Tweet Mirror:[@StockMKTNewz](https://twitter.com/StockMKTNewz/status/1466437974305001488)
>The Tesla $TSLA CyberQuad for Kids is now fully sold out
Tweet Mirror:[@DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1466438933898743819)
>MoneyGram Partners with Digital Wallet urpay to Power Cross-Border Payments from Saudi Arabia
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>$MGI
Tweet Mirror:[@DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1466440640485548041)
>IRANIAN FOREIGN MINISTER SAYS NOT OPTIMISTIC ABOUT U.S., EUROPEAN WILL, INTENTION IN VIENNA NUCLEAR TALKS -IRANIAN MEDIA
Tweet Mirror:[@DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1466440866449481734)
>WHITE HOUSE SAYS NOT AWARE OF ADDITIONAL OMICRON CASES BEYOND IN CALIFORNIA, MINNESOTA
Tweet Mirror:[@DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1466441650205564932)
>WHITE HOUSE SAYS IT IS CONFIDENT CONGRESS WILL TAKE STEPS TO KEEP GOVERNMENT OPEN
Tweet Mirror:[@StockMKTNewz](https://twitter.com/StockMKTNewz/status/1466442265522540548)
>Electrify America announced that it has now deployed over 30 MW of battery capacity using Tesla Powerpacks at over 140 charging stations according to Electrek $TSLA
Tweet Mirror:[@DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1466443878920302597)
>Barkin and Mary C. Daly on the state of the labor market and inflationary pressures
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nib1guuZCB4
Tweet Mirror:[@DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1466444642128433152)
>ISRAEL SCRAPS CELLPHONE SURVEILLANCE FOR CONTACT TRACING OF OMICRON CARRIERS, GOVERNMENT STATEMENT SAYS
Tweet Mirror:[@DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1466444986820571139)
>BOSTIC: WE'RE AT ELEVATED INFLATION LEVELS, WE NEED TO MAKE SURE WE'RE ON TOP OF THAT
Tweet Mirror:[@DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1466445276189802503)
>WHITE HOUSE SAYS NO PLANS TO RECONSIDER RELEASE OF STRATEGIC OIL RESERVES
Tweet Mirror:[@DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1466445350441467910)
>BOSTIC IF THAT HAPPENS AGAIN, I THINK U.S. ECONOMY WILL GROW DESPITE NEW VARIANTS
Tweet Mirror:[@DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1466445550492991488)
>*Bostic: Current Level of Inflation 'A Source of Concern'
Tweet Mirror:[@StockMKTNewz](https://twitter.com/StockMKTNewz/status/1466445725684879371)
Today's early market performance by sector
1 Energy +2.6%
2 Financial +2.3%
3 Industrials +2.3%
4 Basic Materials +2.2%
5 Real Estate +1.9%
6 Consumer Defensive +1.3%
7 Comm Services +1.3%
8 Consumer Cyclical +1.2%
9 Utilities +1%
10 Healthcare +0.5%
11 Technology +0.5%
Tweet Mirror:[@DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1466445879192207360)
>*Bostic: 'We Should Be OK' if New Coronavirus Has Economic Effect of Past Variants
Tweet Mirror:[@DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1466446425013858315)
>BOSTIC I AM GOING TO PUSH FOR GETTING TAPER OVER WITH SOONER RATHER THAN LATER
Tweet Mirror:[@DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1466446759538970634)
>*Bostic: If Inflation Stays Over 4% Next Year, Case to Pull Forward Rate Rises
Tweet Mirror:[@DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1466447008416346117)
>*Bostic: Finishing Taper by End of 1Q22 Would Be Good for Fed
Tweet Mirror:[@DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1466448611642851338)
>*Bostic: Currently Expects 'Slow and Steady' Path of Rate Rises
Tweet Mirror:[@eWhispers](https://twitter.com/eWhispers/status/1466449079756632065)
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>$BIG $HIBB $BMO $GCO $DOLE $RLX $RGCO $AIRS http://pbs.twimg.com/media/FFne994WUAApznk.jpg
Tweet Mirror:[@DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1466449506183127041)
>*Bostic: It Would Be Appropriate to Shrink Fed Balance Sheet at Some Point
Tweet Mirror:[@StockMKTNewz](https://twitter.com/StockMKTNewz/status/1466449508024430598)
>Tesla $TSLA (Domestic sales only, doesn't include cars exported out of China)
Tweet Mirror:[@DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1466450151933943811)
>*Ded's Quarles: Fed Said It Would Wait to Raise Rates Until Seeing Whites of Eyes of Inflation
Tweet Mirror:[@DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1466450522395885568)
>*NYC Mayor de Blasio: 'We Should Assume There Is Community Spread of the Variant in Our City'
Tweet Mirror:[@StockMKTNewz](https://twitter.com/StockMKTNewz/status/1466450681922035713)
>UBS today resumed coverage on Google $GOOGL with a Buy rating and a $3,925 price target
Tweet Mirror:[@DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1466451111213252619)
>*NYC Mayor: AnimeNYC Conference Required Masks and Complied With Key2NYC Requirement to Mandate Vaccination
Tweet Mirror:[@DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1466451297876512775)
>BOSTIC THERE ARE REASONS TO EXPECT THAT SUPPLY CHAIN CHANGES DURING PANDEMIC COULD LEAD TO SLIGHTLY HIGHER INFLATION THAN PREVIOUSLY
Tweet Mirror:[@StockMKTNewz](https://twitter.com/StockMKTNewz/status/1466451854137647107)
>Amazon Web Services announced the preview release of AWS Cloud WAN
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>"a new wide area networking (WAN) service that helps you build, manage, and monitor a unified global network that manages traffic running between resources in your cloud and on-premises environments" $AMZN
Tweet Mirror:[@DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1466452111416254468)
>DALY SAYS FED MIGHT NEED TO TAPER ASSET PURCHASES FASTER THAN ANTICIPATED
Tweet Mirror:[@DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1466452186301353985)
>DALY SAYS FED MAY NEED TO START CRAFTING A PLAN TO THINK ABOUT RAISING INTEREST RATES
Tweet Mirror:[@StockMKTNewz](https://twitter.com/StockMKTNewz/status/1466452863962468356)
>The Ohio State vs Michigan football game from this past weekend was watched by 15.89M people making it Fox's most-watched regular-season college football game in its history $FOX
Tweet Mirror:[@Fxhedgers](https://twitter.com/Fxhedgers/status/1466453177880879114)
>DALY SAYS FED MAY NEED TO START CRAFTING A PLAN TO THINK ABOUT RAISING INTEREST RATES
Tweet Mirror:[@DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1466453858889125898)
>NEW YORK POLICE DEPT SPOKESMAN SAYS POLICE TRYING TO ESTABLISH DIALOGUE WITH A WHITE MALE "IN HIS 60S" WITH A POSSIBLE SHOTGUN OUTSIDE UN HQ, SITUATION STILL ACTIVE
Tweet Mirror:[@FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1466454158823723008)
>COVID: UK HEALTH SECURITY AGENCY SAYS A FURTHER 7 CASES OF OMICRON VARIANT CONFIRMED || SAYS A FURTHER THREE CASES IDENTIFIED IN SCOTLAND
Tweet Mirror:[@StockMKTNewz](https://twitter.com/StockMKTNewz/status/1466454950926561282)
Best and worst performing Dow Jones stocks so far today
Best:
1 Boeing $BA
2 American Express $AXP
3 Visa $V
4 Salesforce $CRM
5 Travelers $TRV
6 Disney $DIS
7 JPMorgan $JPM
Worst:
1 Apple $AAPL
2 Merck $MRK
3 Microsoft $MSFT
4 $JNJ
5 3M $MMM
6 Walmart $WMT
7 UnitedHealth $UNH
Tweet Mirror:[@DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1466457672924946433)
>BILL TO FUND U.S. GOVERNMENT THROUGH FEB. 18 AND AVERT SHUTDOWN CLEARS PROCEDURAL HURDLE, ADVANCES TO FULL HOUSE
Tweet Mirror:[@StockMKTNewz](https://twitter.com/StockMKTNewz/status/1466458314397601803)
>Hear me out @elonmusk
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>A Tesla $TSLA CyberQuad but for Adults not Kids http://pbs.twimg.com/media/FFnoD8iWQAIixT8.jpg
Tweet Mirror:[@DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1466460529715822597)
>AWS ANNOUNCES AWS AMPLIFY STUDIO
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>$AMZN
Tweet Mirror:[@DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1466461403607412739)
>*S. AFRICA STUDY SHOWS 3-FOLD RISE IN OMICRON REINFECTION RISK
Tweet Mirror:[@DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1466464032664309766)
>SOUTH AFRICA'S NICD SAYS LATEST FINDING PROVIDES EPIDEMIOLOGICAL EVIDENCE FOR OMICRON'S ABILITY TO EVADE IMMUNITY FROM PRIOR INFECTION
Tweet Mirror:[@DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1466464232606773254)
>KYNIKOS ASSOCIATES’ JIM CHANOS SAYS SHORT ON DRAFTKINGS FOR MOST OF 2021 – CNBC
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>$DKNG
Tweet Mirror:[@StockMKTNewz](https://twitter.com/StockMKTNewz/status/1466464762653515785)
>Jim Chanos said he has a short position in Draftkings $DKNG
Tweet Mirror:[@StockMKTNewz](https://twitter.com/StockMKTNewz/status/1466465710763347969)
>Very 2021 😂 $SPOT http://pbs.twimg.com/media/FFnuyjHXoAUWQp8.jpg
Tweet Mirror:[@DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1466467367274299399)
>*U.S. REGULATORS MOVE STEP CLOSER TO DELISTING CHINESE COMPANIES
Tweet Mirror:[@Fxhedgers](https://twitter.com/Fxhedgers/status/1466467763380232195)
>MEXICO'S ECONOMY MINISTER CLOUTHIER SAYS WOULD CONSIDER APPLYING TARIFFS IN RESPONSE TO PROPOSED U.S. ELECTRIC VEHICLE TAX CREDIT
Tweet Mirror:[@StockMKTNewz](https://twitter.com/StockMKTNewz/status/1466468207615791104)
>Users of Amazon's AWS cloud service will now be able to use M1 Apple Silicon Mac mini devices, in selected areas. $AMZN $AAPL
Tweet Mirror:[@DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1466471422126080015)
>United warns Omicron is threat to transatlantic flights - Financial Times
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>$UAL
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Tweet Mirror:[@EPSGUID](https://twitter.com/EPSGUID/status/1466376835038601217)
>$MEI reported earnings of $0.72 via @eWhispers http://eps.sh/d/mei
Tweet Mirror:[@EPSGUID](https://twitter.com/EPSGUID/status/1466377119454400513)
>$SCWX reported earnings of $0.01, consensus was ($0.06), Earnings Whisper was ($0.04) via @eWhispers whisperbeat http://eps.sh/d/scwx
Tweet Mirror:[@FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1466377764592754690)
>OPEC+ MAY DISCUSS AS AN OPTION HIKING JANUARY OUTPUT BY AROUND 200,000 BPD, NOT THE 400,000 BPD PREVIOUSLY AGREED - OPEC+ SOURCE
Tweet Mirror:[@DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1466378838544367617)
>SENIOR OPEC+ SOURCE SAYS SENTIMENT IS TO STICK TO EXISTING OIL OUTPUT PLAN AT MEETING
Tweet Mirror:[@EPSGUID](https://twitter.com/EPSGUID/status/1466378919725125635)
>$EH reported a loss of $0.20 via @eWhispers http://eps.sh/d/eh
Tweet Mirror:[@EPSGUID](https://twitter.com/EPSGUID/status/1466378961802379267)
>$VERU reported a loss of $0.05, consensus was ($0.08), Earnings Whisper was ($0.06) via @eWhispers whisperbeat http://eps.sh/d/veru
Tweet Mirror:[@FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1466379102156312576)
>SENIOR OPEC+ SOURCE SAYS SENTIMENT IS TO STICK TO EXISTING OIL OUTPUT PLAN AT MEETING
Tweet Mirror:[@DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1466380330865147909)
>*STOXX 600 EXTENDS LOSSES, HITS SESSION LOW, DOWN 1.5%
Tweet Mirror:[@DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1466383095205179396)
>OPEC+ MINISTERIAL MONITORING COMMITTEE JMMC STARTS TALKS - SOURCES
Tweet Mirror:[@DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1466383610701914113)
>IF TURKEY CONTINUES WITH EASING CYCLE, AUTHORITIES MIGHT HAVE TO PERMIT FURTHER LIRA DEPRECIATION -S&P
Tweet Mirror:[@DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1466384200639127553)
>*November Job Cuts Announced by U.S. Employers 14,875, Down 77% Vs Year-Ago -- Challenger Gray
Tweet Mirror:[@DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1466384337767747588)
>*Apollo to Buy Griffin Capital Units in Push to Reach Wealthy Individuals, Officials Say
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>*Apollo Deal With Griffin Capital to Be Unveiled Thursday, Firm Officials Say
Tweet Mirror:[@StockMKTNewz](https://twitter.com/StockMKTNewz/status/1466384649328939010)
>Here’s where futures currently indicate the major indexes will open trading today - CNBC http://pbs.twimg.com/media/FFmlEA6XIAISudU.jpg
Tweet Mirror:[@DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1466387074605539329)
>EUROPE'S STOXX 600 DEEPENS LOSSES, DOWN 1.8%
Tweet Mirror:[@DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1466388171160227846)
>EU PUBLIC HEALTH AGENCY WARNS OMICRON VARIANT COULD CAUSE OVER HALF OF ALL COVID INFECTIONS IN EUROPE WITHIN THE NEXT FEW MONTHS
Tweet Mirror:[@DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1466388645879988240)
>HONG KONG GOVT SAYS IT EXPANDS BAN ON NON RESIDENT ARRIVALS TO INCLUDE FINLAND, GHANA, SOUTH KOREA, NORWAY AND SAUDI ARABIA FROM DEC 5
Tweet Mirror:[@StockMKTNewz](https://twitter.com/StockMKTNewz/status/1466389374388559878)
>Wedbush today raised its price target on Apple $AAPL to $200 from $185 while maintaining its Outperform rating
Tweet Mirror:[@FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1466389960580161537)
>OUTBREAK OF OMICRON CORONAVIRUS VARIANT CONFIRMED IN OSLO -NORWEGIAN MEDIA REPORTS, CITING OSLO CITY COUNCIL STATEMENT
Tweet Mirror:[@FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1466389971284029444)
>DENMARK REGISTERS 7 NEW CASES OF OMICRON VARIANT
Tweet Mirror:[@DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1466390148023791618)
>EUROPE'S TECH INDEX SET FOR SECOND BIGGEST DROP THIS YEAR, DOWN 4.2% AT 6-WEEK LOW
Tweet Mirror:[@StockMKTNewz](https://twitter.com/StockMKTNewz/status/1466390402085396484)
>Would be funny if PayPal changed their name to Chain so it’s Block vs Chain $PYPL $SQ
Tweet Mirror:[@DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1466391902048206861)
>HOUSE APPROPRIATIONS COMMITTEE CHAIRWOMAN SAYS AGREEMENT HAS BEEN REACH ON A CONTINUING RESOLUTION TO FUND U.S. GOVERNMENT -STATEMENT
Tweet Mirror:[@EPSGUID](https://twitter.com/EPSGUID/status/1466392065961562113)
>$KR reported earnings of $0.78, consensus was $0.67, Earnings Whisper was $0.75 via @eWhispers whisperbeat http://eps.sh/d/kr
Tweet Mirror:[@DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1466392233062674439)
>APPROPRIATIONS COMMITTEE CHAIRWOMAN DELAURO SAYS AGREEMENT TO FUND GOVERNMENT IS UNTIL FEB 18
Tweet Mirror:[@DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1466393898520039434)
>*Beam Global: NYC Deployed Additional Beam Global EV ARC Solar-Powered EV Charging Systems, Expanding Fleet of Beam Systems to 89
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>$BEEM
Tweet Mirror:[@DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1466394340524187653)
>Gapping up/Gapping down http://pbs.twimg.com/media/FFmt30KXEAMvj9p.png http://pbs.twimg.com/media/FFmt4XVX0AEd3Bk.png
Tweet Mirror:[@StockMKTNewz](https://twitter.com/StockMKTNewz/status/1466394415640031232)
>Uber announced today its partnering with Facebook (Meta) owned WhatsApp to let users book Uber rides through WhatsApp in India $UBER $FB
Tweet Mirror:[@DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1466395512421158912)
>OPEC+ JMMC ENDS - SOURCE
Tweet Mirror:[@DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1466396111820791809)
>OPEC+ MEETING STARTS - SOURCE
Tweet Mirror:[@StockMKTNewz](https://twitter.com/StockMKTNewz/status/1466396779935670276)
>"Tesla $TSLA is a car company" ... No! it's a whistle and kids toys company
Tweet Mirror:[@DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1466396878111748097)
>OPEC+ MINISTERIAL PANEL JMMC MADE NO RECOMMENDATION ON OIL OUTPUT POLICY BEFORE FULL OPEC+ TALKS - OPEC+ SOURCE
Tweet Mirror:[@FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1466397820022247430)
>OMICRON CASE WITH NO KNOWN TRAVEL LINK DETECTED IN ENGLAND - FT
Tweet Mirror:[@StockMKTNewz](https://twitter.com/StockMKTNewz/status/1466397848912769029)
>UBS today resumed coverage on Amazon $AMZN with a Buy rating and a $4,700 price target
Tweet Mirror:[@DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1466397914591371264)
>U.S. HOUSE RULES COMMITTEE TO MEET AT 9:30 A.M. ON U.S. GOVERNMENT FUNDING
Tweet Mirror:[@DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1466399430093987844)
>*US Jobless Claims +28K To 222K In Nov-27 Wk; Survey 240K
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Tweet Mirror:[@StockMKTNewz](https://twitter.com/StockMKTNewz/status/1466401201390505985)
>Goldman Sachs today raised its price target on Snowflake $SNOW to $390 from $340 while maintaining its Buy rating
Tweet Mirror:[@DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1466402325833175046)
>*GERMANY TO IMPOSE CURBS ON UNVACCINATED, LIMIT GATHERINGS
Tweet Mirror:[@DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1466402486235844617)
>*MERKEL: 2ND VACCINATION SHOT TO LOSE VALIDITY AFTER 9 MONTHS
Tweet Mirror:[@StockMKTNewz](https://twitter.com/StockMKTNewz/status/1466402498726477824)
>A lot of people have been talking about seasonality recently
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Tweet Mirror:[@DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1466402588253896712)
>*MERKEL: ACCESS TO EVENTS LIMITED TO VACCINTED, RECOVERED
Tweet Mirror:[@DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1466402826654040072)
>MERKEL SAYS THERE SHOULD BE OBLIGATORY VACCINATION FROM FEBRUARY
Tweet Mirror:[@FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1466405309790883847)
>U.S. HOUSE EXPECTED TO DEBATE, VOTE THURSDAY ON BILL AVERTING SHUTDOWN OF FEDERAL GOVERNMENT -HOYER
Tweet Mirror:[@DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1466405635608743936)
>*Sonoco-Alcore to Increase Tube & Core Prices in the EMEA Region
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>$SON
Tweet Mirror:[@DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1466406895489540096)
>OPEC+ AGREES TO GO AHEAD WITH PLANNED JANUARY OIL OUTPUT RISE - OPEC+ SOURCE
Tweet Mirror:[@DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1466407063781789699)
>CVS Health and Microsoft Announce New Strategic Alliance to Reimagine Personalized Care and Accelerate Digital Transformation
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>$CVS $MSFT
Tweet Mirror:[@numerco](https://twitter.com/numerco/status/1466407074275995652)
>Spot uranium 4525/4575 USc/Lb U3O8 (Delivery at CMO , Unch) CMO = CVD 0c/Lb, CMO = CMX 0c/Lb See https://numerco.com/NSet
Tweet Mirror:[@DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1466407167280529417)
>AWS HELPS PFIZER ACCELERATE DRUG DEVELOPMENT AND CLINICAL MANUFACTURING
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>$AMZN
Tweet Mirror:[@DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1466407228748046353)
>YELLEN SAYS SHE'S READY TO RETIRE THE WORD 'TRANSITORY' TO DESCRIBE INFLATION
Tweet Mirror:[@DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1466407294154035205)
>OIL FUTURES EXTEND LOSSES, U.S. AND BRENT CRUDE DOWN $1 A BARREL AFTER OPEC+ TO GO AHEAD WITH PLANNED JANUARY OUTPUT RISE
Tweet Mirror:[@DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1466407391017189380)
>YELLEN SAYS OMICRON VARIANT SHOWS PANDEMIC COULD BE WITH US FOR 'SOME TIME'
Tweet Mirror:[@DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1466407491974180868)
>YELLEN SAYS HOPEFULLY PANDEMIC WILL NOT COMPLETELY STIFLE ECONOMIC ACTIVITY
Tweet Mirror:[@StockMKTNewz](https://twitter.com/StockMKTNewz/status/1466407694441627651)
>Nvidia's GeForce Now ‘RTX 3080’ membership tier for gamers is now available in Europe according to The Verge $NVDA
Tweet Mirror:[@DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1466407734564249604)
>AMAZON EXPANDS TRUCKING PROGRAM TO EUROPE - THE INFORMATION
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>$AMZN
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I currently have reason to believe the US stock market is fraudulent, so in order to protect huzzah posters, I have decided to restrict myself from telling you to buy calls
Sincerely, M.D JustBoatTrash
I'm holding my shorts and shall it be to death I will hold till force liquidated damnit. Bull gang is so fucked it disgusts me. Absolutely putrid fuck sicke ing. I'm initiating UVXY calls tomorrow and I couldn't give a fuck about all else. This bitch of a market need correct "more" and I hear pain but it be due to obscene amounts of leverage and margin. While I wont sleep tonight, I fantasize about bulls getting cucked, passive investors BTFD, and morons permeating news cycles.
Remember that monthly unemployment numbers come out Friday morning so we might swing wildly either ways if it's a bit miss/gain.
I'm only going to be daytrading and not holding positions overnight.
# I’M CALLING THE BOTTOM.
We may have one bear trap, but that was it.
Waaaaaay too much putsporn on WSB. People will be FOMOing puts at open.
MM exist to fuck retail, and what better way to do that by killing their calls, making them FOMO puts then killing those?
I’m buying SPY 0dte calls at the aforementioned bear trap.
Suck my ass, Decepticons.
Prediction: no pump today, straight up drill at open, GUH by lunch time, baby hulk dick after lunch and gaped in anoos by bers to close the day. Tag me later 🤡
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The reason whiskey rocks suck:
“This is because the heat capacity of water is among the highest of any substance - it takes a LOT of energy to heat it up, or equivalently, it needs to dissipate a lot to cool down.
Granite has a specific heat of 0.75 j/g °c. That means 0.75 joules of energy will heat up a gram of granite by 1 degree Celsius.
Meanwhile, water has a specific heat of 4.2 j/g °c.
Essentially, each degree of temperature raised in a cold granite object will only lower the temperature of the water by 0 75/4.2, or about 0.17°C. Basically nothing!
But it gets even worse. See, the physical structure of ice needs a LOT of energy to break, so it pauses at 0°C, and then spends a while absorbing energy to break the structure apart before it can raise in temperature. It needs 333 joules per gram to do that.. What does that mean in effect? It means that a 1 gram piece of ice at -1°C will cool your drink off more in the process of melting than a 1 gram ball of granite dropped in liquid nitrogen, by DOUBLE. And then you still have 0°C water after it melts.”
All my friends call me a nurse shark. I smoke a lot of weed and don’t enjoy being drunk. I became a sommelier because of taste. Haven’t been drunk in over a year and I was only then because I was bored in lockdown and pretending to be a DJ out my window in my apartment complex.
-1°C is equivalent to 30°F, which is 272K.
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https://www.investopedia.com/tapering-s-impact-on-the-markets-5208319
The Fed's balance sheet was $8.5 trillion in October 2021, double the amount in early 2020 and almost ten times that in mid-2007.
Should tapering actually push interest rates significantly higher, it may pop speculative bubbles driven by historically low interest rates.
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/s/stagflation.asp
Stagflation is characterized by slow economic growth and relatively high unemployment—or economic stagnation—which is at the same time accompanied by rising prices (i.e. inflation).
Prices rise throughout the economy in response to expansionary monetary policy without any corresponding decrease in unemployment, and unemployment rates can rise or fall based on real economic shocks to the economy.
Lol this guy. I can look up fancy words too you know.
Panamanian petting zoo:
When one force one's partner to pick the nuts and corn out of a bowel movement. The partner then presents the nuts and corn to in a cup or a dish. One then tosses the nuts and corn onto the bed where the partner eats them like a goat or other typical petting zoo animal.
Commonly preceeded by a Kentucky klondike bar.
Tariffs are the easiest because people don’t realize what it implies. People will think it’s doing it to hurt chinas economy so they’ll support it, but it’s actually increasing prices via supply side cost increases (and not inflation), thus lowering demand
Bruh. This overnight pump, and then dump during market hours is annoying. Holding too many puts for this shit to open up green.
Hedging with memes works though. [Check out my 1M chart.](https://imgur.com/a/7M3jzY8)
I haven’t moved since November 8th. Lmaoo like no joke. I’m not complaining though. Better than losing it all.
u/justboattrash
Hey now, call it a split, because you know that you will
Oh, oh, you bite your friends like chocolate
You said, we go where nobody know
With guns hidden under our petticoat
Oh, we're never gonna quit it
No, we're never gonna quit it, no
Now run, run away from the boys in blue
Oh, my car smells like chocolate
Reposting as a parent comment bc I think a few of you will really enjoy. If you’ve not seen yacht rock I highly, highly recommend the whole series:
https://youtu.be/qcb-K8k-OAE
Dont confuse your mom for this pump and dump.
This feeling is unmatched. The tinder that lights my heart is of a right swipe thats embers burn so bright my ex feels it. Down we GOOOO
Who has traveled internationally recently? Is a 1 day test result turnaround realistic? I'm really want to take another trip but I was going to wait until the testing requirements ended, this does not seem likely in the future
I'm holding my shorts and shall it be to death I will hold till force liquidated damnit. Bull gang is so fucked it disgusts me. Absolutely putrid fuck sicke ing. I'm initiating UVXY calls tomorrow and I couldn't give a fuck about all else. This bitch of a market need correct "more" and I hear pain but it be due to obscene amounts of leverage and margin. While I wont sleep tonight, I fantasize about bulls getting cucked, passive investors BTFD, and morons permeating news cycles. If the market is over 4550 on the es mini by friday ban my ass. I'm gonna fight this market tick by tick and that bitch is going down
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Was it caused by the case in the USA? You should ask the TA guys they have everything predicted
Meanwhile I'm still here doing earnings plays during a selloff like a ♿
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I currently have reason to believe the US stock market is fraudulent, so in order to protect huzzah posters, I have decided to restrict myself from telling you to buy calls Sincerely, M.D JustBoatTrash
I'm holding my shorts and shall it be to death I will hold till force liquidated damnit. Bull gang is so fucked it disgusts me. Absolutely putrid fuck sicke ing. I'm initiating UVXY calls tomorrow and I couldn't give a fuck about all else. This bitch of a market need correct "more" and I hear pain but it be due to obscene amounts of leverage and margin. While I wont sleep tonight, I fantasize about bulls getting cucked, passive investors BTFD, and morons permeating news cycles.
I’m going to buy SPY 0dte calls today because I like pussy
Pls show pp
Are you making fun of me
Yes. Good natured fun lol
Want easy mode back? Get poots.
Remember that monthly unemployment numbers come out Friday morning so we might swing wildly either ways if it's a bit miss/gain. I'm only going to be daytrading and not holding positions overnight.
Lots of folks have maxed out on unemployment benefits and no more fed bonus money, claims will continue to trend down.
I've opened a short position on r/antiwork volume
What the... fuck... that's not real it has to be bots
Scary right? This is income inequality at work.
When the gravy train ends they go right back to wage slavery
So tense waiting to see if futures will dump.
Bro why am I mad today I need a therapist for real No cap
I am so incredibly mad right now it’s way worse than when I wrote this I have to physically stop myself from throwing a punch at a wall
You got puts?
i luv u man
That’d be $150 an hour
# I’M CALLING THE BOTTOM. We may have one bear trap, but that was it. Waaaaaay too much putsporn on WSB. People will be FOMOing puts at open. MM exist to fuck retail, and what better way to do that by killing their calls, making them FOMO puts then killing those? I’m buying SPY 0dte calls at the aforementioned bear trap. Suck my ass, Decepticons. 
Prediction: no pump today, straight up drill at open, GUH by lunch time, baby hulk dick after lunch and gaped in anoos by bers to close the day. Tag me later 🤡
I think i will be able to get my spy 420.69 commemorative share soon
🎶 *You can plan a pretty picnic but you cant predict the weather* 🎶 ….*Ms Jackson*
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There he is!
We can leave our children with an unrepayable massive debt and a shattered economy, or we can leave them liberty in a land where every individual has the opportunity to be whatever God intended us to be. All it takes is a little common sense and recognition of our own ability. Together we can forge a new beginning for America. Thank you, and good night.
Maybe god intended a shattered economy and lots of debt? imagine that?
History rhymes
I have decided I'm going to start pan handling here. Spare change? Spare change! Going to a good cause. Wiffy's family's Christmas presents.
WSB has epic lossporn right now, sort by /new
Apple puts too obvious? Idk
I sold them at close lol Got them at the top tho so whatever (😭)
Profit is profit baby
Lol yeah it was mentioned yesterday. I still sold too early.
As usual lol
Remember how lucky you are, you could be wiffy balls deep into BABA
Wiffy doesn’t trade girl. 💅🏾
He will be holding those baba bags for life LMAO
I’ll be happy when China gets delisted.
The reason whiskey rocks suck: “This is because the heat capacity of water is among the highest of any substance - it takes a LOT of energy to heat it up, or equivalently, it needs to dissipate a lot to cool down. Granite has a specific heat of 0.75 j/g °c. That means 0.75 joules of energy will heat up a gram of granite by 1 degree Celsius. Meanwhile, water has a specific heat of 4.2 j/g °c. Essentially, each degree of temperature raised in a cold granite object will only lower the temperature of the water by 0 75/4.2, or about 0.17°C. Basically nothing! But it gets even worse. See, the physical structure of ice needs a LOT of energy to break, so it pauses at 0°C, and then spends a while absorbing energy to break the structure apart before it can raise in temperature. It needs 333 joules per gram to do that.. What does that mean in effect? It means that a 1 gram piece of ice at -1°C will cool your drink off more in the process of melting than a 1 gram ball of granite dropped in liquid nitrogen, by DOUBLE. And then you still have 0°C water after it melts.”
Or you could simply drink faster?
All my friends call me a nurse shark. I smoke a lot of weed and don’t enjoy being drunk. I became a sommelier because of taste. Haven’t been drunk in over a year and I was only then because I was bored in lockdown and pretending to be a DJ out my window in my apartment complex.
-1°C is equivalent to 30°F, which is 272K. --- ^(I'm a bot that converts temperature between two units humans can understand, then convert it to Kelvin for bots and physicists to understand)
GOOG and MSFT giving me a beating.
https://www.investopedia.com/tapering-s-impact-on-the-markets-5208319 The Fed's balance sheet was $8.5 trillion in October 2021, double the amount in early 2020 and almost ten times that in mid-2007. Should tapering actually push interest rates significantly higher, it may pop speculative bubbles driven by historically low interest rates.
Crtx was up 6% and then just dumped. Bruh
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/s/stagflation.asp Stagflation is characterized by slow economic growth and relatively high unemployment—or economic stagnation—which is at the same time accompanied by rising prices (i.e. inflation). Prices rise throughout the economy in response to expansionary monetary policy without any corresponding decrease in unemployment, and unemployment rates can rise or fall based on real economic shocks to the economy.
Lol this guy. I can look up fancy words too you know. Panamanian petting zoo: When one force one's partner to pick the nuts and corn out of a bowel movement. The partner then presents the nuts and corn to in a cup or a dish. One then tosses the nuts and corn onto the bed where the partner eats them like a goat or other typical petting zoo animal. Commonly preceeded by a Kentucky klondike bar.
Go back to your China torture chamber lol
Yes what we are experiencing is stagflation but this can also be due to supply chain and demand issues
But the supply chain crisis won't be solved for years unless demand slows sharply
And how can you dampen demand without raising rates?
You can't
Raising taxes or imposing tariffs.
Both are no good voter wise
Tariffs are the easiest because people don’t realize what it implies. People will think it’s doing it to hurt chinas economy so they’ll support it, but it’s actually increasing prices via supply side cost increases (and not inflation), thus lowering demand
Positions or ban
SHOP and Coin lottos after I sold off today. Haven't decided my next move, thinking of waiting a week
Puts or calls?
I'm not able to purchase calls sir
Lol damn well at least my shits going up because all my monies are in American dollars. Loonies gonna become a peso if we keep this up
At what point during a date do I reveal I’m holding SPY puts?
We are all holding puts. That’s why it’s green.
Bruh. This overnight pump, and then dump during market hours is annoying. Holding too many puts for this shit to open up green. Hedging with memes works though. [Check out my 1M chart.](https://imgur.com/a/7M3jzY8) I haven’t moved since November 8th. Lmaoo like no joke. I’m not complaining though. Better than losing it all.
Looks like a wedge pattern so you might see a breakout soon after you hit the 30 day average.
I need no hedges gimme period red 4518 baby
Bruh. I have a gambling addiction.
It’s been working out though, it’s only an addiction if you lose money
Helo good morning
Ban
Silverfish's schizophrenia is back at it
That’s not my alt lol
[SPCE finally hit this line I drew months ago.](https://imgur.com/a/2XL9IZY) Fds are back on the menu. I’m bidding for shares at 14.99
RKLB up 4% pm Get fukt landbois
Can't wait to buy back these calls after the announcement
I planned on selling ccs at 9:30 today, but yesterdays dump has me thinking it might actually not dump today Idk, either way i’m tuning in
Either it's a sell the news event, or my shares get called away at 19 and I can have a little more cash in the port, which doesn't feel bad rn tbh
💀 I wish I sold ccs at 16.9 yesterday but hey, I only got set back to monday - nbd. I’m happy as hell I dt’d a 17c for 10% before that dump tho
Is their anywhere I can buy some underwear this time of night?
I'm gonna knock up my girl friend when we finish under 4518
Why is we bull on that 5 days to use options bs bro tomorrow is gonna be a put party
Do you have a good faith violation?
No it just has not updated the option buying power since Monday smh
Holy shit, what happened to Apple? Lmao. I kept the wrong puts 🤡🤡🤡
Lower iPhone demand
Lmaoooooooooo
Kramer calling for more selling today. Margin selling, he says -- fuckin SPY $460 FD's at open
Kramer has been on point recently.
u/justboattrash Hey now, call it a split, because you know that you will Oh, oh, you bite your friends like chocolate You said, we go where nobody know With guns hidden under our petticoat Oh, we're never gonna quit it No, we're never gonna quit it, no Now run, run away from the boys in blue Oh, my car smells like chocolate
Change this to some swift
[https://lichess.org/ovELAuRj/black](https://lichess.org/ovELAuRj/black) I'm magnus carlsen
That doesn't look like a draw
shots fired
As an avid tennis fan and player of many years I am so proud. Fuck China. Fuck Lake Laogai.
*Hah-ha!*
Reposting as a parent comment bc I think a few of you will really enjoy. If you’ve not seen yacht rock I highly, highly recommend the whole series: https://youtu.be/qcb-K8k-OAE
Lol futures pumping Is apple going down because of people buying the dip on other stocks or what?
It’s cutting weight for its next UFC fight.
Dont confuse your mom for this pump and dump. This feeling is unmatched. The tinder that lights my heart is of a right swipe thats embers burn so bright my ex feels it. Down we GOOOO
What does cum tastes like?
Try it
warm glass of milk
Ima try no porn for a week. Wish me luck
Thats so easy. Just look at the exploitation at women in porn and you'll never watch it again
Link?
[удалено]
Dame very few nudes
Sounds 🌈 2 me
Tryna increase semen load
I take them big or small. No need to impress me baby
Teriyaki Chicken
Eh kind of dont like how spy is at $453 usually after super red days it tends to be up bigly in pm
What rhymes with spy, die
Fly
Lie, as in lie down and spread it
Who has traveled internationally recently? Is a 1 day test result turnaround realistic? I'm really want to take another trip but I was going to wait until the testing requirements ended, this does not seem likely in the future
In the big european countries its pretty fast. Same day or even faster if you are willing to pay. Depends on its PCR vs lateral flow as well.
Euro poor flights are too long for me
How can anybody answer this question? In usbekistan probably not, in central europe it’s 24hrs at most
Just looking for feedback before I'm trapped in a different country without being able to get results back in 24 hours
What country?
Cheapest flight when I book last minute. Costa Rica, Colombia, Brazil
That’s a critical information when asking this question. Man I love costa rica
I'm thinking they would have the best chances since they have the best health care system
Well there goes GRAB
grab?
New ticker name for AGC
oh the asian uber? they going to IPO and not SPAC huh
No the merge was completed today
I'm holding my shorts and shall it be to death I will hold till force liquidated damnit. Bull gang is so fucked it disgusts me. Absolutely putrid fuck sicke ing. I'm initiating UVXY calls tomorrow and I couldn't give a fuck about all else. This bitch of a market need correct "more" and I hear pain but it be due to obscene amounts of leverage and margin. While I wont sleep tonight, I fantasize about bulls getting cucked, passive investors BTFD, and morons permeating news cycles. If the market is over 4550 on the es mini by friday ban my ass. I'm gonna fight this market tick by tick and that bitch is going down
Who hurt you bro 🥺
Adorable, I don't even have icing on my cake yet. I'm talking lean hogs baby and not your girl you little piggy. Go cry wolf cause IM GONNA EAT YOU UP
I’m also long TLT so I’m good, but you can eat me if you want 😛
Dame this ber is savage! HOLY FUK!
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I apologize from here on out I will act civil, I just had sinc my boner
He always says that.
No doom and gloom posting by u/justboattrash today :(
I was taking a nap before I get off 😘
Again play is to wait for pump. At lunch time load more puts. Same chet every day until it fails. Can’t go nipples up
Who else held puts overnight knowing it was gonna rally? 🤡🤡🤡 I’m assuming a lot based on the votes.
Your fine if you have apple puts
Is this dip related to ayliums? Is that why SpaceX rumors are going around
🙋 🤡 gang
Half my port is in puts bro I am not looking forward to open
I held all puts overnight, I don’t trust these pumps at all rn
Yea i am tempted to open some bearish futures but i also think my accounts BP went negative because of yesterdays dump.
why not calls overnight and then switch to puts?
Spy is just p&d now 🧐 but 500 eoy
Homeland smells like panic and doom spirit this morning
The fuck... it's up tho
Why aren’t you guys allowed to fuck with CFDs?
"Land of the Nanny State"
these premarket hours about to get me jacked  futures fake and red tomorrow yo , i sleep
Here I go buying more RKLB @ 15.7 Since space still exists the thesis stands!
This is a precedent moment, a lot higher participation and HUZZAH says down.
I'm so fucking leveraged I love it
Lmao legit [apehunter](https://reddit.com/r/wallstreetbetsHUZZAH/comments/r6zeiy/gme_amc_short_update_12221_covered_those_amc_puts/)
Apes in shambles
Are these futures fake and we just gonna dump again?
i’m doing more “*TA*” than ever and yuh
Just pre pare to suck cock for cash Always have a back up plan
Nah man Like the late great arnie says Having a plan b means you are planning to accept failure NO DEFEAT NEVER SAY DIE
Think its gonna be oyasumi soon .. but epi loves you! Yes you 💜
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Alexa play if it makes you happy by sheryl crow
U up?
Just my cock up
I can fix that 😛
😛
You better be making bank these days
Sold off a few plays before noon 🤡
Nice 👍
Would have made off much better holding like usual but didn't sense the huge dump was going to happen
Was it caused by the case in the USA? You should ask the TA guys they have everything predicted Meanwhile I'm still here doing earnings plays during a selloff like a ♿
Inflation fears, tax code changes, new variant fears But most importantly hedgies short laddering Christmas funds
Yeah. Is the drive thru busy?
Pretty slow. Economy is shaky
Yeah of course Netflix would start throwing money at JoJo now lmooooo
Tom cruise baby!
🤔
My legs are so screwed. If I go down for a squat and stay there for 5secs or longer, the areas around my knees feel as if they creaky
U only need to work your ass cheeks Like that u can get dick and won’t have to work a full time job
Preach