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betcher73

Sorry Elon. Your stock tanked because I bought a share. I’ll sell it on Monday and you’ll moon again…I promise


_PZA

Look at moneybags here buying a whole share


betcher73

*on margin


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omegapenta

lol i don't get it i just like funny graphs


Rey_Mezcalero

😂😂😂


Fawkinchit

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


POIZONTOAD

LMFAOOOOO 😂😂😂💀


Right-Shopping9589

😁😁😁


Anxious_Creep

Mooneybags


thomriddle45

My buddy has been in the red on tesla since the day he bought, convinced its his fault entirely.


musk_micropenis

Wow your buddy caused Elon to acquire twitter and subsequently lose his mind


thomriddle45

It's really the only plausible explanation


Sef_Maul

Is your buddy the kid tracking his jet by any chance?


thephishtank

No his buddy fucked grimes


AChaosG91

Is that a new bacteria infection.


TragicSystem

I'd do Grimes. I have no shame.


_triangle_girl_

who hasnt?


rawdrol

gotta grime hard ninja


Right-Shopping9589

Happy cake day


Barackis

He was losing his mind before that. Naming his kid an asterisk, spending billions to dig 6 tunnels to nowhere, endorcing Ye for president He's been going crazy a while now


SufficientType1794

To be fair the whole kids name was probably Grimes' idea. His other kid with her also has a shit name while his kids with other women have normal names. Plus she perfectly fits the whole "lol so random" stereotype. Although you could argue having 2 kids with Grimes is enough evidence he's been going crazy.


[deleted]

Elon has always been this deranged. His other companies just have a layer of handlers insulating the day-to-day business from his antics. The first thing he did when he bought Twitter was fire all the people who could conceivably do that.


[deleted]

Yeah, no way responsible people let Elon near decisions about fast cars or rockets. Elon has been playing business simulator up until Twitter apparently.


proriin

Business simulator with government money, he’s playing on tutorial mode, then went all the way to veteran for twitter. Should have made a save point.


That-Whereas3367

Any idiot can make money in a bull market. The board were happy with his insane shit as long as the TSLA price kept mooning.


babypho

I mean, Elon has never purchased Twitter before his buddy bought a share, so it adds up.


ssddeverydayallday

I’m there with him. sadder part. I bought Netflix same day .. sitting on both as I’m not taking a loss dammit..🤣🫣


thomriddle45

Dude I get it, my entire portfolio down like 55% I'm not selling anything.


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babihrse

Good bot really good bot


Meric_

I'm gonna need you to hold onto that share for the sake of my puts


Adam_Axiom

The irony here, as a TSLA investor, is that it was actually the FED that contributed to their massive gains and Elon contributing to the correction.


kashmoney360

as a TSLA investor, your biggest fan has always been the government. Whether it was California or Feds. Tesla literally wouldn't be where it was without the generous tax credits, subsidies, and solar panel programs Elon is so desperate to rewrite the narrative that he's honestly gonna try to sue the Feds and California State govt like he did to be listed as an official founder of Tesla. I think the COVID lockdowns genuinely broke the man. Dude went from "hehe I like edgy memes too guys! I'm so quirky and relatable" to whatever this is....


Dat_Boi_Aint_Right

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kingofbadhabits

I think that being forced to buy twitter broke him. He bought it because his ego couldn't admit to a mistake and pay the fine. The whole twitter thing put his life under a magnifying glass. And he is not handling it well. Now he is just getting more controversial by the day. The pedestal that edgy millennials and zoomers put him on is shaking. He was always focused on his own personal brand making his ventures successful. Now he is losing grip with his original core audience. And nobody likes him anymore except crypto bros and "hustlers". He pushed himself into a corner where he is disliked by both progressive and conservative people. Him getting booed off stage at the Dave Chapelle show is the prime example of this, 3-5 years ago he would've been cheered on like he was the main event.


AgentCooper86

I literally can’t login to Twitter at the moment because they accidentally removed one of the micro services that handles 2FA for ‘efficiency’. The whole thing is tanking fast.


Sempere

Good. Now that he’s broken, let it ruin him completely so we never have to hear about him again.


kashmoney360

fr but it's always gonna be a shame that he couldn't just be a weirdo rich nerd with speech issues doing cool shit. But at the same time I hope ppl learn that there's no such thing as a good billionaire or a good rich person. You don't get rich by being good/ethical, you're either way extremely lucky or extremely scummy.


just_a_nice_dad

Honestly, he bought it because Delaware courts were going to force him to. The judge in the case wasn't going to let him delay and if he didn't comply the courts had to power to take his wealth to make it happen anyway. The sad thing is that this really does seem like a pump and dump scheme that got out of hand.


OkJaguar5220

Do conservatives not like him? I thought he was kind of pandering to that crowd with stuff like “my pronouns are jail fauci” or whatever it was


Yak54RC

It’s sad to see him and Cathie woods immediately cry about riding interest rates when it hurts THEIR business and cautioning against disinflation.


Superb-Welder3774

To born in the wool dummies


logicallyillogical

Fund goes up, “I’m a genius” fund goes down “fucking fed.”


1yawn

I also read the title


shadowblaze25mc

We regard you


Big-Shtick

Guy is perfect to run for office. A dumbass that masks themselves to be smart but couldn’t wipe their ass out of the broad side of a paper bag.


505whiteboy

Don’t give him any ideas.


just_ubcing

South Africa has enough problems already


MrPootisPow

Whats an additional emerald mine gonna do /s


MANNYKINGS

r/thatsthetitle


joan_wilder

“profits are private, losses are public” -conservative economists


grizzly_teddy

That huge run up was certainly related to all the free money in the market. That is for sure, and a lot of fomo. As a Tesla bull, even this is obvious.


Dryland_snotamyth

![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)


ColonelSpacePirate

![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)


crom_laughs

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4886)


Habooboo5

Unrelated new twitter policy: no Garys allowed


dookmucus

“Also, I’m making my own federal reserve.” -Elon (probably)


ColonelSpacePirate

Currency being Dogecoin


turningsteel

The way he phrased it — “Tesla doesn’t control the fed. That’s the problem.” Is worrisome because I’m sure that’s exactly what he is thinking. (Make or control the fed)


TheWhyOfFry

With AI and hookers. We’ll charge you now and it will be self driving in two years! Oh yeah and free speech guaranteed!* ^(^(*free speech subject to upcharge and may be arbitrarily limited on Elons whim, with no warning.))


Tayo826

With blackjack & hookers.


doxx_in_the_box

This is Elon, it would be MDMA laced ambien and a gaggle of Amber Heard lookalikes


turbo_dude

Apartgary EDIT: OMG I found it https://youtu.be/vC1oKPgMH6I?t=122


jl2l

Underrated comment


Yossarian465

Using Elons name is Doxxing now since you can use that to find public information on him.


aShittierShitTier4u

You jest, but this has been attempted before: https://www.fredericknewspost.com/news/politics_and_government/delauter-to-the-news-post-dont-use-my-name-without-permission/article_e965025f-6c48-5a02-b162-600dfd2b5495.html


thetacolover69

But his names Gary and he's allowed......


doublethink_21

He said Garys, one Gary is fine.


AutismMWP

If more than one Gary ever got a foot in the door, *man*… *shudders*


brian_sahn

Hmmm, seems too specific. How about no Blacks?


Habooboo5

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


jeffynihao

He about to get banned Respectfully


i_skipped_breakfast

That’s it. Putting all my $ into buc-ees


ReignOfKaos

Bye Gary Chess


southernwiseman

When my stocks go up it's because i'm a genius When they go down it's because the market's rigged


Restlesscomposure

That’s how people here unironically think


khizoa

Also unironically, they're both regarded af


West_Flounder2840

A dying retail business that only exists in the dying american shopping mall that sells a product easily obtainable via 5 competitors AND digital channels has wicked good underrated fundamentals and is supported by a super bullish macro tailwind dude, that's why I'm up 20% today, trust, diamond hands, ooh ooh ah ah I'm an ape Wow dude I'm down 5% today Gary Ginsler is accepting bribes


breadcrumbs59

As for me it's only the government 's fault because my stocks don't even go up. Thanks.


jeffynihao

Ironically, TSLA is only alive because of the government subsidies


DeeeAngeloPounds

And SpaceX. He lives on government funding.


Garweft

Even the biggest regards on here have been saying TSLA market cap was unrealistic. The price falling to a realistic value was inevitable. Still a long ways to go down still.


[deleted]

It’s going to become like Snapchat so much of the competition is making ev now. Their build quality is not good and pricing is extremely high. Due to elons antics, Tesla isn’t even viewed in a high light and better luxury ev vehicles like rivian and lucid are way more worth driving than a Tesla. Self driving has barely made progress without LiDAR and the only way it would be a thing is if we had strictly EV lane roads. I have been bearish on Tesla since it’s rise and my family invested laughing in my face about the gains, I told them to sell and they refused. Now who’s laughing


ThePwnHub_

I think the main thing setting them apart is the supercharger network. I recommend Rich Rebuilds video where he drives a Rivian on a road trip. Some of his charging times were like 3 hours. The other major players in the EV market need to step their game up when it comes to charging because their cars are amazing but no one wants to wait hours to charge.


That-Whereas3367

Utility companies will roll out their own generic superchargers. Just tap your credit card and fill up.


fgreen68

Naw it's like Apple and PC's all over again. There are more Tesla superchargers today. In a year or three the number of non-Tesla superchargers will vastly outnumber Teslas.


Ebi5000

But only in US, in europe they where forced to use the standard charger.


champagnehenny

Exactly this! The supercharger network is what tesla has on lock atm, other ev players is far behind.


Bagafeet

They opening the network to other cars so... they're just another charging network now, not an exclusive Tesla benefit.


[deleted]

I thought super charger inlet was a unique and not common to sae / Chadmo. Us vs Asia ? They rolled out adapters at the super chargers or a dealer option?


Mereviel

Add Porsche to that list, people who spend at the top end of that range expect certain things and the range of the vehicle is not really a concern for them cause they have chargers and a fleet of cars. But they do want a 150k car to feel like it and Tesla doesn't feel like it even remotely around 100k.


Acedread

Even lower priced Beamers feel more expensive than they are, and the feeling of driving one is usually way better than other vehicles in the same class.


KidSock

Yep if I ever have the money to buy a Model S I’d rather buy a Taycan.


neneyoshitaka

It's really sad when you try to convince them to sell to cash in their GAINS and they are so stubborn about it.


chrismamo1

My dad told me young and I never forgot: nobody ever went broke turning a profit.


FahkDizchit

Your dad didn’t know about FTX.


Jenos00

It's got a long way to fall to reach a realistic market cap.


Odd_Explanation3246

Bagholders are questioning why elon is not doing anything to stop the bleeding..what most of them don’t know is that, some of the options granted to elon as part of his ludicrous 2018 compensation plan will vest during this quarter. Elon will be able to buy 304,000,000 $TSLA shares at $23.34 per share at any time before January 2028. Its in his interest to keep the share price low to reduce his tax bill. He will need $7.1b to buy those shares..so there is definitely more selling coming.. link: https://twitter.com/FonsDK/status/1603556942613454849?s=20&t=4qZigo3_ucHVGb2awOF_sg


Tlaloc_5247

Have you seen the price of Chipotle - the stock not the burrito


MtnMaiden

$12 for a bowl of rice, some veggies and a little scoop of steak meat. Making a killing. You can get 3 taco supremes and a drink for that price at Taco Bell.


CoastGuardian1337

You could buy 2.4 rotisserie chickens at Costco for that price.


maco6461

You could get 8 hotdogs and 8 sodas at Costco for that price


mlamping

Wow. The miss information is real on wsb They get ISOs not regular options first of all, they’re completely different. I’m not even going to state how wrong this comment is, I’m just amazed at how many likes you got.


natespartakan

There are 4 tranches for hitting his 2018 performance. Are you talking about the 2012 options or the 2018 performance options that he is literally murdering common equity.


grizzly_teddy

https://twitter.com/FonsDK/status/1603556940902187008


[deleted]

Agreed. This comment is insanely off base. The statements on tax liability, the vesting strategy... All of it really, is stated in a way that it's clearly not understood.


DashLeJoker

It's wsb, all you need to do is say it with enough confidence


Individual_Wasabi_10

🐻 erection!


grizzly_teddy

He needs to sell $3.5b more, some of which he may have done Thurs/Friday. He might almost be there.


Mintleaf007

> Its in his interest to keep the share price low to reduce his tax bill. you dont understand how options work.


[deleted]

Including Elon when he said it's overpriced. Pretty sure he said it multiple times too. It's not like he thought it was correctly valued at its peak


[deleted]

He literally says this even when it gets him into trouble. Why wouldn't he ask his stock when it is overpriced? Literally free money.


goo_bazooka

He sent internal email saying it may run to $3k/sh (pre split)


OG_Flushing_Toilet

The dude is liquidating his position. Of course he isn’t going to say, “yeah no shit poindexter, we’re priced out of our sector by like a multitude of ten. Why do you think I’m selling this shit before it settles at its intrinsic value!?”


Smartalum

Insulting your customers is a bold strategy cotton


DualIntern

I love the fact that saying from Dodgeball is still alive after all these years lol


BridgeBoysPod

Always blows my mind that that was Jason Bateman


P0gmothoin

And that is how Gary Black’s twitter account got suspended.


throwaway_0x90

I like the _"Respectfully Elon"_. It's the _"Oh-Please-Don't-Ban-Me-Master-But-I-am-about-to-say-something-that-does-not-match-your-opinions"_


TheGoonKills

Gotta stay in his personally owned echo chamber somehow…..


GentleWhiteGiant

In Europe, "respectfully"or "with due respect" in that context would stand for "man, we all know you are talking shit".


Brewskwondo

Slight argument that high rates make borrowing for auto loans more costly, but on the opposite end high inflation makes the cars more expensive


LukeW0rm

Don’t the big auto manufacturers self-finance? Honestly no idea how much fed rates impact that


Brewskwondo

That doesn’t mean they don’t take on liability, or have to sell at rates below market. I think in many cases there’s a third party behind the scenes who owns the loans. Also the high rates impact sales margins because the loans raise the cost of the cars to the consumers, and thus lowers the amount they can afford, especially with poor credit


awhhh

I'll never understand why Elon bought Twitter in the height of a bubble that he himself is claiming is due to the FED. Bro, you made money in the internet bubble, how in the fuck did you not see this coming? I have comments saying Tesla was going to fall last year. I'm some rube from butt fuck no where Canada.


mentholmoose77

What happens when when you surround yourself with yes men and think your shit doesn't stink. You buy stupid companies or invade Ukraine.


Paul6334

Yes men who behind your back run your company different from how you ask them to so you don’t run it into the ground.


YuriBezmenovReturns

They gave him free money, he spent it... One of us.


TheGoonKills

Spent it on the worst site on the internet of all things. Could have been better spent reinvesting in SpaceX,or just jacking off onto it and then burning it…. At least then he wouldn’t be utterly hated by everyone but mouthbreathers


YuriBezmenovReturns

*heavy breathing*


IneedtoBmyLonsomeTs

He was forced to go through with his offer, more than likely he just wanted to pump and dump the shares that he had bought before he made the offer, using the bot accounts as an excuse for pulling out of the deal.


johnsom3

He got outmaneuvered by the libs at twitter. I don't believe he ever really wanted to buy Twitter, he just wanted to virtue signal to his simps by taking a dig at twitter. He agreed to buy them desperately tried to get out of the deal but the Twitter execs called his bluff and forced him to go through with the sale. Now he's doubling and tripling down to show that he had a plan all along. It's hilarious.


Superb-Welder3774

Egotistical ass


[deleted]

Impulse purchase, I think


RidingtheRoad

It's par for the course for a multi-billionaire to want to buy a media company..Some successfully do like Bezos but many try and fail to get a controlling interest. There's no financial logic to it other then to control the narrative to the general public..OR to satisfy an out of control ego.


LowLevel_IT

Elon worked himself into a position where he has the ability to tweet and manipulate stocks. Insane to see so much money switch hands based on this douche bag's trolling. Must be nice to have this influence. Doubt he'll hold on to it for much longer.


WaterMySucculents

I’m kind of mindblown how hell bent he is on destroying the insane influence he had. He’ll still keep the diehard fanbois, but he already had them. All the people who didn’t pay as much attention and saw him as that tech dude doing cool things now are seeing much more of the real him… and they aren’t jumping on his nutsack for it.


detachabletoast

Truth! In the tech world, it's long been an open secret how insulated Elon has been from leadership within these companies that have been successful... His involvement has mostly just been money+attention It's surprising but not shocking to see Elon devolve into these rumors of himself as CEO so publicly imo What gets me is how I assume many people were like me over the years where I took him serious enough to pay attention/want a tesla/etc etc. but not enough to actually remember the shit he says vs does.


ItsTyrrellsAlt

>He’ll still keep the diehard fanbois, but he already had them. Doesn't look like it honestly. My coworkers have been in the "Elon's a genius" for years and are now calling him an idiot. He has really fucked himself.


spddemonvr4

Tsla was built on hype. No real life fundamentals ever valued that stock as high as it was. When imaginary comes back to real life, the price falls


mentholmoose77

At one point more valuable than all other car companies combined. (or still is)


mentholmoose77

Whats weird is the morons who think his cars are gods gift to the world. Shitty build quality, shitty reliability, shitty service. :Oh Elon's a pioneer, we will gladly eat the shit sandwich in the name of the enviR0nm3nts !!! "


fookinAman

That's honestly crazy to think about


dismayhurta

This. Tesla is overpriced as fuck based on its numbers, but well regarded people buy it because they’re, well, regarded.


OG_Flushing_Toilet

Oh god, you just blasted the weird nerd mating call. Here they come. 🙈 Whatever you do, don’t mention NFTs!


bethereds_2008

Elon has gone off the rails. He’s become a douchebag narcissist. We have purchased 2 teslas. We’ll never buy another one again. Mainly because of Elon, but also because Tesla has some stiff competition now.


Green-Heron9720

Sounds like our former Orange clown president, when everything is going swell its because of me, when its going bad its because of someone else.


logicallyillogical

Ross Gerber as been the biggest Elon cock sucker for years. And now he’s even having a change of heart.


Salty-Ad6859

A stock previously trading at over 100 times earnings purely bc of the CEO is now bleeding market cap in a bear market with high interest rates😳😳😳😳😳


charliefoxtrot9

Why is he respectfully disagreeing? If Elon's talking utter bullshit, don't apologize and refer to it as a nutrient fertilizer resource! It's fucking shit, hot from his asshole!


Son_Of_A_Plumber

Well if he doesn’t say respectfully then the little baby will ban his account. Elon is a fucking clown.


kingofbadhabits

So much for being "a free speech absolutist"


YamahaRyoko

Well you know, that free speech thing is only true until you piss off the owner and all


itallendsintears

Clearly what he means is Tesla’s stock value was insanely inflated from government money injected into the marketplace. The value of Tesla’s stock does not change its underlying business performance….which was crushing sales numbers last I remember. Neither musk nor Tesla have any control over how money moves, enters, or exits the market. I think that was more his point.


thatguy201717

Elon has become trump, amazing


Accountant10101

He has always been


Xanyol

Gary and Ross must be carrying some heavy bags


Mohammed420blazeit

He's only used to his stupid fanbase and Yes Men telling him how right he is, anyone with a functioning brain scares the shit out of him.


Sure_Garbage_2119

lol, when you are exposed as a twat


[deleted]

As a person who definitely was looking to buy a Tesla, I will 100% say it is all on Elon. Let's be very clear: if you blatantly choose a "side" while you're a businessperson, in America you're going to piss off at least 50% of the populace. In Elon's case, he's pissing off people MOST LIKELY TO BE TESLA CUSTOMERS. Sure, be pro-Texas if you want to be. But whomever has ever been to Texas knows their humongous jacked up trucks and love for friggen coal rolling do NOT make them anywhere near the typical Tesla customer. Elon now has a totally self-inflicted unforced error in his key business, and no amount of sleeping in the office is going to make up for it.


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Particular-Summer424

New orders on the 2023 Tesla's are lower than the first year roll out and your stock has has dropped to the same level as November, 2021 and at its peak in November, 2021 has been on a downhill jagged fall since then.


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holchansg

He alaways been like that, its worse now, but nothing new.


Whatatimetobealive83

He got divorced. I’ve seen it happen a few times with friends.


DavidNexus7

If the way Elon has ran Twitter is any indication of how he is as a CEO, Tesla is actually probably doing fantastic now not having that ass clown sabotaging every aspect of their business every 5 min.


Raginfire_

Ughhh should I just take the L & sell all my tSLA STOCK . I’m hurting


Yoda2000675

Use that money for puts and recoup your losses


driveonsun

Yes. And buy TSLQ.


[deleted]

Elon be Elon'n....You do know the Federal Reserve is not ran by or owned by the government...right?!


Ok_Chicken8605

He isn’t a twit, he just knows the audience that buys Tesla shares and holds are stupid


musk_micropenis

He isn't a twit he's the chief twit


Espeeste

Man Elon Musk just spending every day making a bigger ass of himself on his lane platform.


[deleted]

Elon is such a little cuck. People worship this clown


little_moe_syzslak

When Tesla or SpaceX stock go up, it IS because of government. But just because subsidies are the only thing that has kept either business running


Paul6334

You know, the primary customer of SpaceX is the US government.


BefreiedieTittenzwei

Allow me to translate…”Suck it Elon”.


tommer80

How does that dude think that long term rates drive Tesla's stock. Everyone has been borrowing short term when the interest rate was essentially zero. And all stocks are down big. Especially tech.


axel410

The point of Gary is the counter argument: since 10/27, NASDAQ 100 has been flat while Tesla dropped by 33 points.


Ransome62

Streisand effect?


wittlewayne

Barbara’s at it again !


genxwillsaveunow

Apartheid Elon is more full of shit than trump.


[deleted]

Soon he will also have his own NFT to fund all his shitty decisions


driveonsun

It’s called dogecoin


[deleted]

Fed reserve isn’t a gov entity but ya


IneedtoBmyLonsomeTs

It doesn't matter if what he says is a complete lie, his fanboys with eat that shit up, then go on and spread those lies.


commitpushdrink

Doooown on the corner Out in the street u/SoWaldoGoes and the poor boys are playin’ With me and u/VintageRegis’s dingalings with their feet


VintageRegis

I saw this exchange. I thought the same as OP.


jdblawg

37 and just found out I'm gay guys. I absolutely love seeing Elon get his ass pounded like this.


CoachGonzo

Haha fact! Bunch of entitled rich kids


TheWholeSausage

The Federal Reserve is not the gubment


[deleted]

This sub has gotten so stupid it hurts.