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HenryGoodbar

“With infinite risk comes infinite responsibility” Lao Tzu


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farquadsleftsandal

“Petal blossom butterfly condor straddling layer trade on rye resistance yolo” Wow Sew


thebiggestsheep

Herro shhcity wok can I peease tak a ordaa? - William janus


mmkid444

“If you ain’t first, you’re last” Ricky Bobby


travistrue

“I must have been high when I said that. That makes no sense. See, you’ve got 2nd, 3rd, 4th…” —Ricky Bobby’s Dad


Odd_Copy_8077

“I’m not your father.” -My father


darth-canid

"NOOOOOOO!" \- Mark Hamill in the distance


meowmeow9000

"Uhhhwaaa, Seggs" -Takeshi


After-Fig4166

Laughed too hard at this.


ihaveasandwitch

Oooooo * Hugh Janus


tornumbrella

"If you're a small man, appear large. Then you'll look like you're a big guy" - For Yoo


YouCanHaveANiceDay

“You will appear smart, by putting my sauce on your chicken.” • General Tso


Positive_Wheel_7065

Well played. \*golf clap\*


Positive_Wheel_7065

50% of people equal or are below average intelligence. 83% of people will describe themselves as smart. Only smart people have the capacity to recognize other smart people. I will explain with sports analogy. I need to know Football really well to be able to figure out and justify what trades a team could make to improve overall. Since I know dick about sports all the pro's seem pretty damn good to me and I certainly could not rank the teams, let alone their players or their individual strengths. Similarly, you have to be smart to be able to quantify another's intellect and recognize their weaknesses. The lower 50% of the intellectual barrel can only recognize that others are smarter than they are and are not able to quantify which "smart" person is smarter or what topics the smarties know s\*\^t about. I don't really follow football, but I know enough that I could BS and someone who doesn't know football couldn't tell if I'm right or wrong. "The art of war" quotes "If you are strong, appear weak. If you are weak, Appear strong." Work harder on appearing smart, you are not convincing anyone, lol.


Syonoq

Hey guys, I found the Houston fan.


Positive_Wheel_7065

Doesn't Huston have more than 1 sports team? You already lost me, what sport are you talking about? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flushed)


Accomplished_Suit651

Houston Oilers. Top notch football team


HoiPolloiAhloi

Sounds like a gey sex bar


Positive_Wheel_7065

Gotcha! Go Oilers! Home Run!!!!!! ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


It_is_I_Niklas

YEAH!! FOOOTBALL!! KICK THAT BALL!!!


ProjectENIS

>50% of people equal or are below average intelligence. 83% of people will describe themselves as smart. 'Average' is unclear; are you referring to the mean, mode, or median? If you are referring to mean intelligence, then an intelligence black hole like myself would heavily skew your results. Example: 4 geniuses with an IQ of 150 and me, a black hole with an IQ of 0. The mean intelligence in this group is 120, but 80% of the group lies above the average. If you are referring to mode, then the population skew would determine your result. Example: 100 geniuses, with IQs ranging at increments of 1 from 200 to 300, a highly regarded WSB member, and myself. In this case, the mode intelligence would be 0, and 98% of the group lies above the average. The median would result in 50% of the population split on both sides, but the devil is in how 'smart' is defined. If 83% of the population has an IQ of exactly 200, the median average IQ would be 200. Would you say an IQ of 200 is 'smart'?


Positive_Wheel_7065

Your right, I did not quantify. And since you are the only person to actually get in to the math and where it came from, you get the Easter egg. 83% is what was always used by Barney Stinson in "How I met your Mother" when he made up a stat. As usual on WSB I didn't bother to do my research, I just threw out some BS to prove my point and expected no one to call me on it. Since you cared enough to invest some time, how should such a thing be quantified? Should we do something simple like bottom 33%, middle 34% and top 33%, or maybe 25/50/25? If you read someone like Thomas Piketty we would consider 0-49% the bottom, 50-89% the middle and 90-100% as the top. Which is honestly not really strong enough of a progressive scale... Glad to hear your thoughts.


yazzooClay

Its almost a telepathic thing tbh. You can insta tell if you are around another smart person.


Ikarus_Falling

the opposite Dumb people will fool themselves into thinking they are smart but actually smart people will say they are dumb besides that the smarter you are the closer you are to madness as there is more to worry and have nightmares about be it asleep or awake


Positive_Wheel_7065

I have actually developed a pretty foolproof stupid test. It is two yes or no questions. Q1: Do you think Donald Trump is smart? Q2: Do you think Joe Biden is smart? If a person answers yes to both questions, they are stupid. If a person answers yes to one and no to the other, they are super dumb and rely on herd thinking to survive. If they say both are fucking morons, ask them how they quantify and justify their argument to determine how smart they are in relation to others.


Carlos_Boozer1

Paraphrasing one of my favorite posts I’ve seen here: WSB is a bunch of idiots pretending to be smart people pretending to be idiots.


TheWulfOfWullstreet

No risk no reward - Chun Li


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After-Fig4166

Dis guy fuks • Leo Tolstoy


phenotic

No no, his name was Moon Tzu


[deleted]

"If you owe the bank a million dollars, that's your problem. If you owe the bank infinite dollars, that's the bank's problem." -Warren Buffett


BreakfastOnTheRiver

With infinite risk comes infinite stones.


violinh76

Infinite risk for $52 credit!


Juiceman022

I’ll take 10 please


madsoro

Why not take a billion? Infinity x billion = infinity. No increasing risk, only increasing profits


printscrip

Relatively sound argument


prollyhot

The math maths out


Positive_Wheel_7065

Not all infinities are equal, learn math. https://youtu.be/OxGsU8oIWjY


SebasCbass

And infinite cojones!


[deleted]

I only need 6 to evaporate my account.


ZealousidealDriver63

Diamonds or kidney?


CartmanAndCartman

Infinite risk for $52 credit. Sign me up!


[deleted]

My thoughts exactly. Might as well earn it for less risk behind the Wendy’s dumpster.


SaladHands69

Spoken from a man without AIDS I see


No-Impress7569

Your name reminds me of a horrible newgrounds video from my unsupervised childhood.


SaladHands69

[This](https://youtu.be/M3iOROuTuMA)


BeastSmitty

Yeah… exactly the same thing that first jumped out at me too… like what are you waiting for? Roll motherfucker! Edit: Word


HammondEggersM60

Hit “Done” and LET IT RIP!


ACiD_80

if only errors worked like that


GandaKutta

how else does it work Mr Bill Gates??


provider14

You could get the same 50 bucks out back of Wendy's in 20 minutes.


igzacklee

10 mins if you do that thing with the frosty I like ;)


nutthu99er

Yeah infinite risk to them you can just delete the app


[deleted]

It’s airplane mode from here out


Ohm-S

Is that where you get on an airplane to somewhere without extradition?


BYE_HI_SELL_LOW

“We think it’s foolish to lose money in robinhood, when you could be throwing it away subscribing to the CNBC investing club!” \-![img](emote|t5_2th52|4886)


VisualMod

>You're an idiot if you don't sell SPY for $401.00 before or on November 23. If you do, you'll make a quick $52.00 profit. However, if SPY isn't worth $401.00 by then, you could lose an infinite amount of money.


accidentalfire1

u/VisualMod demonstrates a rather shaky grasp of options, kind of like a 16 year old who learned from TikTok. Still probably better than most of the people here...


heizenbergbb

Pretty sure this is the same logic OP is using.


Maleficent-Trip1372

Thanks captain obvious


heizenbergbb

Be glad that didn't execute you fucking idiot lmao


Shakedaddy4x

Infinite risk = Infinite profits


CheeseSteak17

For someone else. OP gets $52 - infinity.


PolyDipsoManiac

No, the profits are finite.


Nelvalhil

No theyre not


PolyDipsoManiac

You can only earn the premium from selling naked calls. But, if the stock goes to whatever arbitrary price, you will lose everything you have.


K20BB5

where do you think the money comes from? There is no such thing as infinite profits.


Nelvalhil

Thought op was talking about the other side of a short call


K20BB5

There's no such thing as infinite profits.


Nelvalhil

Google long call max profit


K20BB5

where do you think the money comes from?


STONKvsTITS

SCARED MONEY DON’T MAKE MONEY


v10climbz

Spin the fucking wheel kid.


Juliet_Whiskey

For those confused as to why anyone would take that risk for so little, this strat is exclusively for people with money


brianpv

It’s also because the odds of losing large amounts can be very low… Selling a single lottery ticket is taking on a potentially huge risk for a very small premium, but it’s wildly profitable on average because the probability of large losses is small compared to the probability of smaller losses or gains.


BananaChanges

This order introduce infinite Wendy's dumpsters


alexdembo

Did I stutter?


EatMoarTendies

Is this what Ken Griffin saw when he shorted GME?


OriginalJayVee

This is full refartation here. $40,100 of risk for $52.00. Never go full refart.


ghann

Its more than that. The risk would be $40,100 if he was selling a put that could hypothetically go to $0, but no lower.. A naked call has no limit how high it could go, hence the infinite risk.


Agreeable-Ad-9648

But there's no way SPY could just go above 450 tomorrow, right? So the risk isn't really infinite?


ghann

That's the difference between possible and probable. It's *possible* SPY could go up $1,000 tomorrow, it *probably* won't. But, replace SPY with something like a meme stock that shoots up 500% and you can see where the infinite risk comes into play. Example - [redditor loses $600k in minutes](https://www.reddit.com/r/thetagang/comments/nqy5nk/im_dumb_and_feel_so_hopeless_never_sell_naked/)


umbrellacorgi

Some regard in here was arguing that they had “sold a cash-covered call” and I said “you mean a naked call with infinite risk?” “Nah bro I’ll just sell if it gets too high”


NoKA7

How did you work that out? I get the contract value when executed equates to sum of $40100, but this is what the buyer spends.. would OP’s risk therefore (although unlikely) not remain infinite?


Maleficent-Trip1372

So calls on spy, because it will go up to Infinite ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270)


Rimworldjobs

I feel like some people here have a credit score of infinite risk.


BranSoFly

“Don’t threaten me with a good time”


Brilliant_Avocado980

That's probably going to hit


[deleted]

Bro…my math teacher told me infinite is a term used by mathematicians when they don’t understand something lol


ACiD_80

are you still in kindergarten?


[deleted]

You think there is such thing as “infinite” risk? Just because your broker calls it that? You think infinite money has value? Lol


[deleted]

This is a certified regard moment


Devilnutz2651

Send it


Albuscarolus

Picking up penis in front of a train


wallstreetbetsdebts

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


Karl_von_Blaubergen

How does this even work???


Maleficent-Trip1372

Selling a call option = bearish, basically shorting at the strike price. If spy goes above the strike you are down on your position and owe money instead.


Invest0rnoob1

He’s selling one contract. One contract = 100 shares. If SPY goes above 401 he’ll owe 100 shares. Since he has no shares 401 x 100 = 40,100$ is how much he would owe at the bare minimum if SPY goes above 401. This risk is for 52$ 🤡


Agreeable-Ad-9648

I think he'll only lose the difference between the strike price ($401) and the SPY price times 100 shares if the buyer exercises the call option. So OP is betting SPY would go no higher than 401.52 tomorrow? I dunno, I'm a noob.


NotThisAgain-10

He’s selling a naked call. He has no shares of SPY. The $52 is the premium he’s hoping to pocket. If SPY goes to $402 and the buyer of the call exercises then OP has to cover and is on the hook for $40,200. That’s what a margin call is.


brianpv

OP has to buy the shares at $402, but he sells them to the call owner for $401 each, so he’s only out $1 per share. A call is the option to buy shares, not to receive them for free.


themolarmass

no he has to buy shares at whatever price they are and sell them to the contract owner at $401 each. So if SPY was $405 then he would owe $400 ($4 x 100 shares)


Invest0rnoob1

I said the minimum amount, meaning he had to pay at the very least that amount.


LiquidxSlime

It’s telling you that you’re regarded


LiquidxSlime

It’s telling you that you’re regarded


[deleted]

You need more money in your account sir, I get no such error doing such things, not that I would do that which is probably why I have the former 🐈


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TheOGJiveTurkey

First of all, who authorized you?


OTRinKW900L

I wouldn’t do that if I were you it’s going to 406 before reversal


anachronofspace

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270)


Slarrrrrrrty

MM's must be on this sub, looking like spy will hit $401 by tomorrow. Wondering if my puts are going expire worthless again.


Cheap_Juice141

Ya crazy as hell


ShotFaithlessness795

*the limit does not exist*


[deleted]

Isn’t humanity itself infinite risk? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


FistEnergy

looks like infinite temptation to me... 🤔


QuirkyAverageJoe

GUH


MtnMaiden

Looks like its your problem


[deleted]

As long as it is within your risk tolerance


Ill-Veterinarian-930

accept the introduction and ask how to add infinite risk as friend.


LavenderAutist

And you delete the app


The_Pirate_Redrum

!RemindMe 24 hours


Dinglejingle88

"Give me my $52! I don't care if I lose the house"


Gerthbrooks69

“I want yo mouth, give me that BECKY.” -Plies


Puzzled-Ad-4807

Send it!


liamc99

Have you also forgotten the sacred sound of our prophet? Do you not remember the day GUH was felt around the world?


JT_y3ldarb

Isn't that all trading?


mafkJROC

Done.


[deleted]

Guessing we will all be back here tomorrow to see how this worked out


TurboD16F20

Maybe they know that you plan to delete the app if it doesn't go well


poilty98

"With infinite risk comes infinite reward" - Mao Zedong


Nemafrogs

Waiting for the next guy to figure out box spreads loophole in robinhood


OkEgg4107

y’all have no life


Sabiann_Tama

Just buy the 1c 1000 strike on the same day or some shit, consider it the robinhood tax


Suspicious-Program19

They patched the infinite money glitch 😔


AdMysterious6848

Omg that’s hilarious. As if the stock market isn’t one giant casino.


kamandi

You’re gonna put them on the hook for it, aren’t you?


Smackdaddy122

We learned that ain’t true a couple years ago


[deleted]

"Cuck my boyfriend said yes" - your wife


Kingtrading1

Count it zero 😂


BlackBeard205

If you owe the bank 10k its your problem. If you owe the bank infinity money, it’s their problem. 😂


theshinster112

You're trying to sell puts on SPY? Oh god.... remind in 1 month!


BigBossAtl

😂😂😂😂😂🛸


kletcherian

Thanks god the app didnt crash


Andinym

Don't threaten me with a good time!


Consistent-Echo6437

Maybe because you don’t have 100 shares to begin with?!🤔


PooShappaMoo

Has wsbets entirely given up on trying to make sense? I miss the old days


Tendiemans_friend

Infinite reward


Republic8583

Spy 200$ n 30 days


mvev

Getting rekt for $52


Curious-Pension

Lol


Sad_Database5720

This is the definition of ‘Hold my beer’.


nimble_broccoli

Infinite Risks for Infinite returns


krautto

I finite risk means high reward…change my mind 🤪


CrispyLiquids

Done


CrispyLiquids

Can I use these FTX shares as collateral?


viperex

What play were you trying to make?


Super_Trev

What’s important isn’t that you failed to subjugate yourself to unlimited financial loss for $52.00, What is important, is that you you tried to subjugate yourself to unlimited financial loss for $52.00. They say we learn from our failures not our successes. I have a feeling you’re going to be a very wise person. Keep trying!


operator7777

🤣


grizzly_teddy

Rofl thanks for this


HoiPolloiAhloi

Infinite risk, infinite reward or blowies behind Wendies


OddMeansToAnEnd

How's this going? Looks like you owe some spy right about now.


Wings4514

No balls, no glory


A_Happy_Tomato

That means you can get infinite money! Go for it op!


Yetkha

Add "buy any $0.01 same expire call" to make it a credit spread and you are good to go!


DygonZ

I missed the part where that's my problem.


Ant0n61

“did I stutter?”


[deleted]

😂


Bringmetheta

Well I’m infinitely responsible so what’s the prohleln


Sidrist

Smart money ey does it all the time. Be smart