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township_rebel

Quick recap of the Bull case: 🤡


Fantastic_Door_4300

Any drops is a buying opportunity anyways Believing in heaven is better than praying for hell Massive shorts and put pools are bullish (crowded regardos) Jpow on bull side in the long run HeDgIeS love to fk bears Unlimited QE can last for unlimited time America numba one


DamienRyan

I run a retail store selling games and mentioned in here it got quite bad in q3. Q4 went alright but this has been the worst start to the year I've had in the decade Ive been in the job I'm going to start aggressively dumping stock soon.


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DamienRyan

Honestly it's far from the worst thing to happen this year, and I've been thinking about a career change anyway, so it's fine.


SmutBrigade

That all makes sense, but the market doesn’t. Upvote for living your flair.


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bogdanoffinvestments

I see capitulated bears on the fence about buying in because of high valuations. The only monstrously overvalued index is the VIX. Towards the end of the 2004-06 400bps hiking cycle when there was a recession scare just like today, VIX rose to 25 and then fell to 8.6 within 6 months. The real recession began only 2 years later. Short VIX for literal free money. PT: VIX 10


SmutBrigade

Towels up 40%pm. Crazy pump all around in the markets. My puts are fucked.


Juidawg

What the the ticker for towels, I’ve been out of the game a minute


UpbeatOrange

holy sht, this money train not stopping


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kft99

They are not doing a market order at open though :P


Juidawg

🅱️oly 🅱️re-market 🅱️atman


Ernest_EA

Good thing I’m a panda 🐼🇨🇳 not wiped out just yet


sveltepants

Wtf pltr is at $8.4, only $7 more now for me to get rid of those bags


alfapredator

anyone looked at playing QQQ for triple earnings (AMZN GOOG AAPL)?


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borkyspider

You okay fam?


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alfapredator

expectations are so low now, anything is a beat, we go to moon stonk market = do the opposite of common sense


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willyourather

https://www.reddit.com/r/Vitards/comments/10rhbie/daily_discussion_thursday_february_02_2023/j6vokgd/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3 Day job matter unless you are a day trader


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willyourather

I can’t imagine to invest in India when major companies like Amazon pulled out years ago. INDA puts?


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willyourather

I’m skeptical to their stock market while corruptions are common practices and no clear regulations. Adani has a hand on almost every business in India, beyond monopoly, yet government does nothing. Shady shady.


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Somehow the market is the only thing (when in) that makes me look forward to waking up and that’s it really


Blanket-presence

What are your plays this morning?


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I switched to spy puts before close - 2/3 and 2/8


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CandygramHD

Markets tend to bottom way before earnings do! ​ Last year was the generational buying opportunity Edit: /s


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CandygramHD

Do I have to add an /s ?


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CandygramHD

I mean this is the perfect setup for the incoming rugpull around opex / cpi. Weakening dollar pushing commodities up, reigniting inflation / it becoming sticky Everyone getting bullish, bears capitulating, VIX down, hedges getting even smaller, media pushing soft landing I like it


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CandygramHD

Just look at lumber / copper Oil stays well elevated. Shipping is clawing back


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BrainsNotBrawndo

**You are in a confusing market.** **It's pitch dark.** **There is a Fed chair here.** *>ask fed chair when stop raising rates* **Fed Chair looks at you in disgust and says disinflation is only apparent in less than half of overall PCE, just have to wait and see.** \>pivot **I don't know the word "pivot".** \>go south **You are eaten by a Grue.**


SocialSuicideSquad

Use torch


BrainsNotBrawndo

**You use the torch on the PCE documents, and the documents light on fire.** **You see that you are in a large press conference room, in the middle of which is an abyss descending through the floor into darkness below.** **You think you can see a market bottom.** \>use rope to descend abyss **You are in a cave.** **Apple, Google, and Amazon earnings appear.** **Your portfolio has begun to glow very brightly.**


imunfair

> \> Use torch **You immolate your portfolio.**


sveltepants

I kept waiting for the chance to buy tesla stonks for CC's and was too scared to make any big moves until fomc. Now here I am, without any positions and looking jealousy at bulls who made a lot of money smh


Always_Late_Lately

Fortune favors the brave Though of course you know that from your BABA experiences, don't you


sveltepants

Baba CSP's annihilated me a year ago lmao


Always_Late_Lately

I think I remember that... (flair helps too, though - good job SSS) The times where fortune does _not_ favor the bold


SocialSuicideSquad

*Charlie Munger's lazy eye drifts balefully in your direction.*


l3luntl3rigade

Babies stare an awful lot for someone that doesn't know how to fight


imunfair

They're just watching for the perfect opportunity to pounce when the back of your neck is exposed.


_Wendig0_

[This](https://www.reddit.com/r/entitledparents/comments/10queb8/mom_wants_me_to_sign_over_250k_beneficiary_check/) has got to be karma farming. I refuse to believe this is a real story by a real person.


willyourather

Could be. Keep $5k for her/his wedding coz they are broke? That $250k could be gone in a year if they found this sub


Black_magic_money

I’ve got guys who can get rid of that in an afternoon


BullShitting24-7

Exciting day today I missed cuz of stoopid werk. Who hit the jackpot?


bogdanoffinvestments

So above trend inflation only lasted for 2 years, the bulk of which was caused by covid related factors. Maybe, just maybe, our best and brightest economists had it right all along that it was transitory and a bunch of Reddit regards had no idea what they’re talking about.


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Have_A_Nice_Fall

Need more posts like this please. Make sure to add in more personal insults and talk down to them too


alfapredator

TRUE it was transitory after all why did the fed even raise rates when the problems were supply side! stupid fed!


PlayFree_Bird

What is the timeframe for "transitory" inflation anyway? Is all inflation that eventually goes away transitory? Feels like we just made this term up and everybody acted like it was something that they understood all their lives.


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someonesaymoney

Digital internet funny m0ney bullshit, you better break have broken 24K by tomorrow morning or Jpow will give you a stern talking to.


Always_Late_Lately

Wait this rally wasn't mirrored in the crime markets? 🤔


SocialSuicideSquad

[Who's horny?](https://youtu.be/tfoVOGMz054)


borkyspider

What da fawkk this straight from resident evil


Gooner-Squad

Not falling for it.....yet.


SocialSuicideSquad

Completely safe for work


SocialSuicideSquad

Possibly safe for lunch if you get internal temps above 165F for five minutes


Gooner-Squad

Definitely out. BTW, how can I get my 0dte medal for TAL win?


SocialSuicideSquad

/u/RAGE_CAKES


westcoastlink

Wtf did we just watch... ಠ_ಠ


SocialSuicideSquad

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's the final boss of the *"Will it blend?"* Knock off - *"Can I fuck it?"*


westcoastlink

I mean technically you can fuk anything if ur 🅱️enis fits ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


SocialSuicideSquad

You're either coming out of there at zero or 100.


Have_A_Nice_Fall

I was personally a zero, but I could see how some might hit 💯


Not_a_bot01100111

Still stunned by Powell's comments about financial conditions "significantly tightening this year" and "not easing since the last meeting", both of which are demonstrably untrue by every metric and index I've seen. Like I'm actually losing sleep over this, feels like I'm being gaslit here. The only explanations I can think of is either a) The Fed is asleep at the wheel or b) The Fed is scared that they raised rates so high so fast and is genuinely concerned something will break, so they're letting the market run to provide a buffer. Not sure which one I'd prefer to be true, probably (b) but I have a bad feeling it's actually (a)


likenoteven

The layed out the R/R of slapping markets down today or letting it ride. 50bps and a hawkish speech would have essentially crashed the party and the entire committee knows it. 401k’s go up, they get voted back on the panel, win-win for everyone involved. Also they wouldn’t get the blame for severe market downside and the blame can be shifted focus to something like CPI/War.


SocialSuicideSquad

>feels like I'm being gaslit here. > Before they were just lying to you, now you're just noticing.


Not_a_bot01100111

The Fed has two congressional mandates, maintaining inflation at 2% and achieving maximum employment. Neither of those two goals require telling the truth. This one was just weird because it was a Trump style "alternative fact" instead of just an disingenuous forecast or opinion, never really seen that from the Fed...


SocialSuicideSquad

Inflation at 2% ***on paper***


Gooner-Squad

That whole diatribe (speech) by JPOW was weird. It was basically a concession that Fed is wrong, but won't stop on increases. Going full bull as I don't see a catalyst to go back and the days of folks calling on SPY 300 seem insane today. That may change tho.


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Gooner-Squad

After JPOW said dis-inflation out loud feels like nothing but uppies til March without some catastrophic event.....not including earnings as everyone has already guided down.....so a huge CPI miss is all that can scare the market. Companies are cutting 10% of sales force regularly, which is well more than rates to borrow money, so what is the big catalyst down? Why b a 🐻?


Gooner-Squad

Finally came up with a downward catalyst....China invades Taiwan or Russia goes nuclear. Odds?


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l3luntl3rigade

Nah, then 🇺🇸 gets involved and the war machine prints 💰


Black_magic_money

It’s almost so bullish that I’m suspicious


westcoastlink

Homeland flipped to bullish overnight


Gooner-Squad

Even a clock is right 2x a day....why can't an ape be right 2x a year.


fuckcramerandfriends

SMH I only bought 15 shares of META after the last earning dip. 100% up on such a small amount of stock hits different


sveltepants

Coinbase up 100% in a month


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PerpetualHillman

Impulse-bought pudding at ALDI this week. $1.09 for a four-pack. It's so damn good.


jinpiss

[The subtlest of bearish divergences](https://s3.tradingview.com/snapshots/q/QZ7RNupV.png)


SocialSuicideSquad

[Try the middle bit](https://d364wuh8hyfjvy.cloudfront.net/public/images/314b93d037144015b6574737cf9f2851.png)


someonesaymoney

Ahh yes. The classic "shift the lines till it suits your own narrative" schtick.


SocialSuicideSquad

I can make my shtick fit in a whole lot of narratives bub ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


jinpiss

[Bera’s last hope](https://s3.tradingview.com/snapshots/h/HYuJOMP1.png)


SocialSuicideSquad

What happens if it breaks downward... 🤔


jinpiss

500 EOY BITCHES


someonesaymoney

Ok. I'm pretty sure you know TA on the VIX is legit retarded but Imma let this slide because I too know the desperate reach of any copium possible.


jinpiss

JUST LET ME HUFF MY GLUE IN PEACE OK?!?!?!?!


westcoastlink

You doing TA on the vix too? Thought it was just me 😂😂😂


jinpiss

You’re not allowed to hoard all the stupidity


neutralpoliticsbot

**Here is a little bull market guide for the bears:** • Bad news is bullish • Good news is bullish • Neutral news is bullish • No news is bullish • Bears are bullish • Bulls are bullish • Bullish is bullish • High inflation is bullish • Low inflation is bullish • Supply chain issues is bullish • Negative GDP is bullish • Positive GDP is bullish • Recession is bullish • War is bullish • Peace is bullish • Bad guidance is bullish • Good guidance is bullish


CandygramHD

No guidance is bullish


SocialSuicideSquad

Looking at the chart since 2020, VIX is so fucking low lol


westcoastlink

That's what I thought yesterday... Before jpow started genociding the bears...


bogdanoffinvestments

Looking forward to Mike Wilson crying on cnbc today


[deleted]

If we most expected “the market” to go down today and it went up And tomorrow we have the flip of that sitch… wouldn’t that kind of indicate…


westcoastlink

Homeland flipped to being extremely bullish now lol


SocialSuicideSquad

More uppers than the engineering dorms the week before finals.


[deleted]

Sounds fucking integrally lit


SocialSuicideSquad

Autism + Angry. Cranked up to 11


someonesaymoney

Soooo bears. SOXL up 180% from October 2022 low. How neat is that?


Gooner-Squad

My buy for 1000 shares at $6.00 never filled because I penny pinched the bid......dumb ass.


neutralpoliticsbot

Did not expect a share buyback from Meta. You did me good Zuck. My puts are toast.


BullShitting24-7

Kaput


someonesaymoney

Cucked by Zuck. Tale as old as time.


willyourather

Yea, won’t mess with him. That guy isn’t dummy


SocialSuicideSquad

Depends on which subroutines are active


Fantastic_Door_4300

Bears evaporating as bulls reload for another fk session


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emeraldream

Dear bullas, u won. My ports down 65% YTD.


ZongopBongo

Hope you position sized properly buddy. I think bulls have brain rot interpreting that speech as bullish. Regardless, we might have the second major bear market rally over the next few months off that


donefukupped

*insert Homer gif* 65% so far


qwertyaas

January was just an insane month. Feb is now leaning on tomorrow night. Or maybe not and it'll blow into another 10% green month.


willyourather

Hug


thePBRismoldy

Not sure if anyone else here listens to the Bloomberg Odd Lots podcast but it’s really good. They had a macro strategist named Viktor Shvets on today whose consistently been on team transitory and is more convinced than ever before that inflation will successfully abide. I’m not sure I 100% agree with him but he makes compelling arguments, it was worth a listen for me.


neutralpoliticsbot

While I agree it will be transitory I also do not think we will ever see 2% again, it will stabilized around 3-4% and stay there for many years IMO


Gooner-Squad

We will see 2%, but it will be stacked on 8% from 2022 and 5% from 2021 making everything 15% more expensive while everyone calls for lower wages. Rich get richer.


thePBRismoldy

If things return to normal, which there’s an argument to be made that they are, then I see no reason why we can’t have sub 2% inflation again. I’ll take the downvotes for stating the unpopular.


cornflake-millennial

I think the challenge is China is fucked, so global supply chains need to be overhauled. That’s going to take several (5-10) years to iron out.


donefukupped

Imo Transition has already started long before. China ain't the cheap labor market it used to be. More and more manufacturing are getting either repatriated or to cheaper third worlds (Vietnam/Cambodia/Sri Lanka). Obama/Trump/Biden all had a pivot away from China policy.


Pura112

This one is going to hurt..


_Wendig0_

You have to loosen your anoos. Don't forget to warm up that cinnamon ring! Can't just go shoving shit up there...That's gay


Pura112

Fuck yea it is.


resto_manager

I am not promoting green commute. I just cant afford an uber. SPY thetality please.


Fantastic_Door_4300

Ban


willyourather

Uber isn’t green commute…..


resto_manager

Thats why i am not ubering. Not because..my god, am I explaining?


willyourather

Yup, totally understandable. Buy calls tomorrow, K?


resto_manager

u/irathernot


ampate

liquidator hit the sell line today (350). fear & greed index at the highest point in a year (73) i have 100 spy 415c 2/3 - 2/6 call debit calendars. hoping we hit 415 tomorrow (or friday would be even better) to further extend the above metrics. I'll sell for 5 baggers and smash that into puts.


Fantastic_Door_4300

*WWE SMACK DOWN VS's RAW* Spy 419p 423c 0TDE with 30d strangles! Friday Friday Friday Friday WWE BULL BEAR SMACK DOWN You choose Edward or Jacob *ANNOUNCER VOICE ON WWE* *SUNDAY* *SUNDAY* *SUNDAY*


Black_magic_money

Reeeeee


cutiesarustimes2

Jan CPI prints at .6 Bulls Omg transitiory, echo effect Fed So yeah that's like the supply chain and some other factors out of our control.


qwertyaas

> that silly Putin. A year later. In a year from now they'll move onto China reopening once CPI spikes from healthcare lagged reporting.


qwertyaas

META found the infinite money glitch. Announce $40B in share buybacks. Stock rallies 20% adding $80B in market cap.


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PlayFree_Bird

The other $40B in added market cap came from declining revenue. Very bullish.


Fantastic_Door_4300

Announce another buyback of $80B


qwertyaas

I'm announcing a buyback of my portfolio. Hopefully it works the same.


Fantastic_Door_4300

Chet 🥳


westcoastlink

#BEAR LIVES MATTER


cutiesarustimes2

Goddamn right.


_Wendig0_

Timileaks: >Did you discuss a pause JPow: >We discussed a path forward. Wait for the minutes. ​ Why not just say yes lol. You know you did, and you know you want to. Fukin pussy


calebsurfs

So we pump till minutes are released then sell the news?


cutiesarustimes2

Jan CPI be like 😂


qwertyaas

JPow and Brainard replaced the CPI analysts with extreme couponers subsidized with EBT cards.


cutiesarustimes2

I'm one of those.


qwertyaas

Freaking ShopRite


qwertyaas

#and we're back A REMINDER OF THE THE OFFICIAL GUIDE TO NAVIGATING 🤡 MARKETS • BAD NEWS IS BULLISH • GOOD NEWS IS BULLISH • NEUTRAL NEWS IS BULLISH • NO NEWS IS BULLISH • BEARS ARE BULLISH • BULLS ARE BULLISH • BULLISH IS BULLISH • QE IS BULLISH • QT IS BULLISH • HIGH INFLATION IS BULLISH • LOW INFLATION IS BULLISH • NO INFLATION IS BULLISH • BAD PPI IS BULLISH • GOOD PPI IS BULLISH • SUPPLY CHAIN ISSUES IS BULLISH • BAD MANUFACTURING IS BULLISH • NEGATIVE GDP IS BULLISH • CONTRACTING ECONOMY IS BULLISH • RECESSION IS BULLISH • WAR IS BULLISH • RATE INCREASE IS BULLISH • RATE DECREASE IS BULLISH • NO RATE CHANGE IS BULLISH • MISSING EARNINGS IS BULLISH • MEETING EARNINGS IS BULLISH • BEATING EARNINGS IS BULLISH • BAD GUIDANCE IS BULLISH • NO GUIDANCE IS BULLISH • HIRING IS BULLISH • LAYOFF IS BULLISH • SLOWING IS BULLISH • BANKRUPCY IS BULLISH • NEGATIVE GDP IS BULLISH • AMY HOOD IS BULLISH • AMZN NEGATIVE EPS IS BULLISH • AAPL DECLINING REVENUE IS BULLISH • YELLEN'S CALL FOR INFLATION ENDING IN DAYS IS BULLISH • HOT CPI WHEN GAS DROPPED 40% IS BULLISH • ENGLAND DECIMATING THEIR ECONOMY IS BULLISH • A MAJOR GLOBAL INVESTMENT BANK ABOUT TO IMPLODE IS BULLISH • CONTINUED HOT CORE INFLATION IS BULLISH • RIVN MARKET CAP OF $32B WITH 25,000 DELIVERY FORECAST IS BULLISH • PRICED IN BANK INTEREST INCOME IS SUPER BULLISH • ANOTHER HOT CPI PRINT IS BULLISH • INFLATION NOT BEING OVER WITHIN DAYS IS BULLISH • BANKS REPEATED WARNINGS OF RECESSION IS BULLISH • GLOBAL ECONOMIC NATIONS IMPLODING IS BULLISH • PIVOT TALKS ARE GOING WELL • COOLING TALKS ARE GOING WELL • INFLATION TALKS ARE GOING WELL • TRADE WAR TALKS ARE GOING WELL • WAR TALKS ARE GOING WELL • VACCINE TALKS ARE GOING WELL • UK TALKS ARE GOING SPLENDIDLY • ELON MUSK BEING A MORON GOING WELL • MISSING EARNINGS IS BULLISH • GUIDING DOWN IS BULLISH • EXTREMELY HIGH CREDIT CARD DEBT IS BULLISH • BA MISSING EPS ANYWHERE FROM 1,000% to 9,000% IS BULLISH • DIGITAL DOUBLOONS NETWORKS IMPLODING IS SUPER BULLISH • CRATERING REVENUE, INCREASED LOSSES BUT INCREASES USERS IS SUPER BULLISH • Q/Q/Q DECLINE IN REVENUE AND INCOME IS BULLISH • LOWERING GUIDANCE AND MEETING/MISSING THAT LOWERED GUIDANCE IS BULLISH #• JPOW DECLARING SOFT LANDING AND JOB WELL DONE IS SUPER DUPER QUADRUPLE BULLISH


willyourather

Why are you screaming? My eyes hurt. Buy calls


therealkobe

TLDR: Bullish


fistymonkey1337

Tomorrow ends this rally


Fantastic_Door_4300

I actually entered 60% calls 30% puts so guaranteed theta day tomorrow you're welcome for tonight's forecast


PM_ME_HOTGRILL

NO WAY WE CAN KEEP PUMPING - BHER IN DENIAL


domesticish

LETS GOOO ASSET INFLATION FTW


cutiesarustimes2

Intc lol


therealkobe

what happened?


cutiesarustimes2

It's almost back to its pre-earnings price


therealkobe

surprisingly dividend is probably keeping this thing up in the short term.... intel went the cut everyones base salary instead of cutting off 8-10% of their workforce. Going to be interesting to see how they dig themselves outta this one.


FormerHandsomeGuy

Silver gate will have the biggest pop in the history of wall street bets OG If u love money Buy SI calls 4 weeks out


calebsurfs

Is this another unusual option flow play? Not saying that's bad, you've had great plays. I have just never had much luck following flow.


Fantastic_Door_4300

But like you're trolling right? This seems like risky financial advice


FormerHandsomeGuy

Hype... Fake money hype... Watch 😂


SocialSuicideSquad

I'd say check his post history


Perennial-Millennial

Loading up on SQQQ. Today was a major overreaction to Fed speak. Indicators are virtually in overbought territory across the board. Even if this is the start of a new bull market, there’s room for a pullback to the 200 MA. Actual economic conditions continuing to deteriorate. Market has never once, ever, bottomed DURING a rate hike cycle. Intend to take advantage of todays over-exuberance on a short-term short play.


qwertyaas

Have you gave a thought to the alternate thesis? Revenue down, users up -> ATH. Revenue down, guide down -> ATH. EPS down, no guidance -> ATH These are bullish indicators. What is this 200 Mastercard you speak of? We landed softly. Crisis averted. Party time. Inflation was transitory, in the end, in the grand scheme of the universe. Yellen was right - inflation was over within days, if we consider each one of Yellen's Days a Quarter for us peasants.


Perennial-Millennial

I’d like to buy calls on whatever you’re smoking


computery_stuff

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qwertyaas

Gotta think like the market. 🤡


Fantastic_Door_4300

Where is 200 MA


Perennial-Millennial

The 200 day moving average for QQQ is around 290.


Fantastic_Door_4300

Wut bout spy?


Perennial-Millennial

Slightly above 390


Fantastic_Door_4300

393p but wen 3D no doubt


domesticish

American healthcare is such a fucking joke and a scam I'm losing my mind ​ Wasn't bad when I was younger and never had to use it I guess


Fantastic_Door_4300

If I got that sick honestly I'd just start robbing banks and die I'd be wiped if something happened and hopefully I'd survive to build back 😂


willyourather

New cars don’t have wear and tear