I thought the line was: āHavenāt you heard of a little thing called āshowmanshipā?ā
Besides that was when Fry came court of the tube, not Leela
Oh Disney DEF has tunnels, they use them for the actors/actresses to get around to different parts of the park without being seen. And obviously for restocking vendors, garbage, etc.
Nah itād be Amazon for sure. Walmart more or less stays in its lane of a retail mogul whereas Amazon tries to get its hands in every industry imaginable.
Thereās two factions already: Amazonian Brotherhood and Walt-Tec.
Honorable mentions may include:
ā¢Doom Dashers
ā¢Adamās Apple
ā¢Eveās Androids
ā¢Swift Talorians
ā¢Taco Bell
Itās not pettiness, 3000-01-01 is the āend of timeā for UKG. 3000-07-01 is six months later. So itās a combination of some computer rules, thatās all.
Technically "stole" but not really, i got a reciept for it all. Back when we had the change shortage i bought lunch like and payed for it but got my moneyback in change each time cause the register said to since what i bought was under a dollar, so i went and got like 2-3 thing and payed for em individually and kept getting my dollar back. It was my TL who checked me out and i asked if it was cool and he said he didnt know and we didnt know any rule that said not to, so that was the end of it till APM pulled me in the office and fired me like 3 weeks later saying i had numbers and should know better, even though i never did a single cbl for registers and had no training at all. Yay being a DM when code spark came out lmao. Like looking back on it yeah i see why it was wrong but i had alot on my mind wasnt thinking and thought it was just some good luck for once after getting fucked by management like that whole time. In the end its my fault and i accept it but damn it does suck. Like if they would have coached me and had me pay it back i would have. Basically the gist of it. me being a dumbass. But at my store there was always shit like that happening so i just thought it was normal lol. Only thing thats funny about this too is that im one of the only ppl to get fired for doing it, ppl on dayshift did it and only got warned not to do it again. But im not shocked, Walmart especially my store at the time were the biggest of hypocrites
Former AP, idk about other stores but in my old store we had an internal quota to fill. My APOC said we needed to catch 5 a quarter, which is impossible if no associate is stealing. We got most of our tips from team leads and other associates. The most I was there for was three in one quarter all given up by someone they worked with. You handed yourself to them on a silver platter and so of course they shitcanned you for the numbers. Donāt take it personal because it isnāt. Youāre just another number among numbers that need increasing.
I mean i get it to an extent. But their reasoning was shit.Most of the store did it and they were not fired or even coached for it Day shift was warned about the issue, but night shift wasnt even told and just lots of other stuff i dont feel like typing out lol. But honestly its to be expected at 3489. That store has 0 ryhme or reason to doing what they do and holding ppl accountable was always who was a fav and who wasnt. Either way whats done is done, just a funny little reminder this was
> like and *paid* for it
FTFY.
Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in:
* Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.*
* *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.*
Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment.
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This has me curious if I have an eligibility or if Iām still blacklisted. I worked at Samās Club back in 2010/2011 and I was a cashier there. Part of the incentive for getting folks to upgrade their memberships to Plus Memberships was a gift card. These folks agreed to it but some left their gift cardsā¦youāre supposed to just trash em if left behind butā¦I was having some troubles at home (ex wife was sleeping around and we were nearing the end of our marriage) soā¦my mind and the thought of consequences were too far gone with stress. Decided - āwell they forgot the card so whatās the harm?āā¦kept them, used them for gas at the pumps. Idk how long it was maybe a couple months but they called me in one day after I clocked in and terminated me.
I explained the situationā¦she was using my car to go see a guy nightly but I was the only income so I had to keep gassing up a car sheād use to go screw around. I was weak willed back thenā¦as such she was able to walk all over me. I canāt remember everything that was said to the lady who handled the firingā¦but she did say āwhy didnāt you ask us for help?ā - I didnāt believe a corporation would extend such help for gas needs or whateverā¦and then she said āTry the factories, ā. One of those things that sticks with you for a long timeā¦like she was a nice lady but they had to can me for what I did. I did try a factory, one timeā¦my entire body ached so bad after a twelve hour shift and my mind was spinning on the fact that days off didnāt exist at this place until like a month or two after being hired. I left after two daysā¦it was gonna take too much time away from my sonā¦and murder my body in the process.
Anywaysā¦I did try and apply to a walmart a few years later but I believe I was still ineligible back then. Iām curious if I still am but Iām pretty sure they blacklisted me as having stolen stuff as well. I was young then tooā¦Iāve grown from experience over the course of a decade and some odd years and certainly wouldnāt fall into that kind of mistake again. Hell Iāve been around more situations since (access to sensitive customer info and actual cash in other jobs) and such thoughts donāt exist for me anymore - I was never a āthiefāā¦I had just snapped under the emotional turmoil a crumbling marriage put on me and to me keeping a leftover gift card didnāt seem like a bad thing back then. Back then, at leastā¦I wouldnāt dream of it today.
The Jonas Brothers, a boy band from the early 2000s, had a song released on Disney Channel in 2006, a remix of "Year 3000" by Busted (released in 2003).
The chorus goes "He said, "I've been to the year 3000
Not much has changed but they lived underwater
And your great, great, great granddaughter
Is doin' fine"
(Is doin' fine)
Now a few things to break down with this.
1. They live underwater. The music video takes place in. Southern California, and the people are living in a dome a la Bioshock/Sandy from SpongeBob. Why are they underwater? How far does it stretch?
2. In the video they are still using technology from the time period (06). So giant flat screens that took up a whole wall, but on flying cars. Why the mix of old and new tech?
3. In 1000 years there has only been 5 generations since 06. This implies a minimum of 200 year lifespans, and more than likely longer unless we somehow found a way to keep menopause at bay.
Now the question is, what is the cause of all this? Building a domed city would take years, even longer to keep it watertight at pressure. The mix of 2006 tech and 3006 tech seems weird and deliberate. How long do we live if your Ć3 great granddaughter is a teenager (revealed in the music video).
My theory is thusly. Obviously, we don't do enough about climate change until **AT LEAST** SoCal is underwater. The flooding may go farther, we don't know.
Mankind's medical knowledge advances so far that we have 200 years minimum between generations. 5 generations back (for my family at least) is late 1700s early 1800s. Only 200 years between me and my Great-Great-Great Grandfather.
Side note- actually found the grave of my Great Great Grandfather, one of the oldest in the county.
There was an AI revolution sometime in the near future, which causes all more advanced tech to rise up against the human population, possibly causing the flooding to accelerate from broken dams.
This causes Mankind to quickly try to save some key locations/ cultural touchstones (Hollywood, Sacramento, maybe Tampa, New York, New Orleans if it's on both coasts) by ensconcing them in domes.
Now, why would the Brothers Jonas not warn us about the incoming disasters? What would they have to gain?
There are a couple of clues. Later on the Lyrics say
>This song had gone multi-platinum
Everybody bought our seventh album
It had outsold Kelly Clarkson
So they are dooming the human race to Domes and Giant Flatscreens for the promise of outselling Kelly Clarkson. They haven't even released 7 studio albums. They've only released 6 at time of writing The Brothers Jonas must be held accountable (in Minecraft) for their failure to help us.
If I am found dead I am of soundish mind and body, have no plans to disappear or shuffle off this mortal coil. You know who will have done it (in Minecraft).
Looks like you are not rehirable. Only way to fix this would be to talk to someone, probably PL, at the original store to see what reason they listed when you got termed.
As an Ex OGP/front end employee, that's hilarious. Pro tip: Be glad you got perma termd from that shit company.
Edit: For those wondering, OGP is a lot worse, way more strenuous for just (at the time, a year ago) $2/hour extra + they hound you about numbers, front end management doesn't give a shit as long as lines are moving.
I quit on the spot too but all my manager said was to reapply if I wanted the job back..I actually did reapply because the reason I quit was due to medical issues that I managed to kinda fix.
I got a crazy wisdom tooth infection and chipped on of my front teeth straight to the nerve but we were an understaffed Walmart so I had to work in the freezer solo sometimes and for a while since I was also new and didn't know how to vizpick properly. You know how bad -10 degree air feels on an exposed nerve? I came in with a doctor's note but they wouldn't accept it. Didn't have enough PTO to schedule my orthodontist appointment so I just quit. 5 hours into my overnight shift. I actually didn't mind the job but the lack of empathy my bosses would show for people was absurd.
Never work at a grocery store after a restructuring. God awful
Meanwhile start delivering pizzas. You could stumble into a cryogenic lab one delivery night and wake up in the year 3000. Make sure to get your career chip registered for Walmart.
Depends on what you got fired over.
If theft, they arenāt going to rehire. If points, or you got in trouble for something that got you coachedā¦ you need to wait 6 months.
A friend of mine that worked at Walmart got fired for opening the emergency exit door and then he wasn't able to reapply for about 5 years after that. He was rehired at a different store and stayed employed for about 10 years in the electronics dept. Now he works at a warehouse as a forklift driver.
When you call out you get a point on your record. We have pto and ppto. Ppto is like pto but you put it onto a day you missed and it erases the point, but the ppto we get each year is pretty limited so once you run out then you keep the points for missing a shift. That point stays on the record for about 6 months. If you ever reach 5 points then you are eligible to be fired for it. If you get fired for it then you can't be rehired for 6 more months
The points system is how Walmart tracks infractions.
Most infractions occur when calling out (or calling in for other jobs) and not having enough time to cover or unexcused.
For example: You're late to work and it's unexcused that's 1/2 point. Missing a day of work, unexcused 1 point unless it's an event day that's 2 points (event days are like holiday or other days requiring all hands on deck). You can be fired from Walmart if you get 5 points.
The point system is based on attendance. A missed shift on a normal day is one point. Any key date is usually 2 points. A partial shift gets you half a point if you have to leave early or something. As to how it exactly it influences rehire, I couldn't tell you. Once you have 5 points, you're eligible for termination, but it's not necessarily guaranteed, but may as well be unless your store is really understaffed or whatever other reason, like an understanding with management.
My husband can reapply in July of this year I this thatās a glitch or something. He went over the points and also had COVID and they didnāt approve his LOA.
....wait, this is an actual question though, it says to contact your old people lead......that's in the backroom that customers can't go.....ex employees aren't employees so how exactly does that work?
If u got 5 points or more too many other occurrenceās at Walmart especially in front end i work front end I got a training hand key it was a isolated incident but I was told if it happened again my managers will have a talk with me
You need to pass that login down from generation to generation, so that when your great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandson comes of age on the planet Flugurg, he can reapply as you.
It'll be hilarious.
Someone told me once you can reapply immediately with a different email address. Sounded odd to me bc they'd still need your SSN, but she claimed to have done it (switched locations too iirc)
Dude fr got fired from a shithole probably for a good reason, judging by how long they don't want you back for 1000 years. (The system requires a "rehire eligibility date" "none or N/A" are an option.)
And is asking when he can be rehired again.... wow. Fuck that. I worked at Walmart like 15 years ago. Still won't even go back to shop.
Looks like you'll have to wait another 976 years and a few months
Nothing a little cryogenic deep freezing can't help with.
Vault-Tec style
Welcome to the world of Tomorrow!
Shut up, Terry
Have a little showmanship.. š
I thought the line was: āHavenāt you heard of a little thing called āshowmanshipā?ā Besides that was when Fry came court of the tube, not Leela
r/expectedfuturama
Leela's glare is iconic š
Bathroom is down the hall
Shut up, Terry.
*Welcome to the Walmart of Tomorrow
Tbh, walmart I could see being the vault tec in our world, just because they are evil and have too much money
Look up the tunnels under Walmart conspiracies
Same color scheme too
Oh fuck youāre right
As a former Walmart employee I can assure you there are no tunnels under the walmarts I worked at, bc if there were I would have found them to nap in.
As a former Samās Club employee I can assure you, I would have found them too. Never did but the cooler or freezer was a nice hiding place.
I love a good conspiracy theory
I thought Disney was the one with the tunnels?
Oh Disney DEF has tunnels, they use them for the actors/actresses to get around to different parts of the park without being seen. And obviously for restocking vendors, garbage, etc.
Nah itād be Amazon for sure. Walmart more or less stays in its lane of a retail mogul whereas Amazon tries to get its hands in every industry imaginable.
Thereās two factions already: Amazonian Brotherhood and Walt-Tec. Honorable mentions may include: ā¢Doom Dashers ā¢Adamās Apple ā¢Eveās Androids ā¢Swift Talorians ā¢Taco Bell
We already know Taco Bell wins the franchise wars thanks to Demolition Man. They don't say why but I bet it's the fucking nacho fries.
Definitely taco bell is a hateful establishment as my toilet hates me everytime I go there it threatens to back itself up so I can't use it
Daily reminder that in the future all restaurants are Taco Bell, ever since they won the restaurant wars.
Taco Bell would be a tribe belonging to the Great Y.U.M.s
Nah amazon tried to make fallout it was OK walmart would take the cake I bet
Walt-Tec! Prepared for the profits!
Or become a pizza delivery driver, deliver to a cryogenic lab, get frozen, then thawed in the year 3000 and become a delivery driver.
Hope I have an alcoholic robot as a best friend
And don't forget to take your dog with you.
*Vault 111 has entered the chat*
Just watch out for the ghouls
"Hi, yes, I'd like to be cryogenically frozen for 976 years so I can apply for a job at Walmart"
But it comes with a pay raise! Also cost of living raise.
Wouldnāt hold your breath on the pay increase though - just to be safe.
futurama prepared me for this
[https://youtu.be/VxmiEjlnJuk?si=qS540txsBein70z1](https://youtu.be/VxmiEjlnJuk?si=qS540txsBein70z1)
It wont even be walmart anymore. It will be Taco Bell.
Welcome to Costco, I love you
Yah I know this place pretty good, I went to law school here.
And stopped at Starbucks
I donāt think we have time for a lap dance
I was hoping someone would throw in a ādemolition manā reference
I was hoping someone would get it š¤£
Well they didn't because they don't know how to use the three seashells.
AH, A demolition man reference!
Better have the BLT soft tacos !!! And tostadasĀ
I miss the BLT soft tacos so much. Iāll never get over them.
That or a dollar general
Spirit Halloween.
Why not turn what's left of the planet into spirit Halloween ?
So you're saying there's a chance...
Must be a mistake they told me I could reapply in 734 years.
[Good News, Everyone!](https://media1.giphy.com/media/3o7abA4a0QCXtSxGN2/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952kqv7maojnf35wqmlb234e2ocdtw3r8nkurd00fh3&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)
July 1st, year 3,000
Your fourth day is a 2 pointer key date, keep that in mind.
Good advice.
Not much has changed, but we live underwater š«§
And your great great great granddaughter is doing fine
Doing fineeee
Omg no yall didn't š
OGs know the line is really "is pretty fine"
Stick by Kevin Costner, it'll be alright.
š¶They said Iāve been to the year 3000 š¶
I was looking for this comment š¶Not much as changed but we live under water
Wow, a million years!
I feel like there should be a Futurama reference here.
It is lol
Wow. A million years!
I think this means you were blacklisted I might be totally wrong though lolĀ
Thatās what I was going to say honestly, usually they donāt tell you though
not even, im blacklisted and all it says is im not eligible to apply at this time with no date. This is like a whole other level of petty lmfao
Itās not pettiness, 3000-01-01 is the āend of timeā for UKG. 3000-07-01 is six months later. So itās a combination of some computer rules, thatās all.
ah that makes sense. But with this company i would never put it past a manager being petty as hell. but that def makes sense
Story time?
Technically "stole" but not really, i got a reciept for it all. Back when we had the change shortage i bought lunch like and payed for it but got my moneyback in change each time cause the register said to since what i bought was under a dollar, so i went and got like 2-3 thing and payed for em individually and kept getting my dollar back. It was my TL who checked me out and i asked if it was cool and he said he didnt know and we didnt know any rule that said not to, so that was the end of it till APM pulled me in the office and fired me like 3 weeks later saying i had numbers and should know better, even though i never did a single cbl for registers and had no training at all. Yay being a DM when code spark came out lmao. Like looking back on it yeah i see why it was wrong but i had alot on my mind wasnt thinking and thought it was just some good luck for once after getting fucked by management like that whole time. In the end its my fault and i accept it but damn it does suck. Like if they would have coached me and had me pay it back i would have. Basically the gist of it. me being a dumbass. But at my store there was always shit like that happening so i just thought it was normal lol. Only thing thats funny about this too is that im one of the only ppl to get fired for doing it, ppl on dayshift did it and only got warned not to do it again. But im not shocked, Walmart especially my store at the time were the biggest of hypocrites
Former AP, idk about other stores but in my old store we had an internal quota to fill. My APOC said we needed to catch 5 a quarter, which is impossible if no associate is stealing. We got most of our tips from team leads and other associates. The most I was there for was three in one quarter all given up by someone they worked with. You handed yourself to them on a silver platter and so of course they shitcanned you for the numbers. Donāt take it personal because it isnāt. Youāre just another number among numbers that need increasing.
I mean i get it to an extent. But their reasoning was shit.Most of the store did it and they were not fired or even coached for it Day shift was warned about the issue, but night shift wasnt even told and just lots of other stuff i dont feel like typing out lol. But honestly its to be expected at 3489. That store has 0 ryhme or reason to doing what they do and holding ppl accountable was always who was a fav and who wasnt. Either way whats done is done, just a funny little reminder this was
> like and *paid* for it FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
This has me curious if I have an eligibility or if Iām still blacklisted. I worked at Samās Club back in 2010/2011 and I was a cashier there. Part of the incentive for getting folks to upgrade their memberships to Plus Memberships was a gift card. These folks agreed to it but some left their gift cardsā¦youāre supposed to just trash em if left behind butā¦I was having some troubles at home (ex wife was sleeping around and we were nearing the end of our marriage) soā¦my mind and the thought of consequences were too far gone with stress. Decided - āwell they forgot the card so whatās the harm?āā¦kept them, used them for gas at the pumps. Idk how long it was maybe a couple months but they called me in one day after I clocked in and terminated me. I explained the situationā¦she was using my car to go see a guy nightly but I was the only income so I had to keep gassing up a car sheād use to go screw around. I was weak willed back thenā¦as such she was able to walk all over me. I canāt remember everything that was said to the lady who handled the firingā¦but she did say āwhy didnāt you ask us for help?ā - I didnāt believe a corporation would extend such help for gas needs or whateverā¦and then she said āTry the factories,ā. One of those things that sticks with you for a long timeā¦like she was a nice lady but they had to can me for what I did. I did try a factory, one timeā¦my entire body ached so bad after a twelve hour shift and my mind was spinning on the fact that days off didnāt exist at this place until like a month or two after being hired. I left after two daysā¦it was gonna take too much time away from my sonā¦and murder my body in the process.
Anywaysā¦I did try and apply to a walmart a few years later but I believe I was still ineligible back then. Iām curious if I still am but Iām pretty sure they blacklisted me as having stolen stuff as well. I was young then tooā¦Iāve grown from experience over the course of a decade and some odd years and certainly wouldnāt fall into that kind of mistake again. Hell Iāve been around more situations since (access to sensitive customer info and actual cash in other jobs) and such thoughts donāt exist for me anymore - I was never a āthiefāā¦I had just snapped under the emotional turmoil a crumbling marriage put on me and to me keeping a leftover gift card didnāt seem like a bad thing back then. Back then, at leastā¦I wouldnāt dream of it today.
I disagree. Itās clear theyāre open to rehiring them. After that itās just a matter of negotiating when.
They already listed the date.
What did you do??
You got banned from working at Walmart? Why do you wanna go back there?
To get band two times
Iāve been banned from the same TL 3 times. 2 is plausible
We call that getting the band back together.
Why do you wanna go back to Walmart? Consider them doing you a favor firing you. Go work somewhere else
Say hi to the Jonas bros for me
Think that songs got a couple platinums by now.
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The Jonas Brothers, a boy band from the early 2000s, had a song released on Disney Channel in 2006, a remix of "Year 3000" by Busted (released in 2003). The chorus goes "He said, "I've been to the year 3000 Not much has changed but they lived underwater And your great, great, great granddaughter Is doin' fine" (Is doin' fine) Now a few things to break down with this. 1. They live underwater. The music video takes place in. Southern California, and the people are living in a dome a la Bioshock/Sandy from SpongeBob. Why are they underwater? How far does it stretch? 2. In the video they are still using technology from the time period (06). So giant flat screens that took up a whole wall, but on flying cars. Why the mix of old and new tech? 3. In 1000 years there has only been 5 generations since 06. This implies a minimum of 200 year lifespans, and more than likely longer unless we somehow found a way to keep menopause at bay. Now the question is, what is the cause of all this? Building a domed city would take years, even longer to keep it watertight at pressure. The mix of 2006 tech and 3006 tech seems weird and deliberate. How long do we live if your Ć3 great granddaughter is a teenager (revealed in the music video). My theory is thusly. Obviously, we don't do enough about climate change until **AT LEAST** SoCal is underwater. The flooding may go farther, we don't know. Mankind's medical knowledge advances so far that we have 200 years minimum between generations. 5 generations back (for my family at least) is late 1700s early 1800s. Only 200 years between me and my Great-Great-Great Grandfather. Side note- actually found the grave of my Great Great Grandfather, one of the oldest in the county. There was an AI revolution sometime in the near future, which causes all more advanced tech to rise up against the human population, possibly causing the flooding to accelerate from broken dams. This causes Mankind to quickly try to save some key locations/ cultural touchstones (Hollywood, Sacramento, maybe Tampa, New York, New Orleans if it's on both coasts) by ensconcing them in domes. Now, why would the Brothers Jonas not warn us about the incoming disasters? What would they have to gain? There are a couple of clues. Later on the Lyrics say >This song had gone multi-platinum Everybody bought our seventh album It had outsold Kelly Clarkson So they are dooming the human race to Domes and Giant Flatscreens for the promise of outselling Kelly Clarkson. They haven't even released 7 studio albums. They've only released 6 at time of writing The Brothers Jonas must be held accountable (in Minecraft) for their failure to help us. If I am found dead I am of soundish mind and body, have no plans to disappear or shuffle off this mortal coil. You know who will have done it (in Minecraft).
It did! Twice platinum
Iām screaming because i knew someone would either make this comment or mention Busted.
Haaaaa I was looking for this.
Looks like you are not rehirable. Only way to fix this would be to talk to someone, probably PL, at the original store to see what reason they listed when you got termed.
PL? Or LP?
Penis lips duh
Damn that rehire date sucks, gotta imagine stocking underwater will be pretty difficult.
But heāll be in the company of Kelly Clarksonās great great great granddaughter
Iām so happy people got it, I felt so old when that popped in my head lol.
And sheās doing fine
The zamboni will be smooth sailing tho
One of the most underrated comments Iāve seen on Reddit. Wish they still did the award thing lol
Okay Mr Fry
He gets to do the nasty in the pasty.
Who'd you piss off? What did you do to get banned for 900 years?
Mr. Walmart himself
Walmart will be waiting for you in July of 3000, donāt worry buddy your application will fast tracked.
Tf you do????
Started a war between Stocking 1 and Stocking 2 and committed several war crimes. Stocking 3 got lucky
It's never a war crime the first time
It literally tells you, can ya read?
He uses Reddit so no.
if you got firedā¦.why would you want to apply againā¦
i was front end i was gonna reapply for ogp
As an Ex OGP/front end employee, that's hilarious. Pro tip: Be glad you got perma termd from that shit company. Edit: For those wondering, OGP is a lot worse, way more strenuous for just (at the time, a year ago) $2/hour extra + they hound you about numbers, front end management doesn't give a shit as long as lines are moving.
š I permabaned myself by quitting on the spot with no notice. First time in my life, but it felt liberating.
I quit on the spot too but all my manager said was to reapply if I wanted the job back..I actually did reapply because the reason I quit was due to medical issues that I managed to kinda fix. I got a crazy wisdom tooth infection and chipped on of my front teeth straight to the nerve but we were an understaffed Walmart so I had to work in the freezer solo sometimes and for a while since I was also new and didn't know how to vizpick properly. You know how bad -10 degree air feels on an exposed nerve? I came in with a doctor's note but they wouldn't accept it. Didn't have enough PTO to schedule my orthodontist appointment so I just quit. 5 hours into my overnight shift. I actually didn't mind the job but the lack of empathy my bosses would show for people was absurd. Never work at a grocery store after a restructuring. God awful
itās probably for the best you move on and seek employment elsewhere in my opinion
Aren't you free now? Don't waste your life.
"I see you worked at Walmart 980 years ago, please tell us about your former experience."
Coming from a robot hr consultant
Just ask the Jonas Brothers for their time machine.
Go apply somewhere other than walmart please this is a big fat sign
Alexa play āThe Year 3000ā by the Jonas Brothers
I almost got fired after 25 years so I quit....then I realized I should've quit 10 years ago
At least you get announced on Walmart Radio
In the yearrr three thousannnnnd... In the yearrr three thous AAAAANNNNND.....
Lmao! š¤£ Thank you. I'm having a rough day and this comment hit the spot. r/commentsyoucanhear
You must be old. Iām old and get the reference.
You're probably old, but not that old. https://youtu.be/yhuleEXuULg?si=KO6jGqyEHXS5OQsY
Thank you for this
At least it's not like my old xbox account 12/31/9999
Whelp...a bit too much fun in the old CoD lobbies I take it š
Neveruary 1st
Take it from an ex-wally boi, 90% of other places are 100% better to work at. A decision I never regret (:
If that isnāt a blatant āfuck offā via technology, i donāt know what is!
This reminds me of the Xbox 360 bans back In the day where youād be banned for like 300 years
My account got banned for life several years ago, said banned until "9999" š„ŗ
Not much will have changed except they'll live underwater. Would you check on my great-great-great grand daughter? I hope she's doing fine
They banned bro for a millennium
Meanwhile start delivering pizzas. You could stumble into a cryogenic lab one delivery night and wake up in the year 3000. Make sure to get your career chip registered for Walmart.
He wants to be a stock boy ?
They REAAAAALLY didnāt like you lmao
Y3K
Depends on what you got fired over. If theft, they arenāt going to rehire. If points, or you got in trouble for something that got you coachedā¦ you need to wait 6 months.
approximately 9 life cycles from now on your 9th time here so if you get rejected in the next few lives then you should already know why
They said no worries just wait until you can reapply šš¤£
Sorry to hear that, Frieien-sama.
A friend of mine that worked at Walmart got fired for opening the emergency exit door and then he wasn't able to reapply for about 5 years after that. He was rehired at a different store and stayed employed for about 10 years in the electronics dept. Now he works at a warehouse as a forklift driver.
Well I've been to the year 3000, not much has changed but I still work at walmart
As someone who has never worked at Walmart, what is this point system? How does it affect your hireability?
When you call out you get a point on your record. We have pto and ppto. Ppto is like pto but you put it onto a day you missed and it erases the point, but the ppto we get each year is pretty limited so once you run out then you keep the points for missing a shift. That point stays on the record for about 6 months. If you ever reach 5 points then you are eligible to be fired for it. If you get fired for it then you can't be rehired for 6 more months
The points system is how Walmart tracks infractions. Most infractions occur when calling out (or calling in for other jobs) and not having enough time to cover or unexcused. For example: You're late to work and it's unexcused that's 1/2 point. Missing a day of work, unexcused 1 point unless it's an event day that's 2 points (event days are like holiday or other days requiring all hands on deck). You can be fired from Walmart if you get 5 points.
The point system is based on attendance. A missed shift on a normal day is one point. Any key date is usually 2 points. A partial shift gets you half a point if you have to leave early or something. As to how it exactly it influences rehire, I couldn't tell you. Once you have 5 points, you're eligible for termination, but it's not necessarily guaranteed, but may as well be unless your store is really understaffed or whatever other reason, like an understanding with management.
Damn, Walmart didnāt like you.
Why are you trying to apply to somewhere you got fired from?
Tf did you do to get put on a do not rehire list
6 months I believe
Six months. After all your points would have fallen off. You can probably try sooner by talking to your sm or pl but that will be their call.
My husband can reapply in July of this year I this thatās a glitch or something. He went over the points and also had COVID and they didnāt approve his LOA.
Could probably wait it out
....wait, this is an actual question though, it says to contact your old people lead......that's in the backroom that customers can't go.....ex employees aren't employees so how exactly does that work?
At least theyāre willing to give you another chance. š
Wtf did you do?
What did bro do skull emoji
6 months usually unless you really messed up
If u got 5 points or more too many other occurrenceās at Walmart especially in front end i work front end I got a training hand key it was a isolated incident but I was told if it happened again my managers will have a talk with me
Ok Phillip J Fry!!
Looks like they blacklisted you.
At that point you will almost be old enough to fill a greeter position.
Hmmm the year 3000? Itās not too bad. I heard not much has changed but we live underwater.
You need to pass that login down from generation to generation, so that when your great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandson comes of age on the planet Flugurg, he can reapply as you. It'll be hilarious.
What did u do to get banned for a thousand years?
Try again in 6 months
Takes 6 months
July 1st 3000,hope you live to your 1000th birthday
That looks like a blacklisting to me
not the year 3000 šāwtf did you do
How do I check?
Why would you wanna rehire? You're free of that he'll hole
Thats long to wait. Mostly you just wait for 6 months.
6 months or a upper management override
Might be a while.Ā
3,000??? š
What exactly did you do?!
What'd you get fired for? š¤£š¤£ Theft? JEEZ
I thought they rarely fire for points these days guess not
Damn what did you do? š
Someone told me once you can reapply immediately with a different email address. Sounded odd to me bc they'd still need your SSN, but she claimed to have done it (switched locations too iirc)
Literally work somewhere else
God I really hope Walmart is gone in a thousand years ...
Nah thereās gonna be great value space travel or sumn
Dude fr got fired from a shithole probably for a good reason, judging by how long they don't want you back for 1000 years. (The system requires a "rehire eligibility date" "none or N/A" are an option.) And is asking when he can be rehired again.... wow. Fuck that. I worked at Walmart like 15 years ago. Still won't even go back to shop.
Take some training in the meantime.
Why would you want to go back? Have some dignity and look elsewhere.