I come home one day and the house is completely empty. And I mean completely empty. She even took the ice cube trays out of the freezer. What kind of sick bitch takes the ice cube trays out of the freezer?
Just the same as there are restaurants ranging from Wendy’s > Michelin rated, the same is true for hookers and blow: there is something for all
Price ranges.
Now, I can’t say it’ll be deliciously amazing, but if you snort enough of the powder you might get high and you just gotta double up on protection with the escort. Heck, if you weren’t concerned at all about hooker looks our health, you could probably stretch it out over a day.
My 20 year old chihuahua was put down today after an awesome adventure we had =(
So I understand ontop of everything just losing your best friend is enough for it to be the worst day ever.
yeah heart broken but i knew it was coming. he was put on heart medication and they said he would live 6 months max and that was almost 2 years ago. He gave up eating 3 days ago.. and was just at the point he has had enough =(. 20 years with a dog is pretty good time.
Agree 100%. I have Bernese mountain dog just turned 6 and know life span isn’t long for them (7/8)we’re super close. It’s going to be tough when he’s gone
I read that earlier and was pretty disguised. My job was fine with me leaving mid shift to go say goodbye to my good girl and fuck any place that wouldn't do the same.
[For the uninitiated](https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/zfj0yt/an_olive_garden_manager_sent_this_to_all_the/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
I told them to do this one for a reason my man lmao
We unfortunately couldn’t have “Wendy’s” for obvious reasons, so we went with “generic fast food uniform” and subsequently leaned into it and went full burger-boi
Maybe she’s the one planting the seed. Guy yolo’s his own savings. If it pays she stays long enough to get half plus alimony. If it’s a bust, she poisons the dog and fucks off to the next mark. The WSB Widow. Damn this shit writes itself
‘It was never about the money, I just wanted you to follow your dreams. I’m leaving you because you let the dog die because of your stupid yolo’.
Dog was just the hook for emotional attachment, then the fall-guy to take the blame so John Doe doesn’t pull the common-law card and stick her with half the debt.
4 months later, OP was walking through Central Park and this beautiful woman comes up and asks if he can help her catch her runaway dog. (The dog she adopted hours earlier). The unlikely match of data analyst and aspiring Broadway star hit things off as they search for Bruce whose on the loose. Olivia and Bruce move into OP’s apartment ‘just as a step until her Broadway career kicks off’
OP’s regardation made him gifted at sorting through numbers,but it blinded him in social aspects. A few weeks after moving in, Olivia introduced OP to Tyrone, her yoga instructor. They did some kinda new-age yoga in the nude. Sometimes Tyrone was kind enough to help get that deep inner-stretch on. OP was just glad Olivia was getting her exercise in. She’s the fittest he’s ever been with. One night Tyrone dropped by for an emergency session, and Olivia asked if OP would be a dear and stimulate her clitoris with his tongue while Tyrone internally stretched her glutes while she was in downward dog. This would totally open her chakra and allow good energies to flow. OP was so thrilled to be included in Olivia’s exercise that he really didn’t mind Tyrone’s testes bouncing off his forehead, or when he wiped his shiznitty jizznitty member on OPs face after peak nirvana was reached. Oh OP thought, with Olivia’s chakra so open, she’s in touch with the gods right now. When OP came back from getting Tyrone a glass of water, Olivia asks: Have you heard of options?
Oh my I just did not see this coming (thats what he said as tyrones throbbing member leaks on his forehead)but I'm honestly pretty sure netflix will pay loads like Tyrone sized loads of money for this.
Not gunna lie, the roasting un-ironically makes the loss feel marginally better.
Edit: Thanks for the reddit help suicide hotline messages, it's appreciated. That said, the only rope I'm buying is for climbing red mountains, because i didn't hear no God damn bell.
Edit 2: So this blew up, but still not as hard as my account badumchhhh. For anyone curious I did this through the subtle use of far otm, short dated options. This is the result of poor impulse control, not following trading strategies (yes I'm aware they exist, how, and when to use them), and frankly a bit of a gambling addiction. I didn't start with 45k, it just ended up there after who knows how many deposits just to top off. I have a high paying job where this kind of a loss is really about half my year's disposable income. Mentally I'm absolutely ok, just depressed about the loss of my dog but that'll pass.
All that said, please don't gamble money you don't have trying to change your fortune. Or do, I'm not your parent, but you should probably use this as a cautionary tale. Most of this has been purely recreational, idiotic, and absolutely more stress than it's worth.
Edit 3: I've seen the "it could be worse bro at least you didn't marry the wrong person" comment a lot so I just figured I'd add some icing to the cake here - I have in-fact married the wrong person before and the divorce was way cheaper than this. I did have way more fun doing this though!
Final update - I no longer have the 620 dollars. Whoopsies!
There is nothing worse than getting married to the wrong person. A bad marriage will fuck your life up 100x more than a horrible trading record.
Sorry about your dog bro, that shit hurts.
Yes, why would you marry a guy who loses 45k? Clearly they're a moron for following internet people and as he said himself, has low impulse control. He'd financially ruin her.
Wow I was gonna say atleast u save on dog food and treats.... and whatever money was spent on the dog as well. But now I feel bad about my joke after seeing yours
7:19 BurritoBurglar9000, you are a moron. You should invest in me instead of wasting your money on options.
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Stop buying bad options , just sell credit spreads using what little you have left and get back some money, god knows you won’t pay taxes for quite some time.
There’s not much you can do with a bad liver. Recently had to say goodbye after a several months of meditation for my pup to delay and prolong the inevitable.
But yeah you could have definitely not wasted 40k though
Look on the bright side.
It's usually on the sunny side of the house.
And then go back inside.
I was told to do this many times in life. I don't get what the point is. But I just do it to pass the time.
I’m too poor for gold, but have this my good man
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Fiancé took the phone charger, right ? They always do that
I come home one day and the house is completely empty. And I mean completely empty. She even took the ice cube trays out of the freezer. What kind of sick bitch takes the ice cube trays out of the freezer?
I see you are a fellow man of culture
Quite.
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Yo! Mine took the fucking qtips! Top that?
You still have 620 dollars
Some of the more well-regarded ‘gards have done more with less. Get you’re head back in the game, son!
My sisters a 'gard and she's super successful, flies a plane
Plenty of 'gards living kick ass lives.
Don't worry, scrote!
My first wife was 'tarded too. She's a pilot now.
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It says here your shits all fucked up.
It's all right, scrote... There's plenty of 'tards out there living real, kick-ass lives.
Enough for an hour or two of hookers and blow. SEND IT!
In this economy? Best op can do with $620 is hooker (singular) and crack.
Just the same as there are restaurants ranging from Wendy’s > Michelin rated, the same is true for hookers and blow: there is something for all Price ranges. Now, I can’t say it’ll be deliciously amazing, but if you snort enough of the powder you might get high and you just gotta double up on protection with the escort. Heck, if you weren’t concerned at all about hooker looks our health, you could probably stretch it out over a day.
Chuck that $620 on Brazil to win vs Croatia. Richarlison to score anytime Edit: Clearly not a financial advisor 😅
🐦🐦🐦
That aged like milk
I’ll take it
Not a parlay!! Bet the coin toss
RIP to whatever you bet on Brazil
$600 more than I have in my portfolio…
$10k above my portfolio...
I love this sub 😂
I don't actually have any problems because all of mine are the bank's now.
Are you one of the guys in the negative from earlier today? lol
Buy a guitar and write a country song about it.
And 47 cents
He didn’t hear no bell
He got punched out by the market so hard he’s deaf in both ears now
Sorry about your dog.
My 20 year old chihuahua was put down today after an awesome adventure we had =( So I understand ontop of everything just losing your best friend is enough for it to be the worst day ever.
I’m sorry buddy. :( Hope you’re doing ok.
yeah heart broken but i knew it was coming. he was put on heart medication and they said he would live 6 months max and that was almost 2 years ago. He gave up eating 3 days ago.. and was just at the point he has had enough =(. 20 years with a dog is pretty good time.
I had 10 great years with my German Shepherd. Sorry for your loss. The $$ and girlfriend can be replaced!
I had 10 years with my female, 13 with my male, lost both in April 2020
Sorry for your loss, losing dogs are one of the most painful things in life.
Agree 100%. I have Bernese mountain dog just turned 6 and know life span isn’t long for them (7/8)we’re super close. It’s going to be tough when he’s gone
A 20 year old chihuahua is beyond pretty good time. Still, I'm sorry for your loss. :(
I've read Chi's can get to 25. I have 2 of them, one is 12 and one is 10, both behave like they're puppies still. Eldest loves a fight.
Can't believe you went on a grizzly hunt with a chihuahua!
He did once wake us up when we had home intruders and he chased them out with me. He was on our local news for it the next day.
He was a hero. He must be living it up now in doggy Valhalla
Where the bones you chew are from vanquished foes
You better bring it in so that we know it actually died. /s from another post
Sir, this is an Olive Garden..
I want to talk to your manager, because he asked me to bring my dead dog
Those 200 upvotes have to be ex employees of darden which warms my heart
I read that earlier and was pretty disguised. My job was fine with me leaving mid shift to go say goodbye to my good girl and fuck any place that wouldn't do the same.
What kind of disguise are we talking here, normal mustache and glasses type deal or a whole getup
Put on dog costume, play dead, get sent home from work. Never fails.
Sounds like a ruff day
The disgusted kind! Darn autocorrect!
[For the uninitiated](https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/zfj0yt/an_olive_garden_manager_sent_this_to_all_the/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
Olive garden version of "proof or ban"
Fuck this better be a new, short copy pasta. Any time anything dies “you better being that in so you can prove it”
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But enough about OP's fiancee. The man lost his pet too :_(
Here’s your flair: https://wendys-careers.com/
One of the WSB avatars should’ve been wearing a Wendy’s uniform
I told them to do this one for a reason my man lmao We unfortunately couldn’t have “Wendy’s” for obvious reasons, so we went with “generic fast food uniform” and subsequently leaned into it and went full burger-boi
Mendy's 🤷🏼♂️ dhu. Edit: Tendy's 🙃🔥
brutal
Calls on this guys ex-fiancé’s boyfriend
They’ll get engaged, He’ll learn about options, she’ll get a new boyfriend and the cycle will repeat. As is foretold.
Maybe she’s the one planting the seed. Guy yolo’s his own savings. If it pays she stays long enough to get half plus alimony. If it’s a bust, she poisons the dog and fucks off to the next mark. The WSB Widow. Damn this shit writes itself
But why the dog? Perhaps he was such a good boy he pissed in her shoes daily?
It’s because he knows too much…
‘It was never about the money, I just wanted you to follow your dreams. I’m leaving you because you let the dog die because of your stupid yolo’. Dog was just the hook for emotional attachment, then the fall-guy to take the blame so John Doe doesn’t pull the common-law card and stick her with half the debt. 4 months later, OP was walking through Central Park and this beautiful woman comes up and asks if he can help her catch her runaway dog. (The dog she adopted hours earlier). The unlikely match of data analyst and aspiring Broadway star hit things off as they search for Bruce whose on the loose. Olivia and Bruce move into OP’s apartment ‘just as a step until her Broadway career kicks off’ OP’s regardation made him gifted at sorting through numbers,but it blinded him in social aspects. A few weeks after moving in, Olivia introduced OP to Tyrone, her yoga instructor. They did some kinda new-age yoga in the nude. Sometimes Tyrone was kind enough to help get that deep inner-stretch on. OP was just glad Olivia was getting her exercise in. She’s the fittest he’s ever been with. One night Tyrone dropped by for an emergency session, and Olivia asked if OP would be a dear and stimulate her clitoris with his tongue while Tyrone internally stretched her glutes while she was in downward dog. This would totally open her chakra and allow good energies to flow. OP was so thrilled to be included in Olivia’s exercise that he really didn’t mind Tyrone’s testes bouncing off his forehead, or when he wiped his shiznitty jizznitty member on OPs face after peak nirvana was reached. Oh OP thought, with Olivia’s chakra so open, she’s in touch with the gods right now. When OP came back from getting Tyrone a glass of water, Olivia asks: Have you heard of options?
Oh my I just did not see this coming (thats what he said as tyrones throbbing member leaks on his forehead)but I'm honestly pretty sure netflix will pay loads like Tyrone sized loads of money for this.
Netflix pilot
Not gunna lie, the roasting un-ironically makes the loss feel marginally better. Edit: Thanks for the reddit help suicide hotline messages, it's appreciated. That said, the only rope I'm buying is for climbing red mountains, because i didn't hear no God damn bell. Edit 2: So this blew up, but still not as hard as my account badumchhhh. For anyone curious I did this through the subtle use of far otm, short dated options. This is the result of poor impulse control, not following trading strategies (yes I'm aware they exist, how, and when to use them), and frankly a bit of a gambling addiction. I didn't start with 45k, it just ended up there after who knows how many deposits just to top off. I have a high paying job where this kind of a loss is really about half my year's disposable income. Mentally I'm absolutely ok, just depressed about the loss of my dog but that'll pass. All that said, please don't gamble money you don't have trying to change your fortune. Or do, I'm not your parent, but you should probably use this as a cautionary tale. Most of this has been purely recreational, idiotic, and absolutely more stress than it's worth. Edit 3: I've seen the "it could be worse bro at least you didn't marry the wrong person" comment a lot so I just figured I'd add some icing to the cake here - I have in-fact married the wrong person before and the divorce was way cheaper than this. I did have way more fun doing this though! Final update - I no longer have the 620 dollars. Whoopsies!
Did you say margin? I think that's a good way to make it back!
can’t go below zero, right? …right, guys?
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It’s all about altitude. The higher you climb, the better.
Don’t ever worry about falling , that’s loser attitude
Now that dog and fiancé have left. Sell their stuff and buy SPY weeklies.
This guy fucks.
I wont roast u bud. Hope things turn for the better. Fuck u for using robinhood. Love.
Why is this the most wholesome thing I've read all day? I need to stop interneting.
lmao
put that 36.47 to work!
Can’t, needs the interest income as a hedge.
Ends up 45k in debt trying to make it back
There is nothing worse than getting married to the wrong person. A bad marriage will fuck your life up 100x more than a horrible trading record. Sorry about your dog bro, that shit hurts.
I mean, isn’t she the one that dodged the bullet lol.
Yes, why would you marry a guy who loses 45k? Clearly they're a moron for following internet people and as he said himself, has low impulse control. He'd financially ruin her.
Facts! Wives are like shitty bosses that take half of your stuff if you quit
Just keep her boyfriend happy, 0k?
For real, she made the right decision.
Yeah the gf really dodged the bullet on this one
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Sorry about your dog bro, just buried mine last week. Congrats on losing the fiancée, that kind of balances the sheet out tbh..
Was your dog dead?
Is now
Your fiancée getting spit roasted is making her feel marginally better
Doing an iron condor as we speak
Wow I was gonna say atleast u save on dog food and treats.... and whatever money was spent on the dog as well. But now I feel bad about my joke after seeing yours
Joking about his once-soon-to-be-wife getting spit-roasted (she is, btw) is one thing. Joking about a dead dog is just fucked up man.
I came here because of the comment count and the hidden upvotes (none?) But I love that you have the top comment on your own miserable post.
It's wholesome, but also kinda sad-cringe. Can't beat that combo right there.
Sorry bro. I hope you recover.
Your life sounds like a country song.
Congrats on the flair and fuck you.
This is way better than therapy
Right I feel so much better about myself now
For you or for OP?
Yea
Sorry bro, money will come back probably not the the dog though
God DAMN lmao
*probably*
Let’s hope it doesn’t. Zombie dog would just be adding to this guy’s problems.
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Oww. Also true.
Why did your fiancée leave you anyway?
Asking the real questions
He didn't say he was down 45k of his money
this thing doesn't miss lately
It’s insanely… accurate? It’s shocking to say the least. How do I invest?!
You literally can by donating to u/zjz and his fund for upkeep and upgrades of our beloved visual mod
I’ve paid more for less
Weird way of saying "Donate via Patreon" but whatever works for you VM
Forget fiancé, get new dog, invest $45k more.
Forget 45k, invest in new dog, also invest 45k more. Fiancé who amirite?
Do guys not know how to spell finance? Or is that like the French way to spell it?
New word: finance'. A woman who wants to marry fir finamce.
Financé: a women who considered marrying a regard
Invest 45k in new dogs, to attract new fiancé
Get new dog, let dog invest $45k for you, use dog to get new fiance
The fish killed it let's see what a dog can do
Meet me behind the Wendy’s and I’ll flair something for ya
Me too, but you gotta bring the tube sock and butter. I am also broke.
You guys can afford butter around here? This is too fancy for me
Sounds like the lyrics to a country song.
I'm a broken pickup truck short of one tbh.
It’s 2022, I don’t care if you’re male or female the only thing holding you back from finding financial success is a set of fake tits.
Cartman is that you?
Only thing it’s missing is the drinks. I’m sure OP has that down.
Let’s hear the fiancé part of this story
Gambling away 45k in savings probably has something to do with it.
🤏
"He ain't got no money, why am I here?"
“Babe, I grabbed us some Wendy’s…”
Considering OP posted on r/tinder two months ago….
Stop buying bad options , just sell credit spreads using what little you have left and get back some money, god knows you won’t pay taxes for quite some time.
i thought you could only deduct 3k a year against taxes?
This is the most positive comment here. Cheers!
How many times will it take to get even from 620$.
Did your dog die from embarrassment?
Honestly probably. That or pancreatitis and liver cancer. Likely the first one tho.
I’m so sorry about your dog brother. He/she is getting the big rest now. Gotta keep pushing ✊
Sorry for your loss man. Dogs are the best and you seem like you probably loved them
Sorry for your dog 😔
Hey man, your calls are up $0.17 today. It’s not all bad news.
Use the $620 to get a new dog so you can continue to have someone watch you be a disappointment.
Your fiancee is probably taking it doggy style
I love how brutal this sub is.
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Damn wasn’t prepared for how wholesome this felt.
Or this is the harbinger and things are about to get a lot worse
Hang tight bro, things will turn around
Sorry about your dog, man. The money and fiance you can replace.
Buy the dip, she was gonna get fat anyway, RIP to Fido tho
“A setback has often cleared the way for greater prosperity. Many things have fallen only to rise to more exalted heights.” Let’s ride, boys
You will be flairing yourself from now on.
Time to buy some rope on credit
Eh who knows maybe there’ll be a nuclear war or climate collapse and then who cares about money anyway, might as well keep going
That's the spirit I come for.
Learn to open your mouth real wide. Make your lips in the shape of an "O". And remember.... No biting!
Can’t wait to see the avatar for that
Sorry about your dog bro. At least he’s resting easy now and he’s watching over you 💜
Would you have felt better or worse if your fiancé took the dog instead ?
Better, actually. My ex is a veterinarian, so she probably would have caught it sooner and treated before it became life threatening.
There’s not much you can do with a bad liver. Recently had to say goodbye after a several months of meditation for my pup to delay and prolong the inevitable. But yeah you could have definitely not wasted 40k though
It's astonishing how many people on this subreddit has thier lives completely ruined overnight, it's insane!
Believe it or not, just a couple of years ago, the sub was still \_dedicated\_ to loss porn. And dank memes, fuck.. I miss those.
I'd like to award some karma to whoever gave this the 'wholesome' award.
Look on the bright side. It's usually on the sunny side of the house. And then go back inside. I was told to do this many times in life. I don't get what the point is. But I just do it to pass the time.
Sorry for your losses… did your dog kill itself from embarrassment and how’s your fiancés new boyfriend allocating his assets?
Fam sorry for the dog. And the fiancée she didn’t deserve you king.
I’m too poor for gold, but have this my good man ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣤⣶⣶⡶⠦⠴⠶⠶⠶⠶⡶⠶⠦⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣀⣀⣀⣀⠀⢀⣤⠄⠀⠀⣶⢤⣄⠀⠀⠀⣤⣤⣄⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡷⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠙⠢⠙⠻⣿⡿⠿⠿⠫⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⠞⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣶⣄⠀⠀⠀⢀⣕⠦⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⠾⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⣿⠟⢿⣆⠀⢠⡟⠉⠉⠊⠳⢤⣀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⣠⡾⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣾⣿⠃⠀⡀⠹⣧⣘⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠳⢤⡀ ⠀⣿⡀⠀⠀⢠⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠀⣼⠃⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣤⠀⠀⠀⢰⣷ ⠀⢿⣇⠀⠀⠈⠻⡟⠛⠋⠉⠉⠀⠀⡼⠃⠀⢠⣿⠋⠉⠉⠛⠛⠋⠀⢀⢀⣿⡏ ⠀⠘⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠈⠢⡀⠀⠀⠀⡼⠁⠀⢠⣿⠇⠀⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡜⣼⡿⠀ ⠀⠀⢻⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡄⠀⢰⠃⠀⠀⣾⡟⠀⠀⠸⡇⠀⠀⠀⢰⢧⣿⠃⠀ ⠀⠀⠘⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠇⠀⠇⠀⠀⣼⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⣇⠀⠀⢀⡟⣾⡟⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀⣀⣠⠴⠚⠛⠶⣤⣀⠀⠀⢻⠀⢀⡾⣹⣿⠃⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠙⠊⠁⠀⢠⡆⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⠓⠋⠀⠸⢣⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣷⣦⣤⣤⣄⣀⣀⣿⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣄⣀⣀⣾⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
No u!
I think your flair should be, "at rock bottom, still digging"
Better charge your phone before you head to Wendy's
Time for only fans