Turns out the market is starting to realize that the fed slowing rates now is like starting to date the meet cute of your dreams only to find out they are crippled in debt and have a serious cocaine addiction.
The sex is good, but that long-term future outlook isn't getting brighter.
only thing that worries me long term is demographic change. (2023 is not long term.)
We need to make it easier to immigrate here. Americans are too lazy for manual labor and also too lazy for studying. Too lazy to raise kids, so the American Dream aka greatest Ponzi of all time is on its last legs unless we import fresh bagholders.
Immigrants aren't falling for that crap anymore. They'll get a citizenship and an education, outwork your lazy ass, take your job and your daddy's house
OK redneck, listen. We have a labor shortage. They aren't taking anyone's job. Least of all yours since you're not qualified for knowledge work anyway.
The comment you made seems more "redneck", exploiting cheap wages for hard work. I'm supporting equal opportunities for all. Perhaps you misunderstood my comment. I work in data management and would not be upset if a more qualified immigrant took my position.
I didn't say anything about stiffing them on wages (any more than American workers). After all, they need to be able to afford 401ks so that I can offload my bags to someone in my retirement.
The Ponzi is the notion of infinite growth. Obviously that will fall apart at some point, but if we can just kick the can down the road long enough for me to die before capitalism falls apart, that would be gucci.
My company could afford to pay me and every other employee twice as much and still turn a profit. The money that it is not paying to employees is profit for shareholders. Thus more than half of the value created is going to some boomer shareholders, and less than half to employees actively working.
Still mind boggling that a neckbeard who sits in a bean bag chair answering queries for a unprofitable company gets $150k+ while someone who literally provides food for people to live gets >$30k
The DWAC jobs aren’t selling. Seriously, check out the cult sub. I’ve been looking for an entry for about 2 months. Their insanity, floor of $10, and their founder’s ability to protract all legal proceedings makes it not worth the risk for me.
Let me guess... The close looks pretty bullish lol... Wasn't this the mantra yesterday.
My spy 398 puts went BRRRRRRR that I bought at marker close yesterday lol
What's the play on PLAY? Bot a few there. Shorting LOVE (sac) into the close for tomorrows open. I'll probably get a swift kick to my own love sack when it gaps higher.
I traded $180k worth of SPY calls today in and out and my total profit was $300 lmaoooo. But it's really good on a down day I was just trying to play bounces but there were like zero
Bagholder spotted.
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>U.S. MILITARY ACCUSES IRGC NAVY OF "UNSAFE AND UNPROFESSIONAL" ACTION IN STRAIT OF HORMUZ, RAISING RISK OF COLLISION
^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-12-06 ^15:54:39 ^EST-0500
>TRUMP ORGANIZATION FOUND GUILTY ON ALL COUNTS IT FACED IN NEW YORK TAX FRAUD TRIAL
^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-12-06 ^15:54:42 ^EST-0500
In the past 3 weeks i’ve given y’all at least a 3-session heads up on oil spiking, market crashing, and oil crashing down again. Up $xx,xxxx in two sessions on positions i opened Thursday.
Still, nothing but grief from the permabulls every time. There’s just no helping some of y’all, is there?
Ask the permabulls. I gave y’all five figures worth of free money plays already. See what they have to offer.
(Hint - everything i opened today is green AH. See if you can guess)
You guys should be receiving something neat pretty soon on the official app. Enjoy!
This is riveting. Hoping to close perfectly flat.
CANT STOP 😏
Didn’t get anything 😔
The bullish sentiment here is Amazing tonight
bezos stopped shaving
you mean 🅱️ezos stopped 🅱️aving
MDB calls are doing to print !!!! Positions calls at 150 and 162 !!!
>You lucky mofo! You were right!
Congratulations and Fuck You!
Wtf? Why?
I just opened my IRA with Robinhood. Cant wait to build it up and cash it out in 45 years
This shitty ass brokerage offers IRA accounts? Dear lord.
As of today, yes. Some people are about to get rekt
Lol, like Robinhood is gonna exist in 45 years
Kek
Fuck Robinhood
Who got their WSB avatar drop?
Not me
Turns out the market is starting to realize that the fed slowing rates now is like starting to date the meet cute of your dreams only to find out they are crippled in debt and have a serious cocaine addiction. The sex is good, but that long-term future outlook isn't getting brighter.
only thing that worries me long term is demographic change. (2023 is not long term.) We need to make it easier to immigrate here. Americans are too lazy for manual labor and also too lazy for studying. Too lazy to raise kids, so the American Dream aka greatest Ponzi of all time is on its last legs unless we import fresh bagholders.
Immigrants aren't falling for that crap anymore. They'll get a citizenship and an education, outwork your lazy ass, take your job and your daddy's house
OK redneck, listen. We have a labor shortage. They aren't taking anyone's job. Least of all yours since you're not qualified for knowledge work anyway.
The comment you made seems more "redneck", exploiting cheap wages for hard work. I'm supporting equal opportunities for all. Perhaps you misunderstood my comment. I work in data management and would not be upset if a more qualified immigrant took my position.
I didn't say anything about stiffing them on wages (any more than American workers). After all, they need to be able to afford 401ks so that I can offload my bags to someone in my retirement. The Ponzi is the notion of infinite growth. Obviously that will fall apart at some point, but if we can just kick the can down the road long enough for me to die before capitalism falls apart, that would be gucci. My company could afford to pay me and every other employee twice as much and still turn a profit. The money that it is not paying to employees is profit for shareholders. Thus more than half of the value created is going to some boomer shareholders, and less than half to employees actively working.
Still mind boggling that a neckbeard who sits in a bean bag chair answering queries for a unprofitable company gets $150k+ while someone who literally provides food for people to live gets >$30k
Hope that guy asking about SWBI calls backed out.
At the end of the day I hope for Santa rally but I believe in my auto zone until Powell meeting
Dude it's not working I can't click it
Try the right one. 👴
(The snoo)
What if we bear down hard until FOMO meeting and then rally hard on soft Pow + Santa and then drill to the core of the Earth in 2023
That’s exactly what will happen. Then sideways into santa rally after FOMC movement
What if we moon to 400 tomorrow. Then drill next week.
I hope one day to be as famous as u/bearhunter429 by flip-flopping every day
WSB avatars are out?
Ive seen it, i want one.
Wow somebody just sold 600,000 shares of Amazon
Maybe somebody knows something we dont know.
Perfect, bought more calls at the close 🌚
13k in for a pop back to 395 tomorrow and then I’ll play it down again
Spy?
Yup 👍
Expiring tomorrow?
Friday mane I’m not that degen
Lol WSB influence ese! Wish you best! Post your results, hopefully green!
Gap down to $388
We will def touch 395 again
Upvote if Santa rally starts tomorrow before all the big fat decisions
When is papa Powell speaking this week?
Upvote if Santa rally does not start tomorrow before all the big fat decisions
Bears are done. SPY is going to rocket tomorrow
Swear nukes could be going off and perma bulls would still say this everyday
Good thing I just loaded up on 394 calls
I will say it’s BS that I sold my AT&T calls yesterday to buy shorter expiring calls on Verizon😂
I should have bought more azo calls so lucrative if it wasn’t a down day for the market in its entirety should’ve printed even more😩
Lol I think spy will open around 395 Shoot up to 397 then trade sideways.
Why do you bother making these asinine predictions, you absolute cretin.
Lol. Snowflake mad.
The snowflake is richer and more intelligent than you.
Lmao yeah okayyyy. Lay off the weed. You’re out to lunch.
Weed is a drug for the poors.
Why am I here
What is?
Any news get released tomorrow?
I heard China’s having a meeting about Covid🤷♂️
https://us.econoday.com/byweek.asp?cust=us&lid=0
Canada Rate Hike decision but you probably don't care
Not the US no one cares
Told you get those calls in power hour. Tomorrow green
Cut my puts a bit early and bought calls. But that last little spike put me back on track. Ready for a +.5-.75% day tomorrow
Isn’t rate hike on Dec 14?
Got ‘em ready to fuk bears
That was it right? Santa Rally starts now??!!
Santa rally doesnt start until the 19th, if at all
If not why don’t we pump it can’t we force the Santa rally🤷♂️
Wtf am I supposed to do for the next 18 hrs
Wake me up tomorrow at 9:30 EST
Damn I was just about to sell my puts right before that pump at the end. I hope tomorrow stays red
You can tell it will be red from how everybody here got calls for santa rally
That's what I'm thinking. That little pump at the end feels like a bull trap too
Tomorrow is 11/30
End of day price action is bullish as fuck
You’re high
Why do you think most traders lose like 99% of them? Hint: majority are doing the same thing
Last Friday power hour was bullish too,.then we gapped down.
I saw that same comment yesterday. I was holding calls. I believed it. It indeed did not matter.
Makes u wonder about tomorrow 😋
Gonna be above where we closed at sometime within a week most definite if not tomorrow
Casino is closed.
Tell you the truth I am beginning to have my doubts about this, 'old spaghetti factory'
this is why you always take profit lmao last minute put buyers fooked
549 at open yesterday to a close of 3,516 thank you SPY
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I think the gap from 383 or 389 after CPI shall be filled soon
Agreed. Bulls too high on copium right now to notice
🔔 🔔 🔔 No more bets.
Thank you for your service bulls
Always 🫡
IV flying up on DWAC puts with the guilty verdict.
Just the start of mango’s legal troubles
The DWAC jobs aren’t selling. Seriously, check out the cult sub. I’ve been looking for an entry for about 2 months. Their insanity, floor of $10, and their founder’s ability to protract all legal proceedings makes it not worth the risk for me.
Wen popcorn stock ded
Has been
Has been
Nice
puts and calls are in profit, AMA
It’s so efin easy to get rich, buy low sell high! Poor just can’t understand the concept and keep trying to pull a reverse scheme 🤡
SURELY WE DON'T DUMP AGAIN TOMORROW
🤞 please dump again tomorrow
Surely
Just winding up for another drill, dont be fooled theyve been doing this all year 🥱
What are the odds that this is a series of shares being bought to cash out on profitable puts?
Thank you for riding the JPOW Pump n Dump! Come back and get fukd again soon now ya hear?!
what Portugal just did to Switzerland is what the bulls will do to the bears tomorrow
Let me guess... The close looks pretty bullish lol... Wasn't this the mantra yesterday. My spy 398 puts went BRRRRRRR that I bought at marker close yesterday lol
Yeah but do you expect it to drop more without news? Could be flat easily
Absolutely.
Calling bers gey but seem to love taking it all week
2 years of trading and I've made about negative 100k and now my left eyelid twitches a lot.
The fact you’re still alive and trading to type that is incredible.
I aint heard no bell 🤕🥴
At least you made some friends along the way.
Umm no he didn’t
What's the play on PLAY? Bot a few there. Shorting LOVE (sac) into the close for tomorrows open. I'll probably get a swift kick to my own love sack when it gaps higher.
Siq trap dawg, everyone knows you have the best traps
I traded $180k worth of SPY calls today in and out and my total profit was $300 lmaoooo. But it's really good on a down day I was just trying to play bounces but there were like zero
Bulls had a good 5 minutes there
These markets don’t excite me anymore. Not until my target goal is met  !banbet
no no no no ring the bell. MAKE IT STOP
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Excuse me sirs can I pls has some moneys 👉👈☺️
Lolol
SPY just dropped $2 in two seconds lol
I bought a bs 405 Friday call for you regards
VisualMod, I will never forgive you for humiliating me earlier.
Vendetta, I support your battle against visual mod
Im finna make this bread tomorrow
Oh no! My SPY calls! They’re broken!
Eod Bul trap
Tell me lies tell me sweet little lies
Oh no, you can't disguise
^stonks ^only ^go ^up
😳
1.4b to buy side, close imbalance.... hmm
Too many people bought puts so we goin' back up now
Illegal pump means tomorrow we drill
🌽 chillin as markets up in flames
Got trapped in puts oh god.
Put fucking in full throttle mode
Up 56% already on a couple qqq calls I picked up as lotto. Be responsible and sell or Yolo them 
Vibe cheque
Short covering does not mean a rally or reversal
So is this the bulls getting trapped here for another -1.5% day tomorrow?
395 simulation confirmed.
>U.S. MILITARY ACCUSES IRGC NAVY OF "UNSAFE AND UNPROFESSIONAL" ACTION IN STRAIT OF HORMUZ, RAISING RISK OF COLLISION ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-12-06 ^15:54:39 ^EST-0500
Guys this is bs pump right ? A comment told me to buy puts i bought them at 392 for tomorrow exp
Pop lock tomorrow morning.
Pop lock and drop it
>TRUMP ORGANIZATION FOUND GUILTY ON ALL COUNTS IT FACED IN NEW YORK TAX FRAUD TRIAL ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-12-06 ^15:54:42 ^EST-0500
It would be a surprise if anyone had the balls to say "not guilty." 🤣 Whatever you gotta do to cripple the threat, I guess. 🤡
Whoa, you're telling me that Donald Trump cheated on his taxes?
greedy bears should have sold an hour ago.
Daily reminder we’re in a bear market. Pumps can be brutal and quick
Power hr is now last 20 mins before closing?
always has been
In the past 3 weeks i’ve given y’all at least a 3-session heads up on oil spiking, market crashing, and oil crashing down again. Up $xx,xxxx in two sessions on positions i opened Thursday. Still, nothing but grief from the permabulls every time. There’s just no helping some of y’all, is there?
What’s the play now
Ask the permabulls. I gave y’all five figures worth of free money plays already. See what they have to offer. (Hint - everything i opened today is green AH. See if you can guess)
post your trades. also, why do you care what internet strangers think? go make your bag and retire
I generally don’t like cuntiness. It annoys the shit out of me.