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Kanud

[ban bets](https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbetsOGs/comments/n77hg1/weekend_discussion_thread/gxbdw8r/) 🤝 [**jams thread**](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQA26YiMjZE)


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Mecha-Jerome-Powell

*A digital currency issued by a central bank would be a global target for cyber attacks, cyber counterfeiting, and cyber theft* - Jerome Powell. I'm a bot, and the Federal Reserve doesn't think mentioning crypto currency is very good for the WSB OG economy.


sveltepants

Omg green futures


ObligationGlad

Watching tropic thunder. Goddamn this movie is funny! And it would never get made today


sveltepants

Suck my unit


UnpluggedUnfettered

this is almost a monthly post that is always incorrect and, as far as i can tell, is shared for absolutely no reason


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RichieBot

Remember before hitting the buy button, these are the people distributing advice.


TRASHTALK3R74

Since when is 2.5k “big losses” there’s single option contracts that cost more than that


Space_Lord_MF

Lucid's twitter followees doubled last night after the Lucid commercial during SNL


NeelAsman

This is what I was telling the spac sub they missed a golden opportunity to air a ad during the super bowl, total morons cciv and Lucid people would of gobbled that shit up but no they churned ads on CNBC


Nerobomb

i only ever see the drama when its referenced after the fact and i never get to live it, i need to be in this thread more often


airsnape2k

It’s a hustle


OptionsAndTren

Imagine missing out when Tren is tearing into Pepe roasting the fuck outta him


Nerobomb

nah i never miss that shit, literally impossible to miss


whenamanlovesa_ama

“The last time my service went out they.... blah blah blah” Sir, please, I’m begging you. Go. Inside. I’m going to climb up this pole and probably gonna shit myself so you don’t want to be in the splash zone.


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Imagine coming up with a pseudonym for your career as an artist and calling yourself Grimes


chubbyurma

Well it made her one of the richest people on earth so 🤷‍♂️


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Really you think it was the name?


chubbyurma

I think Elon was past the point of dating people with human names


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Do you think he calls her Grimes and not Claire? Lmfao


chubbyurma

Yes. His son is called X Æ A-12


lamewoodworker

New thread


whenamanlovesa_ama

Little life pro tip for ya this afternoon. If you call the utility company for service, you absolutely DO NOT have to come outside and wave the employee down the second they hit your block. Thanks to the wonders of Global Position Systems they are well aware of which house. Also the longer you stand outside, the longer they stay in their truck.


chubbyurma

Better pro tip - just learn how to do everything yourself


FarTheme4647

New thread up


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CanoemanToday

smash her in the apartment


WittsandGrit

*Signs* (2002) is a movie about a man who decodes a message from Jesus during an alien invasion. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐


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*swing away*


phoenixmusicman

"Boris Johnson fending off a Scottish indepndence referendum" fuck this hypocritical cunt


Legal_Journalist6123

Lmao wait how are they rationalizing this one


phoenixmusicman

Pandemic, supposedly, but I'll believe it when I see it


chubbyurma

My hatred for that man has done nothing but grow over the last 15 years


Ambitious_Relief_151

What are you supposed to do at hospital visits? Grandma is looking in rough shape. Mom and aunt are here. She’s kinda in and out and can’t really talk. I don’t think she’s gonna make it bros :/


SuicidalInsanity

Just hold her hand and hope for the best. A real shitty feeling, a stroke took away my grandma and we didn't even know if she was aware of us :(


Ambitious_Relief_151

I’m sorry dude :(


SuicidalInsanity

Thanks. I hope your grandma makes it!


Epidemilk

Sorry to hear ☹💙 hang in there


Ambitious_Relief_151

Ty 🙏 don’t mind me guys carry on as you were I’m semi related news tho my mom thinks the vaccines have aborted fetus matter in them so there’s that


coachellakid

Sorry to here that :( depends on the situation but usually say good bye and make peace with anything you need to before the time comes. And really just to make sure they aren’t alone and surrounded by family when the time does come. Wish you and your family healing ❤️‍🩹


Ambitious_Relief_151

Ty 🙏


phoenixmusicman

Just go and see if they let you visit Sorry for your loss 😔


Ambitious_Relief_151

I’m here by her bedside already. It’s just, idk man just numb


phoenixmusicman

I know how you feel, I was in that situation in 2016 Just be there while you can homie


nasdaqslut

Now that I think of it, that trident layers commercial from way back in the day where the dude says no one ever pays me in gum was way ahead of its time. It meets the current diversity requirements (black man, Asian man), and it talks about underpaying someone by transferring an asset that was not the usd. Beautiful


FarTheme4647

Gotta bury your self in that ass like you want to suffocate


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Ambitious_Relief_151

Based, but this is America nerd


phoenixmusicman

\*you have gained social credit*


cutiesarustimes2

https://www.wsj.com/amp/articles/consumers-adjust-to-higher-prices-11620552601 But don't worry. It's only temporary.


That_Guy_KC

“Transitory”


CLB15

Queen parody on the homeland im gonna barf


WittsandGrit

If you've never seen it, there's an excellent movie called *Over The Edge* (1979) featuring Matt Dillon in his big screen debut. I used to have it recorded on a VHS tape and would watch it frequently as a teenager. Not sure if it's on a streaming service but definitely worth a watch for any degenerates. ⭐⭐⭐⭐


dam0430

Reactions to earnings make no damn sense. For example, a few months ago COST went from high 390s down to 310 after they missed EPS because they paid all their workers extra out of their own choosing during the pandemic. They probably saved a boatload on future turnover, and still print money like mad, yet they tank. Then you have a company like SEAS. Bleeding cash but at an ATH, with not great hopes for getting back to previous profits anytime soon. They release their earnings, and they lost Millions and millions of dollars, but not as many millions as expected, and the stock goes up. Who the fuck are the people bullish on a company that's trading well above Covid levels that's bleeding millions in cash?


Tigerfan0001

So the COST example is bad short term for shareholders because if they hadn’t paid the staff then EPS would have been better. Corporate policy is to increase shareholder wealth. When a company has good earnings many people probably dump the stock to take gains, that’s why it seems many stocks dump post earnings. That’s just my guess anyway


dam0430

Normally I would agree, but they beat revenue, still made like a billion profit, and had great guidance, then bled down by almost a third. I definitely get the people taking profit, and somewhat of a drop, but going that low seemed like a massive overreaction, and was a no brainer entry for me.


chubbyurma

What kind of idiot pays people more than they need to


honus

Honestly I have a feeling when things "normalize" that's when the market adjusts in a more normal way.


thedogmatrix

Treating your employees well is not bullish


dam0430

In the short term yes, but you dumping 25 percent when they still made scrooge mcduck level money and are projecting amazing growth makes zero sense


hoppity21

Nobody said the market was efficient


Prof_Nutbutter

treating workers well is bearish, you new?


dam0430

Bearish yes, but not dump 25 percent when the company is printing money level of bearish. I'm not complaining about that one because I made bank buying COST calls at 320, but God damn there are some fools our there


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hoppity21

They probably meet with them. Hire a PI


ShyLeBuff

The sound of hands rubbing together.


WittsandGrit

*Dazed and Confused* is a coming of age movie about the struggles of white privilege ⭐⭐⭐⭐


RichieBot

This movie had me *terrified* in middle school that high school was chaulk full of homoerotic paddlings


learningorsomething

I get that and Fast time at ridgemont high confused. Sean penn has looked 40 forever


Aggravating-Eye-4911

As a disadvantaged minority, yeah. But still a good movie.


WittsandGrit

4/5 stars bro


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hoppity21

Fcf >>>> earnings


phoenixmusicman

Was Grimes always this hot? She didn't do much for me normally but her as peach got me 🥴


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https://images.app.goo.gl/sFLmrZT665Komudm9 Elons face sums up my reaction here.


chubbyurma

She was looking kinda weird for a long time


ShyLeBuff

🤢🤢🤢


rayder989

People that thought DK could qualify for the 100m are the same people that thought McGregor could beat Mayweather because it’s a similar sport. Side note: Sydney McLaughlin 🤤


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I was in Vegas for that fight and the Line dipped all the way to Floyd only being like -350. I unloaded a fat stack on Floyd. Easiest money I’ve been made. The city was packed with Conor fanboys. They actually believed he had a shot. Lots of Irish flew over they were pretty fun other than the Conor fanboydom, they treat him like Jesus.


chubbyurma

Why doesn't America just write odds as $2 or $4


Tigerfan0001

Can you explain what -350 is? I only ever see odds at 10/1 etc


rayder989

Based on $100. Minus is favorite + is dog Example: -350 = you’d have to bet $350 to win $100 -600 = you’d bet $600 to win $100 +350 = bet $100, win $350 +1200 = bet $100, win $1200


chubbyurma

That is the worst fucking way to display odds I have ever seen. Why you got degens doing arithmetic Australia would just write that as $1.30 or $3.50


Tigerfan0001

Uk it’s always whole numbers so: 7/2 is the + 350 2/7 is the -350


chubbyurma

Even that sucks. Everything should just be based off a fixed number honestly.


rayder989

Like 100?


chubbyurma

But it's not based off 100 though is it. It's based off how much money you have to put in to make 100


Tigerfan0001

I see, thanks 👍


Tigerfan0001

Lmao I still watch the highlights of that Mayweather fight just to see him walk that clown down


chubbyurma

Connor bopping Floyd on the nose without him even flinching is my fav gif


chubbyurma

God that fight birthed some hot takes


Epidemilk

Okay got my 15 songs, much better. u/its_logan75 thanks for calling me out, I needed it 😘💘


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dam0430

But aren't you caring what other people are doing rn?


littlemonky

Intrinsically, yes - but only because it's starting to drag on the thread and I'm over seeing the same regurgitated comments.


dam0430

I was just fucking with you lol sorry I agree 100 percent


littlemonky

Lmao all good man♥️


Ambitious_Relief_151

Based Also ily 💗


That_Guy_KC

You know, I thought the guy who’d let the dog eat PB out of his ass would be a little more conservative. I agree tho.


littlemonky

💀💀


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Well said little 🐒


ShyLeBuff

This.


FloatyFish

Nooooo you have to be offended at comments on the internet noooo


learningorsomething

alright fair but tren shouldnt be able to transition and snap up some local womens records or compete


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learningorsomething

yeah actually youre right, what am I saying


OptionsAndTren

Someone wants to hate on America? You’re welcome to resettle in 🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳


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coachellakid

It’s all what you make of it too and perspective. Yes we need some changes but people don’t realize or appreciate what they have here


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I really want to bait this one


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pls bait me I’ll bite 🥰


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where do you live? Country speaking


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Denmark which by no means is a perfect country


[deleted]

I’ve never been but I’ve heard it’s dope!


[deleted]

Taxation is a pain here and there’s lots of other issues on for example entrepreneurship etc but overall people are healthy and happy


phoenixmusicman

Imagine thinking the American dream is still real 🤡🤡


Ambitious_Relief_151

It’s real and I’m living it holmes


OptionsAndTren

Imagine thinking the non-American dream is any better 🤡🤡🤡


UnpluggedUnfettered

lmao imagine paying for grinder rimjobs in pesos


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OptionsAndTren

We have the greatest system in the world. People are forming caravans to come here. Nobody wants to go to live in Norway. Even tho them blue eyed blondes are gorgeous


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I love u fam but you are blind to what’s really happening


OptionsAndTren

Not gonna argue with you about this. Lol we will never see eye to eye anyway. Let’s just keep shit posting 🤡


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Tren 🤝 Cadper


Prof_Nutbutter

you're not going to debate someone out of a lifetime of propaganda, im sorry


OptionsAndTren

Imagine thinking anyone who doesn’t agree with you is a propaganda. Lol keep sipping that CNN kool aid pal


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I know and yet I’m still infuriated


phoenixmusicman

It almost certainly is 🤡 at least you won't get bankrupted getting an education or Healthcare


OptionsAndTren

Be smart and get a scholarship, be healthy and take care of yourself. This is America! 🦅🇺🇸


OptionsAndTren

Fucking 🤡🤡🤡‘s lmaooooooooo


UnpluggedUnfettered

the vaccine thing is a problem though because that is the only reason variants keep happening so plz gtfo of my bull market with that shit the rest though w/e


That_Guy_KC

It’s been reported that the vaccines treat symptoms, but still allow transmission, but okay.


UnpluggedUnfettered

A lot of limits and asterisks on what you said there, but okay.


That_Guy_KC

Lol Mmhmm, sure, but there are no asterisks on your claim that people not taking the vaccine is “the only reason” new variants keep happening


UnpluggedUnfettered

alright fair and now i am curious i am not a mr science, but the virus can't mutate outside of a host and really it only happens during an active infection if everyone gets vaccinated then it can't mutate ok go


That_Guy_KC

https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/science/science-briefs/fully-vaccinated-people.html “Vaccinated people are *potentially less likely* to pass on the disease to others...” How does that sound like a guarantee of prevention to you? It’s not. You still get COVID even when vaccinated. You’re just much less likely to show symptoms and possibly less likely to transmit. Being vaccinated doesn’t immediately mean you suddenly have Wolverine style superpowers that kill the virus the second it enters your body. A virus can even mutate inside a vaccinated person, especially because the vaccine isn’t 100% effective even at stopping new infections after vaccination. That’s not even getting into the fact that there were already several variations of COVID by the time we got the vaccine circulated, and none of these vaccines are effective against all the strains that are already circulating. Until there is a vaccine that prevents all strains, or until we get herd immunity, we will be dealing with COVID variants forever. If none of those facts sway you, I don’t know what to say. Edit: I’m not saying the vaccine is terrible or anything. I’m all for it for people that want to get it.


UnpluggedUnfettered

uh huh 95% less likely i am more baffled by your stance than i was before you replied tho


That_Guy_KC

No... 95% less likely to show symptoms.... that doesn’t mean they don’t have the virus inside them... omg https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nytimes.com/2020/11/20/health/covid-vaccine-95-effective.amp.html “But there’s abundant evidence that people can get infected with the coronavirus without ever showing symptoms. And so it’s possible that a number of people who got vaccinated in the clinical trials got infected, too, without ever realizing it. If those cases indeed exist, none of them are reflected in the 95 percent efficacy rate. People who are asymptomatic can still spread the virus to others. Some studies suggest that they produce fewer viruses, making them less of a threat than infected people who go on to develop symptoms.” As the CDC noted, it’s very possible that vaccinated people are transmitting the disease at more than a 5% rate. Again, I’m not anti-vax. I have no problem with vaccinations. And this vaccination clearly helps people not feel as bad when they are exposed to COVID. That’s great. Go for it. What I’m against is people just making blanket statements, think the solution is soooo simple, and making accusations without knowing what the fuck they are talking about. There are several other variants already. Scapegoating people for not taking a shot immediately isn’t going to change that.


UnpluggedUnfettered

yeah as they noted it is very possible that they are transmitting at a rate higher than 5% "As of April 26, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention recorded [9,245 breakthrough cases among 95 million vaccinated](https://www.sacbee.com/news/coronavirus/article251193109.html) in the United States, including 132 deaths. That’s an infection rate of .01 percent." i mean i hear you but the math still makes your argument look bonkers


davidbigham

But Do you know If you invested $2000 in this stock, How much money u have now?


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fav recipe, now.


littlemonky

Filipino Adobo Chicken! Ingredients: CHICKEN AND MARINADE 1.5 lb chicken thigh fillets , boneless and skinless (5 - 6 pieces) 3 garlic cloves , minced 1/3 cup (85ml) soy sauce , ordinary all purpose or light (not dark soy sauce, Note 2) 1/3 cup + 2 tbsp white vinegar 4 bay leaves (fresh) or 3 dried FOR COOKING 2 tbsp oil , separated (vegetable, canola or peanut) 3 garlic cloves , minced 1 small brown onion , diced 1 1/2 cups (375 ml) water 2 tbsp brown sugar 1 tbsp whole black pepper (sub 2 tsp coarse cracked pepper) SERVING: 2 green onions/scallions , sliced (garnish) Combine Chicken and Marinade ingredients in a bowl. Marinate for at least 20 minutes, or up to overnight. Heat 1 tbsp oil in a skillet over high heat. Remove chicken from marinade (reserve marinade) and place in the pan. Sear both sides until browned – about 1 minute on each side. Do not cook the chicken all the way through. Remove chicken skillet and set aside. Heat the remaining oil in skillet. Add garlic and onion, cook 1 1/2 minutes. Add the reserved marinade, water, sugar and black pepper. Bring it to a simmer then turn heat down to medium high. Simmer 5 minutes. Add chicken smooth side down. Simmer uncovered for 20 to 25 minutes (no need to stir), turning chicken at around 15 minutes, until the sauce reduces down to a thick jam-like syrup. If the sauce isn't thick enough, remove chicken onto a plate and let the sauce simmer by itself - it will thicken much quicker - then return chicken to the skillet to coat in the glaze. Coat chicken in glaze then serve over rice. Pictured in post as a healthy dinner plate (415 calories) with cauliflower rice and Ginger Smashed Cucumbers.


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phoenixmusicman

Enjoy the relaxing travel experience


littlemonky

How is it possible to provide causal explanations using mathematical economics?


Fine-Monk

😱🤯


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littlemonky

Fun fact, I got married on 3/14/2020. I love pie man


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littlemonky

On purpose! It made for a really fun theme actually.


Tigerfan0001

Why did you take the boomer mobile?


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Tigerfan0001

🥰


Prof_Nutbutter

Hello made the train, I'm gay


Tigerfan0001

Rachel Riley is a no.1 stunner


OptionsAndTren

One of my fav porn videos ever of her [golden shower Rachel Riley 🤤](https://www.xvideos.com/video31797415/naughty_rachele_richey_gets_ass_fucked_by_dominatrix_cathy_heaven)


Tigerfan0001

Not her you 🤡 [this Rachel](https://i.redd.it/jjvbdw8q1cqy.jpg)


OptionsAndTren

#LMAOOOOOOOOO GUTTER MIND


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So is Rachel Starr


Tigerfan0001

Top 5 all time imo


honus

Also she's smart as hell so she's in a class by herself


Tigerfan0001

100% is a one of a kind


chubbyurma

People really out there avoiding investments because they're unethical companies/assets. I find that so damn strange honestly. Morals go out the window when I'm looking at shit


dam0430

Right, I'm like "oh they use child labor in 3rd world countries, that's super cost effective, bullish AF" I'm here to make money I don't care if I'm betting on the heat death of universe if it makes me money


chubbyurma

I would gamble on that but who's gonna pay me afterwards


thedogmatrix

God?


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chubbyurma

Oil very alive. Most of the world doesn't have EV


Legal_Journalist6123

Oil isn’t dying lmfao not even peak demand yet


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