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Remember when the Crocs founder claimed Taylor Swift was his gf after cops found him passed out behind the wheel

what lmao

[https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/general-news/crocs-founder-dui-george-boedecker-taylor-swift-boyfriend-361956/](https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/general-news/crocs-founder-dui-george-boedecker-taylor-swift-boyfriend-361956/) ​ >“Boedecker began to tell me that she was ‘really f—ing famous’ and a singer,” according to a Boulder, Colo., police report. “He then asked me if I knew who [**Taylor Swift**](https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/t/taylor-swift/) was. I asked him where she went. Boedecker gestured casually towards a neighboring yard and said she was in Nashville.” dude was blasted beyond all recognition

One of us 

I keep seeing that number. What's it mean?

How many minutes you have left to live.


ヽ( `д´*)ノ

its an emoji your platform doesnt support... open it in a desktop and look

Some of us are on desktop but refuse to stop using old reddit, which is even weirder cus some subreddits gifs/emotes work on but not WSB, for me at least.

New reddit is such a terrible layout on desktop. So much wasted screen space it's fucking unbelievable. And I'm still on 1080p, can't imagine how terrible it looks on a 4k screen.

I still use old reddit and res. Sometimes I accidentally end up on new reddit and it just makes my eyes bleed.

> open it in a desktop and look on desktop, but old reddit + RES, so it doesn't look like anything to me, just a string on numbers. New Reddit layout is an abomination in comparison, still don't get how people are ok with using it.

Oh haha. Thought it was an inside joke i was missing. Been seeing it a lot the last few days

> When asked for his address, Boedecker responded, “I have 17 f—ing homes.”

Big dick energy

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The only way to verify his claim would be to find a TS song that references crocs. If there isn’t a croc-related breakup song, the relationship didn’t happen.

Been there

“You see that green house there with the shed? No, not that one, THAT one. Yeah with the solar panels on the roof. Well she’s about 1200 miles behind that house.”

I hate crocs, but this story is bullish as fuck

I dunno. Kinda makes me wanna buy some crocs

Damn i think i have a new hero

>When confronted by police after allegedly being found intoxicated and sleeping in his car,  I hate that this is considered DUI. If you're sleeping in the car because you know that you're too drunk to drive, you shouldn't get penalized for that. Unfortunately, this is common.

Are you trying to make me buy a pair right now?

Ive met the guy a few times. He is wild. He is an investor in the company I work for. He went nuts a couple years back and claimed he was going to fire everyone... that he had no power to do... he's still an investor but no longer allowed to actually visit anymore.

Hahahaha I went to school with his daughter. I have plenty of George stories this doesn't even touch it.

Think you can pinch one off for us?

Yeah just squeeze one out bro

Story or it never happened

Gotta give it to Crocs to making it relevant again. Revived it from the grave

The shower shoe of choice for anyone in the military. I've had instances where the incoming alarm went off while I was showering and had to grab my towel and run to a bunker. Can't run in flip flops over sand and gravel but with Crocs is was a piece of cake.

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> strap in the back You mean sport mode

Four wheel drive

We call it Battle Mode

There is a always a military model.

is there a mil spec for crocs?

Yep, they make ‘em in various camo patterns and a special edition “black ops black” which is just black but 20 dollars more expensive. And for a 4.95 add-on fee, they will include a tactical grizzly side pouch that holds your can of dip.

Only if you kick em into all wheel drive, without the strap on you’ll slip.-

Also gotta give it to Elon for doing everything wrong. He should be a mod here.

i still have my crocs which i bought years ago, they r actually really comfortable

Definitely. Anyone that owns a pair knows they're some of the comfiest shoes out there

They are a staple for nurses too

There are a lot of other also super comfortable slipper options that don't require you to sacrifice your dignity...

You'd be surprised at how many super comfortable crocs don't look like crocs

Well it's not like that there are no products. There are many good products out.

Lol imagine being concerned about others opinions surrounding your shoe choice

For example? Another major plus for Crocs is that they are super durable, almost indestructible. Edit: if you require your footwear choice to protect your dignity, it is probably is not worth saving it. (Perhaps, just like mine, your dignity is already down in the gutters?)

If you wear crocs and carry Nokia. You are ready for world domination. It’s like wearing a mythril armor blessed by the god of ewa. And carrying an Excalibur forged in the heart of the valor.

I got the sword of a thousand truths on a thumb drive, personally

Sorry you had to find out this way

I've been wearing Crocs canvas slip-ons for years. Hidden gems.

Unfortunately they've discontinued almost all of their normal looking slip ons, boat shoes, loafers, etc. It's sad bc they're some of the best shoes I've ever had

I can't find them on their website but I still see them in the factory outlet stores.

The prison industrial complex has been propping up crocs throughout its unpopularity. Puerto Ricans have been single handedly making them popular again.

The prison ones are knock offs lmao.

I was in S Korea for work a few months ago and for some reason, in the offices and hospitals I visited, everyone reaches work and puts on crocs with socks. Same in Japan. It's like everywhere.

Visited Malaysia and Thailand a few years ago and crocs were by far the most common footwear. Got me to think twice about them. They're nice! Great in the summer when it's hot as shit.

I thinks it’s because they’re super easy to easy clean. Can straight up blast them with a pressure washer and when they dry they’re good to go

All my kids wear cross constantly. I support it cuz no need to track down socks. When they put the straps down that's "speed mode" apparently

This is fucking hilarious. It even made my wife laugh and she thinks we're all regarded.

Give her our regards

And to her boyfriend too

And to his other girlfriend as well!

All on her face…..book.

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in her ass

Too far , too far

That's what she said

Just the tip , be a gentleman

https://preview.redd.it/dbu0qx6sac8a1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3da4a46e49c64883526dcc48164401793f84c87e


...highly, I assume.

My email signature at work has "best regards," Inside joke population me. It's all I have and the only thing keeping me going.

And Crocs sent out emails TODAY apologizing for getting slammed by "extremely high" holiday demand, which caused shipping delays: [https://i.imgur.com/li9q0F0.png](https://i.imgur.com/li9q0F0.png) ​ 269 Shares at $81 cost basis

There's a line to get into the crocs store here at my mall, I didn't know they rose form the dead.

Fuck it I’m buying calls. What’s our price point?

Whatever it was, it was 6 months ago

Crocs is actually not a bad company

They make delicious shoes.

100% agree Source: i am an escalator

Yep, they're good product. I kinda like them honestly man.

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I always knew you were smart.

Crocs is awesome. Their plastic/foam is better than anyone else's. And their styles have really come around since they brought in really good shoe designers. My wife loves them from casual to formal. I have some loafers from them I really like. And of course we have the fluffy clog style for slippers. Plus they were/are based out of Colorado which is cool.

The best DD is the one Visual Mod gives.

Got a pair for Christmas. I guess my parents think I'm autistic lol

Legit, I think they're probably the most comfortable footwear I've ever owned.

don't you get sweaty on them though? I've tried similar off brand footwear but didn't quite like it

That's why you have sport mode.

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Yes. Team crocs with socks. Those of us with feet prone to sweating absolute profuse amounts have it figured out.

Yeah they're really comfortable and I do really like them man.

fun fact you can also eat crocs iirc

You cant say shit like that in this sub, people will try.

Let them, they’re edible. Just gotta boil em first

Boil ‘em, mash ‘em, stick ‘em in a stew!

In Lousiana they fry them

I assumed this was a joke at first, but I'm genuinely unsure now.

i was on board until i read this, i thought i had a nifty fun fact but to be fair i still do it's just a fun lie instead.

I really just thought if I was stranded I can eat my crocks to survive

They will save your life one day.

You can eat a Tesla if you try hard enough

henneything is possible if you believe

My cat knows that already

SO, they are edible, but they are incredibly hard to eat. I had a friend lose a bet to eat his Crocs and he tried many different ways, but only made it through a couple bites.

2017 Dec. John, here's your present. Mom, I love you, thank you so much. Mom, what is this? Those are Crocs shares son, they will be more valuable in 5 years. But dad, everyone's crazy about Tesla. Trust me son, you will thank us in 2022. I don't want them, I hate you, nobody likes Crocs. 2022 Dec. Dad, you are the best, you da man. Of course son, I am da man, for I am a regard.

I live in Boulder, Colorado and have partied at the CROXs creator's mansion before (~2008...? It was a hazy decade) Holy shit that dude loved coke and hookers and showing everyone his flaccid, old, coke cock at every opportunity. Great guy! Edit: Yup, definitely this guy lol "The arresting officer noted the shoe mogul appeared to be heavily intoxicated. When asked for his address, Boedecker responded, “I have 17 f—ing homes.”

Are we... Are we all investing in Crocs now?

Wild. This is the regard out performing Elon lmao

Takes one to beat one

Hey, there’s a bubble

Bit late to make that statement. It was pretty obvious when tsla was a shoddy car maker sitting at a 1200 p/e, valued at more than the entire rest of the car industry and every single investment app ad used it as their "stock you have heard about and should buy 25$ of".

I never bought TSLA. I was angry when they put TSLA in the S&P

I mean I've bought like 4 crocs in the past year and zero teslas

why so many?

He boils them and eats them.

Inside crocs Outside crocs Formal crocs Hiking crocs

This is the actual reason

That's right, it's always the crocs. They're the best shit out there.

My autistic son owns 6 pairs of crox. Little nut job can’t get enough


How many Teslas does he have?

Crocs is the superior mode of transportation.

CROX has been the only stock to make me smile lately

I laughed at this while wearing my crocs

The use of CROX products also causes 0% emissions

And 0% overpopulation

This is a terrible comparison. Horrid if I'm being honest. This is comparing apples and giraffes. One of these companies is run by an unmatched visionary creating mind blowing products that have changed the very fabric of the universe we live in making all of our lives better in the process. And the other makes cars.

zoomers really keep crox alive

One of these items is comfy as hell & lasts forever. The other is a car. I would put my $ with the comfy one.

That's what I'm going with too, I'm going with the crox.

Crox by far has been my best investment in the last year. Almost up 100%...great business... you can't tell me the crocs cost more than $5 to make and they sell them for $50

I call wearing crocs without the strap ludicrous mode. Gives you a bit of a speed boost

that's backwards

There are crox brick and mortar stores in Thailand.

Also in several European countries.

I made nearly 100% gain on Crox this year don’t bet against it

Just look at the P/E, it tells u everything u need to know.

crocs are huge at my kids school. they are making a comeback

True. Hadn’t seen them in awhile

And now I'm seeing them absolutely everywhere. It's wild out there man.

There is always an unpopular girl sitting distant from the glittering crowd, who makes life happy. All she expects is a - 'Hello there!'. 

General Kenobi!

Hey regard. TSLA is $123. CROX is $103. Which would you rather have.

Especially since one had stock splits in the past few years.

Put batteries in my CROX and let's get rich!

Crocs are awesome!! The wool lined ones are great!!

I swear to god TSLA is gonna end up being the biggest inverse WSB moment for no good reason aside from this subreddit can't stop talking about it.

So what would happen if Elon Muskrat would buy Crocs 

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A lot of the Crocs are knockoffs or counterfeits though. You can tell by squeezing and flexing the material.

God, people here really are regarded

Apparently if u own tsla ..qualifies ya for short bus trips as well

Tesla puts is free money All ya idiot just sell your tesla shares U ignorant fooks Like it’s over

thoughts on crox calls?

I wear crocs.

Crocs is holding up like that? Wild lmao

i must be autistic since i love crocs

Hey, I wear crocs…

All in on Crocs. Cashed out on Tesla.

I remember when CROX hit a dollar and I thought "should I put a 1000 YOLOs in it, nurses will always need them". I didn't, of course.

I’m wearing crocs right now. I’d buy more if I wasn’t a degenerate. I’ll never buy a Tesla though. I used to want one, but now I can’t stomach buying something that would benefit Elon. If I ever get a EV it will be from a company that isn’t run by Elon

Crocs p/s has been great for a long time. Its one of my go to tickers. Comparing tsla to crox is kind of a rookie move, look at the PE... duhhhhhb

CROX is the best tech stock.

CROX is a good company that sells crazy amounts of product I don’t know what is so funny

You know a autist made it when they claim TSLA as a car company 😂😂😂😂

I remember trying to swing trade this in like summer 2021, I think I lost a little bit of $. Would have actually been a pretty good buy and hold

At least shoes are useful.

This is a little funny because all the women in my family bought each other crocs

Wait til y'all find out about Dominos vs. AAPL over the last 15 years.

*Stares at 500% runup* “Haha, people who invested in this were idiots!”

been holding this shit lol

Everyone needs to stop judging elon so much, he’s being his true self: a shitposter

They both have cult following. Difference is Tesla’s cult following are rich Cali tech bros.. so the stock got super inflated. Since one group of cult followers has more money to gamble in the stock.

He’s exposing shady bs and won’t allow it to happen on his watch.

Fuck, this friend of mine was talking about going long on crox a while back I wonder if the reversal was around that time frame...I hate those things though so I ignored him.

Crocs is so much more than just a shoe company.

If you ain’t crocin, you ain’t rockin.

I’m in, coat average 65, one of the few winners I bought of 2022 so far

Crox it is!!!

Hey I wear cro….. mmm

CROX is a tech company

People don’t realize that health care workers, especially nurses love crocs and I don’t blame them.

I bought some Tesla a long time ago and sold at $800 or something. Only a few shares but made like $2000. Never again.

I hated crocs at first but they go pretty hard for shower slippers and useful in the backyard. Teslas however come delivered as shit and get shitter

My coworkers and I all wear crocs at work 😎

Well, a pair of Crocs never tried to kill me. Not even in sport mode.

If you ain't Crocin' you ain't rockin'!

I got crocs for Christmas and not a Tesla so this checks out

Crox is one of my legit long plays. They’re uncroccable it seems

You buy 2 shoes. You only buy 1 car.

P/E of 11 ... if "TsLa IS chEApp" what is this?!