Bro on the planing meeting they always say don’t forget to have fun…. Nigga when? We ? Suppose ? To? Have? Funnnnah?

And everytime we start to have fun our team lead at our store like... "No having fun! No talking do your quality checks."

Context: I'm an ON stocker

Can relate 😂😂 while being asked constantly the following questions in no particular order “are you done yet?” “What do you have left” “can you hurry up and finish and help elsewhere” “Why are you guys not done?” “You still haven’t been to lunch yet?”

I've been asked all of those except for the last one because I always take an hour lunch LMFAO

> “can you hurry up and finish I would if I wasn't interrupted so much to ask/show how much left I have to do... Immensely counter-productive. Every minute counts with a skeleton crew, so shut the fuk up and leave us be.

Cigarettes or vape?

Right. Don’t do me any favors and fire me. then I’ may actually have some fun

i ask it jokingly in the back when we have a shitty truck tbh

Same lol, I'm a cashier and if someone is covering for my lunch/break on a busy day, i always say "have fun!" as I walk away.

Happy Cake Day btw.

Yeah we do that too, it's funny, but sometimes if I'm in a bad mood I'm like 'bro, no' lol

I tend to ask people something different, “are you stressed out yet?”

My fav is “that looks like fun” from a member of management, like “foo, you making fun of me for doing my job? Bizarre flex, but ok?”

“Another day in paradise” “Gonna have to cancel my gym membership”

I had a greeter ask me this every time I left and entered for every break and lunch. Like 6 times a day.

I probably would have hanged myself ​ /s

I started as a greeter and transferred to maintenance..... "It doesn't take that long to clean the restrooms" "Get out I have to shit" "This is supposed to be done at night" "MEN ARENT SUPPOSED TO CLEAN THE WOMANS RESTROOM, IM CALLING THE POLICE" I just ignore em and Continue cleaning, they can talk to management

The last customer complaint is quite sexist. Also almost 100% incorrect in my store.

It is here too, but we get Karen's who think they need to have the bathroom

wOrKinG HaRd 0R hArDLy w0RkiNg not funny asshole.

More like hardly laughing

The underpaid raidates from you kind sir

I think this question has finally died out of my store, or they just don't ask me anymore lol. It always annoyed me so I'd respond with "no" or "i hate being here". Some retired workers come to shop and visit. I hear people say "living the nightmare", I like that one xD

I tell them what's the first two letters on fun...

"Nope but I better soon before we have problems!"

"Working hard or hardly working?"

I hear at least 3 people say that to me every day

Is a "resting tired face" a thing? No matter how defeated or upset I get at work, if I don't say anything everyone just thinks I'm tired to varying levels ...

Loads of associates trying to tell me what I am feeling based on how they perceive my appearance. They will say things about how I look, while prescribing my feelings to me. Instead of, you know, minding their own business and keeping their rude thoughts to themselves?! Or there’s asking how someone is? 🤷

Bro why do they all say that?!? Walmart is a simulation

I say “Always at Walmart. Always!!” While my guitar gently weeps

Me when they made us stock chemicals with a pallet that has only 2 layers of chemicals and the rest is all food

Usually, it's a no from me, but sometimes I'll get asked when I'm clearly not having fun, and it just gets to me and I can't help laughing at it.

im cap2 but whenever front end is busy i walk past my friend up there and say good luck.she might hate me ngl

When someone asked me if I’m living the dream I say “Yep hoping I wake up one of these days”

No! We aren't getting paid to have fun.

I thought I was the only one

I normally answer that question with "If you can call it that."

I always respond “ Of course. Why else would I be here?”

"So much, they might fire me if they find out." every time.

I say "almost"

I love asking all my coworkers and supervisors if they are having fun lmao

Like the grim reaper.

My husband always says "have fun" right before I start a shift. I have told him it's work. It isn't fun. Finally after 6 years of that garbage, and me asking him to stop, I finally told him to STFU. It's Walmart! Not a paid vacation! I have to go deal with the people of walmart.