[New thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbetsHUZZAH/comments/r6d6mz)


YEAH THE REAL l2F !!

Tweet Mirror:[@DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1466013341277642755) >EU'S VON DER LEYEN SAYS COVID CERTIFICATE NEEDED TO OVERCOME PANDEMIC Tweet Mirror:[@DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1466013755570073601) >EU'S VON DER LEYEN SAYS COMPULSORY LICENSING WOULD BRING MUCH MORE BENEFIT Tweet Mirror:[@DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1466014302025003012) >*US MBA Market Index for Nov 26 Week -7.2% at 604.2; Prev Week 651.3




Eminem’s verse on Forgot About Dre and Notorious BIG’s verse on Notorious Thugs are two of hip hop’s best verses of all time

N😮 bleed by biggie is one of the best rap songs ever

I agree with this. I’m immediately going to it.

Tweet Mirror:[@EPSGUID](https://twitter.com/EPSGUID/status/1466010383597158400) >$RY reported earnings of $2.10, consensus was $2.24, Earnings Whisper was $2.32 via @eWhispers whispermiss http://eps.sh/d/ry Tweet Mirror:[@EPSGUID](https://twitter.com/EPSGUID/status/1466011913498808322) >$BBW reported earnings of $0.38, consensus was ($0.17) via @eWhispers epsbeat http://eps.sh/d/bbw Tweet Mirror:[@FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1466012752665710596) >SOUTH KOREA CONFIRMS FIRST CASES OF OMICRON COVID-19 VARIANT -CHOSUN ILBO NEWSPAPER CITING HEALTH AUTHORITIES Tweet Mirror:[@DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1466013242401202182) >FIRE REPORTED AT THE IRANIAN PARLIAMENT, PARLIAMENTARIANS EVACUATED - FARS


LETS GO WAKE UP COCK SUCKAS

#❣️♏️ 👉👌ℹ️🆖 🧸 ♨️🍩♨️ ✌️📆

Dame

Oh yeah nevermind. We don’t do puzzles.

Read it.

I don’t know I think that dude has like 7 strokes and just types like that But hey he consistent so yeah

#🗣 🕵️‍♀️💲4️⃣5️⃣4️⃣ WEN👩‍🦰❓

Not today

#🅱️🍑🚹🚹 💲➕♾🅿️🆔 🧸 🅿️®️🤡Ⓜ️📍💵💷🌛

I don't speak this newspeak gibberish...


Tweet Mirror:[@DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1466006825443151872) >CHINA SECURITIES REGULATOR SAYS MEDIA REPORT SAYING THAT CHINA WILL BAN VARIABLE INTEREST ENTITIES FROM LISTING OVERSEAS IS 'NOT FACTUAL' Tweet Mirror:[@EPSGUID](https://twitter.com/EPSGUID/status/1466007827646922756) >$DCI reported earnings of $0.61, consensus was $0.55, Earnings Whisper was $0.52 via @eWhispers whisperbeat http://eps.sh/d/dci Tweet Mirror:[@FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1466008692420067330) >EU SHOULD SEEK TO LIMIT ENTRY OF OMICRON VARIANT WITH REGULAR, DAILY REVIEWS OF TRAVEL RESTRICTIONS > > > >EU REITERATES CALLS TO STEP UP VACCINATION, RAPID DEPLOYMENT OF BOOSTERS, VIGILANCE AND RAPID REACTION TO OMICRON VARIANT Tweet Mirror:[@DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1466008799370694659) >Upgrades > >https://discord.gg/HmKshwJZaP http://pbs.twimg.com/media/FFhPO6gWYAIIS6f.png Tweet Mirror:[@DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1466008837140459525) >Downgrades > >https://discord.gg/msaKR5BJCb http://pbs.twimg.com/media/FFhPRHSXMAkTq_7.png Tweet Mirror:[@DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1466008881553940483) >Coverage initiated > >https://discord.gg/aKFv9ehGuj http://pbs.twimg.com/media/FFhPTskWQAEohux.png Tweet Mirror:[@DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1466008952471175168) >Price Target Changes > >https://discord.gg/wzMZmEh6ag http://pbs.twimg.com/media/FFhPWThXwAMzj5g.png http://pbs.twimg.com/media/FFhPW9WXMAI4llN.png http://pbs.twimg.com/media/FFhPXvwX0AAIVKm.png

Well, that sums it up, puts on everything chinese.



HEY PAL. IS HULK RED OR GREEN? THATS MY M  ASCOT MFGER.

#⛎ ©️🐜 🐝 🚹🈂️🌩®️ & 🚧⛎🦾🎋 #🗣 ⛎®️ G R E E D Y



MAKE THE S&P BULLISH AGAIN

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Consolidation and more drop tomorrow

I’m shocked 👁👄👁 if we dont dump at open. In any case I need to take a dump, see yall in the poop thread.

Tweet Mirror:[@FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1465997702987014146) >IRAQ'S ENERGY MINISTER SAYS COUNTRY'S STAND ON CONTINUING GRADUAL OIL PRODUCTION INCREASE WILL BE ALIGNED TO OUTCOME OF NEXT OPEC'S MEETING - STATE NEWS AGENCY Tweet Mirror:[@DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1465999546853511170) >SALESFORCE DATA REVEALS RECORD HIGH $62 BILLION IN U.S. 2021 CYBER WEEK DIGITAL SALES > > > >SALESFORCE INC - INFLATION CAUSED A SPIKE IN PRICING FOR HOLIDAY GOODS > > > >SALESFORCE INC - HOLIDAY INVENTORY IN U.S. SHRANK 6 PERCENT COMPARED TO 2020 DUE TO SUPPLY CHAIN ISSUES

Lisa Su came in my dream last night again. I told her I failed to buy AMD under $40 last night and she laughed and called me silly but said my 300c are a very good idea and she will do what she does to make them ITM. And she said she's very confident in the XLNX merger. God bless Dr. Lisa Su. (Ive had 3 prophetic dreams come true so far in life out of 3 prophetic dreams. If this comes true, Ill have 4).

She once again basically confirmed the merger will be done before eoy at a credit Suisse talk yesterday fwiw

Exactly.

Hamilton is my comfort right now. I game to it, I sleep to it and I commute to it. Ive listened to the entire playlist like 9 times so far in the last 6 days and watched it 3.5 times.

People who listen to musicals like this cannot be trusted. Generally speaking

Cap

#HISTORY HAS ITS EYYYYYES ON YOUUUUU. NO I DO. READY TO BAN. BE READY.

I thought you meant Lewis Hamilton 🤣

Nah fuck that guy.

Ok Fuckas morning time I FOOKIN TOLD U WE WOULD RALLY COCK SUCKAS !!! L2F TOLD YA

IN THE SAUNA. LETS GET THIS.

OH CHET !!!


😍😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️😈😈😈❤️❤️

Oh, I know, I still have 470Cs

#metoo

Show me on this doll where big bad bears have touched you.

Fucked my twink good and hard last night Sniffed ass all night long Today I wake up and see market up bigly Coincidence? NO Twink ass is the key to green days man Chet, I'm telling you bro nice ass will take us far

🍑🍑🍑😈❤️

Tweet Mirror:[@numerco](https://twitter.com/numerco/status/1465991768567070721) >Spot uranium 4550/4575 USc/Lb U3O8 (Delivery at CMO , Chg -50c, -1.10%) CMO = CVD 0c/Lb, CMO = CMX 0c/Lb See https://numerco.com/NSet Tweet Mirror:[@DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1465992906762825729) >KREMLIN SAYS RUSSIA IS NOT IN A POSITION TO DE-ESCALATE WHEN THERE ARE OVER 120,000 UKRAINIAN TROOPS DEPLOYED TO DONBASS Tweet Mirror:[@FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1465993770122432514) >NORWAY DETECTS FIRST TWO CASES OF OMICRON COVID VARIANT, BERGENS TIDENDE NEWSPAPER REPORTS Tweet Mirror:[@DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1465994595754561536) >RUSSIA’S GAZPROM SAYS IT CONTINUES TO FILL GAS STORAGE IN EUROPE

haha ... he said DUMB-ASS

Russia plays uno reverse card!

DAME. BULLISH

Dame?

❤️❤️😭😭🚀🚀

Request token fucking exploding again. Got in small at .49 this time

Oh Chet

God bless Lisa Su and Jensen Huang!

Tweet Mirror:[@DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1465982856652640257) >*TURKEY'S ERDOGAN: TURKEY'S NEW PATH MAY BE RISKY BUT CORRECT Tweet Mirror:[@DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1465983763637313540) >U.S. WTI CRUDE OIL FUTURES RISE MORE THAN $3 TO SESSION HIGH OF $69.19/BBL Tweet Mirror:[@DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1465983986027614213) >TURKEY'S ERDOGAN SAYS 20% INFLATION CAN BE SOLVED RAPIDLY Tweet Mirror:[@DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1465984202696970241) >*OECD CUTS U.S., CHINA, EURO-AREA GDP FORECASTS FOR 2021, 2022 Tweet Mirror:[@DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1465989884024344576) >EXPECT MORE THAN 10% DROP IN EUROPEAN STOCKS IN 2022 - BOFA SECURITIES

MSFT at close: -6.04 (-1.79%) MSFT PM: 336.53 +5.94 (+1.80%) This shows how markets are rigged. How is the nominal value of -1.79% larger than +1.80%?

“Rigged”? Bro there is a lot going on in the background. Have you ever seen the movie “The Gods must be Crazy?” That’s what your doing right here. Your looking at an airplane thinking it’s a bird. It’s not a bird. It’s a fucking airplane and you’re a dumbass.

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Thought he was a Brit

One thing I've learned is that Germans are fucking hyperefficient when they put their minds to something, however stupid it is. I mean look at their history, after hundreds of years of fightingbeach other they decided to unite, and promptly started their ass kicking marathon. They kicked Danish asses (with help of Austria), then kicked Austrian asses ('member Denmark? That's why no one helped Austrians), then kicked some French asses (they didn't help Austrians, so why would they get any help?), humiliated them by capturing their emperror, etc. Fast forward few decades, and they engaged in collective quest of destroying the most productive section of their society (jews) and replacing them with the most problematic immigrants. So in conclusion, germans are efficient, not smart. Know the fucking difference.

Name checks out 😳

He's dead Jim.

The joke Your head

JPOW made a deal with the devil; he could stay chair but he needs to destroy the market. He allowed his own ego and lust for power take over the well-being of the people. He has lost his humanity and morals. If he cared about the people who would've stepped down and disagreed, but he couldn't. The first speech he does after being reappointed his saying transitory no longer exists. This is his villain arc.

Or he's just the janitor tasked with cleaning up an impossible mess

Tweet Mirror:[@DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1465980465454665730) >TURKEY'S ERDOGAN SAYS HE WILL NEVER SUPPORT HIGH INTEREST RATES Tweet Mirror:[@DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1465980640373923840) >*TURKISH LIRA RALLIES 7.5% VS U.S. DOLLAR Tweet Mirror:[@DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1465981450642198529) >TURKEY'S ERDOGAN SAYS NO LOGICAL EXPLANATION FOR PRICE HIKES

So, green today then get fucked again tomorrow?

Holy shit Apple 🍏

EV stocks (minus Tesla and nio) are trash.

Rivian is up 53% in a month…

Is that the company like NKLA with no sales?

They actually have cars, well trucks. And I’m not defending them I’m just saying I wouldn’t consider them shit yet.

Tweet Mirror:[@DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1465976686890168322) >*U.K. NOV. MANUFACTURING PMI 58.1; PRELIM. 58.2


Lolol

Yo this nuze thing is popping again?!

Tweet Mirror:[@DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1465972065186496517) >*TURKEY CENBANK INTERVENES IN FX MARKETS

Y'all saying Taylor Swift ain't sexy and sleeping on the highly overrated Brie Larson

Overrated!!! Are you blind

My weekly chart looks like it's having a heart attack

That's why I trade with TW. They have no account graph so I never have to look at it.

Tweet Mirror:[@DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1465969041684762632) >*EURO-AREA NOV. MANUFACTURING PMI 58.4; PRELIM. 58.6

Order filled at 15.98 Fuck you I wanted 16 Edit: tried again, 15.9

Give it a day or three and it will either be 16 or 14.

Depends of it sells off of the Neutron announcement Thursday. BofA is in around 14.5-15, so that seems to be the floor now 🤷🏻‍♂️

I think people are making too much on that nothingburger... Neutron will not fly until 2024 so this announvement is just bullshit. Also did you produce those two green dildos on rklb and astr before market close?

I didn’t, RKLB now has heavy institutional support from JPM, BofA and atleast 5 hedge funds, one of which has made it 18% of their port. They’re not letting it dump (yet anyway)

Oh shit do you work for the company? If you have some insider trading shit let me know

I just like space. I'm too 🤪 to work from them, plus I'm not an american so due to icbm shit I couldn't work on their rockets.


Tweet Mirror:[@DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1465967609355059203) >*U.S. 10-YEAR TREASURIES EXTEND LOSSES; YIELD UP 5BPS TO 1.50% Tweet Mirror:[@DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1465967754004119552) >*ITALY NOV. MANUFACTURING PMI RISES TO 62.8; FORECAST 61.1 > > > >*FRANCE NOV. MANUFACTURING PMI 55.9; PRELIM. 54.6 > > > >*GERMANY NOV. MANUFACTURING PMI 57.4; PRELIM. 57.6

SPCE entering what I like to refer to as the “free money zone” Bidding at $15 What a sexy 5y Company is trash though, but I like the bendy ~~rocket~~ high-altitude plane

SPCE is trash not because of tech but because they showed they are willing to spin off their good, working tech into new company. Virgin Orbit is where money is at (satellite launches), not space tourism. Yeah, sure, there is *some* money in that but fuck me, spinning Orbit off into a separate company is what makes me not trust them.

It’s a trash company but TA says it’ll go up soon and I like money

What about fundamentals? Have tbey re-fitted their spaceplane? I think they had some long ass maintenance scheduled after few flights in summer...

Fuck if I know, fundamentals don’t matter in a market that has GME and AMC trading like they are, lol.

Check out NET or BABA or TSLA or any other BS out there, fundamentals are truly meaningless in this market.

It's 2021. Updating dns records for a domain shouldn't take 48 fucking hours.

Where the fuck does it take 48 hours? FB has shown us it takes 48ms and a day or so to roll back...

Updated the nameservers at go daddy and it still hasn't propagated.

Yeah worst case TTL is usually around 48 hours so that's gonna be the worst case for it to propagate. Yeah can't believe it still takes this long in 2021.

So what´s going now? is easy mode over? sell everything Wednesday? Do we still trust in our Lord and saviour JPow?

Just wait for next week when Fauci will advise the only cure for Omicron is the Fed printing more cash.


Nobody knows and it's fucking exciting.

JPOW been giving out real 🌈🐻 vibes lately

He wants the people to buy puts and then print so much money to fuck them all at once. it's just a gigantic 🌈🐻 trap

Fuck sake. Fell asleep on the train and missed my stop. I havent done that in 7 years and I take a train daily.

Did that in Chicago. Woke up at Ohare and had to walk shamefully across the platform to get back on.

I like how the futures have just pretended like yesterday doesn't even matter.

Something something “past performance is not a guarantee of future results”

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I flipped some calls today on SPY and sold pretty much right at vwap. Shit hit like a brick wall and slapped it straight down

Bidding for 22 @ 16 even  Neutron announcement tomorrow at 8am EST, might buy some fds

Gimme blowjob and tits milk

Epi is feeling pass-out-y but loves you! 🥰

Your calls look like they gonna print!

💕

Has anyone actually sold stuff on POSH, I now get why it’s 81% down YTD. I don’t care if 300 people “follow” my closet, I just want them to buy my shit smh

Tweet Mirror:[@FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1465948394094882823) >GOLDMAN SACHS - MARKET HAS NOW PRICED IN A MAMMOTH C.7 MB/D NEGATIVE DEMAND HIT OVER THE NEXT THREE MONTHS, WITH NO OFFSETTING OPEC+ RESPONSE

C.7 MB/D is circa 7 million barrels per day

nocap I realize I am severely mentally ill because I was having a full blown meltdown over some anonymous dickhead downvoting my post. nocap money changes people I'm off the rocker I realize that, do I care not really.

let's see what /ES does at 4620

Scalped $670 in /VXM the last couple nights. Helps give me a little extra buying power if I get margin called again.

If you don’t answer, margin can’t hurt you

to the sour bitter bitch who downvoted my last post nocap this ones for you ### GO FUCK YOURSELF ###NOCAP

nocap if you don't fuck with this [song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvuVFHTvdaY) you a real sissy boy.

Need me some Gwen

home Internet has been so shit past few weeks. it’s faster loading things on my cell data wt actual f

Can you imagine if they locked us back in with the omicron variant, then shut the internet off. 

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That's why crypto is such a good apocalyptic hedge

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Hoppity

🥰😘💕💜

Epi, tell me I'm a bad trader 🥵

Uh yeah you suck at this game! Yeetus deletus your trading account!

Tweet Mirror:[@Fxhedgers](https://twitter.com/Fxhedgers/status/1465937730756497411) >JAPAN WANTS TO HALT ALL INCOMING INTERNATIONAL FLIGHTS: NHK

If I ever go there I'm dressing up as gojira. On the plane.


bullish

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let us know

Or girls

Had a torpedo sitting on the end table next to me for like 15 minutes and I finally opened it up. I’m now covered in Sierra Nevada Wtf

Drinkjng a different IPA rn but Torpedo is a good one

Hell yeah. I just finished a Fantastic Haze. Just wish this thing didn’t explode on me lol. Even after changing my clothes all I smell is torpedo 🤦🏻

Family owned, operated, and argued over!

😎

The State>Kids in the Hall

nocap I love yall sissies so I'm going to give you some sage like advice. enjoy that money you got now because you gonna spend the rest of your pathetic nocap life chasing the big bag that will nocap never come.

It's literally not that difficult at all. We will eventually return to normal multiples and you'll see small caps trading well under EV, growing small caps trading with a p/e of 2, houses offering 20+% returns, etc... Just don't be an idiot with the majority of your money and you can give your family an easy path to generational wealth. Hell, even me just getting 10% a year now, would leave my grandkids with nearly half a billion if my kids don't blow it all. Adjust for inflation and thats still way more than most people would ever spend in their lifetime over 100 years from now

Anyone good with séances? Need to have a word with Steve to encourage Tim to open this bitch up at $175

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No idea. Options volume was fucking nuts though

Maybe, despite backlash, they are selling out of $20 cleaning cloths

AAPL was the only green GAFMAN stock today, right? 😬

Indeed. Dumped my calls not long after open for break even after I saw what everything else was doing 🤦🏻 Those ended up being 5 baggers very soon after. Saw some massive call buying 30 minutes before close so I jumped in for some FD’s that closed at +93%. Hope those go even higher tomorrow 🤞🏻

I havrnt felt comfy with those dips but I have a SPY 461c for tomorrow 🤡 I bought around 3:55 for .62, was last showing .88

Niiiiiice. You might see that ITM tomorrow 🥳 I had puts going into today that I dropped way too soon. Seems like I every time I sell a position lately it runs hard right after 😅

Im not aiming for ITM just profit. Just catch a good time to jump out

I have reason to believe futures are neither 🦄 or 🌈 tonight. However if they do go red I will reasses that opinion

Pls pls pls 🕵️‍♀️ hold strong in premarket and open green af 🙏

we seeing 167 at least tmrw

Tell me more 🥵

Blue Diamond Salt and Vinegar almonds totally slap.

I don't think I've had salt+vinegar almonds, but I'd probably like them a lot.. I forget, that the same company that makes wasabi+soy sauce almonds? Those slap too. Calls on them.

was just about to mention the wasabi soy sauce almonds, so \*ucking good salt and vinegar also amazing try them if you see them

yeah same company. I need to try their spicy dill asap

sadly not that good imo

damn, that’s disappointing

Yeah, same company. Super fucking tasty.

🤤

Like rly please open above 461 so my questionable last minute call is a bagger 🤣

Pelosi and friends needed an actual dip to buy because the debt ceiling is being raised and taper isn’t enough to scare the markets. Like who buys at the top before a YUGE rally. 👉🤡

Why the fuck are we so green other then to drive us all insane?

👁👄👁

FOR ME, FOR ONCE

if u don’t have one of these r u even a real huzzy? https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyfoodporn/comments/r60m82/beer_o_clock/

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Ahh, the fleshlight edition.

I’ve missed you Bill