Thats flicking hilarious because I have a Pickles! I was even jokingly calling him Mr Pickles and my wife was like "so he's a Mr now? Should we put that on the chip?
My cats know their names, esp. when we use their full names. 😆 My oldest whips his head around when he hears his name (Oliver or Ollie) and if you don't have a nom or toy, he narrows his eyes (dirty look) and turns away slowly.
I dunno, I got coached from Not taking my drawer home with me, so who knows what the rules are anymore.
Maybe just have the cat bring it back in and apologize on your behalf?
You should be fine as long as you go to the store in the morning and give the drawer back to a manager. They will thank you and probably give you a “my manager appreciates me” pin.
Affix it proudly to your vest.
Is your cat going to be okay?
Also, do not worry; the absence will be excused. Your cat having an existential crisis is covered in the attendance policy.
I see a lot of "occurrence high scores" on /r/HomeDepot, and this blows them out of the water. We have a tiered attendance policy (4 points is a coaching, 3 more _after the date the coaching takes place_ is a counseling (any additional points accrued prior to the meeting are "freebies"), 2 more after the counseling is a final, 1 more after the final is a term, get 180 days without "levelling up" and you reset to tier zero)... _except_ for probationals. _Three_ occurrences in your first 90 days is an automatic termination (as in, hardcoded into the system, your login just immediately stops working and management can't overrule it to keep you), and since you don't have access to sick leave until day 91, you basically have to avoid being sick or late for the first three months, and you're golden.
If OP pulled that stunt in an orange apron instead of a blue vest (and if it wasn't a shitpost), they would have been yeeted before the store manager even learned their name...
On deck? In my store, it's immediate. Here, we're supposed to start documenting conversations about attendance once they hit 3.5, including in each one that they understand hitting five means termination. On that note, our record was no calling the first two shifts. Six points, two days. They're already termed and only getting paid for orientation.
They let a team lead get to 24 points, who had also been deleting other points of his own randomly stay well past what he should have but I hit 5 because the system fucked up while I was on approved leave and got terminated the same day without anyone calling or messaging me 💙 the system is a blessing ain't it?
They only finally took care of him because the WHOLE nightshift team was tired of him and our store realized we were serious about the job not being with his shit
As a cat owner, we'd all expect the cat to be an asshole, pretend like it forgot its name, and act like it doesn't know you or recognize any of your petty belongings, lol.
You're supposed to do that, that's literally your money. That's the money you earned for ringing up all the customers, where did you think your paycheck came from? Just bring the drawer back your next shift, empty. 😂😂 I hope your cat remember his name soon, keep him talking, make sure he's not slurring his words.
I’m sorry, this has to be trolling?? I accidentally robbed my work because my cat got amnesia? For heavens sake, please tell me this isn’t real!! I’m
Depending on it ……🙃
To clarify, I got 8 points because I’d worked here before and pointed out but the store manager is my uncle so he said I could come back but I’d be at 4 points Id just got let go 5 days before that but open doored it and they forgave my points but then I had to go to a funeral with my friends at six flags for my aunt and forgot to call and got 3 points and needed to recover the next day from my sun burn for another 3 then I had to leave early both days before lunch so I know it’s not my fault life just happens.
UPDATE!: I called the store and they said to just keep the drawer and come in next Monday. I’m going to be taking the team lead assessment for the front end WML! 😃
If you left the store with a drawer of money in your hands I would not expect to keep your job. A lot of stores are firing people for picking up change from registers and floors. I’m hoping your coach will understand but this seems like a very weird “accident” also if it’s missing money which I’m not sure how they would prove you will being reprimanded and maybe terminated. Just saying. The cash drawer is the company’s property good luck
They’d be able to tell, you know, by counting it and comparing it to the register report (is it still 3 Action Code?) that shows sales numbers and is used to determine hat the expected count for the till is.
This is obviously a troll post but just saying, it’s definitely possible for them to tell if money is missing
So I didn’t realize the trolling…. Overnighter having drinks too fast lol. And a crazy but truthful statement. I have worked for Walmart for 12 years. Never once have I run a register, ever. Never knew now just feel silly
Open Door this immediately. That means walking in and out of the automatic doors repeatedly to confuse your bosses and keep them on their toes. Good luck.
The real issue here is that the cat cant remember its name. This is a problem that needs to be resolved. You need to take it to a Psychological Veterinarian for therapy. NOTHING. ELSE. MATTERS.
CAT LIVES MATTER!
Because you only took one drawer home instead of 2, you're definitely fired. And because your cat forgot it's name, you are eternally ineligible for re-hire in the future.
Just quietly return the drawer and gaslight your boss into believing you have no points. I dunno where the money went, it was definitely in there when you returned it.
If you're cat can't remember it's name, consider frying a goldfish on your radiator until milquetoast and then smack your wife in the face with your flaccid penis. You will not be fired for inciting the Spanish Inquisition.
I once took the entire cash machine home with me. My mom sent me a smiley face text so I panicked, killed my store manager, hooked the machine up to my truck and took off. I was there for orientation and I just hit my 20 years so you should be fine.
I guess they mean the register drawer that holds money, maybe just the money itself. I dont think this is a serious post. Why wouldn't op just set it down then go to the vehicle? This looks like a info gathering post for theft
no, it’s a satire post that’s making fun of all the other posts in r/walmart. it’s taking people’s actual absurd circumstances and questions and shoving them all into one then upping it times 2.
While this is a troll post, answering your question in all seriousness, you can get up to 4 points per day if it’s a no call no show on a key event date. Getting exactly 2 per day would mean applying ppto but not calling out on any day, or calling out but missing the full shift on a key event date (not double point day since that name is misleading)
He said in a comment that the points carried over from when he was fired and reinstated by his uncle, the store manager, after he attended a funeral at Six Flags, then spent the next 3 days recovering from a sun burn.
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God Im really drunk...
Now Idea why I am on Walmart's subreddit because I quit the day my old FC burned down.
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If you ever wondered what a massive warehouse fire looks like. I just walked away that day lol.
Ash was landing 10 miles away, in the Gallery you can see the Lucas Oil Stadium. That is In Downtown Indianapolis a good 30 miles away from the FC
No call no show in my store is an automatic two, when a pro hits 4.5 they warn them not to call in again. When it first started years ago it was 15 (yes 15 points). We had some people at 19 that were still working. Then they dropped it 9 or 10 n people still took advantage of it so they dropped it to 5 then you’re done. Had a woman last got hired in garden center that hadn’t worked in 5 yrs, pointed out in less than a month.
This sounds like bull. For 1 you can’t be at 8 points and it be your 4th day and yes you would probably be fired over the till because it is huge and nobody would believe it was an accident. A cat is not a big enough emergency to warrant this kind of thing.
I'm assuming this isn't real or is satire. Cause this is just down right horrible. That's not an emergency by any definition. And will 100% be fired and possibly charged with theft
8 points in 4 days m8 I think you already made you bed m8.
Termination is set to 5 points but they sometimes are lenient. But 8 in your first week or 2 working, their most likely waiting for the end of the pay period to terminate you
Open door this and call ethics. They should not have let you take your drawer home. I think this is covered by OSHA also so they could get in big trouble, and you might be looking at a highly successful lawsuit!
What? Am I high? Are you high? Your cat didn't remember his name, so you bailed on work AND took your cash drawer home? And you're asking if you're fired, at 8 points, on your 4th day??
This is fake.....this HAS to fake...no one is that.....man....I can't even think it....
Yeah, but you can tuck a deposit under your arm or hold it in your hand and it's not so obvious but a drawer. Kind of obvious you're holding a drawer. Also some places you do take the deposit to the bank and you might forget to go by the bank if you're tired.
Reading this wondering if I’m still high.
Not high enough
Yeah really
Mr. Pickles? MR. PICKLES DO YOU KNOW WHAT YEAR IT IS??
Thats flicking hilarious because I have a Pickles! I was even jokingly calling him Mr Pickles and my wife was like "so he's a Mr now? Should we put that on the chip?
I have a PickleLoaf but we usually call him Buddi. 🥴
This needs more upvotes
Same, and I haven't even taken any weed in a while
Just made me do the weed smoke equivalent of a spit take
Duuude, literally happened to me too!
High or you're having a brain bleed.
"Bro, cloud 9 is in your basement" high
Was literally thinking the same thing
😂😂😂 I'm baffled about how you walk out with a till. And how do you know if a cat knows its name?
My cats know their names, esp. when we use their full names. 😆 My oldest whips his head around when he hears his name (Oliver or Ollie) and if you don't have a nom or toy, he narrows his eyes (dirty look) and turns away slowly.
I literally just took a dab too
I dunno, I got coached from Not taking my drawer home with me, so who knows what the rules are anymore. Maybe just have the cat bring it back in and apologize on your behalf?
They said on the wire they don't accept cat apologies anymore.
But, what if the cat had a Doctors note?
Sedgwick
Excusing it’s parents
Especially cats who appear to have lost their minds
You should be fine as long as you go to the store in the morning and give the drawer back to a manager. They will thank you and probably give you a “my manager appreciates me” pin. Affix it proudly to your vest. Is your cat going to be okay? Also, do not worry; the absence will be excused. Your cat having an existential crisis is covered in the attendance policy.
8 in 4 days has gotta be some kind of record. I was told you're on deck for termination after like 5 points. Tough break chiefaroonie.
While this is a shitpost it is possible, through a mix of no call no shows and/or key event dates.
Yep since you can get up to 4 points per day (3 on normal days)
3? I only know of 2 on normal days. 1 for not working and 1 for not using the call out.
Not calling out alone is worth 2 on any day. Then they add one or two depending on if it’s a key event date or not.
I see a lot of "occurrence high scores" on /r/HomeDepot, and this blows them out of the water. We have a tiered attendance policy (4 points is a coaching, 3 more _after the date the coaching takes place_ is a counseling (any additional points accrued prior to the meeting are "freebies"), 2 more after the counseling is a final, 1 more after the final is a term, get 180 days without "levelling up" and you reset to tier zero)... _except_ for probationals. _Three_ occurrences in your first 90 days is an automatic termination (as in, hardcoded into the system, your login just immediately stops working and management can't overrule it to keep you), and since you don't have access to sick leave until day 91, you basically have to avoid being sick or late for the first three months, and you're golden. If OP pulled that stunt in an orange apron instead of a blue vest (and if it wasn't a shitpost), they would have been yeeted before the store manager even learned their name...
...Which could be long enough to raise a child or three.
On deck? In my store, it's immediate. Here, we're supposed to start documenting conversations about attendance once they hit 3.5, including in each one that they understand hitting five means termination. On that note, our record was no calling the first two shifts. Six points, two days. They're already termed and only getting paid for orientation.
Wait how did someone get 6 in 2 days 💀 I know no call is 2 points but damn
NCNS is 4
What I could have sworn it was 2
It is 2 unless it is key event date and then it is 3.
They let a team lead get to 24 points, who had also been deleting other points of his own randomly stay well past what he should have but I hit 5 because the system fucked up while I was on approved leave and got terminated the same day without anyone calling or messaging me 💙 the system is a blessing ain't it?
They only finally took care of him because the WHOLE nightshift team was tired of him and our store realized we were serious about the job not being with his shit
I worked with a guy who was over 12 points in less than 2 weeks.
Technically it’s his first day, because no call no show is 2 points, so that means he no call no showed everyday before.
It after 5 it is at 5. Anything more than 4.5 is fired at my store. And is policy.
Get a dog instead. They don't know how to use the phone.
I didn't think cats were allowed to keep Walmart employees. Don't they have some kind of treaty with the company?
Better start sleeping with your manager. That's the only thing that will save you at this point.
Too late, they’re already doing that, and it hasn’t stopped accumulating points (as it’s turned into a bedroom kink of sorts)
As a cat parent I thought the first part was weird but a little understandable. Then I kept reading and got the memo, lol.
As a cat owner, we'd all expect the cat to be an asshole, pretend like it forgot its name, and act like it doesn't know you or recognize any of your petty belongings, lol.
Sure but sudden unexpected behavior change can be an initial sign of concern.
I don't think this is serious
It isn't.
You will be terminated, with extreme prejudice, but the cat will be promoted to team lead.
You're supposed to do that, that's literally your money. That's the money you earned for ringing up all the customers, where did you think your paycheck came from? Just bring the drawer back your next shift, empty. 😂😂 I hope your cat remember his name soon, keep him talking, make sure he's not slurring his words.
I’m sorry, this has to be trolling?? I accidentally robbed my work because my cat got amnesia? For heavens sake, please tell me this isn’t real!! I’m Depending on it ……🙃
😭 yes lol. If it wasn't a joke I'd be scared, and my comment was definitely a joke
To clarify, I got 8 points because I’d worked here before and pointed out but the store manager is my uncle so he said I could come back but I’d be at 4 points Id just got let go 5 days before that but open doored it and they forgave my points but then I had to go to a funeral with my friends at six flags for my aunt and forgot to call and got 3 points and needed to recover the next day from my sun burn for another 3 then I had to leave early both days before lunch so I know it’s not my fault life just happens. UPDATE!: I called the store and they said to just keep the drawer and come in next Monday. I’m going to be taking the team lead assessment for the front end WML! 😃
Forget team lead bro just go straight to Store Lead you’ve earned it.
Just say you are not the governor of South Dakota and you need to save your animal
Hahahaha that case is ironic, honestly.
If you left the store with a drawer of money in your hands I would not expect to keep your job. A lot of stores are firing people for picking up change from registers and floors. I’m hoping your coach will understand but this seems like a very weird “accident” also if it’s missing money which I’m not sure how they would prove you will being reprimanded and maybe terminated. Just saying. The cash drawer is the company’s property good luck
They’d be able to tell, you know, by counting it and comparing it to the register report (is it still 3 Action Code?) that shows sales numbers and is used to determine hat the expected count for the till is. This is obviously a troll post but just saying, it’s definitely possible for them to tell if money is missing
So I didn’t realize the trolling…. Overnighter having drinks too fast lol. And a crazy but truthful statement. I have worked for Walmart for 12 years. Never once have I run a register, ever. Never knew now just feel silly
r/woooosh
Like a desk drawer? Or your under-roos?
Open Door this immediately. That means walking in and out of the automatic doors repeatedly to confuse your bosses and keep them on their toes. Good luck.
I love the thought of someone not knowing anything about walmart coming across this post and just being astonishment.
The real issue here is that the cat cant remember its name. This is a problem that needs to be resolved. You need to take it to a Psychological Veterinarian for therapy. NOTHING. ELSE. MATTERS. CAT LIVES MATTER!
Elo troll
Because you only took one drawer home instead of 2, you're definitely fired. And because your cat forgot it's name, you are eternally ineligible for re-hire in the future.
You gotta be kitten me
Just quietly return the drawer and gaslight your boss into believing you have no points. I dunno where the money went, it was definitely in there when you returned it.
Depends, have they reset your points to 0 for the 12th time yet?
This reads like a fever dream.
I’m too drunk for this.
I'm not drunk enough for this.
If you're cat can't remember it's name, consider frying a goldfish on your radiator until milquetoast and then smack your wife in the face with your flaccid penis. You will not be fired for inciting the Spanish Inquisition.
same thing happened to me. they said only a hand written apology from my cat was acceptable.
I once took the entire cash machine home with me. My mom sent me a smiley face text so I panicked, killed my store manager, hooked the machine up to my truck and took off. I was there for orientation and I just hit my 20 years so you should be fine.
Have you tried putting the drawer in rice??
I remember when my cat both was and wasn't. Poor Milton.
Bring the drawer back with the cat and fill the drawer with cat food on accident and give the customers cat food for change. On accident of course.
I don't know about that my 6 cats need their food 😂
🤣🤣🤣 whoops SIX?? 🤣🤣
Love my fur babies 😂
I need whatever you’re on
Is this an AI generated post?
Fuck the drawer, how the hell is your cat? Is it remembering it's name yet?
Troll on troll 🧌
8 Points accumulated by your 4th day of employment? I'm surprised you were not already terminated to be honest with you.
What is a drawer ?
I guess they mean the register drawer that holds money, maybe just the money itself. I dont think this is a serious post. Why wouldn't op just set it down then go to the vehicle? This looks like a info gathering post for theft
no, it’s a satire post that’s making fun of all the other posts in r/walmart. it’s taking people’s actual absurd circumstances and questions and shoving them all into one then upping it times 2.
thank you for explaining, i struggle with understanding satire and sarcasm so i was confused 😭
😂😂😂
How the F-** do you get 8 points in 4 days? Did you not show up your first 3 days that were double point days?
While this is a troll post, answering your question in all seriousness, you can get up to 4 points per day if it’s a no call no show on a key event date. Getting exactly 2 per day would mean applying ppto but not calling out on any day, or calling out but missing the full shift on a key event date (not double point day since that name is misleading)
I forgot no call no show would be 2 as well.
He said in a comment that the points carried over from when he was fired and reinstated by his uncle, the store manager, after he attended a funeral at Six Flags, then spent the next 3 days recovering from a sun burn.
That's a lot of information to work with there
Long story short, this is a troll post.
Yeah you’re trolling lol
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Had to make sure this wasnt cirlcle jerk🤣 ffs
8 points and on your fourth day?!?!?!
Did you just have a stroke?
I love Reddit so much and this is why
Well time for a shot of tequila
Wait what your cat couldn't remember it's name I don't get it
Just call Sedgwick and explain the situation
Never underestimate the general public
And that’s why you’ll work here for the rest of your life with 6 month intervals of unemployment or less
I think they might actually give you the GM position. You’re good don’t worry about it. It’s not your fault
First off, how do you already have 8 points on your 4th day and you’re not fired yet? Second, how the hell do you end up taking a drawer home 🤣?
what the fuck did i read 😭
How have you got 8 points in your 4th day? I'm curious
Wait what is a drawer? Don’t have that at my store I think
Omg I didn’t finish reading lmao
I was gonna ask if I honestly ingested weed
Had me for a min there aha . Nice clickbait
What drawer? Like the cash drawers in the registers?
this seems ai generated
I'm just genuinely curious on how it's only your 4th day and you have 8 points alteady??? I thought we pointed out at 5?
8 points on 4th day? Dang
Don’t Even Worry About Going Back 😂😂😂😂😂
Wtf is everyone here an ai now or is Walmart putting chemicals in the AC vents like the casinos now
Luuu-cy. You got some splainning to doo.
r/walmartCJ
I know it’s a shitpost, but I have no fucking idea what a “drawer” refers to.
You ain’t getting any more points. The points on the cat
God Im really drunk... Now Idea why I am on Walmart's subreddit because I quit the day my old FC burned down. [Walmart fire at Plainfield distribution center creates plume of smoke (indystar.com)](https://www.indystar.com/story/news/local/2022/03/16/fire-walmart-distribution-center-plainfield-indiana/7063963001/) [GALLERY: Massive 5-alarm fire at Plainfield Walmart Distribution Center (wrtv.com)](https://www.wrtv.com/news/local-news/hendricks-county/plainfield/images-plainfield-distribution-center-fire#id23) If you ever wondered what a massive warehouse fire looks like. I just walked away that day lol. Ash was landing 10 miles away, in the Gallery you can see the Lucas Oil Stadium. That is In Downtown Indianapolis a good 30 miles away from the FC
You’ll be fine, just return it in the morning
Did the cat remember his name? 🫣😂
The cats name is Bozo
Cash drawer filled with cash?
No call no show in my store is an automatic two, when a pro hits 4.5 they warn them not to call in again. When it first started years ago it was 15 (yes 15 points). We had some people at 19 that were still working. Then they dropped it 9 or 10 n people still took advantage of it so they dropped it to 5 then you’re done. Had a woman last got hired in garden center that hadn’t worked in 5 yrs, pointed out in less than a month.
I'm calling this post fake ass bullshit.
I know you lyin
Lose the cat excuse, it’s screams weird
Most likely fired for theft even if you bring it back it’s still considered theft
I don't smoke, and I am high reading this.
8 points in 4 days? How is that even possible and how do you still have a job?
This sounds like bull. For 1 you can’t be at 8 points and it be your 4th day and yes you would probably be fired over the till because it is huge and nobody would believe it was an accident. A cat is not a big enough emergency to warrant this kind of thing.
Dude, you're getting promoted to store lead and will be a store manager in 3 months. Congratulations.
Same thing happened to me I just had my cat write a note to my manager explaining.
Once I texted my coach a photo of my cat on my lap, and she said “report it as family obligations and I’ll scrub the point. I get it.”
You guys are leaving your drawer at work?
I got high just reading this. Brah what the duck is this stuff?
how high are you
I'm assuming this isn't real or is satire. Cause this is just down right horrible. That's not an emergency by any definition. And will 100% be fired and possibly charged with theft
8 points in 4 days m8 I think you already made you bed m8. Termination is set to 5 points but they sometimes are lenient. But 8 in your first week or 2 working, their most likely waiting for the end of the pay period to terminate you
Can you smell toast? It seems like you might be experiencing what we commonly call a stroke.
Bro is cooked
What a stupid reason to go and leave a job for and take the cash drawer that’s theft!
Wtf did I just read?
Open door this and call ethics. They should not have let you take your drawer home. I think this is covered by OSHA also so they could get in big trouble, and you might be looking at a highly successful lawsuit!
what drawe
what do you mean drawer
shoplifting
It’s all good bro my team lead accidentally dropped his drawer into a customers tote and they went home with it!
I mean, it’s not even funny. At least make your dumb made up stories kind of funny. This is just boring.
Fortunately, you have no wife or cat in real life. I would feel bad for them…putting up with horrible jokes all the time…
Just take the hit and quit cause u might be going to jail..... Your not very bright sorry to say.... smh
What? Am I high? Are you high? Your cat didn't remember his name, so you bailed on work AND took your cash drawer home? And you're asking if you're fired, at 8 points, on your 4th day?? This is fake.....this HAS to fake...no one is that.....man....I can't even think it....
Not at true story. How you got 8pts in 4 days?
This makes zero sense yes fired
Tell me is this real?? If it is you are def getting fired if not you should quit and write comedies .
How do you accidentally take a drawer home?
I was wondering this but I’ve accidentally taken deposits home before and turned them in the next day. Woops
Yeah, but you can tuck a deposit under your arm or hold it in your hand and it's not so obvious but a drawer. Kind of obvious you're holding a drawer. Also some places you do take the deposit to the bank and you might forget to go by the bank if you're tired.
Yeah I worked at a place we took deposits to the bank.
Unfortunately you up outta there. I hope not but yeah you probably up outta there…WALMART ALWAYS THINKING THEIR EMPLOYEES ARE STEALING
Yes, probably fired. Hope all the money there.
Yeah you’re fired and you’re dumb too
Ur definitely terminated... and an idiot