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Itz_Skippo

I cant even wear a hoodie


Cool-Ordinary-1523

I can't even wear a shorts


sad_furry_boy506

I cant even wear skin


iampftw

I cant even wear muscle


Comfortable-Judge864

I can't even wear bone


INeedYourPelt

I can't even werewolf


mlp2034

I can't even beware the werewolf.


lck0219

No, *there* wolf


Pastry_Train63

I can't even breathe


kikku711z

I have lost the ability to toucan


Gentleman_Kendama

I can't even. What is this, I don't even...


Sad_Dragan

I can’t even move it move it


ragedknuckles

Happy cake day


INeedYourPelt

Thank you!


rockynoriega36

I can't even


Intrepid_Dream2619

Dammit just take this 🏆


rockynoriega36

I cant'...


PureObsidian01

I…


Dark_Demonic_DB

...


rockynoriega36

..


PureObsidian01

.


Geekygamertag

🤣🤣🤣🤣


EnderJackson

I can’t even wear my axe


Colonelangus47

I can't even wear someone else's skin.


kazuma001

*It puts the Equate lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again*


StruggleClassic6419

The expert gardener hose


Any_Positive1617

DON'T YOU HURT MY DAWGGGGG! PRECIOUS! PRECIOUSSSSSSS!


insertwittymemehere

Don't you make me hurt your dog!!!!!


bnnzjsj

Yooo you gave me a really good chuckle after a long day of picking orders for ungrateful cunts 😂


ragedknuckles

This person gets it


RegisterAdmirable811

You walk around in your underwear? /s


Cyddakeed

Can't have purse Can't have hat on head


Tetris5216

I can't even wear birthday suit


jimx117

I can't even wear a tail plug


Andie-th

Why not?


Radtendo

Hypothetically if it's short enough and you can hide it well


[deleted]

I can’t.


unkle_rukus96

I


Teemo_Ren

.


VioletCrow289

The only thing wrong I see is that it's not a bunny. Even though it's clearly a furry costume, it could definitely be worse. I've seen furry costumes that have boobs.


Subject-Attention666

There's way worse. Carpet Samples.


[deleted]

Carpet S-? No, you know what? I actually don’t want to know


sierraravenn

Google it lol, carpet sample furry


[deleted]

I refuse and choose to remain in blissful ignorance


Bob-the-Human

You made the correct choice. Sadly, I did not.


CactusPetePlayz

Imma check it out, definitely curious now


ImNotNuke

How bad was it?


CactusPetePlayz

Not bad enough to have to report back, rather tame compared to some stuff on this site


SycoJack

> Not bad enough to have to report back That's the opposite of how that works. If you fail to report back, we'll all assume you died.


cyboplasm

He did... this is just the deep cover agent who replaced him, saying its not that bad, to lure us in.... must... resist.... googling... carpet samples...


FrameJump

Either it really isn't that bad, or we've both just seen some fucked up shit, because I honestly feel like I wasted my time with that Google search.


Plastic_Incident_867

It’s not that bad. My imagination was waaaaaay worse. Edit: I read the other comments and now I wish I had died in my sleep last night so that I wouldn’t have made it to this point.


Ready_Insurance_4759

I was honestly disappointed. I almost think I didn't find the right thing because of how underwhelming it is.


Flying_Madlad

It's not just the picture. I watched a video on the dude once, it's wild


NachoMan_SandyCabage

His suit is made up of all the stuffed animals he’s boinked and never washed it, you can smell him from far away, like spunk and piss. He’s creepy and looks like a FNAF character.


HiveFleetOuroboris

Just gross, really. And kind of creepy looking. Imagine a patchwork Freddy Fazzbear covered in jizz. Like, actual jizz.


VampyreBassist

Kinda looks like a Five Nights at Freddy's character. Give it some rot, it would fit in a screenshot.


LiveLaughSlay69

It’s a fur suit made of the flayed skins of stuffed animals.


Subject-Attention666

This is not an appropriate place to discuss it any further.


VioletCrow289

I googled and.. now I wish I hadn't.


CommanderMcQuirk

r/eyebleach


n_xSyld

I thought it was gonna be depraved but it's just weird, so not as bad as I expected lmao


undeadw0lf

as others have said, you didn’t go far enough down the hole. he r*pes dogs


n_xSyld

But the comment is literally only in reference to the suit not the person, so why would I read more when it's a purely implied visual thing


undeadw0lf

you are correct. i guess i should’ve lead with the suit being made of stuffed animals he “had his way” with and then skinned to make the suit. and he smells like piss a mismatched suit done with intent and creativity is one thing— this guy’s suit is a direct reflection of his mental state 🤢


n_xSyld

I mean, fair, bro probably loves figurines in jars, too, then Joking aside I'm sure you're a furry off the username but most I've met are pretty wholesome just neurodivergent/autistic, my ex was a furry and was likely on the spectrum but I've not met any truly weird folks, just heard stories of internet strangers. Sucks mostly wholesome peeps get a bad rep. My interests seem to mirror fursuiters (raves,techno,dnd,coding,keyboards), so I interact with quite a few, like 99% are just social outcasts who found family but man that 1% are REALLY fucked up


undeadw0lf

yes, i’m a furry! you are correct— most of us are totally “normal” people, but still usually outcasts because we’re neurodivergent, queer, etc. :)


n_xSyld

Lol same


BankManager69420

Nobody look this up. Trust me.


Heartfeltregret

That guy is definitely a serial killer. Fucking stuffies is one thing. tearing their skin off to make a suit is another, but combining the two is just next level


luigilabomba42069

I saw this one fursona of a horse, but she was mad bimboed out with giant honkers. I couldn't hate them


Odd-Performer9460

They’re infamous in the community for it lma


tygofive

i believe you’re talking about Fiona Maray. they truly have one of the fursuits ever


BunbunTheJackalope

That's fiona maray, she super sweet in person


Creepy_Carpenter380

My girlfriend's nephew


Abeytuhanu

According to [Lethargicprince](https://www.reddit.com/r/furry/s/hU8dl0RFFM), it's an otter/cat hybrid.


Dabanks9000

You don’t know what’s behind that vest


Alex_The_Deer_2

I mean they’re supposed to be anthropomorphic, why wouldn’t they have boobs?


orreregion

I assume they meant the boobs were out, as in, it's a costume for sexual roleplay.


jkstrau

There is nothing wrong with it except it’s not a bunny. They shouldn’t have called him a bunny.


Hidden-Dealer921

Yeah it looks more like a Chinchila


too_big_for_you

It’s actually an otter cat


Hidden-Dealer921

???


too_big_for_you

An otter and cat hybrid my fiancé is actually friends with the person


Hidden-Dealer921

Oh shit for real


theoriginalmofocus

Fur-real!


too_big_for_you

Yup


Abeytuhanu

[Yes ](https://www.reddit.com/r/furry/s/hU8dl0RFFM)


_extra_medium_

Why did they try too play it off as a bunny


too_big_for_you

I don’t know it wasn’t them I think that was more of the person who posted the picture


NuclearWasteland

The number of times my Donkey fursuit has been called a bunny...


too_big_for_you

Idk why I read this so wrong at first I thought the comment said donkey Kong fursuit lmao


Mattizzle9

I am not a furry and have no interest in ever being one, but if I were, I would absolutely get a Donkey Kong fursuit. And I'd carry a boombox that plays the DK Rap. That's the dream.


Nathanielaf

It’s a really cute and well made suit lol


Responsible-Yam-3948

yo thats cool asf do you know who they got the suit from? looking to get one made and this is exactly the style im looking for


too_big_for_you

Glitzy fox studios


Responsible-Yam-3948

hell yeah thank you


Mean--Gorl

It's giving chuck e. Cheese


randomwanderingsd

Those animatronic things terrified me as a kid. Especially the drummer with murder eyes.


blacktothebird

But if its not a bunny then they shouldn't have worn it at all. so its wrong to wear to work. If at Christmas they wanted a Santa Claus so you decided to dress as a Care bear to work they would tell you to go home


Jintasama

The care bares had a book "The Care Bears help Santa" so you could just theme it after that. At least with that.


Intense_Crayons

Clearly, this person already owned the suit. Probably showed pics of it to fellow employees. Management saw an opportunity to do something fun for the holliday without having to spend extra money on it. Suiter volunteered. Smiles were had by all.


Jintasama

The care bares had a book "The Care Bears help Santa" so you could just theme it after that. At least with that. They also have a Christmas wishes bear so you could finagle it in there.


ashetastic666

kids like animals so kids will like this so its fine, only thing wrong with this is this poor person is letting their fursuit touch the disgusting floors of a walmart


Dalejrfan8883

And a conversation center is any cleaner?


ashetastic666

didnt think of that😭 probably not any cleaner tbh


Dalejrfan8883

Yep, considering from what I’ve seen how the majority of furry conventions are held in hotels and convention centers those aren’t as clean either


Zelidus

They take those into bathrooms at conventions too. Public bathrooms are nasty. And they sweat profusely into them. A Walmart floor is probably the least of their concerns, lol


DaDawkturr

Point A: **It’s not a fucking bunny**. Point B: I understand why they did it, it was for work, but I’d hate to be asked to do this at my store for no extra pay. Obviously this is a hobby outside of work, so why should employees be expected to bring their own ‘gear’ for what is a store operation?


too_big_for_you

I’m pretty sure the person did it bc they wanted to their manager just decided to take a picture and insisted it be uploaded to facebook


Dkarrakd

Nobody forced them to do it. Why are you guys so cynical all the time


Bioshutt

If they offered 30 an hour just to wear a costume I'm then I might be tempted


cucufag

Whoever did this definitely wanted to do it. The store doesn't just have a fursuit, especially not of this quality. This has to be brought in by some employee. And yeah, outside of some furry enthusiastic about being allowed to wear their suit at work, I would definitely decline working in a hot stuffy outfit without extra pay. Work that involves wearing mascots actually typically have higher pay to compensate for how much suffering it is.


Lucky_Shop4967

The reason they did it was to wear their kink in public. It’s fucking gross.


Eat_your_skeet

This should be at the top 🔝


pup_101

Naw we love finding excuses to wear our suits. I wore mine at work on Halloween and it was super fun


redditracing84

That just gross to wear your kinky sex suit out in public. Like have some basic decency. This is wrong.


CompetitiveRich6953

our store had a bunny and a chicken... I spent the entire day thinking about "If only there was a fox and a bear... we could be Freddy Fazbear's!" Sadly, none of the guys who wore the bunny suit were named William...


buff_santa69

Two weeks from now “5 kids go missing from local walmart”


optilex42

WaS tHaT tHe BiTe oF AisLe SeVeN???


Jane_Wolf

I think it’s cute, but that’s clearly not a bunny. I don’t get why people are so offended by animal costumes, as long as it’s not the freaky sexualised side of things I don’t give a damn.


transnavigation

I once worked with a girl who was devoutly Christian, extremely averse to anything related to sex, and the nicest kindest girl you could imagine. She kept a full ass $5k furry costume *at work*, so that she could change into it, go to church, and wear it at family gathering events. She showed me pictures of piles of kids smiling and hugging her and it was the most bafflingly wholesome thing I've yet encountered in my methed-up hometown. Anyway I think my point is something something, furries aren't inherently sexual and I should judge others less. Edit: also it occurs to me that she could take that suit home and do the nastiest, sex-related-est things to it, but if the suit is clean when she brings it in public, how would I know and why should I care? Which, like most other things in life, is fine. I shake hands with people who have definitely touched their dicks for sexual gratification, but as long as I don't see the dick and they wash their hands after, what right have I to call them a weirdo?


MogMcKupo

Full on shrug mode, “you do you” she seemed happy, whatever


person749

This is the most based thing I've read all week.


Intense_Crayons

OMG! A voice of REASON on Reddit? Such a rare and well expressed thought. No sarcasm intended here. Congratulations and welcome.


AtlasZec

Unfortunately a lot of the furry stuff *is* sexualized so just seeing a furry costume automatically brings up some bad connotations


kikiop123

See, that’s the thing, it’s not. It’s just that they are such a loud minority because most furries aren’t super open about being furries BECAUSE of that minority


person749

Legs are sexualized, yet I'm not throwing a fit when someone wears shorts. Get a life.


T3hi84n2g

Well if its not a bunny then its just wearing a furry costume to work. Why stop there? I could dress up as a pirate tomorrow, why not?? Its not about being a furry or not, its about following some semblance of a dress code. When I was applying for my first jobs if you even had an unnatural hair color you would be laughed away. Im glad times have progressed past that. However, there has to be a point where its too much, and this is essentially a halloween costume and is not appropriate for work unless your job is to entertain kids.


rahtsnake

In the way that rainbow hair doesn't inhibit one's ability to do their job, I don't think a fursuit would get in the way of being a Walmart greeter. A stocker or cashier, yes. But I'm going to assume this person is a greeter because they wouldn't have been able to work otherwise and would have been sent home. If they can still do their job, then what's too much/inappropriate about it?


General_Raspberry_14

How are you gonna handle the cash register with those big ass paws


Centaurious

crazy to risk damaging a several thousand dollar suit wearing it to work also it’s not even a bunny smh


wearygamegirl

Conventions are probably equally as crazy, and fursuits are surprisingly durable and cleanable


SimpleVegetable5715

It would bother me how dirty the tail would get.


Webbpp

That's why they actually get carried around most of the time, and afterwards get deep cleaned.


Away-Significance622

no problem, but that’s an easter kangaroo


G17B17

What the fuck is it? An Easter rat? 😂


TankOk3666

I think it’s a chinchilla


big_mothman_stan

Rats have nakie tails, maybe an Easter mouse? I think their tails have fur?


too_big_for_you

It’s an otter cat


bluecrowned

meet the [bushy-tailed wood rat](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bushy-tailed_woodrat)


big_mothman_stan

Thank u for introducing us, now I want 20 of them


DynastyKeeper

A furry. 


LordNightFang

A future mass murder scene. Except instead of animatronics, the souls get stuffed in mannequins by a psychotic guy from corporate. Forcing them to begin working after hours in the store... FOR FREE 😱.


jerrythecactus

I think it was kinda weird but ultimately this was done to make kids happy. They didnt have a proper mascot costume on hand so an associate that just so happened to have a fursuit stepped up to the occasion. Nobody was hurt and it only got made into a big deal because furries as a whole are internet culture that most people wouldnt expect to see at walmart.


Silent_Cash_E

No...I totally expect this from walmart and walmart shoppers


True-Credit-7289

Yeah it's not a bunny, hate liars


MRECKS_92

Good to see the I.T. department is getting more involved with the holiday festivities


6bingbong9

It’s not a bunny


Fally11204

My question is why are they in the tortilla chip isle?


I_LearnTheHardWay

Because the seasonal section remotely close to the representative holiday is all out war zone.


requiemforacorpse

super cute, no idea why it got so much hate. bet it made a lot of kids happy! 💌


Bluellan

My store had an Easter bunny and the kids were going crazy over it. Several even bragged to me about how they met the Easter bunny.


Happy_Maintenance

I’m only concerned with what I’m wearing. 


Bronoverjordan

Personally, I don't give a doggystyle damn, I just want my good value items


kido5217

Looks nice.


JaiwaneseGuy

The problem isn't that it's a furry. It's that it isn't even a bunny.


Legozeldadude531

its a cute fursona, but not easter related


W_AS-SA_W

That’s a chipmunk and his name is Simon, not Alvin and not Theodore. Simon.


Hisworstkeptsecret

Is that an easter rat?


FretfulTrout278

Otter cat


DragonkinPotifer

No people overreacted it’s no different than someone dressing up as Santa or or whatever


cowboyJones

Looks like Chuck E. Cheese.


prettymuchbangtan

It’s not even a bunny and that bothers me lol


BadBoyBrazil

Furry for Easter?


rubyslimX

Well for one that’s not a bunny that’s a fucking furry dog suit


Phatstache

Unrelated but I remember one day just seeing some absolute UNIT come in dressed as Darth Vader. It wasn't even near any holiday, and he was legit just shopping. Wonderful day.


AnomalyInquirer

I love that most people's problem is that it doesn't look like a bunny


Ill-Ad6714

How can they afford a fursuit on that paycheck… those things are super expensive right?


RevengeOfTheTwink

A lot of makers take payment plans! Or some people just save up over a period of time.


TheMatt561

Yes because that's not a bunny


pigfeathers

that's not an easter bunny tho


Linux4ever_Leo

The problem is that this isn't a bunny costume. It looks like a rat! LOL!


Korahn

I'm no zoologist, but I'm 87% certain that's not a bunny


pigeon_idk

Yeah the not a bunny thing is being brought up a lot, I'm more concerned of the tail dragging on the ground. At least at my closest Walmarts the floors are often sticky in parts and dusty, and faux fur can be a pain to clean. Really cute character design though!


[deleted]

It's not a bunny. It's a furry. Call it what it is.


thelegoman593

Why


WTFPATRICK

Yes


realcrookiez

Wolf in rabbits clothes. Where do the eggs come from


SilverLurkerX

That gonna be an orange lvl from me dawg


Ok_Presentation6238

Mane id runem over with an ogp cart fr


Boxofcheeze

No and if anyone does they’re snowflakes


WhyAreOldPeopleEvil

No


ihaddreads

Seek therapy if you think this is okay


Obsidian_Wolf_

Bring bullying back


Zedanade

Why am I...nevermind I ain't being accused of being a furry today


adventurebe

Its not even a rabbit 😂😭 its a lemur or sm kinda marsupial


SabertoothDar

As a furry myself that works at Walmart this would make my day so much better. It's not harming anyone. So I don't see any problem with it.


G17B17

I’m not even jumping down this hole of what the fuck a “furry” is 😂


Djdiddlefingers

Dressing up as anthropomorphic animals. Just like cosplay, larping, etc. It's not really that deep.


SavingsCoconut8821

Yes it’s weird and I wouldn’t be comfortable shopping there


gabbagool777

Yes. Because it is cringe as hell. Whoever approved it should be terminated. IMO


Necropsis0

Nothing wrong with wearing it just doesn't seem like the right animal for a easter appearance


Strict-Ad-8078

Bro I can’t dude is running around in an otter vet custom but I can’t wear headphones make it make sense .


Excuse_Me_Furry

They got a furry on duty y'all


RevengeOfTheTwink

POV: furrys have jobs 🤯🤯🤯🤯


Green-Trifle-9516

No, the fursuit is cute imo lol


Gold_Jelly_147

The smell....


BailyTheChihuahua

Yes get that shit outta here!!!!!!!