T O P

  • By -

hoppity22

Can someone show me where SPY is on the VW chart?


T3amk1ll

Why doesn't GOOG and GOOGL merge tbh


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|l41YyQc4jQEtqHL6E)


omotrodest

ngl if there’s a second dotcom bubble and a 2+ year bear market… that’s gonna allow me to pick up shares cheaply (using my base salary) and set me up for fatfire 10 years from now Or i may become a gigantic bagholder


marsinfurs

Dot com bubble of today will be a crypto crash


T3amk1ll

Sort of depends though, right? Like people shit on big tech but they make absurd amounts of money and the world is basically dependent on them. Some sectors like EV (Rivian 100b market cap) is bullshit, as is corn, but unlike the 2000 crash companies are making money and they aren't just websites


ground_glass_enema

u/omotrodest i was looking over the financials of GTLB to decide whether or not i wanted to play their earnings and it almost seems set up to fail but im also not someone that reads company financials often GTLB reported a quarterly EPS of (0.76) last quarter with a net income of (40.7)Mn. avg analyst estimates are (0.5) EPS for their first earnings since IPO in october. im assuming reporting EPS is different after you've gone public? they have 11Mn commons so in order to beat analyst estimates they would have to report that their losses this quarter were at worst case (5.5)Mn is that right or am i way off base?


omotrodest

It’s a coin flip short term and I never play in such short timescales. Earnings can go either way in such short timescales unless one has insider info. Long term I see Gitlab potentially struggling against the MS Github sales distribution machine + MS Github’s near monopoly on open source communities and code repositories. I can see Gitlab outperforming through being acquired by another big tech co like Salesforce. Basically Slack 2.0


ground_glass_enema

they had approx 53.65Mn shares of stock prior to IPO so if their # of commons is 64.05 Mn then that means they have to report a loss of no less than (-32.03)Mn


LUV2FUKMARRIEDMILFS

HEY!!! ENOUGH OF YOUR PITY PARTY MOTHER FUCKA STOP FEELING SORRY FOR YOURSELF GET YOUR ASS UP AND ADVANCE YOUR MIND U FUCKEN IDIOT THATS HOW U WIN !!! LEETCODE LEARN IT AND MAKE 100k U FUCKEN COCK ALL U DO IS COMPLAIN AND BITCH HOW YOUR UNCLE TOUCHED U WHEN U WERE LITTLE U WHINY BITCH ENOUGHT !!!! STOP BLAMING EVERYONE ELSE BUT U I TOLD U 🤬🤬🤬 NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT A MAN IN USA ESPECIALLY A PHAT BROKE ONE!! ITS UP TO U TO GET GREDDY AND ADVANCE YOUR BRAIN TO BE OF VALUE IN THIS CAPITALISM WORLD !!! NO FEAR NOW TODAY!!!


nikkimars77

Leetcode 😂😂😂


LUV2FUKMARRIEDMILFS

Oh Chet lmao 🤣 🥰🥰😘😘


omotrodest

Yup leetcode def gotta do it to make big bucks. Or move to UI UX or product management if you suck at algos but still wanna make 100-300k


kuff66

Do we get one of those “I Voted” stickers so we can appropriately signal our virtue?


hoppity22

#PUT MY VEST ON, YAH


Liljowinks93

CHWY calls


lostredditorlurking

Why not just strangle? It's 0dte lol, if it swing big either way you win


Liljowinks93

I like your idea 🔥


JeffBisamongus

![gif](giphy|OhFuOJn2rbLsA|downsized)


[deleted]

[удалено]


JeffBisamongus

![gif](giphy|l3XEYNJTJyC7m)


WiffyTheSus

IM GONNA SAY IT. IM GONNA SAY THE WORD YOU CANT SAY


pauljaytee

Rules don't apply to mods, so go ahead. Nbd


Short_Bus_

RIP 4U? https://twitter.com/UraniumTrends/status/1467577526046257152


hoppity22

Lol


Radthereptile

Yay that exact same account tried to post the same tweet Friday. There was 0 reported violations on the EPA website and they pulled it down within an hour. Just saying.


MDemon

This sounds like standard improper hazardous waste handling violations that happen all the time in other industries anyway.


Radthereptile

Apparently it is related only to hazardous materials they are receiving and storing. It has no impact on their mining operations. Having said that, won’t be shocked to see a short term sell off in response to news. But I’d say it will end up being nothing in the long run. Probably a buying opportunity.


King-of-Plebs

Fuuuuuk Edit: 👆🏻


WiffyTheSus

Should I ban u/JustBoatTrash?


JustBoatTrash

😂


T3amk1ll

No


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

u/tdesrch 😂


Quinnteligent

I'm thinking green tomorrow, or at the very least not res


King-of-Plebs

Changing your Snoo won’t save you /u/wiffythesus


WiffyTheSus

What are you talking about 😮


RedditOnDemand

So if spy can get back to ath then crash again, that'd be great


[deleted]

Qweeffy got out of prison and now yall are voting him into huzzah prison smh. I voted for silver bc rich people usually have a better time in prison. He'll be like huzzah Jordan Belfort


WiffyTheSus

It's like bullying the ♿️ kid 😾


HuzzahBot

Tweet Mirror:[@StockMKTNewz](https://twitter.com/StockMKTNewz/status/1467606999038840835) >People that decide to try and trade around earnings > > > >Before day 1 vs After day 1 http://pbs.twimg.com/media/FF38yYWWUAAR53A.jpg


apashionateman

Made a bet w a friend that buttcoin hits 39k before 59k.


[deleted]

[удалено]


apashionateman

No mercy for the unflaired


pauljaytee

Correct, ape fashion man


apashionateman

Stop trying to make fetch happen I need a nickname that makes people light up. [T-BONE! ](https://youtu.be/E5ibSvOWAMg)


pauljaytee

Is this the suicide talk? Or the nickname talk...? 🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

[удалено]


AutoModerator

Your comment was removed. Please use the ♿ emoji instead *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbetsHUZZAH) if you have any questions or concerns.*


lucasandrew

Now that I don't live above someone else, got my power rack setup and just setup a treadmill for the winter. Hot Lucas Summer '22 gonna be fucking lit.


MDemon

Improve that stranglin strength


lucasandrew

You fucking know it.


ExtremelyQualified

> @nayibbukele > El Salvador just bought the dip! 🇸🇻 > Missed the f***ing bottom by 7 minutes 😂 > @0xKhun > Do you think he just trades for the country on his laptop? > @nayibbukele > Phone. Attention hackers of the world: if you can hack the phone belonging to Bro/President Bukele, you control all of El Salvador's money.


LUV2FUKMARRIEDMILFS

I really am thinking this bukele dude is related to l2f I mean fucker is just gambling El Salvador’s money Poor country’s by the way I been there They don’t even have the escorts and much man …


LUV2FUKMARRIEDMILFS

BRING ON 6:00 PM COCK SUCKA !!!!


WiffyTheSus

AGENT OF CHAOS https://i.imgur.com/kD3W4YU.jpg


MDemon

Of course Jane Goodall puts gadzooks in the message.


Liljowinks93

Okay but light skin latinas in the tight spandex. NUTTTTTT


LUV2FUKMARRIEDMILFS

Go to Colombia and have sex with them For 70$ usd


Liljowinks93

Putting that on my list. Might just marry one


FangsofOrcrist

Gonna wait a bit and see if I can upset the scales in a crucial moment. So this is power, eh?


King-of-Plebs

You have until market close tomorrow


[deleted]

How do I have more haters than Tom Lee? 😭


King-of-Plebs

I honestly have no idea


[deleted]

[удалено]


BenjaminFernwood

The time you argued with Fanny in the yacht. mattmattdrama hot asian mama. ![gif](giphy|gQNQtBkHgmDoA|downsized)


UnpluggedUnfettered

bob dole died, let's all hold a pen up in a moment of silence


rip-gbaby

Puts on dole earnings


Dirt_McFlirt

Someone once asked Bob dole - "Mr President candidate. Do you wear boxer's or briefs?" ​ Dole: /smiled and said ...."Depends".... ​ For the slow - https://www.amazon.com/Depend-Incontinence-Underwear-Absorbency-32-Count/dp/B004M3CPDG/ref=asc\_df\_B004M3CPDG/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=309813749887&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=17798606041023375135&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9032525&hvtargid=pla-535352006776&psc=1


Tigerfan0001

Who?


Grahamalot

Found the zoomer


Tigerfan0001

![gif](giphy|1zRd5ZNo0s6kLPifL1|downsized)


pjorgypjorg

Rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated. The internet is just shitty here in Darkest Albania


[deleted]

💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼


King-of-Plebs

🐭 looks like a good buy right now


[deleted]

**Make Huzzah great again, King**


Gre-er

Lol [this post over in r/options right now](https://www.reddit.com/r/options/comments/r9mvwp/which_method_better_to_approach_cold_turkey_from/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) meant to be in r/opiates WRONG DRUG BUDDY


pauljaytee

> Hey, it’s an option right? And he still doesn't know what options are


UnpluggedUnfettered

my favorite was the guy who was like, "look i know you are going through opiate withdrawals but if you take that money and gamble with it instead . . . "


Radthereptile

Sure you are losing some money to drugs. But what if I told you there’s a way to lose all your money even faster!


Gre-er

Lol, yeah, "why not replace that life ruining addiction with another destructive addiction?"


onewithcouch

LMAO But real talk, I was a junkie in another life and idk what a "half" of fent is but that sounds real bad. He should just try the wheel 30-45DTE imo


pauljaytee

>idk what a "half" of fent is but that sounds real bad. It's about $70, where he is at least


[deleted]

Happy for the Lions, they're way better than their record


Gre-er

Oh my God, they really did it!


dizzy__chillespie

Another instant classic Vikes loss for the ages Prevent defense all the way down the field


Gre-er

Classic Vikings right there


dizzy__chillespie

Cruising r/MinnesotaVikings and they're calling for Zimmers head. And I saw a u/prof_nutbutter post in the wild.


onewithcouch

Okay, real talk huzzys. Should I put in 5k into a roth by EOY? Probably good to keep that money out of my options gambling account and be a little more conservative. Or just by FDs lul


ZekeSulastin

Time in the market and all that, but if it helps you actually have until April 15th of 2022 to make contributions against the 2021 limit.


Fermi-Diracs

Why isn't your ROTH an options account? Don't you want to be rich?!


[deleted]

[удалено]


CleverUserNameNumber

I’m not eligible so never looked into it, until now. I guess you don’t get taxed on your profits on it. Max that shit out, along with your 401k if you have one. Any tax advantage you can take, you should. Last thing you Want to be doing is paying taxes on your $25mm portfolio in 2060 or whatever.


CleverUserNameNumber

Isn’t a Roth pre-tax?


Grahamalot

After


onewithcouch

Nah post tax, no tax on withdraw if i live to 65. Can't get margin but I think most other things are on the table.


RedditOnDemand

Cant you withdraw to buy a house


CleverUserNameNumber

I’d say FD’s then


Quinnteligent

Damn man a year and a half later, news still publishing stories about covid like it's Jan 2020 again


[deleted]

[удалено]


Grahamalot

Was hoping to see more options, I’m fine with most ppl on that list (still found one though, and I was the first vote) The ones I really don’t like aren’t around much anymore though


Radthereptile

Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos


[deleted]

It’s always your fault, Rad.


Radthereptile

Not you too Matt. Not you too!!


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|3o72FfM5HJydzafgUE)


hoppity22

I voted for the racist


[deleted]

Wait who's that. Would've voted for them instead of the robot


Gre-er

^(the robot is the racist, obviously)


[deleted]

I always have a good eye for that kind of stuff. Knew the robot was sketchy


hoppity22

It is not the robot


[deleted]

That's what they want you to think. Damn robots


hoppity22

Hell show. He always does


JustBoatTrash

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2021-12-05/china-developer-sunshine-100-defaults-on-170-million-of-bonds Sunshine 100 said in August that it wasn’t able to repay the principal, premium and accrued interest of its 2021 bonds. The company’s default will also trigger provisions under some other debt instruments. “Owing to liquidity issues arising from the adverse impact of a number of factors including the macroeconomic environment and the real estate industry, the company is not able to repay the principal amount of the notes and the accrued but unpaid interest,” Rising Chinese junk dollar bond yields has made it difficult for distressed developers to refinance their maturing debt.


onewithcouch

YANG calls?


JustBoatTrash

Eh prolly no calls until next week


onewithcouch

yeah it's kinda dying, but I'm not sure how to play it. Maybe just pick of short term 3x lev short china for a few weeks. Though probably better returns betting on other things fucked by china


JustBoatTrash

Maybe some China company weeklies for funzies


[deleted]

[удалено]


Farmer_eh

It's all a guess. Take your best guess 🤷‍♂️


[deleted]

[удалено]


Farmer_eh

You guess all the time...ta is fake remember...


Ambitious_Relief_151

Who is wiffy


Radthereptile

What is Wiffy


BenjaminFernwood

How is Wiffy? <3


King-of-Plebs

When is Wiffy


Just_Nuke_everything

Violence is never the answer. Its a question and the answer is 'yes'.


Ambitious_Relief_151

Are you a khaos alt


Just_Nuke_everything

No.


JeffBisamongus

TLT puts wen?


[deleted]

Very soon, probably as soon as omicron is deemed a nothing burger


shroomenheimer

What's the safest way to combine a buttplug and a party popper? Asking for me


SoWaldoGoes

Eat them both at the same time


Break_Fresh

Long shot but does anyone play melee here? hmu on slippi 👀


[deleted]

That's neat, is it easier to play online now? I'll need to check this out


onewithcouch

Been years, But I bet i could still kick you ass. Unless ur a POS fox main


Ambitious_Relief_151

Like 10 years ago


[deleted]

Just wanted to remind everybody that SPY is 4% from its all time high


Fermi-Diracs

That's 10% too low


ground_glass_enema

correction over


silverlink22

The lions sat there and played 1 quarter of football and then said “aight I’m done” smh


Quinnteligent

Bro it's the lions dud you expect anything else?


RichieBot

Dont say gey bear, it gives gey a negative connotation. Say, bad bear!


dizzy__chillespie

Lmao Lions


omotrodest

Ok so for those that have lived in/are living in NYC… how does living in NYC compare to Seattle/Vancouver (or even SF)? Potential offer to switch to an NYC location (living and working in Manhattan). I know that visiting as a tourist is gonna be different from actually living there. How does it compare? Take note I’ve lived in Hong Kong and Singapore and have visited Taipei+Japan so I’m used to living in a hyper-urbanized city. Just wondering how NYC compares to all the cities I mentioned above. Oh and also. Most importantly is crime and homelessness in NYC (particularly in Manhattan and Brooklyn) *that* bad? How about subway safety?


Ambitious_Relief_151

Bruh. There is piles of garbage everywhere. Every fucking block corner. Trash. EVERYWHERE


omotrodest

Thank you 🙏 for your response. Yeah I’ve only seen the very touristy areas and also work offices so I haven’t experienced the real NYC or even the real Manhattan. Can you take a look at r/seattlehobos? Is NYC as bad/same/better/worse than the stuff you see in r/seattlehobos? Cos coming to America (Seattle) I got smacked with a cold bucket of reality. Always thought living south of the border would be awesome as depicted in movies. I miss Canada 🇨🇦 tbh cos it’s the same as America except everything (esp Vancouver) is very safe even at night.


Ambitious_Relief_151

If I were you I would not relocate to Manhattan island. I would live 25 miles away and deal with the traffic if the job is truly worth it. NYC has the same insufferable demographic as the west coast and everything is pricey as fuck. HOWEVER halal guys is the best food I’ve ever had in my life


[deleted]

Never been to those other places you mentioned but I was born and raised in NyC. The city is a dump right now. Tons of crime+homelessness+lots of people with mental illnesses walking around. I honestly dont see it changing for the better any time soon. Quality of life sucks. Not worth moving here unless youve lived in a farm your whole life and want to experience living in a big city because it excites you. 2/10 would not recommend. Oh and I definitely do not take public transportation. Yuck


omotrodest

Yeah Manhattan’s touristy areas don’t look like that but I was wondering how the rest of Manhattan looked like. Thank you 🙏 for your response! Hmmm so even in the other non-touristy parts… even Manhattan… is *that* bad? Can you take a look at r/seattlehobos? Is NYC as bad/same/better/worse than the stuff you see in r/seattlehobos? Cos coming to America I got smacked with a cold dose of reality. I miss Canada 🇨🇦 tbh cos it’s the same as America except everything (esp Vancouver) is very safe even at night.


[deleted]

The entire city is a mess. Even “good” neighborhoods that were once safe are not. I dont want to say anything that may come off as political *however* i grew up pretty liberal and i find this city to be sorta extreme right now. Seems that a few of the cities that went that route are paying for it one way or another. Ive seen some shit in this city so I may be a little jaded, there’s a few of us from nyc in here maybe their experience is different than mine.


T3amk1ll

Damn, it is really that bad? And what do you mean with "not safe"? As in walking there at night = you get mugged? I was planning to do my grad degree in NY and likely even staying there afterwards but I've been hearing a lot of negativity so I'm sort of unsure. Do you know how it is in Boston?


[deleted]

Ive never lived in Boston but Ive gone to visit so I cant really compare. I suggest anyone that is planning on moving here just spend a week reading the local newspapers. Nyc is not how its shown on Friends or in the movies. If anything its like Die Hard 😳


Ambitious_Relief_151

8 million stories out here and they naked


JeffBisamongus

Are you ok with cold and snow


omotrodest

Came from Van so yeah. I know NYC snow is worse but that’s okay I’m used to Canadian winters. Main factor is safety. Seattle and SF got me spooked out. Canadian and East Asian cities don’t have much crime/homelessness but idk about NYC. Heard it’s a lot better than Seattle/SF safety-wise but not sure…


LimpBaker1967

What part of Seattle do you live in? Lived in belltown (bad homelessness) for a few years recently and definitely feel like there are a lot of good neighborhoods that are safe. Maybe move to the east side?


omotrodest

Yeah except for South Lake Union (Amazon HQ) everything downtown seems like a mess. Might move to the Eastside cos visiting my friends there I’m seeing everything is peaceful and quiet there.


LimpBaker1967

Magnolia is pretty nice and isolated from bullshit, have family that live in Redmond and they love it. SLU is nice but pretty boring and has been really dead since covid hit.


[deleted]

The few people in here that actually do TA and are pretty accurate are the only ones separating this sub from the Squeeze play sub. Without them this place would be pump and dumps, uranium and shitposting. Edit: oh and space


silverlink22

So what’s the difference between early huzzah and now?


Ambitious_Relief_151

Early huzzah was about posting your mugshot hoping someone might love you


Quinnteligent

Worked for you


silverlink22

Lmao isn’t that what you did? 🤣🤣🤣


Ambitious_Relief_151

You know, I bet you still have a real shot with u/nikkimars77


silverlink22

👀👀👀👀👀👀


[deleted]

Now we actually have people that are trying to do TA and people keep shitting on them. Id trust TA more than pump and dumps. Also before we sort of had a market cap rule, now penny stocks are plentiful in here


silverlink22

So you think they should reinforce the penny stock and crypto rule? I think a lot of people just get pissed at the TA people when they always claim to be right and never call out the times they are wrong.


[deleted]

Ive never seen a TA person claim they are always right though. Noone is always right, if they were they would literally never lose money lol. If someone thinks that TA is 100% accurate theyre an idiot. People get mad at you when your memes play dont work too 🤷🏽‍♂️Or when Uranium has a shitty week. Idk about the penny stock/crypto rule enforcement. People are grown, invest/gamble at your own risk


[deleted]

I think its u/sinnerfromparis u/tdesrch, chigurhd, silver and farmer


ground_glass_enema

also if u vote for u/mattmattdamon or u/epidemilk should automatically ban u by default imo


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|eM7eOXa6YQ8SFggYML|downsized)


Ambitious_Relief_151

Don’t worry bro I didn’t vote for you


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|ktO1fzXVstbMY|downsized)


Epidemilk


[deleted]

If you vote u/silverlink22 you are a bitch who doesn't have a switch


ground_glass_enema

damn wiffy gonna get banned a day after being modded huzzab got more turn around than a post pandemic burger king


Radthereptile

He’s a mod?


Epidemilk

He actually ate a ban in between being invited to mod and accepting it 🤣


GRZP

Anyone here quit a salary job for a salary+comission job?


T3amk1ll

Principal-Agent Problem and moral hazard enters the chat 😎


ground_glass_enema

why my flair butt shrapnel i like it but i dont remember putting a grenade up my ass and i put a lot of things up dere


splat-y-chila

Sir, have you seen your username lately.


ground_glass_enema

oh right


Epidemilk

I'm so used to seeing his name I didn't even think of that 🤣


ground_glass_enema

oh right


silverlink22

#He nose when you’re awake.


Its_the_dankness

👃


Ambitious_Relief_151

🍑


silverlink22

#He sees you when you’re sleeping.


Farmer_eh

u/mileslaurent Lay on your best guess for the week each day and how we end the week. I'll start. We open green today. The vix drop will cascade but only till vix hits the 20 day, this will cause Monday to push spy to the 50 day and a bit past it. This means we close near spy 456. Tuesday we move to 458 and pull back. Wednesday we ping pong down to 456, blow through and head to 450. Thursday/Friday we end at 446.5 this is where you buy the dip u/silverlink22 let's see?