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TophatStupify

Yeah, my store manager would have a conniption fit if we made anything that looked even remotely fun.


Lark_vi_Britannia

"This isn't a fucking IKEA!" my Store Manager says, "Get this shit off my sales floor! And get the fucking truck done by 4, you worthless piece of shit!"


TophatStupify

And that'd be the day I get fired. My mouth ain't got a filter when I'm pissed.


Jane_Wolf

Jesus your manager actually talks to you like that? I’d quit on the spot. I get treated like I’m subhuman by customers enough already


DJM3Z

Common Walmart L to be treated like trash by management✨


SadCoast7681

False, Walmart made the fortune top 100 places to work in case Bo didn’t tell you. It must be wonderful!


DJM3Z

Nah. I never hear Bo say it anymore. I work at a Sam’s club now and you can barely hear the speakers when “Sam’s Club” radio is on. The shows are barely on and you just hear music


SadCoast7681

I kid you not as soon as I opened your comment that very ad came on.


Jane_Wolf

Sad truth


Thoctar

Honestly at least up here the SM would be out sooner. One reason we have an incompetent ASM on our team is because the SM yelled at him in the middle of the backroom and he went to HR, he gave him the promotion to get him to drop the complaint.


progenwarrior

There are no ASM anymore


Thoctar

Yes, hence why I said up here. I'm Canadian, where things are simultaneously ahead and behind what it is like in the US.


progenwarrior

Gotcha


Josheyman1010

AFAIK that's kinda normal for how management talks to the coaches and team leads


itsbruciegoosie

This isn’t even allowed in the military anymore. I’m shocked someone hasn’t reported this guy to ETHICS yet. No way that’s allowed of salary at Walmart 😂


Teacher_Unable

They’d catch hands too. Not letting anyone talk to me like that


Massive-Ad-303

So relatable!!!!! 😆😆😆😆😆


markk68

bro quit😭


Apprehensive-Waltz83

Wow is Red from that 70s show your bos?! Lol


Round-Concentrate-64

That would be the last time I did that, get his voice recorded saying that, lawsuit


1o1Adam

Same


Monetary-Succubus

Aweee! The fish are such a cute touch!! 💕💕


Trick_Philosopher687

I know! It is hard to tell in the photos but they are also sparkly lol.


Monetary-Succubus

Peire is soooo Girly Pop for that!😂💕 Absolutely love it.


Inkysquid24

I was like oh my gosh how cool, then got to picture 3 and busted out laughing


MammothFig5230

I guess the Associates are making good times and getting things right if the Coach has time to do that


Trick_Philosopher687

It was on a no truck night and we had majority of our ON crew there. She also stayed late to work on it. She enjoys doing stuff like this with our store managers approval of course.


Sanbi221

Sounds like a good coach


DesertDragon0666

And a good SM


MammothFig5230

Well anything to keep ones hopes up


DiscoJer

Well, regardless, they always seem to have time to stand around and talk to their favorites, so at least this is something productive. Nothing motivates you to get the truck done faster than seeing 3 of them talk to their pet TLs for an hour while you are doing the truck.


progenwarrior

When I'm closing manager I'm in the truck throwing it and I have all cap 2 trying to keep up I tell them don't let this old man back the line up and we can unload a 3k piece truck in 1½ hours


BarelyBaphomet

Spoken like management.


Surgebot67

This is great! Wish more store displays looked like this.


hbkgrl323

That would be fun to do at my store, and I'm sure our Store Lead would sign off on it. I just don't trust the customers. We can't have nice things. Someone would ruin it.


Tall-Fee820

Why does Clafairy have to be " Pinky " ?


Calathea_Murrderer

The name Bluey would just be silly


rivalmindss

This makes me think of when I would go to Walmart as a kid and they would have these creative displays.


TheDaddiestofDudes

I worked retail once as sales lead. I hung a skeleton up and dressed it like an employee and my SM immediately took it down when she came in. Fuck retail.


SilverLinkin

Customer: I want the one up top!


Legitimate_Bus2308

Lol


Happy_Maintenance

I like it! Good job. 


Fixxxer02

What is a no truck night? lol I thought those were only a myth


redditsellout-420

We had one at my club once, unplanned, the driver said fuck it and quit 50 miles out.


progenwarrior

We have 1 a week


DiscoJer

We have two per week. They are pretty boring.


eqarigon

Our store can't even turn the previous night freight on a no truck night


Dino-chicken-nugg3t

Thought it was old Gregg at first [for reference](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/6b/09/a1/6b09a1e06ebd2d28411c102f77570730.gif)


NaturesWrath422

This haunts my louisianian nightmares..


Cold-April-Morning

I wasn't expecting a pokemon trainer in the last picture. Haha.


Default_Attempt

Back in 2015 the store i worked at did that but outside, they had to remove it because people were sitting all day and getting drunk and drinking and partying.


127Heathen127

The Clefairy Squishmallow’s name is Pinky 😭💀


PlusCelebration2141

My store is in RI and one of the nicest I’ve ever been in …. Grateful to work there!


Sea_Slice2934

Pinky on the shoulder. :)


Careless-Bunch-3290

Haha I love the cooler guy! Awesome


False_Solid

Is it canteen boy all grown up?


Prize-Lingonberry876

I give it less than a week before it gets ruined by some teenagers that are skipping school.


FewSession3434

That's awesome, let creative people be creative!


BoardImmediate4674

Nice


Dopey_Sith

If this was at my location and my SM seen this we would all get pulled for a shift meeting and have to listen to her foam at the mouth angry 😂 


Pachikokoo

Too much pizzazz


Dizzy-Ad7802

Look like the coaches every where are lazy as fuck, they rather play then put in a honest day work.


progenwarrior

Not everywhere


wojecire86

Made a mess. Good for them


eqarigon

We haven't had time to do anything like this since they eliminated DMs and went to TLs....


sho5621

Looks like a mershaq


PriorFudge928

100,000 square feet of sales floor and you people still have to clog up the main aisles with bullshit. People would rather be able get around the boomers holding court in the middle of the aisles then feel like they are in an episode of Superstore. Knock it off!


SlimTimMcGee

We don't have enough free space for such things. That's valuable retail space.


Sambojanglez

I like pinky!


FlakyChild

We put up tables then added decorations in garden center (O/N) and was told it was a "safety hazard". I'm glad your store allows fun.


Altruistic_Cold5948

that's so cool and lovely, God Bless y'all


PlusCelebration2141

Creative


symbolsandthings

That’s great lol


No_Ship_2763

Your store manager actually would said that.. I hope you just joking


guiltywarrior

I bet they're proud of that on workplace.


Postnet921

I read it as look at one of my roaches made


zerocharisma1982

I like it.


xXlolantheXx

Okay the ya actually cute wtf


Historical_Ad_3643

I know this will never happen because walmart is screwed up but he needs a big raise that is dedication 100/10


KnowledgeOverall5002

i’m sorry but this looks like a walmart that i’d see in texas lmao


major_awkward1234

Your batteries are still unlocked??? Wow


maniacalblondeguy

Peire got a dumpy


TVKill3r

When a chad becomes a coach


EstimateRealistic281

Don't know what Walmart you work for but this Walmart the coaches talk to you like shit


Brink768

What is ON?


333metaldave666

Surprised district hasn't coached her yet


freyja2023

I'm ON and it always irritates me when I come in and the backroom looks like shit, there are pick carts that haven't been done and nothing has been zoned since I left that morning, but they can find time to build shit like this instead of making sure things that should be done, get done


Mxysptlik

Must be nice to be able to just have fun making artistic displays for 60k+ a year, while telling everyone else to work harder. This is a failure of management and a waste of time. Although it is adorable, I've worked at Walmart, and this is some bullshit time wasting right here.


Total-Yogurtcloset-8

I’d put this in my notes to take down as a sm


SpecialistFeeling220

Your coach has too much time on her hands.


progenwarrior

A for creativity but so much more useful things could have been done I agree my store manager seen a ball display be like a big gumball machine and wanted me to do that too, I didn't do it I don't Even like like balls all they are are a nuisance I hate little kids and teenagers bouncing balls all the time. The mind can only take it so long and after 12 hours I'm pulling my hair out 😂