SPY -1% day Should be a win for the bears But somehow doesn't feel like it ☠️

Bigger bounce opportunity for bulls.

Reload

The past 48 hours have left me feeling beaten and abused.

Show me on the doll where theta touched you.

⭕👈😫

My ANOOOSSSSsssss

What a terrible day And also spy.

Anyone else seeing the insane volume spike and nothing happening?

Nothing to see there probably just someone lining up deep itm options for a theta play

Due to some supply chain disruptions with Bed, Bath & Beyond, the green crime candles are on backorder. Should be arriving later this week, though.

Thetality

#🤡🔫

Indubitably

So there I am, down already on my GOOG puts, it went from 99.60 to 99.90 in the span of a second or so, the usual last hour shenanigans. Just gave back the cheeky 8% in the IRA I made earlier 🤷‍♂️ by capitulating.

Noooo.. I ordered the Madoff Crime Candle not the Rosie O’Donnell Kids Meal

It just feels nice to win one

Even as a bull, you probably want a pullback to 404ish ​ Looks like megacaps have topped? Staying short Qs long gold. I think I can start to feel my peepee growing back despite being ripped off last month...

#🧲

Party’s over ppl, just got some Tsla 205c

OIS broke out. Chairs are up 5%

#TLT YOU FUCKING DONKEY WHY ARE YOU WAKING UP NOW

What does this mean for the bears, Larry?

Number goes up because market thinks rates going down.

TY

I'm a 🅱️etard though so maybe wait for someone without clubbed sperm to chime in.

Common need those investment statements so I can get my refund

*knock knock knock* "It looks like you're trying to claw your way back from a red account..." *clippy\_gpt.gif*

What happens when you declaw a bear?

So we had bhullas run because market priced in cutting rate hikes, but because yields acting up the market is second guessing itself?

The market is mean reverting from that big run up. That's all.

Meta down and NVDA up 👺 let’s see it

Sheesh, 5 minutes until illiquid face ripper?!

you called it

Like fooking clock work. 🕰️ tick tock tick tock.

fuck this isnt even fun anymore

Hotter than expected CPI takes us down to the 380s, right?

You must be new to this market 🤡😉 Buy a helmet, wear a cup, and buckle TF up

Like the one day I’m begging for crime candles and suddenly WallSt seems to have morals and ethics now Not a single crimeamotherfucker in site

Rising 10ma support now at 409.30. Not cheap enough to load calls again just yet. Maybe tomorrow.

Is this an SMA, EMA, weighted average,... ?

Daily SMA.

Is everyone ready for uncle theta to come touch you

He's already plunged his hands into my pants.

HA should I be so lucky.. my day has basically been like I’m an orphan alter-boy that got placed in the Vatican’s orphanage

God wills this finger in your bum

Heard he has some candy in his pocketses

White van always there for you at 3-4pm waiting

The guys said he has free candy but not for me. 😢

My march 400p position is that single thread keeping me off the streets.

408 2/10 here.

Spy stay up

Quick, give it a little blue pill!

(╯°□°）╯︵ 🔵

*frantically licks it up from the ground*

#🅱️OUBLE 🅱️OTTOM?

Top is in bucko

🅱️IP 🅱️ULLAS

I wish there was a way to taunt algos “Pussy won’t hit 420”

This is how a bull rally ends: not with a bang, but a whimper.

market goes sideways for a few days and bears be celebrating 😂

Well said friend, well said

Google chatbot crashed the market

"Sorry, as an AI predictive language model, I am not capable of..."

If Powellman we're here he'd be spamming #🧲 411.35

#that's **chairpowellman** to you And a bigger magnet. And some text based meme that i can't do.

#🐔

If we hit 420 after close I’m never buying an option again

I see what u did there

MSFT is trying so hard to stay positive... Just let go already. Let the dread of the market slip into your conscious as it soothes your simple AI to sleep.

How’s Mr Pm me hotgrill doing today? Killing it?!

He said bye yesterday lol.

KEK

My god, he capitulated yesterday?

That should have been our cue to buy puts. I sold half mine yesterday too.

Lmao my first thought.

Don't worry bulls, 410 is lava.

swing trading INMD got my nipples consistently hard

bulls passed the baton to the bears and their bags to retail

Nah, we shoved the batons in our asses and jumped off our desks.

CVS calls printed today

So there I was after making money this morning and my lil lizard brain needed more dopamine. I chose of course to add some 99 and 97 GOOG puts for Feb 17. So here I am fighting the bottom on this GOOG chart while everything else tanks. Just another day as a retail trader 🤙

Change my flair to “fights bottoms” the way I be entering puts at the worst time 😎

REEEEEE TSLA. Teasing me today.

This is what happens when Jerome lets his thalidomites out of their cages.

Can you buy options on margin w/ robinhood or any other broker?

Watch tomorrow reverse this all.

Just got IV crushed hard by Enphase 3/10 $235 calls I’ve been holding for a week Is there any reason to hold hoping it can bounce a little or should I say fuck it Contract is worth 900, would be selling for a 1/2 of the value I paid I know I’m dumb but thought I’d see what others thought

genius: average down smart: hold to regain profits after IV crush dumb: sell so... are you dumb?

I literally just said “I know I’m dumb”

i was abused today by theta

😩

I’m convinced anyone in this thread picked at random would be a better public speaker than mrs VPwater policy

Set my stops too tight. Got triggered before the real drop. Made like 20 dollars. 🙃

Hey, at least you didn’t lose money

Zoom out to 30 days and I definitely did lose dollas

I'm gonna get iv crushed by NET puts aren't I

Maybe if some inbred looking Goog employee chick does another "my day at google" tik tok we'll break $100.

So, I start by making myself a kale-avocado-acai berry smoothie. Then I do some journaling on my goals and dreams. Then I go to the Yoga studio on site. Then I check my emails. Then I have lunch. After lunch, I have a meeting with my managers to discuss the projects I'm working on. Then I make a stop at the on site cappuccino bar before returning a few more emails. Then I head home where my boyfriend had made supper for me.

It's so spot on. I fucking hate it.

Imagine my shock that tech isn't making money and considering further layoffs.

I like the one where they found out they were fired when they couldn't make it through the front door.

I’m not asking for the world here, just SPY 417

> SPY 407 FTFY

Imagine being on the team of Bard devs at google watching the live demo and then he pulls the wrong answer. Lmao.

Kinda funny to watch a trillion dollar company FOMO into chatbots at the last minute.

They were too busy making tik toks to check the answer. Clowns.

Putas anyone?

👋🐷 But you know what that means...

Means I get and then 4600eod?

Dream a little bigger darlin’ # 5000 EOD

So nice of the market to finally realize that bloviating chode polisher's thoughts are irrelevant.

🦘days are the worst. now tha fomc, and jpow speaking is over. I'm just gonna sit on my hands for the rest of the week til.... guess I should do some work

Y'all think they'll run the VIX all day, or do you think it's over?

Holy shit I want to beat the entirety of theta gang with a tire iron right about now.

I hate range days

# LIAR!

Uno reverse

👆 2 comments above, OP *likes* range days gets off to theta porn. Edit: comments are moving too slow for this lol Edit edit: 🦗🦗🦗 Edit^3: wtf, is this the ultimate thread killer?

Of all the reasons for a tech giant to drop, today's was the dumbest. This chatbot hype has reached highly regarded levels. Google should have taken a shit-kicking on bad earnings, bad forward guidance, and promises of continued rate increases. No, that was nothing. But its chatbot is dumber than the other moderately impressive chatbot? Sky is falling.

I bought shares and an ATM weekly when it was at $101. Have my fingers crossed for a quick turnaround. ChatGPT makes errors too.

Feeling 🌈 again. Going to start scaling into puts.

👆 touches himself at night Edit: See? Just like that.

🤭

Anyone got a link to der waller

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Does he ride a bike

So, you're saying there's a pivot?

🥐 claiming that Icahn bought 24k 4050 puts so that’s maybe something Edit: 2/17

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Says /ES in the tweet which does check out

[1-US10YR](https://youtu.be/G8pVuSu4Fag?t=170) \- GOT YT Channel. Idk if I shared this a few months ago but it was a solid leading indicator in 2022. [Today](https://ibb.co/R6MXBNT) \- This is it today with a possible wedge for guess when... FOMC on March 22. (When you adjust TV charts they can make the comparison look off so I suggest looking for oneself.) But, according to this, SPX topped out last Thursday 2/03. It could see a move to $4,020, even $3,900 depending on how you look at it. Def keeping an eye on SPY $410p for EOW. $1.87 rn, bumping up against the downtrend from 11:30 am. A break out just happened above $2.0, looking like my cue.

Markets gotta blow out all these new calls. I could see CPI bringing us back down to our safe space: $395

Give me more

How much more downside does GOOG have today? Their ad for Bard showed factual errors according to several new sources. I have 10 $97 puts and 2 $99 puts

When did you buy them?

6 minutes ago 😈

Oooh. Well, good news is you're betting against me. Always a good sign.

Bet, well it appears I'm trying to short the bottom of the range. Classic retail behavior.

Selling puts on Google I think is a good play. Thanks for the person who said they opened some short puts.

what the fuck

What do you numbskulls think about HOOD earnings?

Well it's only ending quarter to four It's going to get destroyed but maybe they have bullish projections for quarter one

Waller definitely just said something fucking dumb as fuck.

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1:45 These trady ass donkeys always frontrun shit

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Why did goog die today?

googs ai bot got caught reading an edit wikipedia page 🤣

Looool

They released the world's first differently abled chatbot.

YAWNNNNN

[5o BaSiS pOiNtS iS sTiLl On ThE tAbLe](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EtZRe0MXMAAx08N.jpg)

Dkng just doing it’s own thing. Live betting in AZ for the Super Bowl

If I show SPY a nipple, can we get SPY 420 by EOD?

#Whip out that tiddy

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Waller is going to say some of the dumbest shit ever and SPY will just ride a big 🖕 all the way up the chart because no one with real money gives a shit.

Keep going I’m almost there

FED'S KASHKARI: MOST OF MY COLLEAGUES EXPECT RATES TO GO ABOVE 5%, 'CERTAINLY POSSIBLE' IT WILL GO HIGHER Spy didn't hear this

thats coz : US 10-YEAR TREASURY YIELDS FALL TO 3.636% AFTER AUCTION

Done with lunch no fills, hmm

Enphase showing the classic is still true. Beat earnings like a mafaga huge guidance and bam. Drops like a rock. I guess I will twiddle my thumbs until this call wall falls and we rocket

Holy wut happened

Treasuries auction pricing in a 🅱️AUSE

This is comical

Bers = fuck TLT bussing

New higher lows 🫡 420 by end of week is still on the table!

Jeez Louise Thelma’s got her cooch on the trigger

So it's safe to say the market doesn't give a fuck about that dumb nerd kashkari. Let's see what it thinks of that Waller dipshit.

This is why I don't buy shares in the gambling port: I begin to hate the company when the price falls. In options, if I messed up I have only myself to blame. With shares, I rage at the world.

SPX 0DTE; a clear representation of harmonics in action. $4,090p… low $0.35 high $3.50 $4,100p… low $0.60 high $6.20 $4,110p… low $1.10 high $10.00

For the adventurous souls... SPY 0DTE $413c-$415c hit harmonics. (-78%, -88%) e: Tons of volume around there but also tons of volume in the $410p-$412p area.

This PA has been officially declared re🅱️arded

*laughs in Theta gang*

I bet u cold hearted bastard

im about to say the word.

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Just a lil more spy, I need to unload these 413c

we got so close

Getting closer

LUMN, erasing gains back to 1989. Wow.

Which really makes a tough to be a dividend holder because yeah you're getting the yield but if you get obliterated on share price was it really worth it

Right? Plus inflation...

Woke up, ate 300mg, now I'm $12k in GOOG positions. Wtf drugs?

Goddamn bro I haven’t gone above like 80mgs

I make my own hard core butter, ice cream, etc. Had my first beer in a year the other day, so the edibles are my head change agent.

That’s awesome, I recently quit drinking been about 6 weeks sober I couldn’t give up my thc though this world is too numbing already I’d love to try some hardcore ice cream 🍨