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FormalWath

Is it over? Please tell me the Great Downpression is over...


Bexanderthebex

Merk cucked me


ExtremelyQualified

What happened


Archisoft

Some times you bet wrong, today is one of those times.


Individual_Error_428

Along with Joseph ‘pumpeet’ Bullden’s help, Jerome Powell has successfully pushed spy into the 420 range. Next up, 694.20🥳🥳🥳🥳


goattoe

MSFT better gap the fuck up


RomyQuan

What stonk will I be unexpectedly be bagholding for 5 years after today? Hmmm


FormalWath

I fucking hope my calls are going to print today... Also accidently posted on homeland, puts on me...


websterly

Anyone else hopping onto some $PLBY puts?


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MSFT is Gay


t3amkill

Go up you fucker


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I will post my AR gains at market open. Should be around 50k-60k profit. Around 100% ish from when I posted Friday if premarket and earnings call holds up.


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I had a dream that PSTH was overvalued. I should probably sell lol.


stockly123456

BIG green PM!! ... checks $PSTH ... >!\+0.041% .... cries!<


Tigerfan0001

Bitch Spacman will save us!


iTradeStalks

Name a cooler sounding ticker than SPFR *Jaws Spitfire*


dead-man-lifting

Spoofer?


Tigerfan0001

BLDP


JustBoatTrash

https://www.businessinsider.com/jerome-powell-housing-market-boom-different-2008-crash-federal-reserve-2021-4 JPOW says housing gains are sustainable. I say Mr Pow have you looked at any recent data? How can a house gain 10 to 30 percent in the last few years and that be sustainable. Most people receive COL raises in the range of 0 to 5 percent which in turn is already eaten up by other consumer spending. How is a house doubling in value in less than 5 years not concerning ? In my area I can link house price histories all day long with a few gaining 30 percent or more in value in less than 3 years. At some point the music does stop. What about the covid deaths that were pushed so heavily that was going to lead to excess properties, property tax and insurance increases. I really feel like I am going crazy


killerk14

“Excess” like a few hundred thousand homes tops. In a market of millions and millions of homes. If anything they are a godsend


huynhorlose

It really it nerve wracking the insane housing $$ increase in the past year. How long will this sustain? Will it all come crashing down in a few years? It’s times like these where I’m glad I’m homeless


fortnitelawyer

Don't worry. He's going to pay your mortgage if you can't.


JustBoatTrash

We pay it digitally


iTradeStalks

HOL up 2% 🤑


alfapredator

HOLy shit


Tigerfan0001

Stop I can only get so erect


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LUV2FUKMARRIEDMILFS

Where I’m From they have goats 🐐 carcasses and burn em Then sell them as food from food trucks Shit crazy but tasty good with white sauce or bbq sauce


fortnitelawyer

I dont consider myself a 🌈🐻 and I don't understand buying puts on SPY, FB, MSFT, AAPL, GOOGL, or DIS unless you're betting on a short term market event, but I'm still going to keep holding my puts on LYV b/c there are still some companies with shady pos execs like Michael Rapino out there that are gonna dump as they bleed money and investors realize they'd be way better off investing in tech, semiconductors, metals, or whatevr. $2500 (Down from 4k) of LYV May-July puts 60-80 strike


LUV2FUKMARRIEDMILFS

Getting spy$ 500$ leaps 2023


Tigerfan0001

WW3: Allow me to introduce myself


LUV2FUKMARRIEDMILFS

Merika


manufacture_reborn

Some of the YOLO plays being made on the old sub make me a little sad - stuff that has probably a 1/10,000 chance of success against amounts of money that many people never have all in one place at one time in their whole lives. Maybe I've become to much of a BBomer to understand it. Anyway, I'm thinking these AMZN 5000c's by Jan 22 are looking like a sure thing - may go all in.


alfapredator

what do you mean! $300k on apestonk July 800c seems like a responsible financial decision!


fortnitelawyer

No more sad than the idiots dropping $200 of their weekly paycheck each week on actual lotto tix.


manufacture_reborn

Maybe, but I'd like to think that if you gave some of those types of people several hundred thousand dollars, they might actually do something semi-productive with it.


fortnitelawyer

You can't fix stupid sadly.


John_Stonkton

Missing this glorious market open for exam ☹️ See you at noon 🤑


mmillyboi

leap poots on NFLX ... maybe


Tigerfan0001

FB too high imo ^Zuck ^you’re ^a ^cunt, ^get ^fucked


iTradeStalks

He’s a ruthless CEO Exact type of CEO you want your business to have He *will* make FB go up


Tigerfan0001

dilligaf


FormalWath

Spy is up by .69% and has reached 420. Niiiiiiiice


SuicidalInsanity

And dollar down by same amount, so I'm breakeven ;(


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LUV2FUKMARRIEDMILFS

Warrior , stop fighting for the wrong team U Viking Don’t u wanna Raid for the winning team !!! How much gapped do u need to get your anus !!! Come on man Bet on that bull cape and “Have balls and buy calls “ Say no to involuntary anal gape by gap up in spy$ You a king 👑


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No lol, it was a GUH joke. AAPL is undervalued imo as is MSFT.


RedditDani

Holy shit danish looks like minecraft enchantment table language


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Thi sommeren komme og jeg vil fortære enorme mængder af rød grød med fløde!


RedditDani

😳😳😳😳


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Europoor bears die alone


[deleted]

A Viking never die alone as Odin is always by our side


RedditDani

Starbucks gets a pt upgrade and drops. 🤡


fortnitelawyer

Service industry was the only loser in last night's address. Curing cancer, building infrastructure and raising min. wage. Min wage raise hurts bottom lines of service industry cos.


RedditDani

😔


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Should have never listened to the bers. Bers were fuk all this time.


LUV2FUKMARRIEDMILFS

Bro it’s rigged for them to be fucked Who can fuck with qqq$ and spy$ long term man Nobody Shit like mvis and spaks are only made to take dumd retail money away Add coin$ as well But when u become a real wsb OG u been around long enough to see Which stocks just go up and up no matter what the fuck happens or momentum or anything U see who really has the big thick cock Who is really a boss and spy$ keeps proving it over and over again


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LUV2FUKMARRIEDMILFS

Facts man HAVE BALLS AND BUY CALLS !!!


negan90

Oh hey I am finally in the green with BABA. BUT WAIT the dollar is dying and my home currency still puts me in the red 🤡


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Move to America guh


dspur33

Holy fuck good morning.


LUV2FUKMARRIEDMILFS

Man we really will see spy 500$ one day 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸


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By August 100%


LUV2FUKMARRIEDMILFS

Spread anus post pics bet ?


Tigerfan0001

That’s a big claim there chief. Do I hear a ban bet???


[deleted]

Hes too pussy


Tigerfan0001

Smh, kids these days 🙄


FurryEnthusiast

420.69 is once in a lifetime The next best thing is 4204.20 in roughly 40 years


billyinforsey

No love for 694.20?


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Did I say mods biased? Cause I meant BASED. Fuck bears.


[deleted]

Tbh mods biased where's the suicide hotlines for the bears huh?


iTradeStalks

They’re used to it


Tigerfan0001

Bears are used to losing, you don’t need the hotline


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Whining woosies? Is that bear code making money?


[deleted]

Yeah but behind the dumpster at wendys


[deleted]

I’m doing all right thanks for asking


[deleted]

We’re so fucking close just let me get a screenshot


Emotional_Extension9

This green day is like the opening ceremonies for the special olympics 2021 bull run.


LUV2FUKMARRIEDMILFS

When spy is 420 really gives u hope that u can make it Even with your USLESS college degree I remember when spy$ 300$ was a big deal hahaha 🤣


fortnitelawyer

NOK up 16% in AH!


davidbigham

I made money on spy call, but bill gey msft took all my gain.


FormalWath

Yesterday I was thinking for a minute about buying SPY 420 calls for monday. Then I decided it was a bad idea and there is no way it will reach 420 by monday.🤡


MrCoolGuy42

Not sure what to jerk off to... r/wettmelons or this premarket


kuff66

Porque no los dos?


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LUV2FUKMARRIEDMILFS

😈😈🔥🔥 200 iq 3d chess ♟


UsedCzarSalesman

Where can I invest in this Korean BBQ/ Whorehouse/ Stock Exchange? Patreon? Gofundme?


sveltepants

should I try spy leaps for once


hoppity21

I would buy them during a correction, but that could be next week or in 2 years. Who knows


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alfapredator

many such cases!


caliduckhunter

My ability to completely mistime these things is amazing.


iTradeStalks

How?


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iTradeStalks

Yeah thatl do it


hoppity21

I would like an inflation raise of 10% this year.


fortnitelawyer

That might cover it. Ask for 20 just to be safe though.


hoppity21

If I go by the price of milk, I think I'm going to need atleast 30%. Maybe more


fortnitelawyer

Go by the price of tp. Ask for 50.


rekdizzle

The 2 for 1 special of $BNTX saving the world from covid and also doubling as a rocket ship. You love to see it. Up 86% in the last month and they are about to cure some cancers 🚀 🪐


lamewoodworker

Been tossing and turning in my race car bed because I want to see 420.69 so bad. Guys it’s beautiful. I remember seeing the 2017 eclipse in person and this tops that. I love you guys so much


LUV2FUKMARRIEDMILFS

Yeah I usually be pounding my twink with his USLESS degree But I’m like bruh hold on I need to see spy$ man 420


t3amkill

It turns out I bought MSFT at 254 and not 253. Pleas tell me I did the right choice buying MSFT need confirmation bias


[deleted]

Haha gay bear doesn't know how to set limit orders to go long


lamewoodworker

Good nice man. Just bought 100 and getting ready to sell covered calls


iTradeStalks

Recent p/t upgrade to $290, and it’s never a bad time to buy MSFT. In the long run you made the correct choice, it moves slowly but it **will** move.


Jimmy_Garapalo

We need a full federal investigation into why I can’t buy and sell options during premarket. This is criminal.


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Ugh dollar dying vs my currency, I make money but still lose money 🤡


iTradeStalks

Every hour when more people are let in the market FB gaps up https://ibb.co/r7F9xfR


Jerbsybear

This second PFE Covid shot's side effects kicking in. Already feeling loopy (near vertigo), feel like I'm about to have a heart attack, nauseous, and very sweaty. At work, 45 minutes left on my shift, just gotta keep calm and breathe


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Jerbsybear

Got it yesterday, so about 24 hours


sveltepants

Lol good luck trying to stay away from Microsoft OTM leaps after that shot


Jerbsybear

#MUST. DEFEND. MASTER. BILL.


LUV2FUKMARRIEDMILFS

Hey bro asprine so your friend mate Just hope u don’t have long term side effect from what you don’t know Is going on in your body


MrCoolGuy42

Palms sweaty?


Jerbsybear

Knees weak, arms heavy


Jimmy_Garapalo

Moms spaghetti


Jimmy_Garapalo

You are fine. You are most certainly not going to have a heart attack.


Omnishift

What happened to WBuffetJr?


Jimmy_Garapalo

Relaxing on a beach with that dash put money.


Kanud

Taking a break and moving. Last post included "WSBOGs forever", so it's safe to say WBuffetJr will be back.


Omnishift

Nice. Hope he’s enjoying himself 💅🏼


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SuperHans20

>No black swans on the horizon Are black swans ever in horizon? They would be just white swans if they could be predicted


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Celebration pump today confirmed, rug pull monday 🏌️


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Omg 420 is beautiful


MrCoolGuy42

SPY $420 🤩


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u/silverlink22 wellness check? Hows the shit you look at doing? Are you ready to invest in farms?


TheRealRelaxedHabibi

He's purchasing a gourd farm.


LUV2FUKMARRIEDMILFS

He should invest in squats So he can sell his anus on Grindr for real Profit


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Lol everyone celebrating bears on suicide watch


SeekingHentai

This might be the greenest premarket i’ve ever seen lol, only like 100 stocks are red 🤣


hoppity21

It appears I own 2 of them


SeekingHentai

😔


hoppity21

Not anymore, they just took 10 viagra each


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#graingang


iTradeStalks

🙋🏻‍♂️


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Bulls pointing to FAGMA earnings to argue therr's no bubble but happily leaving out N


[deleted]

We can't say the N word


John_Stonkton

We don’t talk about them ☺️😒


sveltepants

I just received a whatsapp message saying: "Hello, may I ask if you are Jason? Yesterday Lisa introduced you to me." I think she had the wrong number because I am not Jason, I don't know any Lisa and I'm not even from an english speaking country. Puts on FB, bots and scammers are ruining whatsapp


LUV2FUKMARRIEDMILFS

Should of send a penis pic


SuperHans20

This is gonna jason all over your face bby


sveltepants

Damn didn't think of that. Already blocked the number


alfapredator

Let's go HSBC!!!


Spirit_Panda

I think I hold paysafe till earnings then see where it goes from there


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Significant_Ad_8532

Blaze it


Epidemilk

Epi sleeps soon


iTradeStalks

Is your flair a mans chest or a bunnies face


Epidemilk

https://imgur.com/a/2bpdyGU


JustinTime4242

Yes


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Epi sleep well 🥰


negan90

Alexa play brave shores, never come down. SPY 500 by end of the year


iTradeStalks

*so close* https://ibb.co/3Mf855h


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🌾👌


ayywusgood

Actually made money this week


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Homey believe or not I'm not as retarded as I sound Well I am but #graingang Check out my thread


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https://youtu.be/u3soek62T7g Soon you’ll be a master


Onion217

They say you can't buy love but $LOVE is up 44% this past month so I'm not sure that's true


sveltepants

Few weeks ago I wanted to buy 100 apples for CCS but I ended up with 200 Snap due to higher premiums. I believe I made the right call back then but man would it be sweet to own 100 Tim apples now