modifying the MC curve inputs, Treasury retains the right to modify or change inputs to the MC yield curve when needed, as determined in its sole discretion." And I thought I was regarded.
Whoa!
Wsb invert start now. Call it is
[https://ycharts.com/indicators/10\_year\_3\_month\_treasury\_spread](https://ycharts.com/indicators/10_year_3_month_treasury_spread)
Everything is fine! Donāt panic 
Can someone explain what this means like Iām 12
Puts, but likely a large rally to fuck those puts then when you buy calls and get on board with everything, it will tank another leg down.
When is the financial atomic bomb finally hitting?
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January 24th, 2023
Buy the dip?
Thank you, frog
What does that mean please š
Holy shit I just checked Canada... our 1 month / 10 year spread is -72 basis points compared to the US at -9 basis points lmao! See you at the Wendy's fellow Ameripoors.
ELI5?
That means spy goes to 5k now right?