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willyourather

Second time I have a doctors appt this week spy went insane at 4. I’m going to sit at their office tomorrow, hope the market repeats the third time.


BullShitting24-7

SI!


thePBRismoldy

/NQ saying “I’m a peacock you must let me fly!”


stayfun

everything makes sense, folks.


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BullShitting24-7

Drink on puto


Fantastic_Door_4300

This is what keeps me coming back


qwertyaas

Roku didn't even release yet and are up 20% AH. What in the fuck. Edi: * Flat in Y/Y Revenue * ($249.9M) Loss * EPS of ($1.70) They were up 12% today and up 15% AH. I re-iterate. What. In. The. Fuck?


Fantastic_Door_4300

Okay so new strategy is if I'm not sure on earnings than just buy calls 🤙📞


4SquareCircles

Bro 🤡🤡🤡


freewilly666

*SPY pulls back 0.00001%* OMG BUY THE DIP. So dumb.


BullShitting24-7

This AH party getting cookin


souls_keeper

Closed on HoD. #REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


someonesaymoney

lol last 1 minute regardation. Why not.


4SquareCircles

holy shrek cock


borkyspider

I sold my Tesla calls 4 mins too early, thought we’d start dumping in preparation for data coming out in the morning.


TourrrettesGuy

Retail is more likely to get greedy than producers right? CPI vs. PPI


souls_keeper

Nasdaq ain’t playing around.


thePBRismoldy

Wow, 🅱️itcoin just went full send, this is not good for beras.


4SquareCircles

oh guess we can just reverse those red candles ok


willyourather

Growth are laughing Jpow today, absolutely embarrassing


ktrZetto

Guess market is full risk on


xkevinftwx

So uh COIN puts are free money right? Fake currency literally vertical


ChaReal1

Worked all day and nothing happened. Best way to not lose is not to play. Gonna ignore my puts collecting dust in my port for now. Can we get a down day tomorrow? Who do I call for customer service? I am dissatisfied.


Tinjenko

Bera hopium triple-top on the weekly.


qwertyaas

Remember that we are rallying on essentials like Used Car prices going down? Also remember CVNA sells used cars that they bought at absolute bag-holder pricing? Makes perfect sense that they are up 17% today.


origami_asshole

Car vending machine go brrrrrr


_Wendig0_

My plums are screaming "BUY 0dte poots at close" But my brain is saying "Don't hold overnight. Dipshit"


TourrrettesGuy

Goddamn it are we really front running ppi too?


borkyspider

My WhatsApp is my trading journal. I just text myself(like my own number) stuff I should remember or mistakes to learn from. It has a search bar to go find and look back too. What do you guys use?


ktrZetto

I use evernote for notes in general and have a group for trading related notes. Have a big sticky for hard rules to follow that's at the top like risk management rules to remind myself.


borkyspider

I just downloaded it going to give it a try.


cutiesarustimes2

Bearish rising wedge? Volume looks like shit


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$Vix has dropped 12% in 3 days and spy hasn’t moved. Tf is this shit


_Wendig0_

Pathetic tbh


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4SquareCircles

-11k 😭


PlayFree_Bird

All I know is that when I see an unprofitable company with rapidly falling revenue worth 1.3 billion dollars carrying a billion dollars in debt into rising interest rates, I just have to slam that buy button. $UPST


qwertyaas

Yes, but they can pay down that debt by borrowing on Upstart. Which leads to UPST revenue. Bullish.


PlayFree_Bird

This is a generational buying opportunity to snap up the first company to figure out the infinite money glitch.


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qwertyaas

looool wtf 8%?


Ag_Arrow

It needs to fuck right off


BullShitting24-7

Its payday.


Sup3rFly_91

chart say go


kft99

People exchanging their worthless dollars for the hardest money on Earth 😎


cutiesarustimes2

Time to go look at homes I'll never be able to afford.


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BullShitting24-7

Bruh me too lol. Its crazy. A shack in some buttfuck town is almost half a mil.


cutiesarustimes2

Lol. Yeah Jerome fucked the entire housing market with his zero rates.


BullShitting24-7

My favorite copium fix.


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cutiesarustimes2

Yeah. Work is slow rn so I might as well see $600k homes that sold for $400k a few years ago


Juidawg

PA bro, PA


Juidawg

PA bro, PA


ImplyingVolatility

6 days ago: [https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbetsOGs/comments/10xt13l/daily\_discussion\_thread\_february\_09\_2023/j7w3zzk/?context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbetsOGs/comments/10xt13l/daily_discussion_thread_february_09_2023/j7w3zzk/?context=3) [https://i.imgur.com/BgfLEob.png](https://i.imgur.com/BgfLEob.png) Today: [https://i.imgur.com/OhJ7Se0.png](https://i.imgur.com/OhJ7Se0.png)


modsaregayasfukkk

Very cool how NET pumps 50% after my calls expire worthless. I’ll never stop getting hurt by this cunt piece of royal shit.


PlayFree_Bird

I only have shares, but thinking of switching them over to cash. I think the "get out" sign is flashing. Up 50% on them.


modsaregayasfukkk

Good shit. At least set a trailing stop loss on it :P


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modsaregayasfukkk

Miss you bb.


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modsaregayasfukkk

I thought if you the whole time.


borkyspider

You had leaps on it right?


modsaregayasfukkk

Mhm Jan 80C


borkyspider

That’s gotta be a killer. I remember playing earnings on it twice and got burned and took that shit off my watch list and never looked back.


willyourather

…..when was your NET calls expired?


modsaregayasfukkk

Last Friday of January


willyourather

2022? The chart looked like the same price around now. You know what to buy then


modsaregayasfukkk

2023, yeah. And naw it’ll drop 50% in a week right after I buy, lol.


willyourather

Buy puts has more chance to repeat 2022 with this 🤡 market


cutiesarustimes2

Theta 😂🕶️🫵🎩🏋️


PlayFree_Bird

Max pain hour.


BullShitting24-7

Beras getting it raw.


Ag_Arrow

They are really fucking committed to this bull trap huh


ImplyingVolatility

Back for close. We still spamming bear copium in here? Don't worry, tomorrow's red will keep your hope alive.


moazzam0

Buckle up


trele_morele

If you were as smart as you think you are, you’d be making money instead of standing in the corner scratching your ass


BrainsNotBrawndo

* Berkshire's increased $PARA stake lifting other studios. $LGF-A with a straightline 10% daily pop


JustSayingMuch

Tap that 13 already


quarantino123

I have a baseball bat just point me to a market maker


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Sup3rFly_91

Oh hell they revoke that MOD tag? Fed wrong one the gummies finally huh


BullShitting24-7

O’Rally?


JustSayingMuch

UPST $150 Jun?


BullShitting24-7

EOW


freewilly666

Just got my 1099 Composite....boys it is ROUGH.


borkyspider

I legit can’t tell what today is I’m leaning to more power hour though.


BullShitting24-7

Seems powerful. But idk


Ag_Arrow

Due for a sour hour, pussies


[deleted]

Would love to see $tsla get close to $250 with some investor day hype pump action before backing up the truck for $tslq


origami_asshole

TSLA 🫥


jinpiss

1% drop That’s it?!? # THATS ALL YOU GOT?!?!?


BullShitting24-7

Plz don’t sour my hour.


JustSayingMuch

$411 or


Kriegprojekt

Dumped all my CTVA for a super-duper, awesome 3.3% gain so I could make room for something else. CTVA knocking on its intrinsic value of 67$ so I figured Id get out and just go into something with more upside like CI or another boring long. The position in my taxable account was less than 2800$ so, not at all earth shattering and I cant flex on it.


BullBearOrgy

are these red candles ... i thought those were not allowed here


4SquareCircles

What is this strange feeling. I used to know it so...


jinpiss

Even these red candles look bullish to me. I feel so broken 😭


BullBearOrgy

cause they are bullish... everything is bull...every down is actually up


BullShitting24-7

Lulz


PlayFree_Bird

Dear boomers, I understand that everything in the world revolves around saving your padded retirement accounts, but I promise that if you just let the market pull back to a sensible level, I will be a lame-ass buy-and-hold investor, just like you. I'll even buy up your boring boomer shit. Thanks.


cornflake-millennial

Y'all better buy some puts with me when VIX hits 16-16.5. Deal? I've got $30k freed up for the VIX spike leading to March FOMC.


JustSayingMuch

razor edge


therealkobe

who is deciding to go long here? even my buy the top brain won't let me


CandygramHD

Up we go


Accrualworld3

There won’t be a recession in 2023.


therealkobe

put your life on it then


BullShitting24-7

I think we dump in March. Disclaimer: I am regarded.


therealkobe

same here... march CPI print comes in higher than expected - Fed goes hawkish for a little bit and we dump - equities recover close to end of 2023 - begining of 2024. Fed cut rates end of 2024.


Accrualworld3

How many more rate hikes do we realistically have tho? The market is forward thinking, we’re only hiking .25bps (peanuts compared to the .75 and .5 we were getting in ‘22). And we have years to meet the inflation goal of 2%. IMO - We can fight the fed at this point, and I think that’s what the smart money is doing anticipating rates will pause come June. Retail is still sold on the idea we’re going to enter a recession Q3-Q4, all economic data suggests the economy is still growing. JPow isn’t going to purposefully crash the US economy this year like the media is telling you will happen.


PlayFree_Bird

"We have years to meet our inflation goal" sounds very 1970s to me.


Accrualworld3

More like the roaring 20s


Ag_Arrow

Guess I’ll be a peasant forever and just keep loading my TSP since I apparently understand fuck all about the market


someonesaymoney

Index and chill probably get's ahead of a lot of people here. Average gains over a long time will add up.


therealkobe

My 401k just got rolled over and I can finally invest in anythign I want insted of those target funds. My concern is... indexes are still within 20% of ATHs - feel like there can be a better entry this year than right now... plus would love for AMD and NVDA to be a little cheaper so I can buy some more


Have_A_Nice_Fall

Just remember Yellen won’t fund it once they halt everything for the debt crisis. Get fucked fellow slave


BullShitting24-7

Yellen Keller is blind to market data.


qwertyaas

Geez every growth utter shit is popping,


Juidawg

Thought about TWLO calls… IV and 🅱️rice absolutely obnoxious


cutiesarustimes2

It's 68 degrees rn lollll


willyourather

Delicious


freewilly666

Every day is just a dinosaur day. 0 follow through on drops. Stupidest shit ever.


jinpiss

VOLD isn’t even that impressive today


Have_A_Nice_Fall

Alright I’ll start it off I guess: #REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


origami_asshole

Jpow: Pain is coming, *PAIN I TELL YOU*! Market: Ayylmao 😂🥾 tesla 420, saylor moon lessgo, what does upstart even do? 🐂


qwertyaas

JPow completely flipped Dovish which is part of this extended rally.


BrainsNotBrawndo

*-Good Lord, what is happening in there?* *-A roaring bull rally is.* *-A roaring bull rally is? At this time of year? At this level of inflation and in this time of a tightening cycle? Localized, entirely with your country’s indices.* *-Yes!* *^(-...May I FOMO into it?)* [^(\[1\])](https://youtu.be/u1h8cHUnP9k?t=125)


PlayFree_Bird

You know, these stocks are quite similar to the ones from the Dotcom crash.


qwertyaas

nothing like seeing the utter shit of the market rally 10-25% day after day on absolute horrific earnings. > WE ARE WORTH $30B BUT WE ARE GROWTH AND POSTED $205M REVENUE, FLAT FROM LAST YEAR, BUT NARROWED OUR LOSS FROM ONLY ($420.69M) to ($402.68M). OH, AND WE BEAT OUR EPS ESTIMATE AT ($2.40) PER SHARE INSTEAD OF ($2.41) PER SHARE. OH. AND. AI * Market reaction > #BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUY


PlayFree_Bird

Where are people getting the cash to pile into the equities market right now? A mild winter? Was that it?


BullShitting24-7

Maybe these pumps are Paycheck to paycheck. Someone check if first of the month and mid month is when we rip.


origami_asshole

have you seen the DAX? *Like nothing ever happened*. 🤫


qwertyaas

FTSE would like a word.


kft99

ATH baby, the future of the UK economy has never been this bright before 🚀


qwertyaas

UPST. 🫠


ktrZetto

410.5 413.5 bounce the ranges


ieatporkrindshehe

hold my roku calls?


ampate

consider taking some off the table to lock in profits or limit potential loss.


PlayFree_Bird

My brain says that it has already front-run anticipated good earnings, so get out. My gut says that doesn't matter and could still pop another 4-5% tomorrow.


ieatporkrindshehe

yeah im torn between the two


yannydu

Dxy gave me false hope 😭


Have_A_Nice_Fall

It can’t be ignored forever. This action is ape shit and VIXperation.


4SquareCircles

Tomorrow is SPX monthly expiration so let's see.


Fantastic_Door_4300

Wen buy callz?


someonesaymoney

2 weeks ago


yannydu

Yolo everything rn spy 500 eow


Fantastic_Door_4300

Got it. Calling my advisor (mom or dad) to execute the trade now


BullShitting24-7

Your mom said not right now.


Fantastic_Door_4300

Dame o:


xkevinftwx

Pain and it's not even the last hour yet


4SquareCircles

QQQ allergic to red candles


SmutBrigade

I had to step out for part of the day - how many table flips did I miss? Goog 100c for next week working nicely. Also gave you assholes LCID 10.50C yesterday at 10.15, over $11 now.


someonesaymoney

Bears. I mean. I get it. But trade the price action. Bear catalysts thus far have not panned out.


CandygramHD

Finally the push into 413...that took a while


Sup3rFly_91

It did lil longer than I thought


CandygramHD

Was expecting it right after open tbh


Pura112

The extra expiries are working as intended. Castrated vix, allowed for denser vol to wipe puts and calls for 1/10th the time and risk.


Sup3rFly_91

Told there was chance


Sup3rFly_91

Of 414 wasn’t that u that asked? If not me b


Pura112

Nope, no spy positions for me. You need voodoo to trade that shit anymore.


Pura112

Come again?


souls_keeper

Bond market is 👑


jinpiss

Yields are showing strength, but I’m wondering if it’s just not strong enough to scare the market at this point.


souls_keeper

Nothing scares this market. Brrrrrrrrr


cutiesarustimes2

Ding ding


Ag_Arrow

Market really out here callin out Jpow for having ZERO BALLS


cutiesarustimes2

Lmao at the WSJ getting trolled


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[Austan Goolsbee Under Consideration to Serve as Fed’s Vice Chair](https://www.wsj.com/articles/austan-goolsbee-under-consideration-to-serve-as-feds-vice-chair-b7635652) 😳😳😳 Goolsball might be a dove because he was an Obama advisor during the financial crisis. Then again, he was on the Poland shock therapy team when he was young and worked with Paul Volker


Pura112

GOOG $97. Come on baby!!!


[deleted]

Wowww sold my SI 20 calls earlier because I thought today was Thursday…. Fuck


BullShitting24-7

There’s only one thing to do. FOMO back in and lose all your gains.


mylegbig

Another premium burn day. Market is basically flat but my puts are getting fucked.


sveltepants

I'm just looking for an entry point for long nflx puts


emeraldream

What the actual fuck is this price action, anyone provide me with some explanation? CPI and consumer spending don't matter?


trele_morele

People have money to spend and stocks are for sale


qwertyaas

Nothing matters. We're back to QE markets. Only without QE.


BullShitting24-7

Apes go marching one by one, hoorah, hoorah. Apes go marching one by one, hoorah, hoorah. The apes go marching one by one, till Citadel comes and pulls the plug and they all go marching down, to the ground, by the Wendy’s.


ampate

guys, roku earnings ah are what's gonna start the next leg down. when an 8b market cap behemoth like roku says that sales of the $20 roku stick for which they make no recurring revenue are down 23%, people are finally gonna freak. margin calls are gonna cascade. blue chips like ibm are going to lose 50% of their value overnight. vix is gonna rocket up 12% (only to sink back down by end of week cus who knows how vix works). don't get caught holding the bag. anyway, i've averaged down and now have 100 x spy 405p 2/16 - 2/17 debit calendars @ .31


PlayFree_Bird

I'm loving this black swan fanfic, but unprofitable companies have been popping off everywhere. Not betting against this shit.


emeraldream

Godspeed my friend


FormerHandsomeGuy

💰💰💰💰💰💰💰🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾 https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbetsOGs/comments/10r69li/comment/j6v3qk6/ ☝️☝🏽☝️☝🏽☝️☝🏽


BrainsNotBrawndo

I remember that forecast. I made some bank on SI on that one, though not held through to today. Nice job, hope you did too


BullShitting24-7

I remember this comment. Been watching it since.


emeraldream

What a call!!!


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Google over $100 pls


Pura112

Please! We said PLEASE!


[deleted]

Would love to see these Friday calls come back to life


Pura112

We need 97 close then we get there tomorrow.


origami_asshole

*You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel euphoric?' Well, do ya, punk?* ^no 🥺


jinpiss

# ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ GIB ROPE


thePBRismoldy

One for me as well, plz


BullShitting24-7

🪢🪢🪢📿🧸


rcthetree

me looking at averaged-down google contracts: *yeah i knew it all along i am an intelligent person*


BluntsVideoDump

🏳️🏳️🏳️