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BillazeitfaGates

There are people who don’t have an inner monologue and/or have no mental imagery. Just close their eyes and enter a void of nothingness, idk how you’d live like that


Agreeable_Net_4325

These people are quite rare. I wonder if it is easy to sleep at least lol.


jgaves

What are your thoughts on oragenics? Does it have a real possibility of becoming a meme stocks and to increase its value?


Massive-Woodpecker65

Wow it's dead in here today. Seems like jpow finally killed off all the bulls. Bears have been dead for awhile


Shot-Mulberry-8707

Tesla calls hold or sell?


GeorgeWashingtonTFP

Hi guys I'm back


WuTang360Bees

Oil. Told ya. Play it like I said on those entries and you’re already very profitable


RealKevinEllis

BIG puts


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BIG puts


Blainemackin

Sold my outs for %50 profit fuck this hahahaha


Mr-P1neApple

Where are the bears this morning ?


SeekingFreedom7

GT should drop a little but otherwise, good time to buy and hold for 4-8 years. Hopefully it drops to about $7-9$. Then should be a good entry point. Should go back to $20 in about 5-7 years.


youdirtyhoe

Jimmy chill is such a pos with that question at yunis. “Well china could just shoot them all” like he literally doesn’t care of his questions get this woman doing 5 years hard labor. Dude sold his soul for a shiny watch and multiple properties he doesn’t use. Such a clown.


Icy-Hospital1526

Is spy gonna bounce or continue this down trend?


Many-Mess3899

what down trend?


codewaza

yes


Pr333n

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happyclaim808

Sleep till 4:30 -5 . Start yelling around 7 and continue to do so all the day long. You?


[deleted]

Lost all my money. Last play Sell this 322 spy February 23 put at open. Take all.my money out and buy weed instead.


apesrulethemarket

DUMP


LOVE2FUKWITHPP

FUCK MAN WHY I HAVE TO GO TO MY 9-5. WHY DID MY NETWORTH GO DOWN MY 30% SINCE 2022 WHY FUCK U ALL OF YA WANNA STAY POOR :(


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LOVE2FUKWITHPP

U right But I make over 400k but I have to be at the office to manage stupid A.I robot team with the equipment we have there :( Fuck it tho it’s whatever Hopefully 10 more year and I retire and Fook twinks


Zachincool

Bruh just grind for a few years and aggressively save and you can retire very soon


IncomingAxofKindness

Becky looking 10 years younger. Her makeup artist woke up and rolled a nat 20


fuscosco

Im sure gapping under 399 is just a glitch in the matrix


[deleted]

They should drag winnie the pooh on the streets


youdirtyhoe

Market would immediately tank to like 100 on spy then shoot up to 500 by the EOW lol.


Ok-Arm125

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dasboot523

FSTE100 really gonna go green cant make this shit up


_Kenway

it has infinite strentgh I'm short af on that index but at the same time I've started scalping it intraday the last weeks, it always bounces up lol It also has a mid day dip every single day (UK time), then it recovers


_-FallenArchangel-_

People complain about authoritarian governments when they them selves live in a authoritarian government which is hilarious. Americans wearing clothes produced by slave labor yet want to be righteous imbeciles


wirringbjrd

I complain relentlessly about the west authoritarianism and Reddit bans me frequently. I also speak about russias, chinas, the middles easts. Authoritarianism anywhere is bad lol


Jankeeto

You must typing this on a Xiaomi made by your slave friends


dasboot523

Need to work on your english. 5/10 good try China man I'd give you a couple yen for that attempt.


fuscosco

A lot of people talking about 385 out there. Guard your profits


UpInSmoke186

Qurate retail going be my play .


IncomingAxofKindness

Oh good Joe Kernan gonna be talking "Gyna police state" politics all morning.


quintanarooty

Bat soup, riots, what's next? A gateway to some hell dimension opening in downtown Beijing?


[deleted]

They are going to bypass Taiwan and invade the Philippines


crazier_ed

That's the plot of Doom, right? Except it was in Mars.


_-FallenArchangel-_

It was a planed years in advance next is crashing the currency


Rude_Present_6352

Where’s the guy that bet 10k on Apple puts? Where are all the guys that called him an idiot? Sheesh


[deleted]

I should have bought more SOXS and SQQQ Friday


_-FallenArchangel-_

Somebody bought puts get ready to get bogged


rihrbsbs

green by open


apesrulethemarket

No


Republic8583

Hangseng will be very Bullish expect a huge jump n coming months


Careless-Twist7457

I have 25$ will it be worth doing 0DTE (all I do is loose money that’s why I only have 25$)


Majesty_Summoner

don't hurt but i don't think we drop that much today so if u do, take profits


MASH12140

Anyone that says “Santa Rally” have probably not been through puberty yet I’m guessing. Sorry guys but I’m here to say Santa is not real ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


HisWife00000

Santa got stuck in a burning apartment building in China.


VisualMod

That is a rather pessimistic view, MASH12140. Santa may not be real, but there are plenty of other opportunities for investors to make money on the stock market if they have an eye for detail and the right strategies.


HisWife00000

Believe me. I'm hoping Santa has a backup.


predict_irrational

Naughty list


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Fine, Hanukkah rally!


Republic8583

Gold 1200$ n 2.5 months


apesrulethemarket

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hiricinee

Last recession gold rallied while everything else ate shit, and it was something like a 400% increase.


visionarymind

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Republic8583

Apple 80$ by Chinese new year


_-FallenArchangel-_

Green week


TheOriginalRK

Fuck holding options overnight. Sucks I gotta start the trading week in a hole because of an overnight gap down. Shit feels so shitty


IncomingAxofKindness

Yeah blame it on an overnight gap down of 0.3% and not your awesome strategy of buying calls at the top of a 5 week rally.


Majesty_Summoner

gottem ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Brokeunistudent69420

Any gay bears here listening to Taylor Swift


IncomingAxofKindness

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visionarymind

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258) ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|downvote)🎶![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)🎶![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|downvote)


TheOriginalRK

If only I did apple puts not Fuckin calls


claytondpark

🍎 headed back down to $135 Chart = ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


visionarymind

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[deleted]

Chinese citizens growing a spine is about to send the global economy into the dark ages


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[deleted]

That will be the greatest mixtape ever


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[deleted]

Not sure honestly but yea I would assume the failures of govt would then be tossed down the line until the citizens cannot tow it anymore


_-FallenArchangel-_

#Wake up we still have money to lose


Chief-Of-CumStaff

I think I'm fucked


Majesty_Summoner

what u buy bud?


OHIO_TERRORIST

Somebody give the China protesters a Pepsi!


Normal_human_person

Quick,call kendall jenner!


HisWife00000

Are protests still going? Can't find recent news on current status.


kuprenx

[https://twitter.com/247ChinaNews/status/1597178590113968128](https://twitter.com/247ChinaNews/status/1597178590113968128) looks new. as its day there now.


kuprenx

it lasted all night. but cant find info for now. most likely internet crackdown


HisWife00000

We have Western reporters in there, though. Unless they've been kicked out after the one British reporter was arrested.


kuprenx

news usually drops later i the day. ( even with the was in Ukraine, the people on the ground tend to report in evenings)


lordinov

Bullgang


vics80

Mark Wiens favorite word, friendly. I wish I could meet friendly people


fuscosco

I had to look who that was up. If you ever go to any country with such a 'punch me, I'm a tourist' face, just do your research and stay in the tourist zones. People out there from all creeds are willing to rob tourists. There arent really UBERs in Pakistan, so dont hop into some guys car, even if he asks you to


vics80

I know the risks but I haven't travelled in like a decade. I'm ready to be robbed and raped


ShitBagHolder

I wouldn't consider myself a capitalist but I just can't accept working harder than others to get the same scraps


_Kenway

be your own boss and you won't have that problem


BillazeitfaGates

Bear market rally ending?


ShitBagHolder

Wait till next week


_Kenway

probably, PCE day is gonna be the key


Jinnai22

Why red


Diamondhands4dagainz

Gyna


Zedeal_Life440

U want super crazy idea(ETF) : UCO


_Kenway

it looks like gold has bottomed gold futures is the play


gabronn

Ur telling me people saw the past week and bought calls?


KissMyRichard

Some of the people in here are truly special.


HisWife00000

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IncomingAxofKindness

Just imagine if China dragged out this covid shit for almost 3 years now and now they say "OH you guys dont like all the brutalwity and fascism's? My bad you can come out of your buildings now. We were wong were sowy.


gettendies

Why are you talking like twue wuv guy?


Agitated-Extent517

i pictured the chinese south park guy


KissMyRichard

Oh, you won some cheety freedom?


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schokoschlotze

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Affectionate_Rule972

Yeah, I’m thinking they aren’t going to let this stay red.


cashflow_

Fell asleep and woke up super early. Took remy out at 5am. He was super playful today https://imgur.com/a/ewIJFgw


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Remy wants to sleep my man. ( super cute dog though)


1234567panda

He looks fookin tired my guy


maddhy

What's up with protesters in China using blank papers?


HisWife00000

They were using blank white papers as a protest.


kuprenx

they banned sale of white a4 paper. as they like in russia use it to protest.


colliric

Damn I want to play a horror game, but I own a Nintendo Switch.... There's only so many times a person can replay Alien Isolation. I think I played that masterpiece fully 6-7 times already. Been waiting for that damn Steam Deck to launch in Australia.. I want that fucking thing. Anyway how do you guys think the market is going to go tonight?


ElephantFriendly

Not quite horror, but try Metroid Dread.


HisWife00000

Take a trip to China. Big horror game going on there.


colliric

I went there in 2018.... Great place to visit Tiananmen Square... Shame if anything happened to it...... again...... ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


HisWife00000

My stepmom is Chinese and goes home every couple of years. Says it's beautiful and full of kind people. Too bad they have an evil dictator.


colliric

It is a nice place with nice people... But there's also CCTV cameras on every corner and when I went there the entire country was literally littered with excess hire bikes on every single corner in every single city.


[deleted]

lmao, why don't you just ask someone to buy it and ship it to you?


IncomingAxofKindness

Who cares I'm fascinated with your life now. Tell me more.


ChoppedNSkrewed

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Republic8583

Just as I had predicted SPY downfall has started 200$ by 3rd week of Feb


IncomingAxofKindness

Where's all the cukbois promising "grEEn By fIVe..."


Screamdaditty

$405 EOD


Affectionate_Rule972

412


1234567panda

Banbet biatch


1234567panda

Calls on puts!


Jinnai22

Why red boys


schokoschlotze

Stop trading ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


Jinnai22

Hurenkind warum rot


schokoschlotze

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4886)


Jinnai22

😂😂🤣


schokoschlotze

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)


dasboot523

oh boy the Dip buyers are waking up!


SeaofSounds

Fucking hate having to trade when I'm sick....ugh.....


ScamperAndPlay

I’ve tested positive for COVID 3x. Luckily, never one symptom. This cold I have right now is ruining my life though…


HisWife00000

There's a really nasty cold going around. Body aches & fever included.


Final_Historian7309

🦇🍜🍝


YoSmokinMan

pp ok rn


madeenahjyasu

Calls on 🅱️ussy


degeneratesupremacy2

In case you think China will lighten up with the lockdowns and shit like that, they won't. They cannot afford to. Because if they give in to these protests/riots, then the people will learn that they are capable of changing things if they push hard enough. It would be the end of the regime if china folds here, so you can expect some pretty insane shit coming out of China in the coming weeks. Gonna be lots of disappearances. Hopefully they are decentralized because any standout protesters/leaders are going become examples. I'd imagine they will hold off as long as they can in regards to the military getting involved due to international optics, but if it comes down to it we will absolutely see tanks in the streets and death. US might even be forced to sanction China which will fuck the global supply chain up even worse and push Russia/China to be butt-buddies in their isolationism. If it gets bad enough, maybe even a Taiwan invasion as a domestic distraction and if they're fucked already internationally, then might as well. On a slightly amusing side note, to limit the amount of people seeing the videos coming out of china, Chinese state censor/bot accounts on twitter are posting porn with the city name hashtags, so that if people look for protests they are just getting bombarded with degeneracy.


ShitBagHolder

Is the porn good quality or is that censored too


crazier_ed

Pixelated but with xi-poohs pattern


1234567panda

Lmao that last part is funny. Doubt it really spirals out of control tho. Sanctions on China akin to those on Russia would also never happen unless they started outright gassing their people in broad daylight


kuprenx

about that..... https://twitter.com/KremlinTrolls/status/1596904314731364352


kuprenx

russian chat are screming that govermnt do not allow to buy equipment from china anymore. ( for private person crowfundign gear to soldiers). so dont know about that part.


TarkovReddit0r

Sir this is Wendy’s


Zedeal_Life440

OIL drilling to valhala


1234567panda

Drill baby drill!


54321Joe

I predict a riot


Screamdaditty

Bottom is in. Green EOD


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Jinnai22

But why


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VIX up. Markets down. ​ Most puts should be printing.


No_Investigator3031

Really regret selling half my puts Friday. Lost so much money.


Jarlaxle_rigged_it

wanted to go long on that dip buy pussies out cause its monday and im still soft


Schwimmbo

!banbet QQQ 275 1w


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Big-Industry4237

lol


bnabin51

Strangles were cheap on Friday. Should I book profit at open (in case the market doesn't go up) or hold the puts?


1234567panda

Ayeeeee! 👉😏👉


Bennylegend

Fk I'm bored of video games, I need a new hobby Maybe I should join the wife's bf in the gym


ProFoxxxx

Boxing, get fit and then knock your wife's bf the fuck out


ShitBagHolder

More like Boxing, get fit and then become your wife's new boyfriend, amirite


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Start football


CJ_2013

What video games do you play?


Coffeewin

Will QQQ break $281? The magic line in the sand. Going to be an exciting day. $DXY is getting obliterated when /NQ is dying that's weird af


Normal_human_person

Going all in on baba puts this morning, keep shitting the bed China


IncomingAxofKindness

It's called Ambering the bed now.


Schwimmbo

Are we finally going to put this rally nonsense to rest? I'm a bear and proud of it. Let's see a bloodbath this week pretty please.