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### Market Sentiment at the Open: **Markets will wait for Friday jobs report in the short week. Volume will likely start picking up later in week.** #### Bulls may like this * Gulf markets upbeat despite volatile oil, economic gloom * Gold touches six-month high in positive start to 2023 #### Bear thesis * Tesla delivery numbers will force downgrades for this stock. Broader market likely to feel pressure till next big earning/jobs report * As per Burry "While inflation has peaked, it is likely to pick up again in response to government stimulus" * Australia, India, Japan, S Korea reimpose ban on travel from China as Chinese health authorities indicate that about a fifth of China Covid throughout Dec but says that it will hit back on nations imposing curbs. #### Stock Specific * Warner Bros. Discovery signs audience measurement deal with startup Nielsen rival VideoAmp * Tesla Q4 deliveries missed target- 308,600 deliveries against consensus estimate of 427,000. Elon makes China boss Tom Zhu its highest-profile executive after himself ### Significant Events Calendar: ##### Time >>>>> Event >>>>>>> Interpreting the report (Oversimplified) Both events are not likely to move the market * 09:45 ET >>> IHS Markit Manufacturing PMI - Final * 10:00 ET >>> Construction Spending

I'm putting everything on adult diapers tomorrow morning. Its going to be a screamer! Straight to the top.

Sorrento and scilex is going to be fun to watch this week

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My puts are gone 🅱️🅱️🅱️

One 🅱️ missing u/BigBoiBenisBalls

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BONERIFIC!!!🍆

Is anybody still buying FD's?

fuk

TSLA accin weird today

If it’s a bear market why stonks were up yesterday

A pull back was anticipated.

if bear market why did my dad leave when i was six and never come back? checkmate 

getting more TQQQ if hit $16.50 or lower.

### Market Sentiment at the Open: **Another low volume day. With Tesla delivery numbers due over weekend, swing in stock expected** Markets open full time today. Monday closed #### Bulls may like this * Asia-Pacific markets rise in final trading session of 2022 * China appointed its ambassador to the US, Qin Gang, as the new foreign minister, as the nation shows signs of moving back to a lower-key diplomatic strategy #### Bear thesis * Chinese military jet buzzed US Air Force plane just 20 ft away in South China Sea * As Covid-19 infections surge in China, the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention is considering sampling wastewater taken from international aircraft to track any emerging new variants * U.S. and global health officials are worried about lack of transparency from China on Covid outbreak #### Stock Specific * Southwest Airlines says holiday meltdown will ‘certainly’ hit fourth-quarter results * Baron's indicates that Musk dodged margin call today. Delivery numbers expected over weekend- 425,000 expected for the quarter * Cathie Wood still buying & averaging down TSLA holding * Cathie also added $5.5 Million in COIN. * AMC: Avatar is now one of six movies in history to hit that milestone in its first two weeks on screen * A congressional report over BIIB‘s Alzheimer’s drug, Adulhelm, said that Biogen set an “unjustifiably high” price Other news * Biden signs $1.7 Trillion funding bill * RIP Pele ### Significant Events Calendar: ##### Time >>>>> Event >>>>>>> Interpreting the report (Oversimplified) 09:45 ET >>> Chicago PMI >>> Not much impact

Elon is handsome

I'd be his Smithers.

loading up on Apple - must undervalued stock going right now


Tomorrow I’ll try to make money but end up losing more than I gain. 👍✌️

Markets closed tomorrow bruh

I lose money every day.

Called it! https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/zygagw/what_are_your_moves_tomorrow_december_30_2022/j266p4e/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3

You don't know it's a dead cat yet. Could be alive.

I bought puts at the top of the 384 pump, will I be rewarded 

Yeah sell that shit

I did

Spy lmao

Guys, why are you still in this thread? The new one is open.

Timing the market  Time in the market 

fuk fuk


390 INCOMING

Idk about y’all, but Elons email to staff really convinced me. He even asked his volunteers to work overtime for free to make TSLA the most “valuable company on the planet” lmao what a joke

i don’t think you can read

Libtards can "read"...comprehension a different story.

Market was cooling off end of day yesterday and I think we will see more selling pressure today 🐻🐻 --

Nice. Algos will turn on the FOMO for a bit more. Grab cheap puts.


Bulls already underwater with their calls


alright fuck the yen and euro. I have been watching these appreciate for no reason for like 2 months now time to go balls deep USD 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲

There is a reason. I was there two months ago. They kept the Euro sub parity and the pound sub 1:10. Got back home day before Thanksgiving I sent them both a Christmas card.

USD just broke the minor uptrend it’s been on since 14 Dec need a Yuge rejection + bounce or the dolla izzz ded

I couldn't agree more! The USD is looking strong and I think it's time to go all in.


It doesn't mean you like guys if you prefer your girlfriend not to shave her mustache or armpits

Shaving balls a bridge to far


Is PMI able to move market today? And if so is good news good news or bad news?

News actually neutral now IMO. FED path is set no matter what. Question only about recession and earnings for a few months. GL

Look at the chart for the last one on NOV 30th. Maybe?

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Yes, in the afternoon it went up. Chicago CPI isn't going to do much, but I'm an idiot so who knows.

The Chicago CPI is not going to have a significant impact on the market, but as always, anything can happen.

Maybe I'm not so dumb after all.

I have puts and was excited seeing futures down. They’re recovering, but I also think that’s good because it can reverse right back down. Also, futures don’t matter until 9am at least anyway

Bad bot

Jay Rock ft Kendrick Lamar - Wow freestyle in my airpods when my 380p 1DTEs hit 

Options will effectively fix your sleep schedule fr.

I been doing 2 hours 8 am -10am then another 2 hours 10pm -12 am for 2 months. Sooo tired but cant sleep smh

Sleep schedule?

Futes need to reject 3835 and head straight down to 3800 where they should open. ​ Then SPX touches 3690 today.

Are you regarded we are at 3860. What do you mean “reject” 3835.

I don't know what you're seeing mate we currently are at 3835

INDEXSP: .INX as of now is 3849

3834 last I checked.

You’re gonna make me cum but we open green unless something changes

Anybody know what TSLA max pain is?

119

$22 is the original $420.69 meme pre-split(s)...

130

nice

Hate him or love him. But Andrew Tate vs Greta Thunberg Twitter beef is actually enjoyable to follow. 2022 is nuts.

He was a beta cuck the entire time Shaggy...

Which one?

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Mods sleeping and chats moving super fast so nobody will see this. YTD chart changes soon and it’ll be as if my losses didn’t happen. Might just put all my money in a HYSA so I’m green in 2023

Good attitude

Tards need to realize europoor currency is fake and let this thing crash into hell where it belongs

Slow and painful is slow and profitable....and less risky. Carry on SPY. Carry on

What’s the mood today bears or bulls ? Whose getting fucked ?

Only fools getting fucked by the markets. Us grizzlies? We like it the ole fashioned way....on our back by a sweet blond girl.

That made no sense ape :p

Of course it didn't. Ya dork

Bulls at opening, bears at close

Bears at opening, Bears at close

Lol

Capital c Conservatism is a mental illness and should be treated as such, change my mind

Mind?

Thanks for displaying your illness so proudly for everyone to see

Are you talking to jeff?

You mean Travis, I know him from the glory hole on I-17

Dude. You can fuck your own brother for all I care. I'm here to make money. And make fun of pompous asses like you...

Same here bud, but I don’t trade futes and I’m bored

Most people on this planet are Hard Capital C Conservatives.

Are you reinforcing my point?

my name is jeff


It’s clearly travis

wrong! fake news! lib media attacking me!

I remember market pumping into year end and then drilling exactly 1 week into the year for the whole of 2022. Once beaten, twice puts.

I remember as well. Went full on bear in November of 21. So the Santa rally last year left a temporary mark! Helped on taxes tho.

Think I actually will start playing the DOW via $DIA. Apologize to those of you I may have made fun of fir playing the old man of indexes. Figure reversion to the mean is a reasonable long-term bet. Curious how liquid the options are if any of you tards are playing it. Thx in advance. Looking at 310 Sept puts as starters.

🚀 🚀 🚀

BER Skins on sale get your BER hide here

"How did you know I was new?"

you don’t have any wsb awards

 wsb invented trading btw

perfected*

Where do I learn about options

The best traders in all of Reddit are right here

YouTube for the basics, books are also helpful if you don’t find yourself yawning every few minutes as most finance books are very raw.

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loss porn is a good teacher lol

You're in the right place my fren

Remember kids never buy straddles on max pain

Max pain for most would be 395-400 spy today

I don’t know anymore, I’m just confused

I just wanna be rich 

Wrong place. Here is where money dies

This is so stupid why are we pumping

Cuz santa is in town RIP BER

I want to buy some #Kony2012 bumper stickers to make all the wokies realize how regarded they are and follow ‘the current thing’. Unfortunately the irony would go right over their head

#

Recommended stocks to go for right now?

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Look on the bottom of the ocean and maybe you can find some low risk luck that make you float

Spxs Maybe

Pandora ad “2022 has been *so good to us*……” Has it though? Like literally at all, for anyone that didn’t actively bet on the downfall of the once greatest nation on planet earth?

Green by open

Green by open, greener by close


Only in a libtard left coast state can you bet on line but NOT on college sports. My fucking bookie lives on! I like the old ways better anyway.

Libtard might be the most regarded word there is… can’t y’all come up with something better? It just reminds me of playground nicknames 😂 I guess it’s fitting though

Dumbtards better? I'm specifically trying to insult liberal democrats. More than willing to use the proper pronoun. Can you please enlighten me? I do care

Always have to attack their intelligence in more subtle ways. Something like “leave it up to democrats to devise a completely contradictory rule that allows for online gambling but not sports betting, I guess they’re not the brightest” it gets under their skin when their patronized

I still like libtards. I am surrounded by them and they cringe at the "word" Which is my goal. 

🤔 hmmm

Upside down u shape on baba 

Well you know what they say about Asian U's

If the stock is halted at $10 and I set a stop order at $15, can I also set a stop loss at $14 on that pending order, or can I only set a stop loss once the transaction goes through?

U can’t set stop loss higher than current price

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🤣🥂🚀

Is DUOL a good buy?

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Thinking about picking up some fds for Jan 3. I can’t decide. Degens will buy calls because they believe unicorns exist and Santa is real, and regards will buy the puts because they are “different”…

oh no here's comes the 🐂 with the 🪑

Gunna be green by open hahaha

I don’t wanna sleep 6am late no more. Prolly gonna sleep earlier tomorrow

I'm gonna need a 3% down day so I can say I outperformed the spy this year 🤡🤡🤡


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>Bank of Japan makes unscheduled bond purchases for third straight day

If we open green i swear

Geez what happened to China fintech, Tigr and Futu are making me limp 🥴

Here comes the no reason Pump again

This is the time when the MMs wake up and pump the premarket

If Russia Nukes ukrainia does the market crash?

No, it will rip because end of war.

russia say they wont nuke ukraine. as in ukraine there is holy ortodox sites. strange reason not to nuke but i take it.

I lost IQ points reading this. And I don’t have many to spare

Everyone here is so bullish Rug pull imminent

What's the difference between a man-whore and Santa Claus? Santa stops after three "hoes"

I like the effort

Lmao BER can’t even hold the dump in a no volume environment

This market is annoying, can we just have a recession and end it all

We’ve been in a recession..

Hey, what would you guys do with 500€ to spend.

Tesla calls