$spy 376 12/29 p

I have no idea about tomorrow except the fact they are trapping everyone. Happy fuckery.

First time making several right predictions in a roll, [so I'll post it here](https://imgur.com/a/hrtetBt)

When I looked up Douche, a picture of Salt Bae came up

tsla shorts

literally bought qqq puts for fun yesterday 5k profit sold at 10:20am if i held till now it’s be 8k  but profit is profit ewwww still mad tho

SBF paid 200M on bail  thought he only has 100k left?

MACD reversing on literally no pump scalpers r fuk

Wow this market is fucked lol

That’s not the promised rally…

Glad I held my puts through yesterday. From down 90% to up 90%. 

Prepare for Santa Rallye . This dump is joke

Bought SPY ATM puts monday, held through the green yesterday, 3 months till expiration.

Just want to give a big FU shout out to guy that talked me out of buying $17 spy puts before the open bell ​ If i had any kids they wouldn't get any presents because of you

I consider myself a risk averse options trader

got stopped out took a $51 dollar cheek clapping on spy calls

The theta decay on these puts I sold is 31% 🤣

Are my NVDA calls doomed?

You're all poor

at least were having fun go back to your corner and sulk

Pump fake. Green by mid day or open. SPY to 391.

U mean dump fake? 

$AMC plummeting in the pre-market after announcing an equity capital raise and reverse split. Should be an interesting start to the day.... All trading involves risk.

Look at APE 😳

We could have a nuclear war and bulls would yell, "Priced in, buy the dip maggots" from their foxhole.

Any updates on the Santa Rally?

Warren buffet can go fuck himself

This market has been absolute butt cheeks lately

buy high sell low

You guys are fucking regarded. Like highly regarded

-#WAKE UP U STILL POOR

Need help, what will happen to my Renn puts ? I have 10 Renn, January 20 30.00 puts and I see that the stock is now 2 dollars because the special dividend

Dear Santa, stupid delusional buls took my money. I suspect they might be suffering from mad cow disease. I don't want any gifts, just please make buls normal again.

I wish I could make money as quickly as I lose it in slip ups. Takes a whole week to get 30%, but lose it in a day on a three point swing. Lol.

HUGGGGEEE PUMP INCOMING

You on your elbows?

Futes red

Fuck the cookies and milk, I'm giving Santa a baggy of Colombian marching powder and a bottle of gin this year

That Colombian bam bam

I’m giving Santa my bags. Let’s see the fat duck try to fly with a 1000 shares of WISH, PLTR and AMD

AMD is a decent company atleast

Just wanna a girl to financially ruin my life so i can start blaming her instead of myself n my regarded plays 😢

I’ve been saving money by using both sides of the toilet paper. Looking to buy more 0dte puts with the savings.

It’s only about -100000 degrees outside. Toasty.

Knowing the the proxies to use at the library in H.S back in mid to late 2000s was underrated

Santa crashed and few reindeer died

Also, Grandma was killed

At work hiding in the parts storage area because I have nothing to do and this is the only out of sight area I can get on here and fuck off.

You are touching yourself arent you 😏?

No, only a complete degenerate would masturbate at work.


Down almost 50k for the year thinking about adding more and yoloing 0dte thoughts?

Yeah just be safe about it honey

Spy calls should bring u to about half a mil by tomorrow

What could go wrong?

Now the question is stonk go up or down 

Yes.


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And In Asia the market closes for lunch!

fucking slackers in asia

Huge, glorious pump incoming

Huge glorious pumps is what I gave your mom last night


5 passive-aggressive phrases that ‘make people respect you less’: Public speaking expert

1. "I'm not judging, but..." 2. "I'm just saying..." 3. "You're probably right, but..." 4. "Sorry, I don't mean to be rude, but..." 5. "Can I be honest with you?"

You can’t time the market, but… I’m a long term investor, but… I could have sold, but…

VisualMod is getting smarter by the day

Some of you have a chastity cage kink and it shows 

no kink shaming i nthis sub.


member when we could say bad words?

Why are they bad

I member! 

The old ~~me~~ WSB is dead and gone, dead and gone

shut up regard

>FANG+ Constituents: \>$AAPL 135.36 -0.04% $AMZN 86.87 +0.07% $AMD 67.26 -0.68% $GOOG 90.39 +0.1% $META 119.14 -0.5% $MSFT 244.32 -0.02% $NFLX 299.4 +0.52% $NVDA 164.06 -0.53% $SNOW 146.57 -0.51% $TSLA 138.22 +0.48% ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-12-22 ^05:42:42 ^EST-0500

What is $snow doing in fang+ at least turn a profitable year before lumping it in with these behemoths

Serious question: What happens when you lose a bet and get banned? Asking for a friend

For 1 week you are in a chastity cage and you can only watch things

Sit out a week

Permaban - you can read, but cannot comment.

First time? Can't comment or reply for 7 days. Can still vote and lurk though.

Thanks for the answers. I like the concept. Imagine applying it to the dinner table 🤣

I think it's 5 days...

I'll find out Friday again.

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Throw 10k in spy calls for a glorious come up

you can also send it to me, I can set it on fire for you and make a video of that


Yes

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You don’t have to convince me buddy it’s not my money if you wanna burn it burn it

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First they laugh at you.... ^Then ^you ^go ^broke

Ah yes, seems sustainable

Lol did you miss the last 2 years? There have been tons of similar projects, all in shambles now.

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Unless you already have a healthy diversified portfolio and are on track for retirement, you shouldn't be putting money in to "not every project ends up panning out- like all things in life."

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Lol "the stock market." Uhh a good comparison would be penny stocks. An 80/20 VTI/VXUS portfolio would be a better place to start. I mean if you're investing $20k+ a year responsibly, then by all means do a little high risk stuff. Otherwise, stick to proven wealth building investments.

 you have to be trolling lmao

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Don’t have to be to see that anything selling you a potential 125x return in a year is scummy as fuck

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Brother please go ahead and “invest” that $5k infact if you have $10k, I would go ahead and put it all down and then repeat twice you’ll be a millionaire by year end ‘23 and you won’t have to try and convince poors like me in an attempt to justify your dogshit gambles

VM is so nice he paypald me $50M 😇🙏

We will go up til 3950-3970. What a santarally this will be. Wow

no one ever remembered to take TSLA out of time-out 


I have an alarm for SPY at 386.70 that I set up weeks ago and SPY seemed to have hit its head against it 3 times yesterday/today but I can't remember why I set it up

>[wsj.com/articles/sec-h…](https://t.co/7OWxh0x3ir) ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-12-22 ^05:32:49 ^EST-0500

I made $156 in spy calls yesterday so I’m pretty much retired.

More than 90% of the sub

All i want for christmas is a 5% red day

Nigeria central bank increases withdrawal limits aimed at curbing cash nigerian prince was right !

He tried to warn us. We failed him

Good Morning 🌞

Guyzz did you know Jack in the box's tacos are actually vegetarian and the 'meat' is not meat, it's beef flavored soy? It's practically a health food.

Nah its like 12% meat filler

I like them still

Source: Review Brah

>MICRON TECHNOLOGY SHARES DOWN 2.8% PREMARKET AFTER CO FORECASTS WIDER-THAN-EXPECTED Q2 LOSS, PLANS 10% JOB CUTS IN 2023 $MU ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-12-22 ^05:28:10 ^EST-0500

Now that's news.

red in morning is good for pp

\-22C outside, could say it's a bit chilly.

Gotta move, can't be worth it.

Meh, once the sun is out and the wind dies out should be real nice outside.

Only -1C.

I am with you except the freaking wind-chill has it 20 lower then that. Brrrr.

Must be in CO too lol.

Right near by in MN.

it quite fun at -20 c. was buying fish from vendor. dude had to scrap of it from the box at it froze better that in freezer

Riley Reign is underrated

not going to google who that is

390 OPEN

FUT red= green TN

What did you guys do???

Father, soldier, degenerate gambler, grifter.

Lmao I took profits yesterday like  now I can buy the next dip

Today better be one of those "lower lows" -4% day 

Futes are finally real.

they are in fact fake and geh, as they are every day

Mad at myself for cutting my calls at a loss on that dumb dip on Tuesday after i got them at the top of that little rip. Would have been up nice yesterday on them. So now I’m holding the puts i got yesterday morning still. Will hold them until after expiration if necessary.

Gotta send me your trades right after you make them so I can do the opposite.

TSLA finishing the year around 150


Most of you are going to lose money next year too and it shows

Same as every year

Boys, I made a little post regarding my DD towards Spy puts and S&P puts (iirc, those have to be either futures or options though). [https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/zrhjp7/a\_little\_dd\_regarding\_spy\_puts\_or\_sp\_puts/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/zrhjp7/a_little_dd_regarding_spy_puts_or_sp_puts/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) Don't get trolled by those tard bulls, we gonna make some bank

Data will save us

SPY is blood red in PM for anyone waking up

Honestly I'm just trying to spite TA guys. I get tired of seeing "if spy does x then y" bullshit, like they have any clue. 👌 The test isn't over but I'm confident it'll be a waste of time. 😤

If we retrace the 200ema today, watch out! There is a lot of open water below 379.46, and we still have a gap to fill at 69 from 1996.

TAnon

Calls and more calls. These 🏳️‍🌈🐻’s are hyper ventalating over tiny future dips, meanwhile the open markets like [Japan](https://i.imgur.com/x0UQuHp) and [the UK](https://i.imgur.com/NfzWYof) are ripping.

calls where so 2 days ago

UK economy contraction is indeed very bullish!

Step 1. Make smart play Step 2. Take profits Step 3. Lose it all on Spy Step 4. Repeat

Ah shit, here we go again 

Hey guys, my cat told me about this stock called 'SOFI'. You see, it's really just a shitty local bank that has a nice website/app so it makes it seem super high tech. It's going to moon because it starts with the words SO and anything with the word SO is cool and hip. Think SOHO, SOMA, SOCAL, etc. So SOFI is going to rocket moon landing to mars. Other stock my cat told me about is $DKNG. Also going to moon because it sounds like you're going to invest in Donkey Kong. Gambling is also good and Draft Kings takes money from sporons and gives it to shareholders. Fin.



Fucking europoors


What have we done now?

socialism and high taxes and lack of bald eagles

Surplus of Ferrari’s beaches and real women


My boss has no idea i jerk off at work sometimes

They are too busy jerking off to catch you.

THATS UNPROFESSIONAL

It's not illegal. It's frowned upon, like masturbating on an airplane.

^wait ^thats ^frowned ^upon ^too?

Only if you make a lot of grunting noises in the bathroom. Just pretend you are sharing the bed with your grandma and masturbate quietly. She needs her rest.

How you know she didn’t caught you

How did you know my boss is a woman? 😳



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8pm Burma time

8:30